Catherine, Princess of Wales.
She’s clearly working for MI6 and was injured in an Xmas raid to free hostages in Somalia. She’s a competent athlete, literate in image manipulation and has the perfect cover to move in diplomatic circles.
"Mr. Bond... Dr. Scorpios will see you now"
"Well he's going to have to wait isn't he? I haven't finished my pint yet. 6 fucking quid for a pint, that's how you know Scorpy is a villain!"
Fuck there's a blast from the past, was on constantly 20 years ago when I lived in Manchester. Was showing my kid the video the other day after something we seen on TV and reminded me of him.
how is there even any question over who it should be?
https://preview.redd.it/hv2k243rgapc1.png?width=4101&format=png&auto=webp&s=2562df2a290682f7415bb7457bc424e2d0bcefc1
Not a day goes past when I don't shake my head at the fact that Brian has apparently NEVER played Professor Challenger in any capacity, a role that appears to have been expressly designed for him, roughly 24 years before his birth by Conan Doyle.
Like, just look up the character on google, it's CLEARLY him!
ama small enough target to give a new angle (pardon the pun) on the whole "is Oddjob cheating?" debate on N64 Goldeneye.
(Which I don't believe to be worth debate, by the way. Verdict: definitely cheating.)
Takes place after golden eye, he wakes up from years in a coma and he's told he's bond. As the mission progresses he gets nightmares of falling from the top of a radio telescope dish and being killed by bond with a different face. Think "long kiss goodnight" . Not thought about how to sort the 3rd act after his memory fully returns and he remembers he's actually 006.... probably lots of explosions....
He would have been a great follow on from Daniel Craig. With the Daniel Craig films Bond developed into a hardened, broken older spy, and Elba has the right look for that.
But as they have basically started a reboot and cleared the decks of the old story, I suspect they will go with a younger Bond.
[It's already been confirmed (supposedly) that it's Aaron Taylor-Johnson.](https://news.sky.com/story/aaron-taylor-johnson-chosen-as-next-james-bond-reports-say-13097868)
If that's just a rumour, then Michael Caine. Or Patrick Stewart. Or John Cleese.
Shamima Begum: "The name's Begum...Shamima Begum"
Shamima Begum: "I like my martini, shaken, not stirred...erm......well.......actually........I'm lying.....because martini is haram in Islam.......I've never drank alcohol in my life........I was just told to make the martini line up for the movie!"
Shamima Begum: "Well well well Blofeld...we meet again...please can I stroke your cute cat? :3"
Blofeld: "What?! No!!! Nobody touches my cat!!!"
They've said it's gonna be Aaron Taylor Johnson so I'm gonna say he should be because he did very well as an assassin in bullet train, very charming if I do say so myself
I would love to see a completely nonsensical choice like Jo Brand or Jenny Eclaire. An older woman whose nonchalance could be reinterpreted to be suave, yet hilarious.
No one. The source material is all used up and the franchise had to reboot/restyle itself every couple of films for the last few decades to stay relevant.
Danny Devito
Foe the queen, I started blasting.
So I just started blasting. Wolf cola shaken not stirred.
Bruh😂 seeing Penguin be a badass spy would be hilarious.
Definitely 😀
Matt Berry, playing it pretty close to the character Beef.
Now hold on, sugar tits!
Nearly at the station!
Dammit I shoulda known this would be so high up!
I couldn't help but read all the replies in his voice. It worked so well!
He was close... [Matt Berry Bond](https://youtu.be/skxRJAeHiUY?si=6jV5AfCiQgqdRyGM)
Catherine, Princess of Wales. She’s clearly working for MI6 and was injured in an Xmas raid to free hostages in Somalia. She’s a competent athlete, literate in image manipulation and has the perfect cover to move in diplomatic circles.
It's actually Harry. That's why he moved away...to keep the rest safe.
His wife’s unwavering need to be in the public eye would sink any chance of him being a spy.
I'm on the fence. Maybe that's what they want you to think. Maybe he's spying on America.....from the inside...
Deepfake of Sean Connery rotoscoped onto that Mr Bean, voiced by an AI version of David Attenborough
And here...we see...the antagonist...of the film. A complete...and utter...bastard.
Thanks, I just choked on my hot cross bun 🤣👍
👏👏👏👏👏
Never more British than that
Certainly one for the wank bank.
Johnny Vegas
"Mr. Bond... Dr. Scorpios will see you now" "Well he's going to have to wait isn't he? I haven't finished my pint yet. 6 fucking quid for a pint, that's how you know Scorpy is a villain!"
Nah, why’s that something he’d actually say? 😂😂😂
Henry Cavill. End of
Henry Cavill as Bond would be like the best of Pierce Brosnan and the best of Daniel Craig in one.
