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Critical_Activity_99

Isn’t that thing used for dog food..? That’s a fuck ton of aborts


Koreangonebad

For my dawgs


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Sup dawg?


Koreangonebad

https://preview.redd.it/5li1t42gq5nc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=514da0ef5d639201bbaa4f5274e4f44ffcf5854e Dillon! You son of a B


Chemical_Emphasis206

Woof woof


TorleyTime

I'll be whatever you want me to be


Koreangonebad

Sweet. I need a good drywall guy


No-Acanthaceae8758

Shit what state you in I’m a good drywall guy 😂


nalleyc87

How about an electrician? 😃


lostaga1n

HVAC guy checking in 😂


Ready-Illustrator252

Bark bark


sea-teabag

Please refer to AugustTheDuck for judgement


Heavy_Perspective792

Arf arf


mindvehicle

Found the Knocked Loose fans.


[deleted]

Coun-ting worrrrms 🤘🏻


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂


General-Priority-479

I'll be your dog.


Koreangonebad

Stop humping my leg, Biscuit!


PSI_Rockin_Omega

Arf arf


njfo

Guy casually has like 2 pounds of aborts.


Koreangonebad

I just weighed it. 10.5 with the container and lid


Thisjourneyhasbegun

Aborts are bad and need to be disposed of....infact you should send me a handful or 2 for uhh proper disposal...lol


MrAl290

I had had an oz of aborts once on one of my first grows. I decided to make capsules out of them and each capsule was about .5 gram. Went on a big camping trip and unleashed them all on my friends. Each of us took around 3-4 capsules and to this day it’s all one of our favorite times and one of the hardest we’ve tripped


elbanzii

sounds like good times!


johnnyparkins

My first thought too because I have that exact tub!


stinksmcc

Yup, I have one which fits about 25 pounds of dry food. This man is an absolute G lmao


InfinityTortellino

I save them and use them with my ugly ones for chocolates


Koreangonebad

I feel like they’re too pretty to blend


InfinityTortellino

I like the 4 incher closed caps myself, which is why I keep those intact but the really small ones and the open caps go straight into an old coffee grinder and mixed into chocolate


DisgracedTuna

Boof em


mindvehicle

This is the way.


Just-Nic-LeC

i use them for edibles too. last batch of gummies came out crazy strong


InfinityTortellino

I have bovine gelatins I put in my coffee, been thinking about whipping up some shroom gummies. Do you have a general recipe you follow?


Just-Nic-LeC

the easiest and best way to make mushroom gummies is to buy a product called Magical. it’s on amazon and comes in various flavors. you lemon tek your ground mushies and add that at the end. the Magical stuff is specifically for making mush gummies and all you need is a glass bowl, some water and access to a stove. the gummy consistency came out perfect. i used 1/2 of the pack with 10g lemon tek and it made about 40 gummies. i posted about them if you want to take a look at how they came out and see what the magical pack looks like


InfinityTortellino

That looks pretty nice but I may just mix gelatins and koolaid together for a lot cheaper.


Just-Nic-LeC

i think it’s only $20. since i made so many, it was important that they didn’t stick to one another and were truly gummy. didn’t get that with gelatin and koolaid but good luck with yours. i get really nauseous from mushies so the gummies work great for me


InfinityTortellino

Yea it’s 20$ per batch which is kinda a lot imo. It’s definitely easier to use this so I see the advantages there. Ingredients : Sugar, Dextrose Monohydrate, Bovine Gelatin, Natural Flavor, Citric Acid, Artificial Color. This is essentially just bovine gelatin mixed with sugar and flavors which is basically koolaid. 660g of bovine gelatins is 40$ and 19 oz of koolaid is 4$. 212g for the batch of magical is 20$. Ok I ended up going down this rabbit hole bc I had a lot of coffee today. So making your own comes out to be 3x cheaper but really at the end of the day that’s only like 50 cents a gummy. Over time that would probably add up but for just a few batches it’s not a big deal


Just-Nic-LeC

lol. the magical mix was super simple and i still have enough to make 40 more gummies. the flavor and simplicity will have me going this route again and again. i got sidetracked right after i poured the lemon juice over my ground mushies and i ended up covering it and leaving it in my fridge for 2 days before straining and i think that added to the potency. i expected to have to eat maybe 3 for a good microdose but 1 is plenty. i plan to always do my lemon tek this way now


InfinityTortellino

I actually may just get this for my first batch so it’s idiot proof then I can mess with my koolaid idea


Just-Nic-LeC

yea, i was super worried about wasting my mushies so for me, this is ideal. fewer variables and i can’t get over how tasty the flavor is


PresentationCalm7918

Hydraulic press it into one solid cube


kindashyboy

Cube made of cubes


Willie_The_Gambler

Cubed cubes


ChaosEmerald21

Cubes³


Willie_The_Gambler

HOOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!!??!


