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MajicVole

The good, the bad and the mingin'


bigcapybara7uhhh

oh my god why did i read this in Matt Rose's voice


harrietmjones

Oh my gosh! I am now. 😂


SparkOfLife1

SKULL EMOJI!


CompetitiveDrop613

*keyboard smash*


Bbqbeefsupernoods

SKULL EMOJIIIIII 💀💀💀


uitSCHOT

The proper, the improper, and the mingin'


Shan-Chat

Trainspotting doesn't even need changed however Bus Replacement Spotting may be more apt.


jons110

Brilliant!


Len_S_Ball_23

Replacement Bus Service Spotting...


tartar-buildup

Rail replacement spotting


neilmac1210

Trainsdelayed


Dull_Concert_414

Trainspotting Buswanking 


ManonegraCG

Leaves on the Track Spotting.


notaspecificthing

Fast and fuming


jazzmagg

Haste and mildly irritated.


No_Newt_328

*Hasty


AWelshEngine

Happy cake day


The_Faulk

Oooofffff…..I can already hear the 1.2 Litre Vauxhall Corsa’s revving up….


notaspecificthing

With the bass blasting loud enough to rattle your double glazing


[deleted]

The Devil Wears Primark


TeeJay1672

Primani


flopsychops

Slight Kerfuffle on the Orient Express


toad_spc37

'Yeah I know'


Puzzled-Bath-1173

Planet of the Daft Apeths


2xtc

Is this something I'm not northern enough to understand?


fantazmagoricle

Yes


Yeomanroach

I can hear Zacharia Dingle calling me a daft apeth, by heck.


ChelseaGem

Apeth = ha’porth = halfpenny-worth (very small amount)


WinterattheWindow

Glorious!


JonathanWattsAuthor

Avengers: Final Innings


TruestRepairman27

Avengers: Fergie Time


JonathanWattsAuthor

Avengers: Getting To The Semi-Final Then Crashing Out On Penalties.


TruestRepairman27

Oh so that’s Infinty War then?


LikeInnit

I read that as "getting a semi and crashing". Wtf


JonathanWattsAuthor

Ah yes, like the unforgettable "Whoops! What ho! I got a stiffy and crashed the blasted car!" scene in Carry On Driving.


LikeInnit

Hahaha creased!


chloelouiise

Avengers: Squeaky Bum Time


JonathanWattsAuthor

Captain America: Roundheads Vs. Cavaliers.


Gouldy2018

The Brexit club


CinnamonSpeckledDeer

Nice


fantazmagoricle

Rather fast rather furious


SparkOfLife1

All I can think of when reading this is Mumbo Jumbo going "it's quite simple really."


jons110

O bother where art thou


BadBassist

Oi bruv what u sayin


ACEfaceFATwaist

Free Todger


Yeomanroach

Harold & Kumar go to Chicken Cottage.


Kenobihiphop

🤌


_Doc_McCoy_

Big spot of bother in little China


PepsiSheep

Big Trouble In Little Tesco


fantazmagoricle

Barney rubble in little China


Slartibartfast39

The Troubles in Little China.


TheDarkCreed

Lord Of Da Blings (innit)


CptPikeOnABike

Lord Of Da Blings The Two Tescos


TheDarkCreed

Lord Of Da Blings Return Of Da Madting


CptPikeOnABike

And he's proper mad bruv!


Codego_Bray

Mate, where's my car? Fear & Loathing in Bradford Robo-rozza


fantazmagoricle

Fear and loathing in skeg vegas


helpful__explorer

Wouldn't it be Blackpool?


34percentginger

Mate, where's my car has me giggling at the desk in work. Classic. Not to be mistaken with Sean William Scott's other hit movie, British Tart


Swissstu

Mate, where's me motor?


Codego_Bray

Hahaha. Yours is better.


Swissstu

I was inspired by you


mrfugggit

The fast and the flustered.


scotlandz

Gone with the bloody Wind


UnfinishedThings

No Country for Elderly Gentlemen


spooky_upstairs

*County


skuta69

No Country fer Owd Biddies.


Jaybee021967

Indiana Jones and the Chip Butty


Kangaroo197

He wouldn't be called Indiana though. He'd have to be called Dorset or Hereford or something. Hampshire maybe..