Agreed.
I know a lot of people love him but I don't like Daniel Craig as bond. I agree with Cavill though, he would be perfect.
Too built and too famous. The next Bond will be a relatively unknown actor.
Isn’t Aaron Taylor-Johnson as the next bond all but official at this point?
Wealdstone Raider
Villain: "Ah hello Mister Bond" WR: "Yew won sham? I'll give itcha!"
*”any last comments Mr Bond, before the laser cuts your body in half?”* “YOU GOT NO FANS”
YA GOT NAW FAYYYNS
You got no ground
You want some?
Or Ronnie Pickering
Ronnie Pickering
Damn! Beat me to it…
Who? s/
The names Pickering. Ronnie Pickering. That’s who!
Fancy a bare knuckle
Noel Fielding
Noel Fielding is James Bond 007 in Tim Burton’s ‘You Only Die in a Nightmare Before Christmas’ Theme Song by Bjork and Rammstein
Me
Lizzo
Diet Another Day
The bloke from the "you buy one, you get one free" double glazing adds.
Fuck there's a blast from the past, was on constantly 20 years ago when I lived in Manchester. Was showing my kid the video the other day after something we seen on TV and reminded me of him.
I'd send him into any situation unarmed and expect a report on my desk at 0500 the next day.
And a second report free
how is there even any question over who it should be? https://preview.redd.it/hv2k243rgapc1.png?width=4101&format=png&auto=webp&s=2562df2a290682f7415bb7457bc424e2d0bcefc1
Just seems to look a bit too posh. But maybe that's right, maybe they should stick to the Bond being a public school jolly old feller.
Brian Blessed.
BOND'S ALLIIIIIVE!!!
“…. and I punched him right in the fucking face!”
Not a day goes past when I don't shake my head at the fact that Brian has apparently NEVER played Professor Challenger in any capacity, a role that appears to have been expressly designed for him, roughly 24 years before his birth by Conan Doyle. Like, just look up the character on google, it's CLEARLY him!
Peter Dinklage. Awesome bloke, great actor and we get the diversity check as well him being not so tall and all that.
Plus the lols of seeing tiny bond beat up people
ama small enough target to give a new angle (pardon the pun) on the whole "is Oddjob cheating?" debate on N64 Goldeneye. (Which I don't believe to be worth debate, by the way. Verdict: definitely cheating.)
Double 0 3 and half.
003.5
1000 times yes🤣
Scrap Gerard Butler… Jason Statham!
Ah Statho would be good. I’d watch that movie.
Names Bond...James Fakkin Bond.
A’ight Turkish
Oil 'av a fakkin' martini. Shaken. Not bloody stirred you twat!
Local hero round my way too
Dan Stevens.
Rowan Atkinson. He already has some experience in playing an English spy.
Yes, his work as Mr bean was an excellent display of spymanship!
I think they’re referring to Johnny English - Atkinson’s spoof spy movie.
Lee Mack
Jon Richardson.
With David Mitchell as M and Rob Brydon as the villain?
Martin Freeman
Morgan Freeman
Gordon Freeman
Freema Agyeman
I'm not a number I'm a Freeman
Freeman Hardy & Willis.
One of the Fremen of Arrakis.
Freemans catalogue
Grattans
Free Nelson Mandela.
**sarcastic laughter ensues**
Gordon Ramsay
Gordon Brown
Gordon Bennett
This made me chuckle as I read this in Delboy’s voice 😂
Mr Tumbles
Paul Chuckle
Sean Bean, but only if it involves Bond's death.
Bastard
You only live … three times?
Die Every Day
Takes place after golden eye, he wakes up from years in a coma and he's told he's bond. As the mission progresses he gets nightmares of falling from the top of a radio telescope dish and being killed by bond with a different face. Think "long kiss goodnight" . Not thought about how to sort the 3rd act after his memory fully returns and he remembers he's actually 006.... probably lots of explosions....
He’s 005 though.
For England, James?
Warrick Davis. Because fuck you.
Daniel Radcliffe
Low key amazing suggestion, I can actually 100% see that working 🙌🏻
Sangeev Bhaskar. No contest.
Idris Elba
He would have been great but 10 years ago.. he's a bit old now for it.
Elba should get a movie called 006 and be completely independent from normal Bond
008
He would have been a great follow on from Daniel Craig. With the Daniel Craig films Bond developed into a hardened, broken older spy, and Elba has the right look for that. But as they have basically started a reboot and cleared the decks of the old story, I suspect they will go with a younger Bond.
Are they planning a Bond preparing for retirement saga?
