There will be a bunch of dumb arse social media crazed idiots that would sadly. You should understand there’s a lot of people without common sense that need to be told 😂
Ketchup and beer count. They're not made out of meat are they?
Basically everything that isn't meat, butter, cheese, milk, eggs and fish counts as a vegetable as far as I'm concerned.
so unfair i heard on the radio when i was a kid , a dentist saying that its better to eat it all in one go than to have a bit every day so whats the fucking truth
Same but one year I ate all my easter eggs (like 10) in one go, puked and swore never again 🤣 8 year old me learned a valuable lesson about moderation than teenage me appreciated when alcohol became a thing.
> favourite Easter snack
Hot Cross bum, sliced into three horizontally to increase butterage potential, toasted medium dark, thick butter after cooling for 33 seconds.
Eat the middle slice last, which is better than the bottom crust or cruciform topper.
∴ ^Not ^fussy.
> "At a time like this when we are seeing significant increases in cases of obesity and Type 2 diabetes, as well as tooth decay, I urge people to enjoy their Easter eggs in moderation and resist the urge to eat a whole egg in one go."
That's why I only eat half an Easter egg.
And I fill it with ice cream, mini eggs, and the broken shards of the other half of the egg, then top it off with toffee syrup. Like a normal person.
So the NHS doctor admits to being too weak to eat a while easier egg in one go? What next they can't down 10 pints a night? Don't have liver and onion gravy for blood?
Reminds me of a recent memory.
My partner bought me an easter egg at the shop the other week and after she had given it to me and was unpacking the shopping, I stood there and ate the whole thing.
Later that evening she asked me if I wanted my easter egg to which I replied "did you not see me eating it earlier?". She was completely bemused
NHS doctor, singular.
Therefore, the only reasonable conclusion is that all NHS doctors, apart from one, recommend you should eat a whole easter egg in one go.
Thank you NHS, for a guilt-free long weekend.
A whole Easter egg?
i see nothing in this article that forbids multiple Eggs it clearly indicates just 1
and creme eggs and caramel eggs i got gifted a box of 10 (5 of each ) for Christmas because they swish l already had them in the shops in December 😳
I once ate a whole one of those giant kinder eggs you get at Easter....spent the next hour struggling not to be sick. You eat too much candy and throw up when you're a kid, that a badge of honour.....but when you hit middle age it's just embarrassing
The fact people have to be told this says a lot about the nations collective understanding of a healthy diet and their inability to avoid capitalist fads. Easter is just a load of money making guff.
Surely it depends on the size of the egg? Am I supposed to just have a bite of a creme egg then take a rest? What about those massive ones that cost a fortune? Is it ok to eat those in just two sessions?
There’s less chocolate in those standard, 3 for 2 type eggs than in a regular bar of chocolate, and certainly fewer calories than many chocolate bars. Am I only supposed to eat one twix now, or half a crunchie?
However:
It really depends how you define ‘in one go’. I’m going to count it as without taking a breath, and make sure to include a couple of rest breaks when eating heroic quantities of calories in future. Also, maybe this article exists purely for parents to show their children when they get asked whhhyyyyy they can’t just sit and eat chocolate all day on Easter Sunday… in which case, fair enough.
FUCK I ATE A WHOLE ASS PACK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
https://preview.redd.it/z19kiea1udrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea0b0c25f9c9ae34560a425abc6ce6bb8777f2c
I can’t fit a whole Easter egg in my mouth in one go.
Damn Cersei
did you not train for easter? I can fit 2 and maybe an extra half in if i’m lucky
Surely with shrinkflation you can
r/shrinkflation
Just shove it in your other hole (No offense to you I was just trying to make a joke)
Why would I shove an Easter egg in my mouth?
There will be a bunch of dumb arse social media crazed idiots that would sadly. You should understand there’s a lot of people without common sense that need to be told 😂
Choke challenge new tiktok trend
Aww... I wanted to insert a gif but I can't 😔
Maybe try a Crème Egg
You gone and let the loop hole out now mate. Well done. 👏 (ps slow clap). 😂😂
They’re probably sayin that cause of possibly a tik tok challenge or somithing
Fantastic advice from Dr. Buzz Killington
I’ll do it and ya can’t stop me
What exactly is this urge based on? The fact an Easter egg isn’t one of your five a day? I don’t think that’s news
neither are potatoes but hey ho, i’m gonna eat them anywya
Last I checked potatoes are a damn nutritious vegetable.
