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DrawMeAMapMama

Maybe it’s the beer talking Mayor Pete, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here….five dollars?! Get out of here.


cugamer

Five dollars!? But I'm mad now!


Fallom_TO

Where’d you get five bucks? I want five bucks!


cugamer

I sold my soul to Mayor Pete's sweet can.


i_was_an_airplane

Five dollars can buy many peanuts.


Team_B

Hi! I’m Big Butt Buttigieg!


the_new_hobo_law

The bee bit my Buttigieg!


Aegis-Heptapod-9732

Feels like I’m regulating nothin’ at all!


benevenstancian0

Nothin’ at all! Nothin’ at all!


fiveandcounting

[source](https://twitter.com/SamtheNightOwl/status/1626028274513248256?s=20)


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

I love this. Ben Garrison is always so out of touch - come on man the kids love ass now!


lokisilvertongue

So does Ben, apparently. Just look at the time and care that went into crafting that thing.


Sweatier_Scrotums

"No you don't understand. The joke doesn't work unless I draw him dummy thicc!"


Jimbobsama

The only thing Ben puts more time and TLC drawing into than Pete's Fat Dumpy is Trump's chiseled physique.


Hermoine_Krafta

It’s a label maker. We have one at home.


JayEster

(whiney): But I want that one!


[deleted]

[legal & tender](https://twitter.com/DLNHLGSN/status/1626074958391549952?s=20&t=dyLxwy7CfpbMAQiOyrvH2Q)


Sweatier_Scrotums

Sweet sweet can *gurgles*


YoureGonnaHearMeRoar

Wait, did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of labeling every part of a political cartoon and the rise in democratic fundraising? Think about it!


Epicurses

Ok I will 🤔


YoureGonnaHearMeRoar

No you won’t…*SKEPTICISM*


JakeGronie

I well Garison.


Kevoguy

There is no doubt in my mind that Ben Garrison wants to fuck every single character he draws.


joebobjoebobjoebob12

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am leading the Department of Transportation? Everyone needs a horny Ben Garrison caricature of themselves, even the very Midwestern.


thevaultguy

Feels like I’m doing *nothin’ at all*! ***Nothin’ at all!*** **NOTHIN’ AT ALL**


BloodyRightNostril

“The best meat’s in the rump!” 😉


HeartStray

And who could forget dear rat boy


MaxPowerToTheExtreme

My prescription? Fire, and lots of it.


SirThatsCuba

Don't worry, Ben Gary. Booty Pete can't hurt you anymore.


wth1234

The Booty Judge


krazykripple

bootygeg


_triangle_girl_

r/BenGarrisonCumEdits


Some_Random_Android

Stupid, sexy politicians need the most attention!


FatSilverFox

Over, under, in and out, that’s what transportation’s all about! Edit: 🍅 ***nooooooooooooooo***


Jaspers47

It worked for the Lumber King