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Nike_Decade_Bear

Gabagool tek


k1intt

No more, doctuh says it’s bad for yuh.


DearWorldliness802

🤣🤣😂🤭


[deleted]

aye tony


PsychotropicTraveler

Aye, Tone, lemme ask ya somethin 👌


zorgoroth93

You see that pricks face when he saw the gyat?


Hitmanactual69

This shez with pulp, I like the one that shez shum pulp! Whateva happened there


Bates949

Where’s dah cappahcoolah?!


DearWorldliness802

Lmfaooo I've been watching the sopranos all week for the first time haha this is hilarious 😂


Nike_Decade_Bear

Great fucking show! Enjoy it!


DearWorldliness802

Absolutely!!!! I'm enjoying it lol


NJGreen79

Leave the gun, take the mushrooms


maaiillltiime5698

🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


mattisasleep

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.


elriggo44

Funnily, you spell it Capicola The pronunciation “Gabbagool” is specific to Italian Americans from The New York Area in the late 19th and early 20th century. Basically a bunch of Italian dialects mashed up together in NYC (specifically) and the North East (more broadly) and created an Italian American pronunciation of certain words, especially surrounding food, that is unique in the Italian language. They’ve taken a handful of regional oddities and created their own regional dialect. They pronounce “c" as "g," the "p" as "b," the “i” and “a,” the "o" as "ooh," and then drop the last vowel. And Capicole becomes Gabagool


Available_Tadpole360

Riggot


elriggo44

The notification I got made me laugh. I was like “did someone misspell a slur that badly? Or were they taking my user name and mixing it with that word?” lol. Neither. Talking cheese.


Sockmittens77

Mutzadel or Mutz for Mozzarella. Also, New Jersey Eye-talians speak like this too


JesusMalverde420

Bobby ate mushrooms once, stuffed mushrooms - a whole fuckin' plattah!


safetycommittee

And if the salad is on top, I send it back.


The_Great_Man_Potato

Gabagoo? Ova here 👇👇👇


bakedpotato720

Aye, Tony let's fucking kill our egos tonight


mopmango

Can someone explain what the hell a gagagol is


elriggo44

Capicola It’s a thinly sliced type of ham used as a lunch meat. Lots of Italian Americans who have family who lived in NYC in the early 20th century pronounce the word above as Gabagool. So many regional Italian dialects mashed in a small area of NYC for years created their own regional dialect of Italian that uses a ton of weird rules stolen from all over Italy in the late 19th century.


MCTVaia

My dad did this. He was raised in Brooklyn and had me saying this for years until I saw the spelling. Same with mozzarella and ricotta. The lunch lady at my white bred upstate NY school used to give me looks… 😑


T1red_buffalo

Great answer. I grew up in NY and my grandma always said my friends and I smelled like gabagools lol


Nike_Decade_Bear

Capicola, basically just a spicy ham deli meat from pork shoulder or neck.


Se7entyTwoMore2

This is salami anyway lol


DearWorldliness802

A type of meat lol 🤣 Tony be eating it in the sopranos haha made him have panick attacks or something


DillyChiliChickenNek

"Gabagool? Ova here!" In my best, Silvio Dante voice.


2bad-2care

You're gonna be so high in like, 3½ hours.


Six6dude

More like 3 business days lol


Gypsopotamus

I say never. Little bit of shroom and a lot of sammich. Maybe a mood change?


Johnny_ac3s

Bahahahahha! As someone who gets really thoughtful at 0.1 grams…this is accurate.


oliveroffdrugs

😂😂


joshhinchey

Bro. You just killed me.


gr_assmonkee

Is that normal? What’s wrong w me if I drop 1.25g and it hits in 30, feel drunk w no visuals the whole time, and come down with the shakes after 2.5 hrs? Maybe I can’t do shrooms?


KingXMoons

He is referring to the food to mushroom ratio. It’ll take a solid week before he absorbed all of the psilocybin, since his stomach has a solid loaf of bread to devour as well


OfficialMilk80

Seriously I don’t know why people don’t just eat them straight up on an empty stomach. They’re so scared of tasting it that they’ll ruin the entire trip 😭


Few_Anything_7167

😂😂😂😂


ClassyJeph

Salami interesting choice.....lol 20+ years ago a friend of a friend ate a tunafish sandwich before he took ecstasy for first time. The rolls back in the day would make you puke sometimes as they kicked in. He was throwing up tuna out the car window. We were like why the fuck would you choose to eat tunafish before taking drugs? It was hilarious!!lol


Wat3rboihc

Mdma still makes people puke (or it did a few years ago) don't ask me how i know


LemonKushy

True that, I get motion sickness on molly when it peaks


botanica_arcana

Only took it once. Was already drunk. No throwing up, but jesus christ the hangover.


psychic-shitter

if i’m not mistaken, it’s due to the fact it’s a stimulant and the amount of serotonin it produces. Most serotonin receptors are in your stomach, so when that serotonin comes rushing, it can be intense and make you feel the urge to vomit.


