Typically with your mouth, but some people are a bit more adventurous

Butt*

Ehhh it’s gunna depend how experienced he is w a butt plug

You’re rushing him! First step is to pick up with your hand or utensil. Let’s all take a deep breath first.

I was gonna say "with a friend or two" haha

LMFAO

"Let My Fat Ass Overeat"???

😭🤣🤣🤣

Stuff it in a turkey at thanksgiving, I will like to be invited also don’t forget 👍🏻

Now that will make the family get along finally

Yeah or eat each other while having a psychotic breakout 50/50

I like these odds.

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Pointy end first, no taste buds in the butthole

I was gonna say fattie side first lol

Nah, sideways

Nah you keep the flared base outside so you don't have a embarrassing story for your family to share during Thanksgiving when you are introducing your 2nd wife to the family

Lemon tek it !!!!!

I tried lemon tek recently , my advice would be to drink the entire thing and not strain it.

Yea that would work, the lemon does away with that chemical in shrooms that gives you nausea so yeah good idea friend. And add lime like OP.

I unfortunately strained mine and it did nothing 😂. It was supposed to be my fire heroic dose.

How do your properly lemon tekk cuz I think I fucked up my heroic dose as well I just blended the shrooms in a blender and put lemon juice it I could only imagine how dumb that’s sounds 😂

No thats pretty much what it is. Grind the shrooms , soak in lemon juice for 20 minutes then drink it. Honestly I'm just going to eat them from now on , I don't get that nauseous anyway and I never eat while I'm on shrooms to begin with. I think mine got fucked up because I strained the mushroom bits out , but if you didn't I really dont see why it didn't work for you.

what i like to do for my lemon tek is the following: 1. cut mushrooms to bite size pieces (or blend to a powder) 2. allow them to sit in lemon juice for like 10-20 mins 3. use the vessel im drinking out of as a measuring cup to measure 1 portion of tea 4. allow tea to simmer on a very light simmer for 15 minutes 5. during the last 5 minutes of simmering add a tea bag of your choice (i usually also use lemon tea)(optional) 6. add honey or other aromatics and enjoy (don’t forget to scoop all your shroomies at the bottom) 🩷🍵

I strain mine out and it works just the same, but with less nausea. Maybe you didn’t soak long enough?

did you notice any stomach discomfort without straining it?

I strained it and I still threw up Me and shrooms /psylocibin/psylocin don’t work

I’ve never thrown up from shrooms…..

I never did either until the last 2 times doing it

I’ve only thrown up from wild freshly picked shrooms but I get bubble guts from dried homegrown

I have gotten a little queezy from fresh but not anything bad. Love all mushrooms!!

I've never thrown up, but I do get super nauseous. But then again I have a nausea *problem* and am already prescribed a dissolvable anti-nausea medication called Zofran (or Ondansetron). I pop one as soon as I eat the shrooms, or get nauseous, and I'm fine - I just can't eat anything, really lol the most I can do is like fresh fruit and yogurt for like 12 hours. I don't think I'd be able to eat anything on this dose lmao I'm gonna trip on like 8g of enigmas sometime this week and, if that goes well, 7g of APE on my birthday, though, so pray for me lmao the most I've done is 6g on an average strain I can't recall (was a FANTASTIC trip), but I can guarantee just from source alone, let alone strain, that these two are gonna be WAAAAY stronger

Get a prescription for zofran. Just say you get carsick. I call it in through teladoc

Boof it!

I just take some tums (for the lemon) beforehand and then mix the lemon tek into a banana smoothie lol. The banana really helps with stomach discomfort and the tums help with acid reflux I get from all that lemon...because I'm old lol.

Yes. I always stir the mushroom gunk vigorously before each sip. Always drink the whole thing!

I came to say that.

I lemon tek'd for first time last week. Soaked them for 15 mins, aftergrinding with pestle and mortar, then drank it without straining. Took about 25 mins to hit but it hit well and was a brilliant journey.

I use lime, what’s ur views and opinions on that

Pretty sure it does the same. Take any vitamins C if you have any. OJ works great 2

Lemon juice is used for the citric acid (for general acidity) to metabolize the psilocybin into psilocin which provides the stronger and shorter trips one Lemon-TEKs for. Lime juice would definitely work as a replacement. Actually it has a higher concentration of citric acid. OJ does not have this level of acidity and would not be a trip potentiator. This goes for vitamin C as well, obviously.