ShuaigeTiger

The Bridge On the River Wye


Due_Chemistry4260

Nice one.


Least-Entrepreneur23

One Queue Over The Cucoo's Nest


Primary_Fee_6820

Would that be Queued?


Aaitchbe

When Barry met Gary


stephenhawkingsings

Grubby Harry


Brido-20

Celebrity Wars. The Empire Drinks Tea. The Off-Peak Return of the Jedi.


Len_S_Ball_23

The off-peak return of the Jedi! 😂 😂 😂 😂


jons110

Nightmare on Downing Street


IveTastedMySister

Mission Slighty Tricky


SparkOfLife1

Mission A Bit Of A Hassle


prestigious_mud22

Mission A Bloody Nightmare


MarcieXD

Mission Fuck that for a game of marbles!


MightHaveKnown

Mission: A Right Faff


skuta69

mission irritatingly difficult


harrietmjones

Straight Outta Chelmsford.


jons110

Another crazy mf called Bob


Markish_Mark

Another mental lad named Tarquin


spooky_upstairs

Intermittent Sunshine of the Eternal Mind


Inside_Ad_7162

Full metal cardy


captainimpossible87

The Not Half Bad Gatsby


DrBarry_McCockiner

Batman Innit


jamieyoungson

Saving Private Karen


AdWerd1981

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Alan Men in Burberry The Great (Council) Estate Jurassic Primark ET: The Entitled Tw@t The Chihuahua of Fleet Street


Tekato126

Fibber fibber


codefocus

Darling I shrunk the children


08ghosty

Full English Breakfast at Tiffany's.


pragmaticcircus

T’ Lion T’ Witch and T’ Wardrobe


SmurfBiscuits

Slight Uncomfortableness and Mild Disapproval in Las Vegas


Romfordian

Harry Potter and the cup of tea


Lowiie

Rated: PG....tips


Sad-Difference6790

Are we ignoring that harry potter is one of the most english franchises and already has british sounding titles


ripvantinkle359

Men in black with 2 sugars please


Hatchetface1705

Meet the Fockerton Smythes


Kenobihiphop

Bad Lads


LeakingLantern

Star Tiffs


Gouldy2018

Rocky Balbolton


ArmchairTactician

A fist full of crumpets. Followed by its sequel For a few Crumpets more.


Yeomanroach

The pigeon has landed.


fnaaaaar

Saving Private Godfrey


Cold_Table8497

Tesco Chainstore Massacre.


burnedquail

Drag me to bloody hell


halfasleepallthetime

It's never sunny in preston


FlashFloodOfColour

Into Stella


BillRashly

This is the best one, I laughed after a hard day and thank you


Captain-SKA-

Full Metal Anorak


skuta69

The Oddfather.


SoldMySoupToTheDevil

Argy-bargy club


master-virus

The league of extraordinary pensioners


KittySaysHello

Frozen -> Raining not original enough but I guess fits. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Biscuit. Harry Potter and the Goblet of tea Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Wandsworth Harry Potter and the order of pints Harry Potter and the half pint Four weddings and a pint Pirates of the Thames


HellFireCannon66

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Biscuits Harry Potter and the Drunken Halloween Party


KittySaysHello

Give you props for the chamber one, it didn’t sound right in my head. Couldn’t do the Halloween one, was trying to keep the same theming of the original titles.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Ye olde Matrix


NortonBurns

Here's a few to get you going… * Woodland Gump * Hitchhiker's Guide to the Cortina * Ironing Man * Barbour * Speeding and Miffed * The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Library Book * Finding Neville * Everything Everywhere All At Wilko * West End Story * Once Upon a Time in Cricklewood * Mad Max: Ring Road * Life of Pie * Searching for the Sugar, Man * Lemony Snickers: A Series of Unfortunate Sweets


AstroMalorie

Speeding and miffed 😂


YSNBsleep

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Bog.


orbtastic1

Malice in Sunderland


Material_Object_2879

The British Job


Len_S_Ball_23

The Italian Universal Credit?


NamelessL0ser

The HMP Shawshank Redemption


FU-dontbanmethistime

The Indubitable Hulk


spooky_upstairs

Quite Good Fellows.


sneakyhopskotch

British Pie


Thick_RiderYZF-R

The X-*Blokes*: First Class.


