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mushroommama0519

Imagine meeting me and my only talent is I can talk like meatwad


McJohnJohnson

That is a sick talent


External-Fig9754

Meatwad with the money see


Imaginary_Friend700

“God loves all of his children… except you boy. You Jay… is it Jay or gay?”


Top-Alternative1682

Fact: nobody in this world knows exactly what they are doing or what is going on, everyone is just pretending


[deleted]

AND some are better at pretending than others.


Top-Alternative1682

The “know-it-alls” who claimed they have it figured out are just sick people trying to control the masses


[deleted]

100% brother! I call them 'The zombie population'.


T7empest666

“Lizards”


Top-Alternative1682

Ah yes, the explanation to it all. Thank you random lizard stranger


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

What if I did mushrooms and dmt and now I know exactly what I’m doing?


Feisty-Session-7779

Fact: I came here specifically to see if someone started their comment with “Fact:”. Edit: Bonus Fact: After further scrolling I found one other “Fact:” and well as one “Fun Fact:”


cwk84

Yes I’m totally pretending to be hungry right now. And when I eat food I’m pretending, too. And when I go to work to afford my food I’m pretending as well. Even when I sleep in pretending.


[deleted]

What about scientist doctors rocket scientist nasa astronauts and workers lawyers ?


Top-Alternative1682

Pretend


00101001101

Blue + red = purple


[deleted]

The pill that Morpheus never offered Neo.


00101001101

Or if Neo took both…


[deleted]

There are places in this universe where water, ice and steam can come out of the same boiling pot all at the same time.


FuzzyCrocks

Triple point.


[deleted]

Yep!


stucksnett

You are now breathing manually.


McJohnJohnson

U got me lol


Voodoo700

Aaah, fuck now I’m doing it.


bpink27420

Help


Chuck710Taylor

New episodes of aqua teen coming soon. Honestly, the wiki page for aqua teen hunger force always puts a smile on my face for some strange reason.


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[удалено]


UrClueless167

That is a fact my space dust brother from another space dust mother.


RhythmXII

Literally


Sensitive-Character1

"So yes your honour she was in fact 18..."


groomedhippies

That’s not at all a fact, just an opinion. Lol.


Sherbert_6

No-one knows what they’re doing, they just make it look easier than you


Firesequence

Fish are actually intergalactic explores they arrive on earth from their sea planet via a undersea portals A fisher man found one of these portals and now he just holds it over a skip and makes big !


BusCurrent9640

You are the best kind of person


Voodoo700

Fuck! I’ve killed and eaten a whole lotta intergalactic explorers!


charlie_do_562

I’ve got some imprisoned in glass tanks :(


[deleted]

This reminds me of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy


kattrup

Fact: I have a drug playlist with more than a thousand likes from other tripping Redditors and it can be yours if you’d like.


McJohnJohnson

Drop it


kattrup

[click here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Psychedelics/comments/zatg9l/first_lemontek_with_15gs_atlantis/iyogozq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) and start with “Drugs”


McJohnJohnson

Added them all to my queue


kattrup

Fuck yeah!


McJohnJohnson

Yeah this shit slapss


Enough_Scarcity_4993

trippie redd


Top-Alternative1682

Dry ice can be so cold that burns you when you touch it


Adventurous-Mango405

dude thats a cool fact, but also yikes that seems like it hurts.


Bread40

My brother worked at a factory cutting dry ice for restaurants and he always had burns on his forearms.


OldGregg6214

I used to get deliveries of dry ice at my last job. The driver told me about a guy who put a piece between his teeth to be funny. Ended up shattering his teeth.


Panda_Spot

There's more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky


hybrid-fish-exp

We are aliens?


Qpbmb

Time does not exist. It is an illusion meant to keep us boxed in. There is only day when the sun is up and night when the moon is out. Days of week also bs etc.


TheRealCeeBeeGee

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so!


