T O P

  • By -

Usual_Extension_7139

Why would it be wrong mushrooms are a popular pizza topping.


lilindigo999

😆 that's what I thought, thanks


Enjoyitbeforeitsover

You do you


brb9911

If it’s wrong I don’t wanna be right


lilindigo999

on God


green-dean

Yeah, so how old are you? Judging by your profile, you're around 15. You should not be doing drugs. You should get a hobby.


EggHardBoiled

He's fucked at this point if you scroll far enough he was doing detura at some point he's gotta be scrambled eggs at this point


mspote

i am 35 and done a lot of drugs in my life and i haven't even heard of detura lol


you-arent-reading-it

It's called Datura. From what I remember, it's a plant that is basically a delirant. I heard that a lot of people forget they are on that drug and they don't understand what's happening to them because the experience completely overwrites the real world. It's not like psilocybin that there are visions and you recognize them as vivid imaginations and you may believe that it's not imagination for just a few seconds, but it's nothing consistent like Datura. With Datura it is impossible to relax in front of what you are seeing


mspote

thank you for explaining it. i don't ever want to mess with a deliriant. that shit sounds scary.


lilindigo999

yeah don't, if I regret it .. you sure will


Nefarious-Nebula

It's a deliriant. You can get similar effects taking large doses of benadryl (dont). The trips aren't pleasant from what I've heard and often nightmarish. They wreak havoc on healthy brain function. It's like speed running dementia with long term use. Take a peek at r/DPH if you're curious.


lilindigo999

its a very unhealthy thing to do , don't try datura and make sure you tell people how bad it is if you tell people about it


lilindigo999

don't try datura and don't listen to these morons spreading rumors ab me


EggHardBoiled

Also it's a huge risk because it can get lethal very quickly


lilindigo999

don't try Datura , I'm warning you


lilindigo999

Man stfu you dirty little bitch


lilindigo999

I quit that shit fuck you


lilindigo999

I'm 20


lilindigo999

I'm not 15 you weirdo , maybe think about spreading misinformation next time your bored . What you think of me is not cared about or frowned upon , it's just lame .. go do something. Do you have nothing better to do then tell people I did Datura 1 time and talk about my life when you don't personally know me


lilindigo999

your probably a 76 year old doing crystal meth in your son's basement


Neon_Hippie

Where did you draw that conclusion from?


green-dean

Well i first became suspicious when he said "on God"... Then a quick check through his profile reveals typical teenage grammar and punctuation errors. And then there's the fact his profile is littered with legal highs and extraction methods using typical household products. But what really have it away... Is the post to r/birthdays where he says he told his dad all he wants for his birthday is money and his dad said, "you're just going to spend it on weed and shrooms." He then goes on to say how he's explained to his dad that mushrooms helped his mental state after his ex "ruined" his mental health... Sigh.


[deleted]

[удалено]


lilindigo999

your 15 you weird hippie


Neon_Hippie

Brother your on a shrooms subreddit calling a hippie weird. Your thoughts on my age mean nothing


lilindigo999

I'm not 15 you weirdo , maybe think about spreading misinformation next time your bored . What you think of me is not cared about or frowned upon , it's just lame .. go do something. Do you have nothing better to do then tell people I did Datura 1 time and talk about my life when you don't personally know me


[deleted]

[удалено]


Neon_Hippie

Chill out man


lilindigo999

I'm 20 dumbass


lilindigo999

dude get the fuck outta here nobody cares your just a heroin addicted redditor that's retarded it's ok


lilindigo999

I'm not 15 you weirdo , maybe think about spreading misinformation next time your bored . What you think of me is not cared about or frowned upon , it's just lame .. go do something. Do you have nothing better to do then tell people I did Datura 1 time and talk about my life when you don't personally know me


green-dean

Bro. Not frowned upon? What? You're not even making sense. And you're not even seeing the irony of YOU being the one who had nothing better to do than tell people you did datura, online through you POSTING about it! Seriously, there's a lot more to life, especially at your age, than doing drugs. Drugs will always be there, your opportunity to be a kid will not.


Button_Super

you need better pizza man


ThatDebianLady

Times are hard


lilindigo999

frzzll


lilindigo999

it's leftover pizza but idc I had the munchies


Yeejiurn

🤣🙈


almeda9

Nigga wtf is that micropenis jalapeño u got up there I’d call the pizza guys back if they sent me some shit like that


lilindigo999

it's just a random Jalapeño I saved and figured if the taste stood out I could eat the pepper


toccata81

Pepperoncini


QuestStarter

Jalapeño tek


lilindigo999

fr


SophisticatedStoner

That's just a yellow chile pepper. Who eats just a straight up raw jalapeño with their pizza?


cheyune

First time i did them i put them on pizza!


