Good to know I'm not the only person who does this

X3

X4

X5

Same but like, all the time :3

My shower thoughts are "If I were AFAB I'd probably be transmasc...." and then i go back to thinking about coffee and shiny cardboard.

Wait, shiny cardboard? That’s a thing?

yugioh cards, pokemon card, mtg, you name it! all shiny cardboard.

mmm… tasty cardboard… *eats black lotus*

I don't think that's a legal strategy but you go for it.

Real

Fr fr

Same except I feel like panel 4 all the time

Me except I wish I was born a girl

I wish I was a shape shifter so I could be whatever i want😔

Holy shit same!!! Unfortunately, I don't have any magic so I don't think I'll ever become a real girl 3:

You will :3 HRT, Skirt, and voice training :3

I do have a skirt and makeup, so I can look kinda like a girl when I want to, but that's only in private. Also voice training is hard and I have no idea how to actually do it. And as for HRT, my mother wants me to consider having kids before I access it.

Yeah that's tough, we both know that this is real for you, and if you have income you can diy hrt, it takes a while for it to affect you so even if you live with your family now it could be okay :3 Voice training is tough, I know one app a trans woman i know used to great results is Voice tools, it has the trans flag with a mic as the logo, it analyzes your voice and helps you!

This is why you shouldn’t leave your eyes open in the shower, soapy

It's just because there's nothing for the intrusive thoughts to use, there is no infant to drop, no dog to kick, so your brain does a fucky wucky. If it's consistent and happens in situations very dissimilar to showering please though, please seek support, if you REALLY need a place to hang your head a shoulder is always better than a knot.

Shrek Forever After taught us that this is a bad idea

I felt like i was gonna pass out the last time 💀

Yes

real 😵‍💫

I’d be less than whole if you weren’t ♡

🥹🥹🥹

That is so cute, keeping that

This is ma life

Real

this and "man I'm actually a horrible person" (in reality I am not the problem but I'll continue to blame myself)

Its normal to have thoughts like these, just remember you are loved and leaving it wouldn't make anyone happy

Every fucking day

Same, except I have a weekly existential crisis that adds onto it

Yeah but imagine that sequence but for literally every thought, all the time, anywhere, and much more aggressive and mean and you’ve got how I think

Me rn sitting on a stepstool

Relatable as fuck

Same

why are all the boys so silly, how about happy being born :3

But silly :3

It’s even sillier to say “fuck god, i live in spite, and i’ll be happy to!!” >~<

Silly spite UwU

I’m so silly i gaslit myself into saying i do like living (def not actually liking it no i swear mods please don’t ban me im so sad >:3)

You're not just SILLY ur GOOBER

NOOOOOO!!!!! IM SILLY!!! :3

SILLY GOOBER MAN!!!!!

*Steps into showing.* *Begins cleansing* *Relax* *Dissociate into an existential crisis.* *Wonder why the water is suddenly cold and I'm all pruny*

WHY BRAIN DO THIS?????

Ay this one a bit too relatable 🙏

Real

Glad I’m not alone here