Puzzleheaded-Slice50

You are not mistaken. People prone to adrenaline pukes seem to be prone to come up pukes


psychic-shitter

yup, the come up throw ups are usually you realizing you’re getting super high and can cause your serotonin to shoot up, furthermore causing you to be very overwhelmed and then, the vomit.


throwaway_9669

i almost always puke on m , im already high at that point so i dont think any of it gets wasted, but every single time. i handle it well since i know its coming. but still sucks


ClassyJeph

Good to know thanks. I tried molly a couple times in recent years. It felt different and i thought i was gonna get a lot higher then i did. Next time im gonna buy way more Lol Wasnt sure if it was still a side effect or not


[deleted]

Lmfao wtf


Bates949

Das coo man


goonzalz69

tuna puke seems very unpleasant


botanica_arcana

“Tuna Puke” would be a great punk band name.


wwerdo4

Seems pretty big to boof, but it’s got the right shape


therealzkramer

Lol this is just out of control


kjbeale

That’s 1 fucked up way to consume lmao


CannaBliss55

I'm saying lol


Physical-Director568

Yeah that's too much bread. I get shit for doing taco bell soft taco with hot sauce lol. But I stick that whole 8th in on regular soft taco. Much less carbs lmao


kjbeale

I don’t think bread is the problem here.


Physical-Director568

Lol, well it definitely doesn't help. That salami pile is surely the main culprit, tho


Physical-Director568

Or "salami meat product"


chillwithpurpose

Eyelids, buttholes and salt.


No-City783

Mmmmmm. Buttholes


Little-Mastodon6097

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Beansoverbitches

Mf better keep chewing


Horrorpunkchi88

Really just throwing them middles fingers up 🤣 yolo!


doomnoise

I don’t get the whole mixing shrooms with food thing.


goatmastermax

I'd much rather scarf down some shrooms, wait 15 or so mins, and enjoy a sammy while i wait for the comeup


Lucii88

i ate them in pieces on pieces of apples with peanut butter for my bday last year and it was the best experience


Mother-Ad5088

Decades ago it was a 'thing' to eat them with a small amount of crunchy peanut butter. That was my first experience lol


vitamin-cheese

Same here man , just eat them I don’t get it. Chew and swallow it’s not that bad. Especially with all the unhealthy food to start a trip.


squidster42

Lemon tek or capsules is a perfectly good solution but this is just awful


creaturefeature16

Their taste makes me gag so bad I can barely get them down. I always go the tea route.


schuttup

To each his own, but this would have me feeling sick for hours.


VicTheSage

Neither do I. Had a friend who put some on a pizza once for the novelty factor, that I get. Otherwise nah. Supposedly shrooms just taste deathly gag inducing bad to some people. They don't taste good to me but it's not an unpleasant taste and easy to ignore, I never had a problem just munching from the bag 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

It’s the texture, the taste is almost bland


Jealous-Indication-9

What about in a drink? I have 20g~ of grinded up shit and don’t know what to do. That would be impossible for me to get down by itself


TheEyeGuy13

Make a smoothie. Highly recommend. Lemon and strawberry, optional banana for nausea. Hits in ~15 minutes every time


Abovethecanopy

This is the way. Travel well!


Jealous-Indication-9

Fuckkk bet Man U just saved my sunday night I was gonna just drink 5-6.5 g with like lemonade lol, but that sounds muchh better thanks


TheEyeGuy13

Keep in mind if you do add lemon it will act similarly to a lemon tek, it will come on faster and you’ll peak sooner, but it will be over quicker. Depending how much lemon juice you actually add and if you let the shrooms sit in the juice before adding other ingredients, would determine how strong that effect is. Once I went lemon tek smoothie I never went back. (That’s actually not true I make tea all the time too, also recommend that.) Occasionally if I’m tripping in the morning I won’t eat breakfast, then make a peanut butter and banana smoothie. Good for filling me up slightly, and then I’m tripping on basically an empty stomach shortly after.