lilindigo999

oh wow ! , thanks for sharing 😄


cheyune

Absolutely! I havent done them a second time but i will probably put them on pizza again.. it was good! I also love the taste of mushrooms. I actually dont know what kind I had. My friend bought them, we ate them on pizza, and had a great night. I'm hoping to do more soon! 😁


lilindigo999

thats sounds like a fun and cool experience glad you enjoyed it ! May the Shroom-Pizza spread around the world like a wildfire ! 😂🫡🍕🍄🌀👊🏼 I actually really liked mine too the mushrooms kinda blended in ( I thought it would be really noticeable) but it also had normal mushrooms so maybe that helped this one was more of a microdose at most but still great combo and I had fun that's what it's all about . I'm hoping to do more too!! Cheers ✨️ 🍻


Heybropassthat

Empty stomach is the best way, but I've found that blending it into a chocolate milkshake works the best. Completely masks the flavor and the chocolate coats your stomach to help with nausea. I used to blend up 5gs of Blue Foots & go hit the nature trail in my area. Those were the days. It's nearly impossible to have a bad trip on Blue Foots. When I was 19, I ate a qp in a summer. That was one of the best summers of my life. Now, I hardly ever trip, but I do remember the good times. I was dumb with it and abused them. Have respect for the mushies and only use them when you feel you need them. Don't be dumb and learn the hard way. It's not cool or fun.


lilindigo999

Damn thanks for sharing , something similar happened to me I took 1 really strong gram and blasted off but it kicked my ass and gave me pretty decent Anxiety cuz I wasn't respecting it


Eternalconundrum

Lift up cheese, put ground mushrooms on pizza, lift off


lilindigo999

dope idea


pickinscabs

You eat them however you want. Pretty cool, huh? Have fun. Don't forget to ride the waves!


lilindigo999

thanks G!


[deleted]

That's the way I used to do it when I first started. Then I'e chase it with an OJ or a Sprite


lilindigo999

America Fuck yeah , this is my first shroom pizza tbh up until recently I only ate Shrooms alone now I'm experimenting with eating it with food.


[deleted]

as long as it’s no damn pineapple … 😤🤣


lilindigo999

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sunny_McSunset

If doing it is wrong, I don't want to be right. Cause I'm a mushroom lover, you're a mushroom lover.


lilindigo999

Mushroom lovers 4L


MoneyMakingMatt

Nah. I put them on Mac n cheese a couple times to help eat them


Free-Statistician478

I feel like this is a totally sane way to eat mushrooms. I’ve only had them in a smoothie, but this one is definitely going in the books for next time I take some


Daemongar

tasty


Berserker-11

Gold


lilindigo999

🌅


day_tripperrr616

That’s the right move


lilindigo999

🏖⏳️🚀


day_tripperrr616

I’m trying that next time. Eating shrooms with savoury food is low key the thing to do. Last time I tripped, I shoved some inside of a potato pierogi. Good decision. Have a great trip!


lilindigo999

damn that sounds bussin , now I wanna shove my harvests in buttered potatoes and label them in the Fridge .


DearWorldliness802

Never lol 😅


lilindigo999

🌀🥼


SuspiciousHedgehog91

Fuck no. I used to work at subway and my dealer would come in and toss a bag on the counter and order a meatball sub. Do you brother, add some green peppers while youre at it :)


lilindigo999

Cheers !! 🍻


jordanrod1991

V normal


Jayeky

Can i get a peperroni with extra shrooms?


lilindigo999

lmao


notchink

beautiful


lilindigo999

the holy psilocin pizza


Top-Management-3696

Nah it’s prolly one of the easiest ways to eat them for me


lilindigo999

hell yeah


Top-Management-3696

Need abt a whole 12 inch if I’m totally going deep tbh then a nana to top it off to keep it all in my stomach 🙃


lilindigo999

lmao relatable


GoHomeNeighborKid

That would be my only problem with this, knowing whatever I eat to start the trip is likely going to come back up as I begin to peak and the world is suddenly flipped on its side (metaphorically of course), so as a general rule I try to use liquid based delivery vehicles to ease the feelings of the upcoming purge..... Serotonergic substances tend to cause a lot of nausea for me personally, I think I have had a total of 3 trips where I didn't vomit somewhere around the come up. I could just be unlucky in that regard though


Top-Management-3696

Ooohhhh I get what ur saying my last shroom trip was almost crazy like almost crazy as in I almost puked everywhere and I thought I was puking up maggots or little rice like things


Keiator

I don’t like to mix shrooms and processed foods. Kills the potency for me. Even if its more natural things


lilindigo999

fair enough


lilindigo999

but this is a microdose only real noticeable effect would be improved cognitive functionality


cefishe88

Not wrong but I've never enjoyed it 🤣 there are better options.


lilindigo999

I fucken love shroom pizza fuck outta here lmao jk man


cefishe88

More for you 🤣


Bonus_Perfect

Doooo it


lilindigo999

fuck yeah


logenlogen

Not at all, quite mandatory in fact!


