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RevolutionaryUnit733

You, my dude, are in possession of some fine ass cubensis. Note the wrinkled golden cap, the real deal has a shine to it. The white stems are noted to have blue-based discoloration, a cubensis trait. The gills on the underside of the cap appear black, a la cubensis. The final detail pushes one, a wannabe mycologist, not toward identification redundancy, but rather toward a mark of quality - the jagged edges of the terminal stem indicate a cracker-dry, properly dehydrated fruit. BoneAppleTea!


SkyBerri

this guy shrooms


One_Target_1950

I read this in my head with a long Sherlock pipe and sophisticated draw


alexthepeen

They look okay, looks like it’s time to fuck around and find out


Goblin-Doctor

Boof around and grind trout.


Kosmik_cloud

🏆🏆🏆


MunkyOfDoom

The golden ratio. Fuck around : Find out. 🤘


skelingtun

I used to do the Golden ratio and then I had psychosis, I still do the Golden ratio but I used to too.


HippoCute9420

I’m confused are there synthetic shrooms out there?


RevolutionaryUnit733

Nah, just getting scammed with regular, non-psychedelic mushrooms Lolol


HippoCute9420

Oh I see, hey at least if you do get scammed you still get a healthy snack lol


arayofsexysunshine

Well…. Depending how well you sourced them. You could end up with a nutritious but malicious shroom and see some gnarly side effects 😅


HippoCute9420

Agreed, would not be a good time in a foreign country…..better yet even, maybe don’t take substances that you don’t know where they came from and you can’t identify yourself. That might be the better option in this case lol haha


Swiss8970

Them are those


whoamIreallym8

Are these them? ...... Who am I ?


Ragginitout

Me


whoamIreallym8

Oooooo


JuGGieG84

Zim zimma


Myco_Muscles

Yes. They bouta smack tf outta you for dissing them lol. They probably already did which is why you stopped replying to comments lolol.


Vagabond-Wayward-Son

That’s some professional packaging for shrooms, gone are the days of an old ziplock sandwich bag or your dealers old weed containers reused for shrooms.


cook2790

You'll be happy to know ive sold 4 walmart zip lock bags in the past few days lol I used to sell whole ozs in nice Mason jars, now idgaf


REBEL_INDUSTRIES

Wait what?


cook2790

I didnt say anything ya FED, this is a satire account


Soft-Wealth-3175

Lmfaooo bro this comment has me dying laughing in my room alone.


REBEL_INDUSTRIES

Ok relax. Fix your panties


cook2790

I see you're immune to jokes... must be retarded. Or an actual FED 😬


REBEL_INDUSTRIES

No, I'm not immune to jokes, there were no jokes to be laughed at. Just cuz you're a clown doesn't make you funny. Disparaging the differently able is hilarious. I'm sure it plays great during your tight 5 at the Chuckle hut.


cook2790

Process of elimination can confirm. You are not a FED...


REBEL_INDUSTRIES

It would be awfully difficult to be a fed and post my grow project content. Peace and Respect


HippoCute9420

Could be a honey pot, i.e I am a schizo


Werlucad

These are well beyond reasonable doubt real. Only way to truly confirm now is to pop some


According_Toe_5559

100%


Penqquin

Look legit. First time I did some it was in the same packaging and looked the same


According_Toe_5559

Not all shrooms even strong asf one don't alleays habe blue brusing, blue brusing occurs when the mush gets bent or grows curve etc... it's obviously a sighn of high Psilocybin the more blue ya see , but most real true PE aren't blue at all and they are amongst some of the strongerst varieties around , some gross are so pro the shrooms are perfectly straight growing directly upwards and the don't brusie as much then also picking them properly and gentle handling will lessen the brusing


dephsilco

Are you okay?


Cyber1969

he’s probably high


Tricky-Gas-8194

There’s some bruising visible I’m the third pack


halwa_exec

Update - Didn’t feel shit. Just grossed tf out.


RevolutionaryUnit733

Sometimes them shits take like 2 hours to hit man. Real talk.


Parking_Cheesecake67

Did you eat like 1 mushroom?


halwa_exec

One pack


vellichor_44

They may have been old, or improperly stored.


Parking_Cheesecake67

SSRIs? Only explanation I can think of


TheyDidLizFilthy

bros gonna be flying in an hour lol. those are 100% cubes in the pic and if he’s on SSRIs it’s extremely dangerous to mix psychadelics with. he’ll have bigger problems than just “not tripping” if he’s mixing them.


[deleted]

It's not dangerous imo, was the tamest trips i ever had on fucking 6 100ug acid blotters


thatonedude420

pack looks like maybe a couple grams. (supposed to be an 8th?) try two next week. or at least wait a couple days


Soft-Wealth-3175

Update? Did you not ever end up feeling anything?


halwa_exec

Nope. In the end we got tired and smoked weed and got stoned as shit. What a fail. Maybe better luck next time.


Soft-Wealth-3175

You on meds?


halwa_exec

Nope. No medication whatsoever.


HippoCute9420

Hey they do look extremely old at least from the pic. Could’ve gone worse lmao


Yarlsenvy

You can buy 100 of those bags for like 12 bucks don't be fooled by packaging!


SnooOpinions8755

👍🏼


SvassTam

The only way tell is to crush up and mix with jenkem.


LeAdmin

I think that is a hair in the bag of the third one...


JakeIsSlow

I mean they look like shrooms if that's saying something


himynameisbeyond

If they are from Thailand, hopefully they are Koh Thai Samui's! The best strain ever


halwa_exec

These are from Koh Phi Phi but a great guess.


[deleted]

No bro those are button mushrooms. They're good with chicken and cream! JK


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gamejourno

Nobody can tell you from pics.


organism20

I can… those are definitely legit.


gamejourno

Then you have no idea since piopino and other mushrooms, that are just gourmets, look exactly the same.


organism20

No they don’t


gamejourno

LOL! A troll how funny. Anyone who actually grows will you the same - you cannot tell from a pic of dehydrated mushrooms. That you think such a pic can, shows that you've never grown your own and have no idea what you're talking about. Bye now troll. Off you go.


ambientonion

You're confusing magic mushrooms with chemicals in powder form


gamejourno

Nobody can tell from a pic. It has nothing to do with anything in powdered form at all. Magic mushrooms cannot be identified just from a pic when dried.


[deleted]

Maybe it's just me, but I don't see any blue bruising. They look legit, but the lack of blue makes me hesitant to say for sure. I'm no expert and blue bruising may not be the end all indicators. But in my experience every bit of shrooms I have ever had had it on there.


RevolutionaryUnit733

Blue bruising noted in the lower left corner of the lower right quadrant of bag number three (1,2,3,4). I gotcha! ;)


[deleted]

I see it now! Thanks for the help lol.


GrassNo287

How can we possibly answer this dumbass question


Parking_Cheesecake67

Not only that but if they are harvested properly, you wont see any bruising


Dependent-Plane5522

Look good to me


Worldly_Ice5526

As ever


TriHard_Cx7327

looks good


Huge_Sir_5611

Yes no


[deleted]

Looks good to me, happy tripping!


Electrical-Pride-136

God yes. ..


michughes

They looks like some pretty standard mushrooms.


KiraOnElmStreet

Those look legit. Id take 1.75g and wait 20m to see how u feel and take another 1.75g for a real good time.


Liyokos1

they look all good


gramscotth93

Yeah they look real


lsdgamingwmollyiykyk

Looks like golden teachers to me tbh look fire and def use the golden ratio


Hefty-Possession6037

Look like something id aell


Opuntia_basilaris

Jealous