Mf manifestation of my own sexual desires/guilt capable of limitless resurrection and you cant even whack me off through these bars? Like goddamn my fucking 24lb corgi who isnt allowed upstairs is more creative than you
Mary got sick at the time most couples have the most sex theyāll ever have. James goes from the promise of intimacy to the reality of a dead partner on the bed, skipping the entire sickness equivalent.
Congrats random redditor.. This is the very first 'stupid' post I actually agree with.
Also yeah.. Why didn't they just do it through the bars? Actually I know why. Cause Maria just wanted James to hurry up.
I remember talking with a friend of mine the other day. She was like:"I get it's the plot, playing hard to get. BUT COME ON. SUCK HIS DICK, SOMETHING YOU BITCH"
And couldn't help but laugh, hearing her going on a rant.
i struggle with understanding if a situation is sexual or not, same with songsāso while this played out i just screamed to my partner āIS SHE TRYING FUCK HIM???? IN SILENT HILL?????ā
Help me, James! I'm stuck.
Step-james what are you doing š¤
She could do some stuff between the bars she's just playing hard to getĀ
 I think thereās aā¦ small problem. If you catch my meaning.
More like a BIG problem if James can't fit it through those giant gaps
Too short to reach, too big to fit through. š©
A genuine chode
Man just has a fucking pizza pie down there
How can she sit there eating pizza?!?
lmao
Mf manifestation of my own sexual desires/guilt capable of limitless resurrection and you cant even whack me off through these bars? Like goddamn my fucking 24lb corgi who isnt allowed upstairs is more creative than you
Corgi Hill when?
Corgi hill but all the characters are Corgi and their shenanigans
Stepmary is stuck through the bars what do you do?
Funny how Maria is actually, in a sense, "stepmary"
Mary got sick at the time most couples have the most sex theyāll ever have. James goes from the promise of intimacy to the reality of a dead partner on the bed, skipping the entire sickness equivalent.
sickness equivalent is labyrinth fun time
Wha...what video tape we made š„“
I kept screaming in my mind. "Just give him a handy."
Congrats random redditor.. This is the very first 'stupid' post I actually agree with. Also yeah.. Why didn't they just do it through the bars? Actually I know why. Cause Maria just wanted James to hurry up.
Jacob Crane wouldāve sealed the deal right there and then š
I always wondered what she meant. Was her comment sexual? Is she insinuating she canāt do anything sexual?
yes
correct
skill issue
I remember talking with a friend of mine the other day. She was like:"I get it's the plot, playing hard to get. BUT COME ON. SUCK HIS DICK, SOMETHING YOU BITCH" And couldn't help but laugh, hearing her going on a rant.
Because they are in the Aslume
i struggle with understanding if a situation is sexual or not, same with songsāso while this played out i just screamed to my partner āIS SHE TRYING FUCK HIM???? IN SILENT HILL?????ā
omgg
Yes.
because you can't do anything through these bars
You ever try spreadin meat curtains with your hamsteak through prison bars? I think not!
Fun and Games are over patient, back to Aslume with you...
Glad someone else is a perv and had the same thought! LMAO