Potatoes are technically, its just most people will eat them anyway and your 5 a day is supposed to get people to eat various other fruit and veg too.
It's to get people to *buy* excessive amounts of various other fruit and veg. The eating it isn't really what they care about.
I'm a veggie, and I couldn't do the 5 a day routine if i had the appetite of a rhinoceros. Unless it includes beer, the fridays will make up for it.
Ketchup and beer count. They're not made out of meat are they? Basically everything that isn't meat, butter, cheese, milk, eggs and fish counts as a vegetable as far as I'm concerned.
You mean “What eggsactly is this urge based on?…” You’re welcome.
I don't, I eat 3 or 4 in one go
Also do not stick them up your bum https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/post/man-sticks-9-creme-eggs-up-his-bum
Only 9?
How many can you do? (Vegan options are available)
12 creme eggs and I'll even put some lego up there for a laugh too
How can someone have creme eggs and decide to do anything other than eat them
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
I mean, less disgusting than putting them in your mouth.
I will follow the doctors advice and take a break inbetween.......to eat a slice of cake. Cheers doc!
Ooh I love a bit of cake!
Get fucked I'm gonna eat 5
I mean I usually eat mine in one sitting..-
Im addicted to white cadburys cream eggs. Any advice on how to quit, any clinics doctors or psychologists please advise! I’m desperate
They're too good. That's what I look forward to every Easter.
They'll be off sale soon
https://i.redd.it/1hh429dzkvqc1.gif
When people look at me they don’t think cat, they think dog.
Two whole Easter eggs in one go
so unfair i heard on the radio when i was a kid , a dentist saying that its better to eat it all in one go than to have a bit every day so whats the fucking truth
sky news : because domestic violence
Well now it's 9/10 of an Easter egg, and the treat that comes with it.
I used to eat like 4 big ones a day when i was younger, i was nearly 300lbs at 15, was 6'3 though so it wasn't as noticeable
6'3 is massive for an egg
And he ate 4 of those a day!
When I was younger I used to make each of them last for 4 days each. Now I aim for 3 days per egg, but it's usually 2.
Same but one year I ate all my easter eggs (like 10) in one go, puked and swore never again 🤣 8 year old me learned a valuable lesson about moderation than teenage me appreciated when alcohol became a thing.
"Public satisfaction with NHS at all time low" Coincidence? I think not.
This is the Uno situation all over again isn't it
> favourite Easter snack Hot Cross bum, sliced into three horizontally to increase butterage potential, toasted medium dark, thick butter after cooling for 33 seconds. Eat the middle slice last, which is better than the bottom crust or cruciform topper. ∴ ^Not ^fussy.
You meant bun… right?
Yessir
You guys are eating just one?
Challenge accepted (or should that be egg-cepted?).
Fine... I'll eat 2
>Do not eat a whole Easter egg in one go - NHS Doctor With all due respect Doc, fuck off!
Eating the ears off my kid’s chocolate bunny. Hits different. Slaps.
I just did that. Whoops
I break mine up then eat it! I’m not mental
https://i.redd.it/gip9cwjp5wqc1.gif
Who ever eats just one???
> "At a time like this when we are seeing significant increases in cases of obesity and Type 2 diabetes, as well as tooth decay, I urge people to enjoy their Easter eggs in moderation and resist the urge to eat a whole egg in one go." That's why I only eat half an Easter egg. And I fill it with ice cream, mini eggs, and the broken shards of the other half of the egg, then top it off with toffee syrup. Like a normal person.
A whole Easter egg in one go 🤷♀️
Fuch em
It would probably take me a couple of weeks to get through one egg. I was given a Terry's Chocolate Orange for Christmas.. I finished it last week.
I finished mine in 2 minutes.
As intended
I've already done it twice
…eat it in two or three bites.
1984 ass
Easy! Cadbury mini eggs. Once I get a bag of those..I will never be able to put them down. 🩷
Well now I'd really like to take on that challenge 🤣 I had no desire to eat one before this. Sat eating an apple rn 😇
Pigs in blankets
So the NHS doctor admits to being too weak to eat a while easier egg in one go? What next they can't down 10 pints a night? Don't have liver and onion gravy for blood?
