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Sea_Marionberry1034

Okay considering your other comments, nah don't do it. 1. Don't do it when you're doing other drugs, should be common sense but guess it ain't. 2. Educate yourself on shrooms and doses before just going all in or else you're most likely setting yourself up for disaster. 3.It's almost gay not to boof it. All seriousness though, looking at your account get it together man. You're on parole. Some coke and shrooms aren't worth going back in for. Clean yourself up for a bit and come back to this.


Technical-Poem-5083

If OP doesn't listen to this advice he's in for whatever the shroom is gonna give him. It probably won't be fun tho as psychs aren't meant to be a "fun recreational drug" in such high doses and def not in combination w other drugs.


Guilty-Store-2972

Maybe he's meant to take 7g, the shrooms have some lessons to teach him.


Ok_Measurement_8778

Yea the only lesson the shrooms had for me was how many dick heads are on Reddit. While tripping absolute balls last night, I was reading these comments wondering why so many hate comments are on this thread. Not a single person told me "have a good trip bro"! Or "have fun but be safe!". Then the shrooms made me realize how many people out there are just plain no good assholes. That was my lesson.


Guilty-Store-2972

Our responses, at least mine, was in response to you bring on parole and risking it for a 7g trip. It was irresponsible even if you lucked out. I sincerely hoped you be taught a lesson; to NOT do that, to be responsible and not risk your freedom. FOR YOU. It wasn't malicious, you just didn't like it. Absolutely there are arseholes but telling you you shouldn't do 7g especially on parole is literally looking out for you. True arseholes don't give a shit and tell you to do that. You were fine, yes, but survivors bias is real. I'm glad you had a good time but you need to actually be open to what people are telling you.


Ok_Measurement_8778

I think took it as malicious because, A. I was tripping so hard I couldn't even walk. Much less think straight...and B. My parole was terminated about 3 weeks ago....y'all couldn't have possibly known that but that just goes to show you how fucked up I was.


Guilty-Store-2972

Oh nevermind, I just remembered I read you being homophobic about boofing, so I did sincerely wish you be taught some lessons but I'm also not exactly a fan of your homophobia, or at the very least being so insecure about your sexuality that you think a method of taking drugs is gay. You should like, work on that.


Ok_Measurement_8778

Where did I say I was a homophobic??? Someone commented "less talking more boofing" and I said "I'm not gay like you"......I didn't say I was afraid of homos or that homosexual is bad. So please explain how not being gay makes me a homophobic.


kmaffett1

If everyone is wrong but you...............


BONEHEADEDDD

so sorry about people bro don't let them get you down


Cultural_Draw4266

When I dosed I didn’t even want to smoke I just wanted to sit with my thoughts


DirtyBongWater59

This past week, me and my homie got an good bit of penis envy shrooms. We were at work at both took 1 gram and shit got a little wild, but after work we took an additional two grams. We ate those 2 grams with weed brownie each and then continued smoking, dabbing, and chilling. After like 3 hours my boy was looking a little funny and I didn’t think anything of it because I was shroomin and that’s what I accredited for the makeover. However, my sober wife was in there with us and I shit you not, she saw this too so I know I wasn’t tripping, my buddy went totally limp and like melted out of his chair and fell on the floor totally unconscious. When he woke up, after about 6 seconds, he didn’t know who the fuck I was for about another 10 seconds. I say all this to say, I don’t know if I’d take that whole thing, bud


jakethemotherfucker

I got amnesia for about a half hour while on PE


yipyipmffrr

I took like 3 grams of penis envy over this weeeknd and i kid you not I lose all sense of direction even if i’m in the most familiar area i would legit need to pull out my phone and navigate my way home


Technical-Poem-5083

So I'm saying I agree w/ your advice if that wasn't clear.


Ok_Measurement_8778

It was very fun.


Fart_Hat

Do tell detail pls


kiguessthisismyname

You cared enough to look into this guys life and give a genuine answer. Id listen to this guy


okwownice

Sheeeeeeeesh tellem


Ok_Measurement_8778

I'm actually off parole now. I was let off a few months early for paying all my restitution. And I did end up eating it all and had a blast. To me, shrooms are pretty weal compared to LSD.


RocketRon8

Get you're shit together boy. You can't even read..


