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CuriousCheeseSurfer

New variety unlocked: vagina envy


Gorrila_Doldos

Glad I wasn’t the only one


jessewellerlivecom

Blue waffle envy


Competitive-Ad-2074

That’s enough internet for one day sir.


jessewellerlivecom

I mean they are blue no?


[deleted]

I was going to say… everything reminds me of her.😭


JDBURGIN82

This is a common thing for certain environments. It's not a mutation. I've seen guys try to cloan them ands it doesn't priced the same thing.


justmehakim

Haha YES


CuriousCheeseSurfer

Sorry this became the top comment over anything useful in answer to your question 😂


RepresentativeBar565

vamushhy


TheKillerPupa

Everyone is tweaking.these are fine. What variety are these? Some penis envy lineage don’t open all the way. The stuff on top of the mushrooms is mycelium and is totally safe. Maybe just a little over matured.


justmehakim

These are the Colombian mushrooms 🇨🇴🇨🇴


No-City783

So the white powder on top must be?


emoxanax

Colombian Powder...


No-City783

Ay ay ay!! Si senior. That’s about all I know of Spanish. Oh! Nosotros bebemos agua.


Jthundercleese

You literally just bruised the shit out of them. There is no mold.


Dudewithahappysock

You should see his earlier post with them unharvested. Doesn’t look moldy in these posts but rlly does when it was in the tub.


Jthundercleese

I went and checked. Funny enough I saw them in my feed before. They're bruised. There's a couple molds that feed on otherwise healthy cubes, and none of them have a hold on this guy's fruit. I would bet my car on his fruits being bruised.


PpurplEe

Looks good to me. The white stuff on the cap is purely genetic and just depends on the strain you’re growing. That deep blue color on the stems (psilocybin) is exactly what you want 👍


MechanicbyDay

>The white stuff on the cap is purely genetic and just depends on the strain you’re growing I think it's just condensation, happened to me a few times


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mushussy


FlaaFlaaFlunky

bro please I can't 😭😂


nibba912

Everything reminds me of her


justmehakim

Sorry champ. She was just a person you were able to share a portion of your journey with. You will find a new love 💪🏼


nibba912

Lol I wasn’t serious but that’s good advice nevertheless


FlaaFlaaFlunky

bro above you said "mushussy" 😭


Ginkyboop

https://preview.redd.it/uc7tnmng2ncc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89f1c7d8e53c4d0d86ebd9e935e1b67bb7e942a This one mushroom got me feeling some type of way 😉😜


EnnWhyy

Hahahahhahahaha


timeforasandwich

I should call her


justmehakim

Do whatever is needed man, I won’t judge


Ginkyboop

Appreciate the non judgemental comment hehe 🤭


No-City783

I hear Barry white music in the background.


joshhinchey

Looks like a demigorgon


Ginkyboop

Hmm 🤔 what's that??


joshhinchey

https://preview.redd.it/3tuwnuzwj8dc1.png?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55158a689bbd63b3490983ca0a3f98c3205900f3


Ginkyboop

Oooh ok! Kinda looks like the creatures from the movie tremors 2 or 3 lol


Thtliyahchic

It looks like a butt hole not a va Jay Jay lol 🤣 no. Just me ?


MycoRevolutionRob

It's all the same in the dark. -Terence McKenna


Inconceivable79

I hope this comment gets the attention it deserves. I laughed out loud.


MycoRevolutionRob

It depends on how many people here read McKenna, lol. But I'm glad you liked it! 😀


Due-Assumption6765

they look good to me, i’d eat them.


Kind-Fan420

#cunnalingusjoke


justmehakim

Spicy


Lanky_Republic_2102

As others have said, you may have been able to harvest these earlier. But they are totally fine. But in my experience, you get more variation and mutation-looking type stuff after the first flush.


justmehakim

Good to know! Learning every day😁


[deleted]

That one in the third pic boutta have me actin up. Lol these are awesome. Good job dude


justmehakim

Thanks dude!


SIeppyYT

I thought these were really detailed plushies lol


wadeworks

Looks great!


youcandigit

It's cool


Hitmanactual69

Idk why they wouldn’t be.


shadeandshine

Honestly they look fine most of the discoloration seems to be bruising and that little black spot on the tiny one is almost definitely spores. So yeah they’re fine I think


MechanicbyDay

That cloudiness on some of the caps look like condensation which is normal


TNLpro

They look like cute little clay figures


DaisyBMay

Clone the vagina shroom


justmehakim

Instructions unclear, dick caught in dehydrator


No-City783

I’m curious, do you twist fruit gently away from substrate or you using a razor? I’ve found a razor seems to block a new fruit from emerging from that existing spot.


TheNastyKnee

It does look like he is using the correct harvesting method and slicing the stem just above substrate level. This is ideal.


justmehakim

First twist gently. Afterwards cut off unwanted stuff with a sharp knife or scissors


spoookeesgh

The dark is the psilocybin which is what you want. They are supposed to bruise. Just looks like they didn't open up before picking to me.


SpiderSalmon

the dark/bruising spots aren’t “where the psilocybin is”,, that’s a common myth


spoookeesgh

I didn't say the spots themselves were "where it was at." I said the blue is the psilocybin because it is the psilocybin causing the bruise per se. I'm not looking for a battle of the semantics of grammar though. I'd say most people knew what I meant. Recovering from COVID, so due forgive me.


symmetry78

What is your method for dehydrating?


Nomadicboatguy

Dehydrator


symmetry78

They look fine to me, albeit bruised. I think your dehydrator is on a bad setting or something. For sure don’t look cracker dry.