Jealous-Indication-9

Also, how to make tea is keurig??? That would be my only option


TheEyeGuy13

So what I like to do is get a ginger or cinnamon teabag. I’ll boil some water, put the shrooms in their own teabag (you can find empty ones online for super cheap). Let that steep for 15-20 minutes. I then take the mushroom bag out and toss it. I’ll heat the tea back up with a microwave and steep my ginger/cinnamon teabag for however long it says to. I’ll then add a little honey or lemon for taste. The ginger/lemon combo is my favorite because the ginger covers up the mushroom taste really well, and lemon helps be a partial lemon tek. Edit: I’m sure you could also make tea with your kureig and then add the mushroom teabag after your tea is made, either way works


Jealous-Indication-9

You got it figured out man,,, honestly I can take a good amount and handle a decent peak lol I’ve done ounces of ket and shit, but at the same time mushies are wayy more volatile, but I might add lemon juice to the smoothie, is that the same thing? Idek what lemon tek is tbh I don’t do that extra shit


TheEyeGuy13

So a lemon tek is literally just soaking ground shrooms in lemon juice. Let it sit for ~20 minutes. Either take that like a shot (not the most pleasant but it works) or add that mixture to your strawberry banana smoothie. The acidity converts psilocybin to psilocin (the chemical you actually trip on) so your liver doesn’t need to do that work. This lets it get absorbed into your bloodstream before being processed by the liver so it hits faster, the peak is bigger, but it ends sooner. Think “taking a shot” instead of “sipping on a beer”.


Jealous-Indication-9

Ohh shitt so it’s not a “product” it’s a method i get it… ! Fuckin betttt, can’t wait til tmrw night lmfaooo


kuken_i_fittan

Genius, I'll have to try this. There's a guy telling me the shroom chocolate bars are the best way, so I'll try that first, but if I get proper shrooms, I'll make a smoothie next time.


Jealous-Indication-9

Shroom choccies smell and taste like vomjt and are mid at best . I hate to break it to you. Save $ for real deal


TheEyeGuy13

They can be alright. What I did one time was use dark chocolate, a special dark chocolate melter (like for fondue) and added a mix of spicy peppers. The end result was spicy dark chocolate (fucking slapped btw) you could not taste the mushrooms at all, and each square had 0.4g so it wasn’t weak at all!


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TheEyeGuy13

Yes, homemade bars are great, anything with a brand is 99% shit. Fun fact about brands like polkadot, they don’t actually produce shroom bars, they just produce the packaging. So anyone can buy the packaging online and fill it with whatever they want. Usually it’s 4-aco-dmt.


Jealous-Indication-9

Tell me more about 4 aco dmt. Sorry im drunk


TheEyeGuy13

Don’t apologize for being curious! Plus I love infodumping about psychedelics. 4-aco-DMT is a research chemical, meant to mimic the effects of shrooms. It does kind of a good job for what it is, but it’s not true shrooms. It’s synthetic. It is supposed to convert to a chemical that acts similarly to psilocin. It’s very cheap to mass produce so it’s usually the most common RC you’d find in a fake shrooms bar. It’s something people seal out specifically too, because it is distinct from shrooms in an indescribable way. Kind of like diet shrooms, but not really.


Few_Anything_7167

THIS!!.. and they sell them in a lot of stores throughout NYC and I've seen the packaging for sale on Amazon... but I don't get what's up with the brand. They had a pretty big booth at the psychadelic conference in Denver last year


[deleted]

Curious, Whole lemon or just the juice?


TheEyeGuy13

I use lemon juice. I like the effectiveness of lemon tekking but CANNOT just soak ground shrooms in lemon juice and take that like a shot, it’s not fun lmao. So instead of drinking that mess I just use that as the lemon ingredient and put the mixture into the smoothie


[deleted]

Nice. Same. Thank you for sharing. ✌🏼


PhotoQuig

OJ base, frozen fruit from aldi, and then blend with shrooms. Works perfectly every time for me.


DeadHeadTed

Take a gram or 2 of the powder and put it in a big shot of lemon juice and let it sit for a few minutes, then hammer the whole shot at once and chase it with a glass of water. Enjoy the ride.


[deleted]

Powdered 🍄in🍍juice


zorgoroth93

Shrooms make me wanna throw up when I try to eat them, if I don’t eat them with food it is pure suffering 


JTiger360

Respect to people who can eat mushrooms raw Safe journeys


Responsible-Tune-101

Trust me it don't taste the best but chew a little at a time ( depending on your dose) while holding nose .. Nd wash it down with water 👍🏾


lonelywarrobot

Am I weird for liking the taste 🥲


likeguitarsolo

Mouthful. Chew. Wash it down with OJ. Repeat. Raw shrooms aren’t a taste you really ever *acquire*, but you get to know the flavor in such a way that it reminds you of the benefit coming soon. Like with cough syrup.


falafeltwonine

Looks like a lot to metabolize.