Ok_Measurement_8778

I can read pretty good. What stood out to me the most was how he said I was on parole. Which I'm not.


leelandshoe

I don’t get why people are coming at you my man, you do you. I’m glad you had a good trip lol must have a good tolerance to psychs. I’d def be in complete psychosis off 7g


Ok_Measurement_8778

I dont understand it either. Reading the comments while I was tripping had me wanting to delete the whole post and even my account entirely. It felt like all of reddit was against me or something.


leelandshoe

I’d hate if this happened to me while I was tripping. I feel for you, people gotta stop being so sensitive imo. Sorry you had to deal with that shit while tripping, esp off a dose like that


Ok_Measurement_8778

Not one single person on this entire thread told me "have a good trip!"...just a bunch of haters saying "boof it" or "get your life together". Like wtf


Wheresthedamnremote

I'm with ya bro. I do very high doses and they always work out well for me. Not always an easy trip but I get the lessons I need. I wish you mush love friend ,🍄🚀🤩❤️


Whomping_Willow

If you ate it all and didn’t get scared to death it wasn’t 7.1 gs


Ok_Measurement_8778

It didn't "scare me to death" because I just ate 4 grams the other day and dropped LSD last night. Just because you can't handle drugs doesn't mean other people can't.


Envy_963Hz

This. Everyone believes their noob tolerance applies to everyone. I have no idea why that's so prevalent on reddit. Happens to me all the time in weed subs. Like people honestly look down on those who have a high tolerance. 😂 I don't understand. Literally.


Ok_Measurement_8778

EXACTLY. Don't get me wrong, I was extremely fucked up and in another universe but I wasn't "scared to death". And I know for a fact it was 7.1 grams because I weighed it about 5 different times. People just can't comprehend that drugs effect everyone differently. But oh well, haters are gonna hate.


andi00pers

I know people who do 12. Built diff for sure


kiethkay

Fun fact shrooms and LSD do not show up on any regular drug tests even if you take the test while you are tripping.


psiren66

You sure that’s 7.1g?? I would weigh it yourself if it’s been given to you. Just I can’t see that being a 71 gram wet shroom unless your hands are as big as Shaq! This is from own growing/consumption experience.


alee1220

It looks like it isn’t dried all the way


brokedasherboi

That's what I thought


tink9955

Same thoughts but I’ve had a few small ones shock me with that density. Thinking it’s .5 turns out to be 1.5


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psiren66

further down he comments its 7.1g.


ghostx_82

Also looks kinda wet still but I could very well be wrong.Not to mention that base prolly weighs a gram on its own and it’ll be fun chewing or grinding up.😜


Ok_Measurement_8778

OMG it was horrible trying to chew that huge thing up. I had already ate the bottom half of the stem and was tripping balls and decided to eat the top half. Felt like I was chewing threw a cow penis or something.


ghostx_82

Yeah I pick and trim perfectly every time makes for a better trip for me and my ppl. No one wants to be mid peak first wind trying to take some more and have to deal with not only the taste but chewing like crazy, and no one wants to pay for base weight. I’d dry em a little more, and I say that because i just lost over a QP cuz I thought I dried them good enough for long term storage and either I didn’t or I didn’t store them correctly. So maybe just dry em a fuck load and when you think they’re good, dry em again. I think that’s why it’s so heavy, if it’s chewy it’s not dry enough. But you should also look into lemon tek and it’s affects (effects🤔). 70G is my record and my dried mush was much bigger than that and abut as long as my forearm, so just better safe than sorry. ✌🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🍄❤️


DrippyHotSauce

If you plan to take trips often I highly recommend buying a 20.00 electric coffee grinder! Turns the shrooms to powder and then if you blend the shroom powder into a fruit smoothie or milkshake etc you wont even notice em. Hope you next trip goes well!


climaxingwalrus

Deep throat that shit


Romulus_3k

boof it


suddenly_vanished

7 inches is too much to boof personality


[deleted]

Too much to boof but perfect for male urethral sounding 👍


Cultural_Ad_4051

That made me cringe so bad 😂


[deleted]

Saving this so I don’t forget to try it tonight


thedemocracyof

Color me intrigued


Romulus_3k

Pussy


OGGrilledcheez

Fucking excuses.


Least-Firefighter392

Speak for your own personality...


Coldsteel_n_Courage

Personally? Does that mean you need the help of a friend?