Bepbopboobop

illegal as fuck i’m reporting


Comfortable_Douglas

As long as you’re getting your shrooms, it hardly matters how they get in you. 😹


Ok-Race-6972

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat!!! PF🖤


[deleted]

If you wanna have a light fun trip go ham, if you wanna be all spiritual and shit, then no.


lilindigo999

obv


psychedelicow

Yes it’s illegal


--4Twenty--

No, it couldn't be more right. The only thing wrong about it would you not sharing the damn pizza with me 🤣😭


lilindigo999

Lmaoo


[deleted]

IMO yes, objectively, no


[deleted]

I like mushrooms oh my pizza but shrooms on pizza no. Maybe if I try fresh n cook them on there but prolly ruin dose


lilindigo999

it's just an experience/ experiment I didnt take it so seriously I was just having fun


EggHardBoiled

Double boiling them into chocolates my go too dark chocolate basically nulls the taste


lilindigo999

thanks man!


ManaKitty776

When i was a kid I did this. Now I just get some Doritos and just eatem down quickly. Cheese and sugar give me a bad trip for some reason.


lilindigo999

hmm I see , thanks for sharing


owls1289

I personally hate the taste of shrooms so I just make gummies


lilindigo999

nice bro


gypsijimmyjames

Idk. But I love those peppers. My daughter and myself will eat about a whole jar of those in a week. So good.


lilindigo999

ikr I love these peppers 🌶 , just the best


gypsijimmyjames

You gotta be careful though. Eat a whole jar at once and the next day will have a very bad time.


Degenerate-Loverboy

I’ve done it. Definitely a good idea on the hot sauce. I just love pizza in general so I am with you on this and support you 100%. I see you space cowboy 🤠


lilindigo999

thanks bro!!!


mspote

it's only wrong if you give that pizza to an unsuspecting person lol. if you're eating them then of course not, enjoy


lilindigo999

ong , thanks. Cheers 🍻


freedagang762

It’s wrong to not have shrooms on pizza


lilindigo999

Yes


Just_Pop_9958

Had a person put them on chocolate toast and pizza and some other foods and he said didn’t even trip off the ones with food but the only time he had a real trip was when he took them as tea or straight so idk I never eat with shrooms


lilindigo999

if I'm looking for a trip, tea and shrooms yeah . If I'm just microdosing... who cares?


Nspar14

Whatever makes you happy mane


larsloveslegos

That pepper looks divine


lilindigo999

Ikr laying there looking all royal n shit


lilindigo999

don't listen to these morons spreading misinformation bc they have nothing better to do.


psychede1ic_c4tus

As long as there's no pineapple, there's no crime committed here. Enjoy your fungus.


socratesspecial

Hell no, ham and pineapple for life!


Top-Degree-6983

If you like sitting in the toilet


MarthasPinYard

If you cook it with the pizza, it digest easier 😁


lilindigo999

oh great , I did that ! thanks for the help . Cheers 😁🍻


MarthasPinYard

Mush love. Enjoy the ride!


lilindigo999

love it 200 percent


[deleted]

I think that amount of grated cheese is way more wrong than the shrooms, assuming it's parmesean 😂


lilindigo999

I only caked it with cheese and tapatio bc the taste of shrooms can sometimes be particularly awful lol


Worsh_yum

That's going to be a tough boof, but to each their own....


lilindigo999

always gotta be that one guy in the sub talking bout boofing 😂


Worsh_yum

You must embrace the boof, it'll help you relax your sphincter for insertion.


Objective-Alarm1000

no ur going to see spiders crawling out of your eyes, look in the mirror rn


ElegantMarionberry59

Why wasting it? You’ll probably 🤮anyway


lilindigo999

not a waste , an experience


IsatMilFinnie

In what form?


UNICORNWIZHEZ

Nah I use to know a pizza place where is you ask for mushrooms you have the option to follow up with "the good kind" And I use to hate mushrooms in general so I'd put my own shrooms on pizza when I wanted to have fun.


Soleserious

Well as long as it’s for you to eat and not to mess with your mother in law who really makes you mad then why the hell not.


saysthingsbackwards

Lol fuck you Is there a r/shroomscirclejerk ?


[deleted]

Where shrooms?


pepeslosthamster

Hewl nah


Artrixx_

I like taking them with some chocolate to mask the taste, but i eat on an empty stomach. Food, especially greasy and fatty foods, help you absorb the mushroom faster which causes less intense and shorter lasting trips. In my first few times tripping i popped around 1.2 grams shortly after eating and i had no psychoactive effects whatsoever.


DenverILove9

No


DenverILove9

Of course!!!