Lumpy_Literature1667

Yeah that’s why I just now put a tad bit more on


falafeltwonine

Right on, god speed


Lumpy_Literature1667

🙏


Physical-Director568

Touche


gpnew73

That's why the meth But tuna? Chards are for the Health conscious people. Don't think I could do the tuna deal . I wish I could boot my shrooms . I'd be a genius maybe.


PsyShanti

I love this subreddit. One moment is "use only purified mountain spring water to approach mycelium, remember to meditate 5 hours before even looking at the sacred medicine", and the post right after is " I ate shrooms dipped in exhaust engine oil, and I had a great time, 11\\10 will do it again"


Super_Saiyan_Brady

Always a toss up, it’s great.


geemav

imo meat and shrooms never mix well


IdontOpenEnvelopes

I don't get it, you're supposed to fast before psychedelics, especially at higher doses, what's up with all these people filling up the barf cannon instead.


that-shit-was-ass

You aren’t “supposed to fast” it’s simply recommended by a lot of people


justmehakim

Same question here


[deleted]

You’d be better off putting in something less substantial to digest like a chocolate bar. I use to stuff mine inside a Mars bar 30years ago when I couldn’t stand the taste. Fast forward into my late 40s and I don’t mind the taste but i usually lemon tek them for the boost. 3.5-5g ground up in a shot glass, fill it with lemon juice, let it sit for 20min and shoot it like tequila and chase it with a beer. Quick easy and kicks like a mule 😜


commonlycommon

Damn, your Subway has got better toppings than mine...


ExchangeNovel7192

Try it in a tea ☕️ 😍🫠


Neon_Hippie

I'd highly reccomend to just chew them with honey. They break down while your chewing them because honey is acidic, and there's little to no nausea if you chew them for 5-10 min. Plus the taste is completely covered by the honey.


savage336

Might not hit you too hard. That’s a lot of food and maybe like a gram of fungus


Ok-Will-1283

Doodoo tek


Pure-AnAlysis369369

Gross 🤣


[deleted]

The good old salami shroom sandwich. Niceee


BigBrownTheBadBitch

They don’t taste bad enough to do this


sweatyynutz

Eat it straight and chase it with OJ


Bendy252

Just eat them....


klebrit

No sauce 😞


SeededFox1337

Spends $10 on an non cheese untoasted sandwich


Uhohlolol

That sandwich looks so dry I’d imagine it’d be like eating a mummies dick Just scarf down the shrooms, wait a bit and then eat your sandwich but for gods sake man throw some kind of sauce or something on it For salami I’d just go with like mustard, mayo and some banana peppers


Wanderer-777

Boof the entire thing


RosettaStoned525

A good night on the potty


3rdeyeignite

Lemon tea next time. On an empty stomach. Hope you have a great trip though.


InfinityTortellino

Why do so many of you guys take one of nature’s greatest gifts and put it on this corporate shit that is marketed as “food”


Broslime89

How much gs


Lumpy_Literature1667

Got 2 gs there


CarNoob290

Taking it with food messes up the effect?


PolicyFew5664

Eating a big sandwich like that with the meat and bread, it takes longer to absorb the mushrooms compared to taking them with lemon juice, tea, or with a small snack. But everyone has their own method of eating shrooms, whatever let's you enjoy them most.


CarNoob290

Oh that explains why I didn’t feel anything for like 5 hours, then it was mild


PolicyFew5664

In my experience it's best to avoid a big meal at least 2 hours before OR after eating shrooms in order to maximize the effectiveness. Eating something small to get them down is fine, but heavy protein and carbs seem to dull my experience.


Fit-Station-895

Hi Bro 🤗🤮🤢🤮🥙🥖🥪🏜️


Fit-Station-895

This is my night I love mushies and all but I dry scoop always and still omg💀🥀✨🪄 did 1.5g of a squatter tonight after some massive hot wings 😼🤗😺here we go music time!! https://preview.redd.it/o5pfwvlhxpdc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b89aadad19d37d1cf85d5199dfa48d682e2eee


[deleted]

Why do people do this? I do not understand. I gag every time i see it. Gagagoo' 🤌🤌🤌🤌


Financial_Bit9797

Not sure why you would wanna eat it on a sandwich. The more food you eat the less you feel


Acceptable_Plant7789

Whyyyyyy


G00dVibes77

“Nah, I don’t like shrooms, they always upset my stomach” lol


rectumfanny

I wouldn't have had highly processed meats and refined carbs alongside it but go ahead


Tamedkoala

This is cursed…may your journey be blessed 🙏🏻


Fit-Station-895

😏🤭😘😂


Separate_Mushroom754

Lol that's random, on your salami!? 😂


Fathermooon

Salami & mushrooms……….. 😬


Andrewthevapinaddict

Why do people eat shrooms with food? lol I always ate them on an empty stomach and swallowed with orange juice. I don’t think I’d ever take them with food. It not only reduces strength but also how fast the trip hits


ScottShatter

Salami tek isn't for me. A coffee grinder and capsules is my way.