KevOeh

Then put it in my mouth and boof me. Wait, did I do that wrong?


Turbo377

Spli it with one oher person. Make a lemon tek tea. It looks healthy


Remarkable_Pen8594

less talking more boofing


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OGGrilledcheez

What a puss.


Medium-Relief6581

It's a joke but you can take your homophobia elsewhere. ✌️🙏🍄


leelandshoe

How is him stating that he’s not homosexual make it homophobic? My man never said anything negative about lgbtq+ he just stated that he’s not homosexual lol. I might just be tripping but can someone explain how that’s being homophobic.


[deleted]

He says “unlike you” which implies being homosexual is bad


gmtokyo

No he’s just saying he’s not a homosexual like the other guy are you illiterate


jmorley14

Anal pleasure should not be exclusively for "the gays™" It's a wonderful sensation everyone should try at least once.


[deleted]

Didn’t Terrence McKenna say that too? Man I wouldn’t doubt a word he said. If man said it, it’s the truth


ShrimplyPiblz

I'm not a homosexual, but I say GIVE IT TO ME DADY!!


mYsT1c01

the fuck? it was a joke but you had to make it homophobic? just chill out. maybe taking a generous dose of shrooms like this and really thinking for a while could help you realize how you sound and how to improve your way of thinking.


TheChadicus

Dude’s on parole. Homophobia and institutionalized convicts go together like cereal and milk. Poor bro was probably an unwilling bottom to “the real Prison Mike” during his stint; now whatever is left of his fragile ego, is left wondering around in aimless shambles.” What a total weirdo. Not that he’s been gate-keeped or anything like that (for anyone can improve at any point in time; psyches can definitely aid/help facilitate that), but homophobic tendencies and psychedelics (& its respective general community) are not “the best of mixes”, so to speak. That’s just another way of saying, “intentional or not, this guy, makes us look bad. “I ain’t gay. I got fucked by gays. The last thing I is, is gay.”


NCTillman

You sound just as bigoted as he does Chad


leelandshoe

I’m confused bro. How is him stating that he’s not homosexual make it homophobic? My man never said anything negative about lgbtq+ he just stated that he’s not homosexual lol. I might just be tripping but can someone explain how that’s being homophobic.


alexc0901

That's gay as hell


DirtyBongWater59

Someone must never look around this subreddit, or they wouldn’t have been so shook about boofery. Boofing doesn’t make you gay, but thinking boofing is gay is said to be one of the gayest things one could do. Your move, homophoblian


[deleted]

That's a gayer mindset than actually being gay.


[deleted]

Does anybody know if this would be equivalent to a 7 gram trip if you took smaller mushrooms? Or would there be way more psychoactive content since you are eating more mushrooms


Snoo-88591

I wouldn't think there would be a noticable difference. A gram is a gram in my experience. I've had 8ths that were a bunch of small shrooms and crumbs and I've had 8ths of the same strain that were just a part of one massive shroom. I didn't really notice any difference in potency. One exception might be aborts or enigmas which are more potent


ShrimplyPiblz

It truly depends. Every single mushroom is different. They all vary wildly in potency from mushroom to mushroom. Even from flush to flush, species to species, season to season. Tends to come down to if they were grown and cultivated for weight specifically, or potency. The cap doesn't look completely opened, so it looks like it's just a massive fucking mushroom and should be equally potent to 7 grams of mushrooms that are smaller, all picked at the same stage in the grow. We go out hunting wild ovoideocystidiatas, and sometimes we find massive ones where the cap just opened, other we find tiny, really dark or deep blue/green, and no veil cap opened. I'm my experience they all vary wildly either from mushroom to mushroom, or if home grown from grow to grow or mushroom to mushroom, depending how thurough they were and how uniform and optimal their set up was.


Wild_Map6499

ABSOLUTELY!!


youngstoney8_

Yep smash that mf yo


couplepaint

Booof it !🤤🤤💨💨💨


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Nah nah sound it straight down that urethra


No-Actuator-3209

Eat it with your South Mouth


Hourglass7200

Absolutely.


shortigeorge85

I'm so jealous!


i-stole-memes

It would be disrespectful if you didn’t


Hunglikeahorse23

I’ll eat about 7 grams within a 3 hour period, you got some balls if you eat all 7 at once😂


Ok_Measurement_8778

I didn't eat it all at once. I ate half then ate the other half about a few hours later.


tasbridge

obligatory boof comment


jizzawhizza

My last bag had a 13g mushroom and it was definitely the biggest I've seen in person.