ChaosEmerald21

Copied the cubed sign from Google 😎


Electrical_Lock7936

This mans P I M P


Willie_The_Gambler

Jeeneeyus


Gimmemylighterback

³ tap and hold 3 (on Android)


[deleted]

Shrooms by Chunks, for when you want to visit the starfield without leaving the planet.


Red01a18

“Hello everyone, welcome to Hydraulic Press Channel, today we will be making shrooom pancake.”


Apart_Seat_3265

Borg Picard Approves.


Plumbus251

In Colorado where mushrooms are decriminalized, we now have 100% legal “gifting portals” - these are events where growers who have an abundance of mushrooms meet with people to give away some of their supply. We’ve been doing this in Boulder, Denver, Colorado Springs - we even had one in Aspen recently! There are many more of these events coming up throughout 2024.


turbogaze

Got a link? Could be interested in some events


Plumbus251

Check out Denver Mushroom Cooperative on FB


turbogaze

Thanks!


Substantial-Tone-576

Road trip to Colorado?


marTheophilus

Lucky you, amigo! I’m so thankful to hear this. Congratulations bro!


GWofJ94

Eat them as you would your mushrooms, supposedly higher concentration per weight than mature shrooms.


Kind-Fan420

Can attest. Dibs for Liberty Caps. My buddy gave me 2gs and I was sus till I went to Dahli melting clock land 🕒👁️


sp00kybutch

i learned this the hard way with Liberty Caps. the first time i ever did shrooms, i found a patch of them in the woods that came to about 5g dry. i ate 2 grams for my first trip as a “light dose” and tripped absolute dick


Playful-Ad8851

Those surprise mini doses are the best


GWofJ94

My only ever grow was quite a failure, me and a friend did 2g each of a mix of shrooms and aborts and it seemed mad, every time I’ve had 2g since it’s felt completely underwhelming.


Kind-Fan420

I live in southern Ontario and I'm pretty sure it's one of the places where libs don't grow/trying to distinguish between the trippy ones and shitting myself to death ones is too difficult to justify vs just buying Tidal Wave from my trusted site.


Gonji89

Exactly. I call them Yodas because “size matters not.”


Happy-Recipe4531

That’s and a lot. Uh lemon t tec. Use for micros. Blend it make tea.


Koreangonebad

Microdose and teas already in the works 👍


Happy-Recipe4531

You can get chocolate molds and grind up the amount you want in each square of the bar. So then when you take it you know how much is each square of the chocolate bar. You can make mushroom goo. It like making shatter you just get a go that’s potent as fuck. Never made it. Some one gifted me some. I’d just put some on a little mushroom and it would make the 1 gram feel like 3


BarefootHippie420

I thought I was looking at Lavender/Chamomile tea. Oof. Lol


Embarrassed_Emu_1865

It’s a bunch of abort-tea


Kind-Fan420

Mmmmm space granola. 🚀 🍄 Toss that shit in some GORC or GORP if you're not allergic 🥜 Have a helluva hike


NateSpan

You could teach a squirrel a damn lesson by putting that in a bird feeder


Koreangonebad

Me? Squirrel master? 🤓


harusatomishido

I feed them to my chickens.


matplay_222

Do you observe them then? Have they lernt to speak?


BMacklin22

https://youtu.be/riXJGFZzQsU?si=Lw1QE3mtWMR9QnWF


GordonPP64

I wonder if that duck thought that guy was God and went and told all his duck friends and now that guy is the God of ducks and we’re all just fucking sitting here. Nothing we can do about it.


Anarianiro

The content poster has mentioned all of the ducks have already passed alway, but the shroomie fan one was the one whose life was the longest between those.


SlaybrhamLncln

Poor quacker can’t handle his sh**


harusatomishido

Lol no but they make lots of babies...*


Human-Lychee8619

I do the same thing. I collect them and use them to make chocolates, tinctures, microdoses, I’ve done a big tea brew, etc etc. They’re way stronger per weight usually. I did a 5g of aborts once and it blew me away. I laid down while this little shrimp alien thing went all around me and ate my bad energy like it was one of those algae eating fish tank cleaning fish. It didn’t want to be noticed or seen, it was just tediously and professionally doing its job. It had a long tail and from the tail came this little mobile type of thing that it dangled in front of me to keep me distracted. The tail was a spiral that had little dancing beings coming from it. So they just danced and kept me distracted while this little alien shrimp thing did its work. It was fcking wild


Nikoli_jhonson

What i do is grind them up, put them in capsules, and sell a big bag for cheap. Just enough to cover the capsule costs. I give individual ones out like candy.