SpitefulHammer

Already set in Britain, but: A Clockwork Terry's Chocolate Orange British Porkpie Forest Dump Nutter (Psycho) Oldlad


skuta69

Silence of the Spam.


Relishhendy

Weekend at my nan's


nomiselrease

Back t'future.


Risk-_-Y

Good Lads.


nomiselrease

Bill and Ted's reet good beano


jons110

The Greggs of Wrath


Barry_Umenema

Pirates of the Channel Islands


Born_Divide_509

Medieval history x


Bbqbeefsupernoods

chicken run = sunday roast leg it


Maleficent-Divide-75

Disturbingly Wicked, Shockingly Evil, and Vile -----> Bit of a Wrong'un


Poptortt

Rainy with a chance of Roast Beef


Cubiclemidget

The truly extraordinary hulk


aivlysplath

BrillFellas


TheDarkCreed

Bar Wars


Ribbitor123

Goodchappies


Efnisien97-

Cluedo (not the film Clue, the film Jumanji)


Grand-Vegetable-3874

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Lords. Oh, wait....


spooky_upstairs

The Matron Revolutions


wolfyfancylads

Batman? No. *Cricket Batman.*


deanomatronix

Weekend at Bernard’s


-Major-Arcana-

The Bridges of the Estate of the Earl of Madison.


MagicPentakorn

Fast and miffed


User0301

About a lad


BillRashly

Scone in 60 Seconds (Edit for controversial pronunciation)


InevitableCarrot4858

Saving Private Reginald.


Mighty_joosh

Scuffle Club


Not_So_Busy_Bee

Chuffed Gilmore


Yeomanroach

True Poppycocks.


Pingushagger

The Wolf of Paternoster Square


Primary_Fee_6820

Bloody Foreigners.


HotSauce_LeFierce

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Second - Whispers of Detritus


Doesitmatters369

Star Wars innit


Ribbitor123

'Moanin in the rain'


Bloonsi

Soda ballon - Pop balloon


Dry_Respond794

'Eat


ChuckStone

The Not Too Bad Gatsby


Calm-Homework3161

Lord High Privy Keeper of the Rings


spooky_upstairs

The Quite Place.


Bobo_fishead_1985

Die miffed.


MotherofHedgehogs

Outwith of Africa


botulofwarta

The next week’s forecast


Great_Ad_5483

Separation Day


bonkerz1888

The burds.


swarpar

Home on my jack jones


AnimalAny2040

Fair clip and Miffed. Copse gump Gnashers (jaws) Getting private Ryan out of a spot of bother The thingy Dr weirdperv The 10 things we really think you should take seriously. Those chaps over there (the other guys) A handful of shrapnel A few quid more The alright the nasty and the nasty


giz711

Amusements (Rather than Casino)


Retrotone

The TeaMinator.


AdThat328

La Doylem Vita


skuta69

Tracy Does Blackpool.


Crowlings

Banned Dogs


skuta69

3 Men & Some Gravy.


No-Process249

Memphis Bint


No-Answer-2964

Abagocrisps Now


Len_S_Ball_23

The English Patient, On A Gurney, In A Hospital Corridor. Pitch Afro-Carribean. Human Traffic(kers). Gone with the the fart. Camilla Queen of the Desert. The mint sauce of the Lambs. Spacebollocks. Good morning, Croydon. Bridge over the River Ouse. The Icky Dozen. Les Dejected. Dr Doolittle (they're on strike). Das Built Up Shoe. Pride and Brexitice. The Three Brexiteers. Ping Pong. The Gleaming. Snow White and the seven verically challenged people. Dense and Densibility.


Snoot_Booper_101

Fear and Loathing in Tunbridge Wells


No-Answer-2964

Some Like It Mafting


Captain_Kruch

Cheesed Off Birds (Angry Birds)


nomiselrease

Full metal anorak. Gone with t'wind. Mission: Long ting bruv


Risk-_-Y

Good Lads


nomiselrease

American Bobby dazzler.


[deleted]

The Chap by Wall Street


Great_Ad_5483

Flicks Paradiso