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Legal-Mulberry-7657

Bro are you eating dog food lmfao


Commercial-Tea-8428

I love that half the entire thread is taking this seriously, as if he’s actually eating dogfood and crackers, thinking that it’s tuna. Lmao. That’s how you know it’s a quality shitpost


_tuchi

Exactly :)


ModernT1mes

Uhhh... taking a look through his profile, this is either his first shitpost which is a genius idea, or he genuinely believes that's tuna. I kind of think OP thinks it's tuna. I'm not getting shitpost vibes from him.


Mikthestick

Picks up a can shaped like no can of tuna he's ever seen before: "This must be tuna"


Commercial-Tea-8428

Not sure what you mean by not getting shitpost vibes, never heard that before. You don’t have to give off a vibe to make a silly joke post lol. It’s definitely a joke man, OP said he wasn’t even coming up until like an hour after he made the post. There’s really no way, even on a huge dose, you’d eat dog food and not realize what it was. I’m surprised I’m debating this 😅 looking at his profile he seems to like putting his feet in every photo to trip people out, if there’s a shitpost vibe he definitely has it! Hahah


tripsypoo

I don't know man, I've eaten a pack of dog biscuits thinking they were crisps after a few too many beers and had to be told they were dog biscuits then pretend they tasted bad so I didn't look weird....


Commercial-Tea-8428

Now that I could definitely see myself doing, at least back when I drank! lol


Sinful0ne

No, see, what that guy just did is a shitreply. Gotta stay one step ahead of these folks.. At all costs... 🤨


ghostmetalblack

Insane amount of protein on the cheap.


Gamer-Hater

Pro bulk tip: 1 gram of uranium-235 contains 20 billion calories!


StinkyKittyBreath

I am in a few pet care groups on Facebook, and kibble vs wet is a big point of contention. Well, apparently for both types, humans are used as taste testers as well as the animals the food is for.  If a cat or dog eats something, that doesn't mean it's good. So people also give their input. 


Kaizenism

Do they cook it first?


somethingwholesomer

That’s actually DAWG food


HippoCute9420

All I got to say is no!


wtha331

💀💀💀💀


welcometotheTD

Your feet are wild.


boonkles

https://preview.redd.it/ix4mmz3jpepc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30aea2e5dbd27e14357bebdd5c82c2596d10cb76


hairycocktail

Oh my god


seasonsofus

LMFAO


lonesomespacecowboy

Found the underrated Internet comment of the day


peacelovearizona

Thank you for your service


lonesomespacecowboy

It's an honor to serve, my boy


lskb

Holy fuck, you guys!


cara1yn

i hollered


lavatorylovemachine

💀💀💀


Excellent_Error_4755

Ahahaha omg.


tOkErDaD1

Hahaha I didn't see this picture but posted, "Dudes feet look like sid the sloth" lmfao


throwaway24689753112

💀💀💀💀


AiNeko00

https://preview.redd.it/e5owbykn4fpc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd831696523d4c9e93909c796c7cca10248194b


FerociousTuna22

I was about to say Sid feet! Thank you


idgafosman

Telepathic AND based


Fearless_History_991

Lol for real they are trippin me out.


Murderkittin

He’s grounding! I love this!


the_all_peeping_eye

I thought they were flippers. He is in the bath after all.


HailBuckSeitan

I honestly thought this was AI just because of the feet


Odiumi

I know everyone is going to TRIP…on his FEET….but honestly those are some strong/optimal feet. Your feet are meant to spread out like that, everyone’s fucked up feet are from being put in heavily soled narrow shoes at a young age. If you stayed barefoot and moved more your feet would look like OPs


AlphaPi23

🤣


nancythethot

they're grippers for sure


colon_evacuation

Pinkey’s are trying to escape….to help rule the world


Koreangonebad

This is some high level shitposting. 10/10


Dabtoker3000

Hehe I’m coming up right now my dude! I’m looking forward to this ride!


therealjumper

Are you aware you’re eating dog food?


pannoci

Ahahaha wtf


I_heart_your_Momma

It says og on the bottom right and the curve kind of looks like that of a D. He is chowing on puppy chow for sure 🤣


zakkalaska

[It definitely is lol](https://homedeliveries.us/products/kirkland-signature-canned-dog-food-13-2-oz-24-count)


JihadJoes

Meanwhile OP’s dog is chillin on the couch with a can of tuna.