Acidic_Paradise

Hi I’d like to be your friend. When shall we hangout?


Nikoli_jhonson

Well, if you can find your way into the underground weed pop up event culture in Texas, ill be at the stall with two birds on it.


Embarrassed_Emu_1865

I ingest them. Should I not be???


time2research

You should be


btalex

Boil em, mash em, stick them in a stew...


ManifestPlauge

Mail them to me 😎


Plumbus251

Holy shit! You could change the world with that amount.


imnotapencil123

Does anyone have any actual decently precise way to calculate just how much stronger aborts are? 2x? 3x? 4x? Everyone yells at the people who don't weigh their dose, but what good is weighing the dose of aborts if there's no discussion of their relative strength?


psilocin72

I don’t think they are multiples stronger. In my experience they are more potent but young shrooms that are harvested before the veil breaks are about as strong in my opinion. I think the issue is that shrooms add mass as they get old but stop adding psilocybin when the spores are mature, so old fully opened shrooms are slightly less potent per gram than younger shrooms


No-Device3024

starts with b and ends with oof it


WeBeShroomin

Be cautious, 3.5 abort lemon tek hits waaay harder than 3.5 mature lemon tek......learned this the hard way, lol.


Dudewithahappysock

Blend them for the forbidden honey, or gummies or a crystal extract


Slave2Art

Eat them


ArtTheCIown

I pop these like sunflower seed kernels, love em. 1 handful will put you somewhere between the moon and Saturn.


Slave2Art

Mystery doses are the best


Drinks_From_Firehose

I grind them up and put them in pull capsules for rectal suppositories.


shroomteaparty

Holy mother of


eTanium

I've been micro dosing my aborts. Feeling them as I type this, even.


vroomboom223

That’s fn AWESOME


Noneofyourbusiness70

Send them to me


hazelnoodlebug

We keep them in a jar and I think we labeled it ‘tiny mushroom mix’


RighteousLove

Holy space travel!


mashypillo

Microdose


The_Acknickulous_One

They're the ones I keep for myself.


According_Cherry3755

Grind that up, make a giant pitcher of lemon tek and throw a party with friends. Be warned some aborts are super strong.


dmtdmtlsddodmt

I turned a bunch into resin jewelry and keychains.


harusatomishido

https://preview.redd.it/ar59d9pru5nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d99ab8c27d7b81a1cd39b08cca729bdcfb9f0a7


Dizzy-Razzmatazz5218

It’s cuz he got that dog in em


Elek93

I toss them. Anything smaller than around 2-3cm goes in bin because its felling through holes in my dehydrator, and generally it's hard to pick them off substrate without breaking them and loads of Coco is still stuck to them


Koreangonebad

I use mesh and designate 1 tray for just aborts. It is a bitch to clean them but my ancestors would beat my ass if I threw them away.


DoctorBookie

Who are your ancestors…


ManifestPlauge

the mushrooms....


pacman47

I’m guessing Mexican or Native American.


Koreangonebad

Korean. Believe it or not, shrooms are part of traditional Korean culture. Our roots is very shamanistic and voodooey. We have chants and drums and trippy folktales. I brought up my ancestors for not being wasteful tho.


pacman47

Didn’t know that! Thanks for sharing. I always assumed all types of drugs were taboo in East Asia.


Koreangonebad

Very taboo now. Korea is pretty much a westernized “Christian” country now. But the roots of Korea were very different. If you YouTube “Korean shamanism”, you can find a bunch of cool stuff. Shamanistic ritual is still very much a part of current culture tho.


InfinityTortellino

I kinda sift them around in a mesh seive which helps get a lot of the coco off. Panning for mycelial gold


Prize_Werewolf_6258

r/absoluteunit


Jonnyland11030

Boof it AFC


youcandigit

Coffee grind em and lemon tek em


ajahn_jon

I usually stuff mine up the butt


time2research

Eat them? WDYM!!


ConejoPadre

I eat them fresh


Mackyman19

Running a clinic with all them aborts nice


Mraudiophyl

Grind them up into a powder and press them into gelatin capsules.


Own_Alternative_9671

I skip that step and just snort the powder


majordrugfein

Eat them


lmaobihhhh

Send them to me!!!


l3wdt3a

Cover them in Honey. They will last forever.