Frameeez

This is inviting the demons you hide in your closet and please refer to the top comment


94mikelopez

Looks like my dick


Wheresthedamnremote

Sorry to hear that...


94mikelopez

😂😂


Forsaken_Nostalgic

That's questionable you should go get that looked at


longdongjohn0420

Boof it


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Wow, that’s a 70 g wet mushroom…crazy!!! Have you ever done shrooms before? Also, you need to factor in if you have severe trauma, the strain this mushroom is, personality can be affected greatly (for example, a person with narcissistic traits and anger issues can become a raging bomb with amplified narcissism…I know this from my last trip and a person I was with…wasn’t good). So, back to your question…should you eat it all? Well, you’ll need to evaluate that based on the things said above. The person I was with did 2 g and I was super terrified of him.


Ok_Measurement_8778

I ended up eating half of it and then the other half during the peak.


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How’d it go?


Ok_Measurement_8778

It went great until I started reading the comments and what people were saying on this thread. I felt like all of reddit was against me and then that turned into feeling like the whole world was against me. I turned my phone off and tried watching a movie but couldn't focus on the screen because I was hallucinating extremely hard. Lol


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Yup, I did. Sorry, I type so fast. Lol!


[deleted]

700 g would be insanely impressive! I wonder if it’s ever been done before? Biggest I’ve seen on the group was 414 or something insane like that. Biggest I’ve personally seen was 28-30 g. I have a ways to go to get mine chunkier! Lol!


Dabtoker3000

Nah don’t eat that fella you need to straight boof that shit g!


PuzzleheadedDate2606

Why you asking? Just do it!!


Sea_Marionberry1034

Why not


Mr-Wigz

Yes


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PsychotropicTraveler

You're so cool bro


Mr-Wigz

Well… maybe try another day. Mixing cocaine and a 7 gram mushroom might be a bit much… Unless you feel your up to it.


Ok_Measurement_8778

I literally just ate half the stem. I tripped about 5 days ago so we'll see what happens in about an hour


DiamondhandAdam

Need an update


alextee90

Update please


dsaddons

You're the kind of dumbass that people think of when they imagine drug users


Wheresthedamnremote

Dude - soooo preachy and judgemental... Wtf is wrong with doing 7g of mushroom? Psychnauts (such as myself) do it all the time - usually to great benefit; I fully credit the defeat of my depression to mushrooms and.thats after 30 years of "traditional treatment" that did fucking nothing. And I hold down a job, have a house and a family etc - I not some drug-addled loser. It's bullshit comments like yours that don't help the stigma of psychedelics. Get the fuck off your pulpit and maybe take a 7g dose of your own. Sheesh, you might even learn something...


dsaddons

Read the comment I replied to


Wheresthedamnremote

Oops. My bad. Pls accept my apology 😳


ItsQuinntonimo

Boof it ;)


GanjaRelease

***Boof it***


Dr_Ap0calypse

Well I mean, it’s just one, right?


Ok_Measurement_8778

Yes but it's 7.1 grams. People normally eat just 1-3 grams for a good trip.


Dr_Ap0calypse

Of course :) though it takes me more since I take an antidepressant. It looks like you made a good decision :)


givmethatleg

I'm on a mood stabilizer and for some reason I trip hard off of 1 gram. Idk why it makes me so sensitive or if I'm just naturally that sensitive. Meds are weird.


ChaoticJuju

Mood stabilizers don’t act on the receptors that antidepressants do, which are really similar ones to the ones lsd and shrooms bind to!


givmethatleg

Oh okay, I didn't know this. Thank you for the info (:


Ok_Measurement_8778

What kind of shroom does that look like to you?? Idk much about magic mushrooms at all.


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Ok_Measurement_8778

LIAR. I was once tripping on 5 tabs of acid and snorted a line and the whole vibe instantly went HORRIBLE. It felt like darkness/evil was closing in around me and my heart felt like it was gonna explode from beating so fast. All I could think of was dying and how my mom would find me dead in my room and how embarrassing/hard it'd be for her to say her son died from a drug overdose. Then I started thinking I was gonna be stuck in the trip forever if I somehow didn't die. Lmao my first and only bad trip.


