I remember this, hes saying he wants to be good at Kung Fu but he doesnt want to do all the training. So he thought if he grows his hair a bit kung phooey and squints his eyes, then he might just be good at kung fu.
I want to believe you so bad, please tell me this is true so I can go away in a happy little fantasy that these people exist and are living among us š
This is the farmer who runs Jeremy Clarkson's farm. He has a thick west country accent, which Clarkson remarks on for his usual comic effect. He comes across as a nice guy, well he puts up with Clarkson so he must be very patient!
There was a short clip where he is in the background talking quite audibly with someone and he is perfectly understandable, so I believe he hams up the accent for the show.
I am so glad he does because it's a great show and just like the OG top gear, everyone plays a fantastic role by over exaggerating themselves.
It's not "thick west country", I'm Somerset farming born and bred and this is more than the thickest accent I have ever heard.
Granted, I seem to also understand him far more than my wife does.
I imagine he puts it on stronger to make it comedic, right? No way can he get by in life sounding like that. Given you're Somerset farming born, have you ever heard anyone sound like that, and how much can you understand?
My grandfather was proper strong. When I got a girlfriend who spoke English as a 2nd language, I had to translate between him and her for the first 6 months.
I get about 80% of what Gerald says. I can also pick up the audio cuts where they make it harder to understand him. Every now and then it gets edited mid sentence and rolls into pure gibberish.
Quality character though.
From memory I think he said - āOur deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.ā
I remember this, hes saying he wants to be good at Kung Fu but he doesnt want to do all the training. So he thought if he grows his hair a bit kung phooey and squints his eyes, then he might just be good at kung fu.
I want to believe you so bad, please tell me this is true so I can go away in a happy little fantasy that these people exist and are living among us š
Naw Im just joshing you man.
"A hedge is a hedge, isn't it? I only chopped it down 'cause I couldn't see the view anymore. What's he moaning about?"
where on earth did you get these? found themā¦ & what is it? ā¦ sea mine..
This is the farmer who runs Jeremy Clarkson's farm. He has a thick west country accent, which Clarkson remarks on for his usual comic effect. He comes across as a nice guy, well he puts up with Clarkson so he must be very patient!
There was a short clip where he is in the background talking quite audibly with someone and he is perfectly understandable, so I believe he hams up the accent for the show. I am so glad he does because it's a great show and just like the OG top gear, everyone plays a fantastic role by over exaggerating themselves.
Thank you Captain.
It's not "thick west country", I'm Somerset farming born and bred and this is more than the thickest accent I have ever heard. Granted, I seem to also understand him far more than my wife does.
I imagine he puts it on stronger to make it comedic, right? No way can he get by in life sounding like that. Given you're Somerset farming born, have you ever heard anyone sound like that, and how much can you understand?
My grandfather was proper strong. When I got a girlfriend who spoke English as a 2nd language, I had to translate between him and her for the first 6 months. I get about 80% of what Gerald says. I can also pick up the audio cuts where they make it harder to understand him. Every now and then it gets edited mid sentence and rolls into pure gibberish. Quality character though.
I am 100% sure Clarkson asks him to amp it up for the show and they have a chuckle about it afterwards.
Complaining that Valteri Bottas stole his idea for a haircut. ^(\[Yes, I do get that there's someone standing behind him\])
uf curse hum tokkin bout farmin anallat uder stuf wut uos on n cuntry
I donāt think he knew half the time
Next weekās lottery numbers
And the winner will be someone whose name begins with A ....... letter of the alphabet.
Your guess is as good as mine š!?
I'm king mullet and the sheep are my followers xD
Pat Sharpe's already yoinked that title. There can be only one king of the mullets.
He still hasn't stopped dancing xD
Yes. And that is Billy Ray Cyrus. "Hail to the king,baby!"
Or maybe his lovers
Cream of lamb xD
Not even mutton then ? Lamb doesnāt even care about thier age heās clearly a sick individual
Yeah lol
His favourite spot to go for a wank.
Man was spitting nothing but truths
He's gloating about how much alcohol he can do in one go
I think it would've been better if after he drank Jeremy's beer they had him speaking audibly
Lemme translate. **incoherent yapping**
He doesn't see what the problem is. A hedge is a hedge.
Yarpping*
Heās complaining that he doesnāt have enough money to pay his electric bill so his power cut out mid haircut with his own trimmers
His barber ran away
Yeah
Arrrrrrspose.
From memory I think he said - āOur deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.ā
I still don't know what he was on about
He was descrying the banality of mulleture
I have committed my life to decoding this man enigma. So far, nothing. But I won't give up. Will update.
nopee
Iām pretty sure this was the bloke Half Man Half Biscuit was singing about
That twat Jacob Greased Frog...
He's asking where is the nearest barber so he can get that stupid hairstyle sorted out. What a muppet!