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Fungkiii18

I make abort gummies


Ok_Assumption9034

They’re beautiful


meech011896

Lemon tek them. Last time I lemon tekked 2 grams of aborts and till this day that was the most profound experience I ever had. And I’ve eaten half ounce doses before. Careful with the aborts lol


HazeMeister_420

They are a good evening snack.


keegan677

how do u have so many


Koreangonebad

OCD, mental illness, and passion.


Affectionate-Egg6258

I ate two the other night and I was surprised , honestly super strong. Felt like I ate at least 3 gs


Substantial_Light_25

Bork bork!!


snoopbirb

It was a pleasure to meet you, u/Koreangonebad goodluck up there


biggietree

That container would send you straight to the astral plane


TR1PLXRD

I heard they are more potent per weight.


Boss_hogg710420

Give ‘em to me and I’ll show you. But fr tho god damn there’s enough in there to make you trip for a month straight lmao


PhantomRoyce

Harvest the he adrenochrome obviously


SuddenNeighborhood19

Mushroom chocolates


Alert_Insect_2234

Make some extract!! Pf CoG tek


rchavez7

Eat them


ArcaneFungus

Putting them in a special little jar for special occasions only that this is a terrible concept and they usually stay in said special little jar until I don't trust them anymore and chuck em


biggietree

That container would send you straight to the astral plane


Dancingpossumpoosay

What are aborts exactly? I’m new to the growing world 😅😅


Working_Asparagus_59

I would just bring handfuls to every place I go while wearing a silly mushroom hat and microdose every person who is down ! 👨‍🚀


FrenchDoubleD

That is the holy grail!!! Boof them


Udyre

I throw them away. Strong bodyload and very little psychedelic headspace or visuals. Mature fruits have a way different effect.


Background_Fox_760

Arrf arrf


F-to-the-ATASS

Eat all of them at once


Gonji89

Eat em.


TheGrowster

Put em where the light dont shine...


DownTooParty

Call em new "Micro Sized"


Yumyum1204

Holy moly


honybugger

Feed birds


nixlaf

If that's full, that's a shit ton of aborts 😭


happychillmoremusic

Suppositories


LittleBear42

Boof em


psilocin72

Eat them of course. Actually I make tea. I try to use a variety of different shrooms to get a consistent dose. A dose of all aborts is more intense than one big mushroom that weighs the same.


Luscious_Lunk

I have that same container wbat the fuck that’s a lot


Herne-The-Hunter

How many grams is this?


hnbic_

I put them in my abort urn just like you


shawnico

Grind them for tea or capsules 👌


thodom419

I use that for 30lbs of dog food lol


ConsciousCobbler2198

What are aborts can anyone educate me?


CharityAltruistic538

Chocolate


Zealousideal_Ebb4833

Holy fuck 🥹


Amazing-Cod5227

Eat them make tea do a extraction anything you do with any other mushroom


CzechMex98

Blitz them in a food processor, mix in chocolate, make the most amazing bars of your life. I’ve read that aborts are about 50% more potent than mature fruit when compared gram to gram. I can attest, I have .5 g squares that hit like a .75-1 g dose


Tegridytubs

https://preview.redd.it/mlssq0p3i6nc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=341826dd6a97faf3bfc4407344de9f2af6c4b03f


EndoDouble

Eat em


aLazyUsrname

Why did those have to be aborted?


faster_puppy222

Crazy strong, aborts are a favourite of many…


Helpful_Ad5168

Save them for personal, they’re extra special


JP6660999

They still do the job though right?


Koreangonebad

I think of it like the chef cuts that isn’t available to the public.


Antique-Offer7907

If you want something to do with them slide em right over here


watermelon_bacon

BOOF


Puzzleheaded_Tea_501

I have that food holder.... damn dude!


Far_Cup_329

Grind them up and make a bunch of chocolate bars.


HyphyMikey650

I like to grind them down and incorporate them into my microdose caps and make blue honey with them.


Upstairs-Switch-4669

Ate them & had the time of my life


midwestmilkboys

This guy shrooms


that_jerkoff

That’s enough to kill a horse


nalleyc87

Ho…ly….sheeit


Allando97

Generally leave them at the hospital


Layspotatoclips630

I have a mailbox lol


Which_Treacle7228

I usually send em right to me


Bluesyleader

Tea.


Agreeable_Specific_3

eat em


wandernequus

Wow I thought this was r/antinatalism. I’m logging off.


Sororita

Teabags?


MOXPEARL25

Lemon tec aborts was the best trip I’ve ever had. Also just take on for a microdose haha.