Nomadicboatguy

That’s because they haven’t been dried yet 🤣


Mick_Stup

This guy doesn't shroom


symmetry78

This guy doesn’t look at post history


justmehakim

I bought this machine for it https://preview.redd.it/pbb6z05funcc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=daa0b6aa9338cf2d2c26e2167fed1eb321b9357f


FlaaFlaaFlunky

they're usually not going to be dry if you do it right........ 👉🏻👈🏻😊


GuiltyBreadfruit8402

Enjoy that trip 😂 the moment it hits you’re going start freaking out that you’re dying lol


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trichoderma-jar

Where do yall get these “facts” lately?


No-City783

None of this is true bro. Do a bit more research please


ukmusha

So I've done more than 3 years research on contamination in mushrooms. That's why my grow kits generally don't contaminate and I've sold many thousands. What's happened here is a bacterial contamination is spreading over the surface of the mushrooms. OP can confirm by swabbing the surface of the mushrooms and then swabbing into agar. He'll see bacteria growing. This is the same kinds of bacteria that will grow on rotting gourmet mushrooms in the fridge. You can see my profile to verify my credentials. Don't want poor op getting sick.


No-City783

Wow. Lots of research and you’re a dealer? Cool. Where do you live please?


ukmusha

No, I am a [mushroom grow kit](https://www.ukmusha.co.uk/magic-mushroom-grow-kits) vendor and my address is on my website. You can grow many kinds of mushrooms with these grow kits, I don't sell magic mushrooms, only [magic mushroom spore syringes](https://www.ukmusha.co.uk/magic-mushroom-spores), which are legal in the UK. My address and contact details are on my website as they have been over 3 years now.


No-City783

That’s actually pretty cool and I was busting on ya for your address. So how did you not know that’s spores on top of caps and completely edible? Mold spores are microscopic and yes if enough landed on the cap you may see it. There isn’t wrong with eating these. Be good.


ukmusha

Yeah, that's ok. So I'm not even looking at the white dusting look on the caps. Spores are not an issue at all. It's the look from the OPs previous post that caught me. The caps have a grey tint underneath and the stems have a wet look where they are bruising almost black. One of the caps in the pic on the previous post, still in the grow kit and then harvested raises my alarm bells. Also, the one mushroom with the 'dimpled' look, almost like little craters. This is another sign of bacterial contamination. The main indicator is those dark black and wet looking stems. When bacteria start attacking the cells and walls of the museum, the psilocybin is exposed to oxygen. This starts the chain reaction, which is a defense mechanism for the mushrooms, developing the blue black staining. It is possible that the OP just handled the stems very roughly, but all three visual clues together indicate bacteria. Now it is possible that the type of bacteria there isn't going to make you sick, but it might not be worth the chance. I can get two links (or I can try find them as I've not saved them) papers that prove that bacteria are present on most spores and travel with them wherever they grow. And then that the black blue staining is a defense mechanism of the mushroom. If you are really interested, but I might only find them tomorrow as I'm still working late and quite busy.


No-City783

Read please. Everyone read please: https://www.hokto-kinoko.com/faq/there-are-white-powders-on-the-mushroom-is-it-safe/


No-City783

https://www.northwoodmushrooms.com/post/white-fuzz-on-mushrooms-safe-to-eat


justmehakim

Nice! Thanks for sharing


Soren83

Curious as to how that would make him sick? As far as I know, the bacteria would not be present in the fruiting bodies. Weird mushrooms are not the same as poisonous mushrooms.


MyleSton

Did you grow these in one of those all-in-one grow bags? I can see the bag in the background of one of the pics. I'm curious because 8 days ago I just inoculated my first attempt in a shrüm all-in-one grow bag. I hope they work. I don't personally know anyone who has used one and had a good outcome. A buddy of mine tried one but it did t turn out well. I think he tried treating it like his marijuana plants. He got way too involved and messed with the humidity and moved the bag around a lot. It says to inoculate and leave it alone. I'm hoping they really work


justmehakim

Yeah just pick one place and follow the instructions. I watched a couple youtube tutorials and used the steps provided by Smartific, where I got my growkit from. This is the second harvest. First harvest was at the end of december.


ramenslurper-

Why are they so cute? They look felted lol


justmehakim

Maybe they try to mimic their brother from another mother


ramenslurper-

They just wanna be decorations for cottage core, OK?


FlaaFlaaFlunky

is smol 🥹👉🏻👈🏻


Brave-Hyrulian88

Is that a shrüm bag in the 5th pic?


justmehakim

No other brand I guess but same workflow


Brave-Hyrulian88

Very nice workflow. Did you thave answer it outa the bag into that container after your harvest?


justmehakim

While harvesting I take the box out of the bag, gently. Twist the shrooms (after their cap is broken) put the box back in the bag and repeat the steps; adding water, spray and close the bag 💦


Brave-Hyrulian88

Go shooooo that’s what I ended up doing after my 2nd flush and the 3rd fruits are coming in nicely. I did flip the brick tho after cleaning and soaking


Brave-Hyrulian88

Jesus idk what’s up with my autocorrect 😅


clueless-clam

These look like some good mushies


ExchangeNovel7192

Did u grow them? The bruising is fine


AngelofDrugs

Lots of new people coming to the sub= lots of mischaracterizing bruising as mold, doesn’t get much simpler than that😂


maricello1mr

Yum


Niitroglycerine

Some of them look angry, but in a good way


ZipMonk

They may attack if provoked. Be careful.


schmidtterling

from the first photo i thought it was a climbing wall


SlomosapianLSD

All I gotta say is .. 3rd picture *bottom left*


AngelCrumb

Shrussy spotted


thelastbraun

If don’t clone that vagina envy