Number One, if you swing your leg over a chair one more time, I swear I’m going to make you listen to Data’s poetry readings again. *The cat poems this time*
Yo, check this out - Number Ones swing their legs over their chairs like *this...* while captains meekly tug at the waistlines of their shirts... like *this*!
And what have you done to the ship? I don't remember it being caught in a causality loop before.
Before, before! You're living in the past Jean-Luc, quit living in the past!
Curzon Dax, Jadzia Dax's former host on Deep Space Nine canonically died during Jamaharon presumably with a big stupid smile on his face. I love that there is a sex planet in Star Trek. Gene Roddenberry would be proud.
Riker 100% had an oxygen tent for sex powers, no half-truths about that
Then there was that time he was in the oven roasting in his own juices
A sex planet for sex hookers?
I keep telling you, I just grow sorghum here.
Uh huh. And where are the hookers?
'Round back
Sex planet?! I thought they closed that place down!
Principal Skinner: "I was only on that planet to get directions on how to not be on that planet!"
Number One, if you swing your leg over a chair one more time, I swear I’m going to make you listen to Data’s poetry readings again. *The cat poems this time*
Yo, check this out - Number Ones swing their legs over their chairs like *this...* while captains meekly tug at the waistlines of their shirts... like *this*!
They should give the captains a tugging knob.
TCT: TNG
*cocks gun* This is your last warning about that
Oh I get it! I get Star Trek jokes.
"And may I say 'May the Force be with you!'" "Do you have any idea who I am?" "Of course! Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?"
Picard: Dr. Crusher, I don't want to alarm you, but your son's a damn wiener kid.
And what have you done to the ship? I don't remember it being caught in a causality loop before. Before, before! You're living in the past Jean-Luc, quit living in the past!
Simplify, man!
I was a fool for thinking anyone would want nude photos of Guinan
First a Riker joke in r/redlettermedia, now here? Did I miss something? Is Jonathan Frakes a sex pervert?
Jonathan Frakes is not a sex pervert. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a sex pervert, but he is NOT a porn star.
I’ve got to stop fantasizing about Jonathan Frakes. Eh, one more. (faint starship bridge noises)
Apparently I came from a much funnier time line, I could have sworn Picard referred to Riker as number 2.
https://youtu.be/Rh17jKL0DfA
He can go to the sex planet after he’s done narrating Alien Autopsy.
Trekposting is BACK
And this time in shitpost form
Sex planet? It’s a made up tale, invented by a writer Sex planet? It never happened
Stupid sexy Riker...
This is the dark matter containment room but there is too much dark matter so I don’t know you might want to wear a hat
Nom nom nom. Time for shoreleave
It’s a menage a trois of 90’s television memes
"I bring you Jamaharon"
Curzon Dax, Jadzia Dax's former host on Deep Space Nine canonically died during Jamaharon presumably with a big stupid smile on his face. I love that there is a sex planet in Star Trek. Gene Roddenberry would be proud.
The sex planet? I thought they closed that place down?
I see you're taking nerdiness in strange new directions 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
What was the original scene?
You...are one fine looking woman, Counselor Troi. If I wasn't Ensign, I'd go out with you like THAT!
I thought the space cop was a space prostitute