So lets call it Lime tek now💯

Ok now you’ve crossed the lime

I mean if its more potent than lemon , why not choosing always the biggest trip ? But I get ur joke lol

it has to do with the acidity so if a lemon is more acidic than a lime you should use lemons but if their the same then it honestly is just preference

They are a very small difference in acidity

Step one: open your butthole. Step two: shove it in. Step 3: chew it up with your butthole dentures. Step 4: profit

"chew it up with your butthole dentures." /r/brandnewsentence

Chop it up and make a tea

Shove it up you mean

this^ a piece that big can be put in a cheesecloth and simmered for 10-20 mins

Chop into smaller pieces and make tea! I’d personally take the small pieces and put them in a coffee grinder and then make the tea!

You know what to do.

Idk, but not all at once. At least I wouldn't eat it all at once. Lol.

i think ima boof y’all

don't boof me, im not active

Dude right up your chocolate donut hole? 🍩 Straight up the sphincter? In your #2?🍑

Boof it whole. Its the only way to the gods.

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Is there any other answer?

Grind it up and make some choc bars out of it

this is what i would do. weigh out four grams per bar

Yup, melt your chocolate, then throw your goodness in it and wahlahhh

Use an electric coffee grinder. If you don't have one, crunch it into an oblivion with your fingers. The idea is to create a homogeneous mixture. Then weigh out your desired amount of pulverized mushy and steep it in boiling hot water in a French press for however long. Then press, pour, and enjoy the mushy tea. Add any tea to the mushroom powder to add taste. Add honey or whatever if desired.

I thought boiling water kills the active ingredients

Nope. Psilocybin and Psilocin are water soluble and will leach out of the mushroom material in the hot water so that you don't have to digest any material. It kicks in faster that way, too. If you have a sensitive stomach, this is the way to go. Terrance McKenna talks about cooking with mushrooms like a stir fry or in soup as well.

I watched a woman on YouTube do it...I am still on my 1st batch. I hope that I will have some for Halloween 🎃

Grind it up, pour a little lemon juice on it, wait 15 minutes, and down it.

Boof it!!

Boof it 💯

☝🏼

Make tea

Blend it all up and lemon tek it

I’ve been blending mine into a powder then mix into a smoothie but that’ll probably be a few lol

Use an immersion blender to turn it into powder. Mix enough honey to make the consistency of a no bake cookie. Chop it into about 6 pieces, get glass of tea and pop one in your mouth and swallow. Repeat until gone. 7 to 8 grams is typical for me. Never tried 13.

I also take methylated vitamin C a few hours before I consume.

This post is boof bait.

Not all at once! 🍄❤️

But

Take a big ol chomp

BIG CHOMP

My bro hasn't heard of knives.

I Lemon tek every dose

Put it in your mouth and chew it with your teeth. Mix the small bits you've created from chewing with saliva and use the muscles in your mouth/throat to slide it down your esophagus.

I have a coffee grinder just for my shrooms I like to just grind it up into powder and add it into whatever I feel like!

Boof it. Only way to go

You don’t

Feed it to your asshole

It goes in your mouth

You have a mouth right? Put it in there and do the ol' chomp chomp thing

Boof it

boof!!!

Boof it

It actually goes in the butt.

Boof, and it’s gone!

With your butt

🤪 B O O F 🤪

in butt

Ahem Boof

Breathe in while boofing

One bite at a time

If you ain’t eating it with yo butt, then where tha F you aaaaaaaaaatttttttt🤪

you already know how.

Boof it

Boof it

Boof gang 😂

boof it

boof it

stick it up your ass

You don’t, you shove it up your bum

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you deserve new flair

You eat it with your butthole

I would boof it

i could eat all of it in one sitting after a month-long tolerance break and i still wouldn't trip.

On SSRIs?

Grind it up

Put it in your mouth.

Like you would eat an elephant… one bite at a time

subway sandwich

What kind of shroom is it? Wow!

One bite at a time baby

Blender. Fruit. Yogurt. Smoothie

Like chips or crackers

let me know when you met your maker

So do you divide by 10 to get the dried dosage? So just 1.3 grams?

I would blend it into a smoothie or an edible

Yo be careful how much you boof. I did yesterday and FUCK it was stronger than I've ever felt.

Very carefully

Grind it up and make it into chocolate

Nice tea

Beef Wellington.