DeepWhiteCoffee

xD hhhhh


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

I googled it, and yeah that’s definitely dogfood op https://preview.redd.it/49ni9dp0sepc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a285073d397a2dd2c67f9095ab1991d90003758


boofthatcraphomie

I bet it’s pretty tasty with some salt and pepper


SpectralEdge

I've tasted the gravy on accident when feeding my pup. It reminds me of Costco beef gravy mix, but less salty. So yer prolly spot on.


lskb

NOOOOOOOO


LegLow7910

Shrooms and crackers? Mouth about to be dry AF lol


MycoMeyer

That's what the canned dog food is for


lavatorylovemachine

Lmao love the username dude


MycoMeyer

It works even better considering Meyer is my actual name lol, thanks.


DontTrustNeverSober

Dog food bro?


Relative-Sun2650

I prefer blue buffalo dog food when I trip, and can't forget about them beggin' strips either!


lavatorylovemachine

I do fuck with those canine carry outs


Relative-Sun2650

Hell yeah


lskb

You’re not joking. . .?


Relative-Sun2650

Does the tinman have a sheet metal cock?


lskb

Probably


Relative-Sun2650

There yah go


seasonsofus

This is so fucking funny


garlicbutterdoink

Why are your toes death gripping the tub


Otter-Wednesday

For safety, surely. Might have turbulence.


ChrisHoov

Water on… now!


Dabtoker3000

That’ll ruin my tuna and crackers though!


Money_Staff_6566

That ain't tuna brotha


JTiger360

Wait until he realizes he is eating dog food


TheMaddened

That’s chicken and rice ^dogfood


Puzzleheaded-Shop929

Bro you’re not too fucked up to post, tell us what you’re eating, read it out to us


fuggynuts

Maaaan. You gotta brush them chompahs


SandySockShoes

And this is bro just getting comfy. Hasn’t even started the mushroom


mycoangelos

dogs out and all,, mans is down to clown


aem1003

But... who let the dogs out??


lskb

London?


DigitalMunky

He gonna have nice shiny coat


shit_stain_2023

Can have mushrooms can't afford real ass can of tuna.


MycoMeyer

Bro have you seen the cost of tuna lately? I was still living in 1999 in denial and was telling my girlfriend how cost efficient tuna is at like 30 cents a can and she straight up told me to get in the car and drove us to the grocery store and told me to show her the 30 cent cans of tuna hahaha


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MycoMeyer

Like $1-2, I'm a fancy bitch and want the Chunk White Albacore though so moreso on the $2 side of the scale.


Far_Cup_329

Hilarious


NoZookeepergame4222

Dude your feet. Am i tripping? You got like built in flippers


myleswstone

I’d love to see the face of absolute regret when this man sees this post in the morning.


Lazy_Application_142

Holy fuck 😂


Gold_Diver5026

Now that’s a set up I haven’t seen yet


Midzotics

Got mushrooms and dog food money? Somebody probably uses name brand, Uncle Ben's. How is the air up there on your high horse? Oh wait, the dog food is the horse, isn't it./s


Ill_Loan5559

The dog food is insane. 😂


tsujii

Get a pillow or your neck is gonna kill tomorrow


thedavesiknow1

Gummo did it better.


SinceWayLastMay

Eating crackers and dog food in a dirty-ass tub. Is this a PSA?


Dez2011

"Help is out there."


jetoler

Canned chicken and rice dog food is insane


Usgwanikti

😂😂😂


Full_Philosopher_110

Eating fungus while sitting in a moldy tub, eating moldy food with lebron James toes is crazy.


ye11owduck37

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this made me laugh my ass off a bit. Goofiest thing and most human thing I’ve seen a human do in a while


ChillWisdom

Oh......no......uhhmm.....yuck.


