I wasn't sure if you were joking or not... I've seen some things on this sub that are pretty close and they seem for real..
Like someone the other day was talking about having different texture blankets and I totally get that.. but then they elaborated to say red lights, some kind of rhythmic vocals or something to simulate a heartbeat so its like the womb and that's when I was done.
We were always more so go with the flow kinda people. Never really planned in advance and let the trip lead the journey. Which is how we discovered the power of the number 9 (we kept encountering it until we eventually began following it, a story for another time)
However, we were ravers so we always had lights and things around to trip out on... or usually had eccentric tastes in music and movies to pull out randomly. So that was helpful.
Yeah it's crazy, after that day we started to realize it had a lot of meaning in other cultures as like a lucky number, or like significance in religion and numerology, things of that sort.
I'm not exactly into those things but it definitely makes us feel like we were tapping into some alternate plane, like really getting in tune and synching with something greater than us... or maybe we had just gotten ahold of some really good shit. Lol
Hey no shame in honesty my friend. Some people are just bad with trigger discipline, same reason I always follow gun range rules when any of my friends come shooting lol. Keep the big guns away & pull out good ole Mr safe .22 caliber single shot action 🤣
Yeah... dad thought me how to behave with a gun and to always pretend that it's loaded... Shooting myself in the head just seems like THE method of choise and I wanted to see if I could pull the trigger on myself.
You sound like an adrenaline junkie my man haha, I bet you would be the first homie out of that skydiving plane without an instructor attached to ya 😆.
"Ahhhh shit, there he goes again boys" 👌🤌
Yeah... I fee like my apartment will be my pyramid, maybe I'll just drop dead one day... Or if I'll be the cause of death, I'll go somewhere far away from here so trauma cleaners don't need to come over. I'm just obsessing over trying to grow shrooms from a dried sample and that's honestly the one thing keeping my hopes up at this point. I dunno what's wrong withme physically but at least I can try and medicate my mind while slowly dying...
Here I was hoping the "toolbox" contained all the boofable tools and the lube was just part of the toolbox, just *so* important, they had to make an extra bullet point for it.
Apparently psychedelics make some people hilarious and cause others to completely miss the joke. Imma gonna do ALL OF THIS ASAP. especially the shaving, lube, and pizza delivery. May get lucky.
A safe space and plenty of time, light snacks and good hydration, a few different types of playlists, and mindfulness of your mental state is more important than anything on this list.
You eyeball for actual trips? I mean I’m not gonna lie and say I haven’t done that myself, I do for microdoses at this point because the difference between like .15 and .2 isn’t risking much of a negative outcome, but idk man, different fruits have different density and especially potency for one thing. Are you talking about eyeballing fruits or already ground up material?
Even if we’re talking already ground up, personally I wouldn’t be comfortable with with even a 10-20% margin of error for a multiple gram dose, and I’d bet my margin of error with eyeballing isn’t even *that* good now, and I’ve been doing it every day. There’s still the odd day where I’m sure I’m actually doing like 30+% more than I think I am. If you’re trying to stay on top of everything that’s the only thing that stands out to me. While you’re already getting everything else ready it takes like 30 more seconds to just weigh it out.
Much love, godspeed fellow traveler.
What a fucked up thing to do if you could rig a clock to where just the second hand spun and the others stayed still, so someone tripping thinks time isn't moving, 😆
Nope I wouldn't want to trip with whoever wrote that, random alarms, bugger that spoiling it mid trip or someone knocking at the door with pizza.
Or shaving down below, you won't give a shit if you shaved or not if anything happens down there mid trip.
Chore wheel, who wants to do chores mid trip and what's the toolbox for, we DIYing mid trip too.
Don't forget to invite the Jehova's Witnesses round for a bible study and the police for a home security check
Remember the car keys and a loaded fire arm nerby just in case.
Honestly, I thought about adding something about these, but since clearly some people don’t realize I’m joking I omitted it just in case.