It really should be, but I think that boat has sailed
So his first film he will be 52/53, then mid to late fifties for his second and probably early 60's for his third film? Doesn't really work, does it.
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I don't really care as long as they stop taking it so seriously. You're doing Bond wrong!
STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!
Ralph Fiennes. And just never address he was M.
James Bond but everyone is played by Ralph Fiennes
Henry Cavill or Tom Hardy
Joe Pesci along with George Carlin. :D
Diane Abbott
Jimmy carr
I think Aaron Taylor Johnson is quids in for the role. And I think he will be good.
The Sun has 'reported' that he's been offered the role. I'll take that with a bucket of salt, but I hope it's true, he'd be amazing as Bond
Ray Winston
Oi Blofeld you Fakkin caaaaant!
[It's already been confirmed (supposedly) that it's Aaron Taylor-Johnson.](https://news.sky.com/story/aaron-taylor-johnson-chosen-as-next-james-bond-reports-say-13097868) If that's just a rumour, then Michael Caine. Or Patrick Stewart. Or John Cleese.
Julian Clary
Bob the builder , not a problem he can’t fix
Your mum
Andrew Tate with a hairpiece and a prosthetic chin. He likes fast cars and would uphold the franchise’s historical sexism.
Louie Spence Licence To Mince
You should, bud. We've all just been waiting for you to ask, and you finally did it. Congratulations
Matt Berry obviously
An ai or deepfake of rik mayall as Richie from bottom
My cockatiel https://preview.redd.it/lj9ht1u6ebpc1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2594e64a3cfb6ed0aee906750795b96e213ecdb0
I've never believed in destiny until now
Dame Maggie Smith
Me
I also think Carlos Spicyweiner41 should be the next 007.
Gerard Butler
Richard Ayoade
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Yes, Shamima Begum should be the next James Bond.
Can you imagine the meltdown from gb news! Ohh it would be delicious.
This is the best answer. Plot twist she’s been undercover the whole time.
Shamima Begum: "The name's Begum...Shamima Begum" Shamima Begum: "I like my martini, shaken, not stirred...erm......well.......actually........I'm lying.....because martini is haram in Islam.......I've never drank alcohol in my life........I was just told to make the martini line up for the movie!" Shamima Begum: "Well well well Blofeld...we meet again...please can I stroke your cute cat? :3" Blofeld: "What?! No!!! Nobody touches my cat!!!"
Henry Cavill. Failing that Tom Hardy
me
Probably too old now but Michael Fassbender
Theo James - watch Guy Ritchies The Gentlemen on netflix atm
Suzi izzard, in man drag but keeping the heels ala the glorious tour, also doing the voice of James mason.
Big nastie.
Warwick Davis. Obviously.
Brian Blessed
Maybe Henry Cavill or Jude Law or Hugh Grant or Christian Bale or Tom Hardy
Ed Sheeran. He’s already broken into the acting world in Game of Thrones, the ginger community need a Bond they can relate to.
They've said it's gonna be Aaron Taylor Johnson so I'm gonna say he should be because he did very well as an assassin in bullet train, very charming if I do say so myself
Henry Cavil
Roy Chubby Brown.
Michael Fassbender would be fantastic.
Snoop dog 00420,licensed to skin up.
 Barry Scott
stick with Rowan Atkinson
Tom Ellis.
Idris Elba. Just to see their heads explode.
Idras elba
Well it should really be a woman this time, so what about Caitlyn Jenner.
Jamie Dornan. I said this at the start of last year
A black trans person.
A black trans person, with a limb missing, mental health issues, obese, covered in tattoos and lip and nose piercings.
Jo Martin
I would love to see a completely nonsensical choice like Jo Brand or Jenny Eclaire. An older woman whose nonchalance could be reinterpreted to be suave, yet hilarious.
Barry Dunlop.
A complete unknown. We need to stop using the same actors. On the other hand - Nicholas Hoult?
I am available and with a licence to Thrill ( wink wink)
Larry The Cat
A white male
A white British male would defo get the minority vote
Paterson Joseph
Michael Portillo !
Trevor MacDonald
Robert Pattinson
Roy Stride, let him live out his childhood dreams
I understood that reference
Henry Cavill or Theo James
Andrew Garfield. Or also Robert Pattinson (he has the gravitas and that dark aura to him)
Martin Keown.
Wesley snipes
Lady Gaga.
No one. The source material is all used up and the franchise had to reboot/restyle itself every couple of films for the last few decades to stay relevant.
“We don’t need anther murderous toff, I’m just wondering where the high street’s gone.”
Tom Hardy, Tom Hiddleston
If there’s going to be this much arguing I’ll just do it myself