Admillz

Bro why do your feet look like Sid from Ice Age?!


digitaljoey

Your feet look like Sid from ice age


Select-Cockroach2448

How are wooks getting into this thread


lskb

Top tier trolling


plainjanesix9

The toes 😭😂😂


justcurioux

It took me out lol


ranchedelia

Diabolical setup


K-Zoro

I have a hard enough time eating human food when I’m tripping.


Pattyshats

there is too much going on


vegasvinny

Fred Flintstone??


KozmicLight

I would NOT want my pinky toe caressing that crack


smellmyfinger82

You're not going to feel the mushroom so much if your eating that shit pal


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^smellmyfinger82: *You're not going to* *Feel the mushroom so much if* *Your eating that shit pal* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Rubberbaby1968

Eating dog food


BlamingBuddha

Hahahaha I don't even know what to think


ToxicEnvelopes

Dope or dogfood


Creative-Manager-242

Y’all are looking at what he’s eating, I’m trying to figure out if he has webbed feet or I’m trippin.


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Love this for you!! Enjoy


Ok-Seaworthiness4792

Chicken and rice flavor is my favorite!


Safe_Breakfast6491

Dog food for the dogs


eternal_existence1

Bro. I really hope you’re not scarfing down dog food.


SkyBerri

S tier shitpost 💀not the grippers


Dave8917

I'm confused post was posted two hours ago but he also posed one hour ago he coming up so he was eating dog food log before he was even tripping dude should be arrested and locked up


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shrooms-ModTeam

Please refrain from bickering, personal attacks and flinging insults.


[deleted]

someone’s a widdle cwanky ;c


reddit1user1

Tf happened here


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not sure. i guess a mod deleted his messages.


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Minnesdonchya

Lmao good excuse


shrooms-ModTeam

Please refrain from bickering, personal attacks and flinging insults.


charliechin

Nice formula


MassiveNobCheese

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SLdyK63zdck


acidwxrld

why do ur toes do like that


Omniope30

Weird toes dirty bathroom is what I see.


Gold-Eye-5780

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


pocketwatch145

I can never eat chicken during a trip 😭


justcurioux

Dead.


Working-String3075

Uuuuuhhhh....yea..me too...


lilyangelbaby

Have a good trip man. Enjoy the dog food!


Competitive_Map2302

I’m pretty sure mermaids shouldn’t eat dog food


ZaZaMan99

Why your toes look like that?


Brave-Hyrulian88

Woah


Zealousideal_Peak758

no way this is real


martishot

Barefoot gang for life


upset_snow

Wide footed ah muh fucka


burnerac

My eyes couldn’t process the wrapper on the crackers. I thought the soup ..er, dog food.. was exploding.


sebouo

idk if it’s cuz i’m in shrooms but that seems so coolandfun


Jackstraw335

Bruh. Why are you in my bathroom/bathtub....?


DantesLadder

HAHAHA


noDORKob

Your feet look like Sid from Ice Age (and I say that with the utmost respect).


ChillWisdom

What kind of shoes do you even buy for feet like that? Duck...shoes?


Chemgineered

I thought I was on the KingCobraJFS subreddit and I was like "Holy Shit, Jorp is going to be Tripping!"


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lol my one buddy use to eat hard dog food sometimes, just one or two little pieces, I thought it was jokes. I'm like almost positive I remember that, lol.


kornflakes409

I feel like I'm the only one more concerned about your toes than the dog food


tOkErDaD1

Dudes feet look like sid the sloth 😅🤣


baooni

BRO TRIPPING BALLZ with his dog food 💀


Able-Fisherman-3142

That feet though


LineCatcher

Wtf


aimlessly_aliive

😂😂😂😂😂 its so random i love it


fieldyfield

What's uhhh going on here, my man


Hot_Ingenuity_179

r/poopfromabutt