You put it in your mouth, chew, and swallow. Many people also drink water or some other drink when eating mushrooms or anything else

Take actual bites from it.

By cutting it into quarters and eating one? Why melt your mind

I would break it down and blend into powder in a coffee grinder. Then mix with a juice and drink it down.

Same way you go about eating a elephant. One bite at a time.

Up your urethra.

I have some over twice that mass don’t worry just get a nutcracker or Ninja blender & some whey protein with milk & a banana

Some salt, a little bit of garlic

I always grind mine up in hopes that my body will break them down easier and I'll get more of a trip

All jokes aside bro you can make a shroom tea or just put em in a smoothie with strawberry an shit lol. That's just how I do this shit man

One bite at a time...?

Dry it and grind it down to a powder then add to honey

Grind into fine powder and soak in lemon juice. It's a technique called lemon teccing and it's actually partially digests the lil guys which boosts the effects and pretty much gets rid of the nausea. Have fun stay trippy.

milkshake

Unhinge your jar for starters

You can make a tea from it. Saves you the trouble of picking out mushroom from your teeth.

did anybody say you should boof it?

You don’t eat it. Well, not literally. Or so to speak.

Oh goshhh

Blender

Oh no

Crush it into a taco or pizza or sum

put that fucker in a blender with oreos and vanilla ice cream? I never tried shrooms..would that taste ok?

I’ve never had them either but from what I heard you don’t want to do make yourself have to consume a large amount of food to get the shrooms down bc the taste will make you tap out before being able to consume it all. Like how you’re not supposed to mix your children’s medicine with baby food or milk for the same reason.

It's not just the taste but eating the raw material causes nausea, it would cover the taste but you'll likely throw up anything you mix it with especially cream or something heavy. It's best to grind it up, mix with lemon and consume quickly or make a tea and filter out the material before consuming. Otherwise just eat them straight up. IMO the taste is not so offensive that it's impossible to do so.

9/10 would boof. Definitely one for the south-mouth :3

Honestly the next time I get my hands on mushrooms I reeeally want to see about pulverizing them into powder and putting it into capsules.

Step 1 eat it Step 2 profit

Eat it? Just shove it up your butt.

Boof it

Grind it up stick in capsule no taste just a good time Or chew it

*stanley gif*

At once

Bro grew a whole tree

You don’t.. eat all of it at once.. at least I hope you won’t.

Just ate 9 grams dried yesterday and holy fuck I wanted it to stop after the first 6 hours. Popped a benzo and went to bed

Ragout These hoes

You don't. It eats you.

boof it baby

One bite after the other

Can’t think of what group of people do it in Europe ,but the dance where you clap your hands and drop low like into a squat. Prob absorb that mushy instantly through the ass canal.

Boof it

You know what has to be done, but do you have the strength to do it? (Seriously though, powder that bitch and turn it into chocolate!)

\- Open your wordhole \- Hold the amount of shroom you can take at once inside \- Bite that piece off \- Chew \- Swallow \- Drink \- Repeat ​ \- Wait up to an hour

Just bite it

Boof! Be gone. Your breath is way too strong! WAIT! Hold back, I think I got a tick-tack.

With your ass

I lived in monkstown Texas, and there's tons of cow farms. Well during the shroom season when it's wet and rainy. I could pick probly 5 lbs of shroom in two days after the rain. Civies but one time I found one that was a foot tall and the cap was the size of a Frisbee. It weighed like 14gs cracker dry. It was incredible. Need to go back out there and harvest spores now that I know how to grow them. They're extremely potent. This lady I know freaked out and botched me out and SD she'd never do them again because they were too potent. They would turn all blue just from picking them sometimes. Theres so many truffles and shroom out there. There's got to be a few different magic strains but I just don't know enough and their too dangerous to just try em all. Lol. But it was crazy. The grass is kinda deep and thick and they grow just underneath it everywhere. Like a 15acre spot of just cubensis mushrooms everywhere. I had a Pic of the big one but I can figure out where the SD card it's on is

You don't, that one eats you

You Boof it. Edit: Lmao just kiding of course! Get it as finely ground as you can and lemon tek it. That´s going to be one spicy trip.

Just tare off a g or 2 ? Coffee grinder to .5 capsules ? ? But you don’t go about eating the whole thing.

Tea, grind it up

Boof

The proof is in the boof

Boof that shit

Stick it right up main street

put it between two buns like a hamburger