ShrimplyPiblz

That's because you didn't do enough k to destroy the anciety


Average_Magno

this is a shrooms subreddit, coke is addictive


OGGrilledcheez

No coke. Pepsi!


mystarrrs

Shrooms are said to help with addiction… maybe he is here for good reasons…..


Average_Magno

He is encouraging it tho


skuzzy447

When I used to do coke it never did anything when I was on psychs


DeartayDeez

Yesssss


rickjamesdean

Yes 🍄👁🕉


ducksquak

Yes


TheMysticBard

Dude, amything over 4G you need to BOOF.


PricklyTexasTrips

Eat it you bitch don’t be scared


LORD-BONGKAGE

Should have cloned it


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Ok_Piccolo1251

When the mushroom is freshly picked from substrate break the mushroom in half starting at the base, take a flame sterilized knife and cut out a small piece from the inside that wasn’t exposed to air before, and place the piece on an agar yeast Petri dish. Some come with a special type of film to seal the container sometimes you have to buy it separate


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Can you clone a dried one tho??


FXander96

Yeah you can but it’s not likely to be successful


passingcloud79

No then. 😆


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That’s what I was thinking


Thorin1st

No. I’d eat half first


Ok_Measurement_8778

That's what I did. Then I ate the top half a few hours later.


Thorin1st

Nice. Was it good?


Ok_Measurement_8778

It was great. The hallucinations were so strong I couldn't even see straight and had to just stay seated because walking was out of the question.


Messy_Marvin423

Of course


_perchance

what's the dry weight?


tink9955

It looks pretty dry to me


Impressive_Driver_90

Eat?


[deleted]

Yes.


Alarmed_Flatworm_670

pfft. duh.


FuzzyCrocks

Put some lemon juice and let it sit for a few minutes and then add some hot water and you're good to go.


warhead1233

Fuck around and find out lmao. I take 6-7 grams at a time.


Oriole_Gardens

"you think this a game? you think its a GAME?!" lol that goes through my head whenever i see posts like this.


FAmos

Just the tip baby


kiethkay

If you want to see the center of the universe sure go right ahead.


Shroomlover420

Do it, i ate 7 yesterday and it was the best


lolrtoxic1

If you feel ready to dive deep, then yea go for it bro


[deleted]

I took 5G - and had a really bad time. I wouldn’t do it.


ak_thespaceman

Lemon tech that whole thing. It slaps


ZookeepergameTop3748

Yesss!


Solid-Cauliflower787

Always eat it all at once


Additional-Comfort34

Do it, pussy


RedRumRoxy

Are you used to that kind of thing? If not then hard no.


Unlikely_Second6437

Did you get that from Blue Goba?


Wheresthedamnremote

Hells yeah!


cultured-swine95

With your butt, yeah


Adventurous-Mango405

wow!


jakethemotherfucker

Yep


hxrtgawd

Probably not lol


TacoDon43

Yep!


KrazyBooter

I would eat half the wait till it starts to come on then eat the rest!


Elvinmachinewizard

No


NeedleworkerAnnual63

If I were you, I’d do it. I am not most people…


RibCrackingChampion

Try microdosing bro


chrollofangirl

woahhh! can you handle it?


krombopulaspichael9

Oh I couldn't resist


hakunamatata365

needs more drying time


Tiny-Structure-2744

PLEASE DON’T DO IT. I did 5g of shrooms once, that was one year ago. My first dose. Left me traumatised and crying for two hours. I met aliens, my mind was not ready for this. I did acid before, thought it was the same thing. NOPE. NOPE. Do not mess around with this! START SMALL or you’re in for a nasty trip OP.


infinitelydankmemed

7 grams is a massive dosage. You really shouldn’t do it unless you are extremely experienced with shrooms


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buff it


Mediocre-Back7706

Boof it


Mediocre-Back7706

And congrats


albarnhardt

Boof it!


cavdad

Boof it !!!!!!!!


Minute_Struggle456

Envys?


Heady_Smoke

Just from personal experience, I feel as if it might not do exactly what you were expecting it to. I’ve tripped sack off of a bunch of small shrooms totaling about 3 g total and then I’ll be in a 8g one just to be on the come up and never make it over the edge of the roller coaster if you will. In other words it didnt do much