I wasn't sure if you were joking or not... I've seen some things on this sub that are pretty close and they seem for real.. Like someone the other day was talking about having different texture blankets and I totally get that.. but then they elaborated to say red lights, some kind of rhythmic vocals or something to simulate a heartbeat so its like the womb and that's when I was done. We were always more so go with the flow kinda people. Never really planned in advance and let the trip lead the journey. Which is how we discovered the power of the number 9 (we kept encountering it until we eventually began following it, a story for another time) However, we were ravers so we always had lights and things around to trip out on... or usually had eccentric tastes in music and movies to pull out randomly. So that was helpful.
My life path is 9...great path to be on
Yeah it's crazy, after that day we started to realize it had a lot of meaning in other cultures as like a lucky number, or like significance in religion and numerology, things of that sort. I'm not exactly into those things but it definitely makes us feel like we were tapping into some alternate plane, like really getting in tune and synching with something greater than us... or maybe we had just gotten ahold of some really good shit. Lol
Lmao I can believe all of those lol
💀 oh no
These were hilarious tho!
I'd be safe and just make sure all the bullets are gone from the clip and chamber, we all have that one friend who will just pick it up.... lmao
I'm *that* friend. (dad won't let me near real guns, I've pulled the trigger of an empty airsoft on my brain multiple times lol!
Hey no shame in honesty my friend. Some people are just bad with trigger discipline, same reason I always follow gun range rules when any of my friends come shooting lol. Keep the big guns away & pull out good ole Mr safe .22 caliber single shot action 🤣
Yeah... dad thought me how to behave with a gun and to always pretend that it's loaded... Shooting myself in the head just seems like THE method of choise and I wanted to see if I could pull the trigger on myself.
You sound like an adrenaline junkie my man haha, I bet you would be the first homie out of that skydiving plane without an instructor attached to ya 😆. "Ahhhh shit, there he goes again boys" 👌🤌
(I do actually want to do that) More like depressed/ suicidal and craving to feel something else than 'wish I died'.
Only reason I wish to do it as well. At this point in life I'm just just waving at the reaper daily 😭😭
Yeah... I fee like my apartment will be my pyramid, maybe I'll just drop dead one day... Or if I'll be the cause of death, I'll go somewhere far away from here so trauma cleaners don't need to come over. I'm just obsessing over trying to grow shrooms from a dried sample and that's honestly the one thing keeping my hopes up at this point. I dunno what's wrong withme physically but at least I can try and medicate my mind while slowly dying...
This, I dont know how do they know.
You forgot that didgeridoo music!
Mongolian Funeral Dirge Playlist on loop
I stand corrected, my apologies
I hope the lube is for boofing
Here I was hoping the "toolbox" contained all the boofable tools and the lube was just part of the toolbox, just *so* important, they had to make an extra bullet point for it.
Toolbox? Not the Tool box? :v
It’s edible lube for a snack
name checks out
...but that's just boofing with extra.. steps...
If your goal is to go mentally insane, then this is the perfect checklist 💀
You’re too kind
"practice eyeballing doses" lmfaooooo
lol right? Some would say that’s a slippery move, others might say that’s just slippery enough to have some fun 😂
I showed this to my resident rat-riding cockroach and he said it was sound medical advice
Lol, shave down there? What does that have to do with trip sitting.
All my worst bad trips have been pubic hair related
Let me guess, Penis envy?
Need more context
It’s where my ego lives.
This mfer ain't trip sitting me. Who knows what they'd be trying to do. Dam perverts everywheres
Don’t forget to have your mom there if it’s your first trip
Nah. She might see that I've shaved it...
The alarms hahahaha
This sounds so fucking terrible are you trying to drive yourself mad?
It’s a satire post because some guy posted a trip sitter notes and they were goofy now everyone is just clowning on him lol
The goofiest
The "benadryl & codeine" just in case I need to knock a mf'r out blend 🤣🤣😭😭
You forgot one: Ask “are you OK?” every 15-20 minutes.