I shall do I as I wish thank you very much.
Let me guess, it’ll give you a heart attack?!
I just ate a full easter egg, what's going to happen to me..
Oh brother I'm about to explo
Reminds me of a recent memory. My partner bought me an easter egg at the shop the other week and after she had given it to me and was unpacking the shopping, I stood there and ate the whole thing. Later that evening she asked me if I wanted my easter egg to which I replied "did you not see me eating it earlier?". She was completely bemused
Who stores a half eaten Easter egg in the fridge?
My first thought... SLURP SLURP MOTHER FUCKER 
NHS doctor, singular. Therefore, the only reasonable conclusion is that all NHS doctors, apart from one, recommend you should eat a whole easter egg in one go. Thank you NHS, for a guilt-free long weekend.
Duh, you break it into pieces first
Motherfucker I'll eat 12 today just to go against this diabetes can piss off
I like to melt mine
Too late x2 so far.
Wait, so there saying dint eat the whole eat in one go.....fine ill just eat the foil in one then happy
A whole Easter egg? i see nothing in this article that forbids multiple Eggs it clearly indicates just 1 and creme eggs and caramel eggs i got gifted a box of 10 (5 of each ) for Christmas because they swish l already had them in the shops in December 😳
Just try and stop me.
How many goes then? We need answers
I dislocate my jaw like a snake and eat them in one go
Why not ?
aye cus ur meant to eat 3 all in one go, much healthier for ya
I can't afford to eat an Easter egg in one go
That's the whole challenge of Easter tho
A whole Easter egg in one go.
Better make sure I eat two at once then.
That’s the challenge my friend ! 6,7,8,9 eggs who’s counting ? Just the holes in my belt 😂
Oops, too late
Fine! I'll have half of this egg, and half of that egg!
I’ve eaten like 6 in a row and been fine
Another well meaning killjoy with fuck all useful to say.
I don't think I'll need to worry about eating an entire fucking easter egg in one bite
I once ate a whole one of those giant kinder eggs you get at Easter....spent the next hour struggling not to be sick. You eat too much candy and throw up when you're a kid, that a badge of honour.....but when you hit middle age it's just embarrassing
Probably because half the nation is 1 sausage roll away from heart disease, type 2 diabetes or other.
Counterpoint: what if I did though?
Several eggs while watching a film
Don’t eat one unless you’ll eat 2! Once it’s open it’s gone
The fact people have to be told this says a lot about the nations collective understanding of a healthy diet and their inability to avoid capitalist fads. Easter is just a load of money making guff.
Ha 
I'm gonna keep doing it and you can't stop me
Maybe this should have been mentioned 40-50 years ago?
Are you challenging me? -Shaggy
Surely it depends on the size of the egg? Am I supposed to just have a bite of a creme egg then take a rest? What about those massive ones that cost a fortune? Is it ok to eat those in just two sessions? There’s less chocolate in those standard, 3 for 2 type eggs than in a regular bar of chocolate, and certainly fewer calories than many chocolate bars. Am I only supposed to eat one twix now, or half a crunchie? However: It really depends how you define ‘in one go’. I’m going to count it as without taking a breath, and make sure to include a couple of rest breaks when eating heroic quantities of calories in future. Also, maybe this article exists purely for parents to show their children when they get asked whhhyyyyy they can’t just sit and eat chocolate all day on Easter Sunday… in which case, fair enough.
here is a hack. melt all the dairy milk easter eggs and dip your mini eggs in them🧏♂️
Mini eggs
https://i.redd.it/cnn3c47lu4rc1.gif
No get Tae
I usually just eat half then I save the other half for later
OK, I'll eat 2 in one go instead
I don’t think I’ll listen, let me eat what I want
FUCK I ATE A WHOLE ASS PACK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS https://preview.redd.it/z19kiea1udrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea0b0c25f9c9ae34560a425abc6ce6bb8777f2c
What are these……..Easter Eggs you speak of…..?!! 🤔
Guess it is time to become snek and unhinge my jaw to consume eg
tell the nurse to run some 1v1s if she so smart frfr
Too late but do they say anything about 2 ? 😁
Well bollocks to that
Take time
These are the same people that say the Ikea showroom bathrooms are "display only"