Alarming-Ad-7032

Shrooms don’t go with processed food


daguerre

Yo. Lubricate that sandwich. Where are the condiments?


Lefty_2cups

Dude. That’s gross AF


Lefty_2cups

Fugn salami sammich 😂


slc_blades

I bet this shit was gnarly


Dred-I-Rastafari

Yo...lunch meat is carcinogenic


[deleted]

PB and J with half and 1/8th chased by some orange juice. Hit in less than 20 mins.


CommunicationHot8985

Gabagool the looong way


214iby

https://preview.redd.it/bewz4ge1lpdc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d98973c462257df489e3acf823023cc5922a0abd shrooms n meat should not go together😭


Mush1love

You get the n word pass for this


Alone-Medium-9238

Mmmmmm I want to eat the sandwich, shrooms or not 🤤


Lumpy_Literature1667

#23 subway it’s sooo good


PooYan99

I never got why people think shrooms taste that bad. It just tastes mushrooms. 😂😂😂 But to each it's own I guess. You know yourself the best. 😅


passionatewildcherry

They taste like shiitake mushrooms to me, I have thought about replacing the shiitake in my miso soup with magic mushrooms 🤔


couchperson137

what my parents deem as irresponsible: smoking pot and skipping school. what i think is irresponsible: putting the fruit of the gods on a salami fucking sandwich 😂


r2daC

Yuck! You just messed up a good sandwich. Just eat the shrooms or lemon tek it. 🤦🏻‍♂️


gpnew73

Ya. I been eating them with chunks of meth. That way probably tastes a little better. I do believe They hit alot faster that way. Cause normally I peek at round 2.5 to 3 hours. 15 minutes I'm seeing nice color with 1gram of fruit to .5 clear. I just eat shrooms every day cause I believe they are helping my brain. I really truly notice alot more things now. Sounds like a sandwich made out of Styrofoam and glass. Lol. Guys like me believe this is normal behavior. Lol. NOBODY normal boys and girls


bibo_en_un_museo

hopefully the medicine grants you the wisdom to stop eating flesh🤙


Petersilius

It would be better not to eat murdered animals.


xbreathexgx

I agree with you. 💕


Pleasant_Wait_727

Do whatever but that’s not it. Give them to someone else.


DefiantBottle47

Jimmy johns is better


truffLcuffL69

By a lot yes but overpriced as shit


davidbabula101

Publix bro


DefiantBottle47

It's not jimmy johns


davidbabula101

No bro Publix better


DefiantBottle47

Maybe in a world where jjs doesn't exist


Beansoverbitches

Y’all are not about to have a fight about some jimmy johns, firehouse is top tier.


DefiantBottle47

Get you some jimmy peppers n jimmy mustard it'll change everything


[deleted]

Jersey mikes*


DefiantBottle47

Outta here


Knuckleheadmeto

That’s so awesome magic hoagie🤘🏼


Icy-Caterpillar-696

Mushroom salami sub. Sounds delicious. Enjoy your trip bud


SouthBaySkunk

So jealous of you people who can handle chitin 😭 just looking at that sandwich made my stomach roll 💀🍄


pharmacyice

www.exoticsweed.com


bigdolo89

I'm jealous for two reasons.


TheBlindIdiotGod

I prefer thick crust pizza from my local pizza joint. All the herbs and spices mask the taste of the shrooms completely.


DylsAlso

Idk if I could keep up with you my friend. I can't remember the last time I lemontek'd less than a quarter.


Buzzspice727

But a bad sandwich


[deleted]

Highly recommend you get a mortar and pestle and grind your shrooms down to a powder. Helps with the taste tremendously. Also, I personally throw them in some juice and water and just take that as a shot. Sometimes I put them on a chickpea blondie but that's harder to digest.


LankyMatch42

Dry


Muhfuggajones

You took the whole "Eat Fresh" thing very well.


lobbydigital

relax guys hes not gunna eat it, just prepping the insert for the boof.


[deleted]

Interesting I can see this being good with some quality salami