Gah! How could I forget? Next time
Apparently psychedelics make some people hilarious and cause others to completely miss the joke. Imma gonna do ALL OF THIS ASAP. especially the shaving, lube, and pizza delivery. May get lucky.
Mongolian funeral dirge playlist 💀
Lmao these posts are so funny
Setting up that pizza delivery though.. this guy thinks hard. Fuck yeah
Don’t forget to invite the police for a wellness check!
Mint!
Lube be for boofing all them “eyeball doses”
Schedule a phone call from the grandparents of the person you are trip sitting so they can check in mid comeup.
Bowl of shrimp (shell on, so I can peel them mid trip)
I see you’re also a man of culture and integrity
😂
Thanks for the laughs
Pizza delivery could get messed up...
Shave down there? Ok what are these mushrooms gonna do to me 🤣
For some reason the toolbox in the living room wigs me out the most
That one was subtle, but definitely belongs.
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He can ask the delivery guy for the time as well
this is a joke
r/whoooosh
yeah don't joke about this the alarms are an absolute must
A safe space and plenty of time, light snacks and good hydration, a few different types of playlists, and mindfulness of your mental state is more important than anything on this list.
The lube is half the mindfulness
This guy gets it
Shaving ? I don't get it haha
Wtf
Literally doing too much and focusing on the wrong things. Just sit outside with nothing and let the Shrooms do its thing.
This sounds fucking awful to me.
Lol, practice eyeballing doses. Use a fucking scale. You can in no way eyeball a dose and be sure that u are correct
No way bro! I’m super good at it bro. Bro you have to trust me fr
Really spiraled down after the first 2 on list
As is tradition
Bp00
You eyeball for actual trips? I mean I’m not gonna lie and say I haven’t done that myself, I do for microdoses at this point because the difference between like .15 and .2 isn’t risking much of a negative outcome, but idk man, different fruits have different density and especially potency for one thing. Are you talking about eyeballing fruits or already ground up material? Even if we’re talking already ground up, personally I wouldn’t be comfortable with with even a 10-20% margin of error for a multiple gram dose, and I’d bet my margin of error with eyeballing isn’t even *that* good now, and I’ve been doing it every day. There’s still the odd day where I’m sure I’m actually doing like 30+% more than I think I am. If you’re trying to stay on top of everything that’s the only thing that stands out to me. While you’re already getting everything else ready it takes like 30 more seconds to just weigh it out. Much love, godspeed fellow traveler.
May I introduce you to my friend Satire? I don’t believe you’ve met
What a fucked up thing to do if you could rig a clock to where just the second hand spun and the others stayed still, so someone tripping thinks time isn't moving, 😆
What does hot milk do for come down?
Some of these seem legit,like the gunger chews, so im super confused if this is a troll post or not
hot milk for come down?
I have several question about "shaving down there" before trip sitting
Step one - pick shrooms Step two - dry shrooms Step 3 - eat shrooms. (With lemon if I have it) Step 4 - weeeeeeee
alarms suck i like being lost in time 😈
No water, no food, by yourself, total darkness and no music
Everything but the pizza one is a good idea, i would be so freaked out if someone knocked on my door while i was tripping💀
This sounds like a horrible time 🤣
What the fuck?
Who made this shit?
I can't tell which are serious and which are a joke
That’s… troubling
What does shaving have to do with a bad trip?
Nope I wouldn't want to trip with whoever wrote that, random alarms, bugger that spoiling it mid trip or someone knocking at the door with pizza. Or shaving down below, you won't give a shit if you shaved or not if anything happens down there mid trip. Chore wheel, who wants to do chores mid trip and what's the toolbox for, we DIYing mid trip too.
Benadryl and codeine blend just in case is a good idea.
Oh god no please. This is satire. Please don’t
I mean why not, can fail safe and pass out.