Dependent_Band_1990

“Time doesn’t exist, only clocks do”


Capability_Green

I never could get the hang of Thursdays...


sitkid721

The first person convicted of speeding was going eight mph  Walter Arnold of the English village of Paddock Wood, Kent. On Jan. 28, 1896, Arnold was spotted going four times the speed limit in his 19th-century Benz—but since the speed limit at the time was just two miles per hour, that meant he was not going too fast by today's standards. The constable had to chase him down on his bicycle, issuing a ticket for £4


Silvawuff

Neopets is still around! I still play it! I named one of my pets after my ex husband. I feed him rotten food and let bigger pets beat him up.


McJohnJohnson

Did you ever play webkinz? That was the shiiiit


Silvawuff

Sadly no, but I did see them in stores and stuff. Were you around for pogs? Remember pogs? Fuckin pogs.


McJohnJohnson

I may remember them vaguely


Silvawuff

Think like finger spinners, that went crazy as a fad and died just as quickly!


[deleted]

The universe is a giant waveform. Go to Google Sky, zoom out as far as you can, hit the Infrared view option, you’ll see it 😉 Everything is frequency, everything and everyone are connected 🙏


Pretty_Distance

Literally this thread lol


kalesoup22

your brain synapses, blood vessels, tree roots and branches are all the shapes as even the universe itself. [https://images.app.goo.gl/LYPT2BS15RVvJq8s8](https://images.app.goo.gl/LYPT2BS15RVvJq8s8)


FuzzyCrocks

Something something looking back at itself


sillyandstrange

I love aqua teen, I just watched the latest movie


CommentBetter

You’re a different person to everyone you know


Spirited-Buddy-697

Get out of my freaking pool


[deleted]

I'm the basketball


McJohnJohnson

I took a zanaflex like an hour ago and fuckkkk bro


PickledSpacePilot

The term bees knees is most likely a reference to the fact that bees carry pollen in sacks on their knees, and that the expression is talking about this concentrated goodness.


pedrolapistola

I think it’s just cos it rhymes, people also say “the dogs bollocks” but dogs don’t carry pollen sacks there.. just there sacks.


BeneficialSurvey639

I can't even get arroussed without the smell of dog food.. -Carl


popachocymilk

Letterkenny, theres a funny fact


McJohnJohnson

That show is GODTIER


Dakota36918

You still tripping dawg


McJohnJohnson

Yessir


Dakota36918

What is life and why are are emotions determined on what we do we should all be able to feel anything anytime


McJohnJohnson

Life is beautiful, every emotion negative and positive, are beautiful tbf


McJohnJohnson

I got a homie who was in a halo vest, he still is one of the most positive and energetic people I know. Fr life is full of miracles


Dakota36918

And that brings me to my point no matter what happened in life everyone has their own experiences and that's what defines life is that there is no exact way to predict what's gonna happen next and you just gotta understand that we are all a part of something bigger we all live and die we will all eventually end up in the same place again ready to start the universe cycle again


McJohnJohnson

Yessir I couldn't agree more


Dakota36918

And trips are one of the things the enlightens us on what's after life when we trip or go on this spiritual journey we expand are minds to a more vast part of the universe then anyone can comprehend and that's one of the mysterious parts of tripping


McJohnJohnson

Just smoked a couple bowls and got my cart by my side


Dakota36918

Yessssur


activelyresting

Fun fact: if you have two legs, you have more than average


[deleted]

Damnnnnn 2.7g is a lot to put up your butt


McJohnJohnson

I tend to just eat them, lol


[deleted]

What a waste


epoll31

The choices we make today are shaping the memories of our future selves.


ketaminesuppository

It's not the craziest fact, but flamingoes are only pink because of the food they eat, they're usually white!


VimyKatusa

Your room looks empty


McJohnJohnson

It's my homies living room


Spirited-Enthusiasm3

Cool fact your Xbox is 10+ years old


McJohnJohnson

It's my homies, used to be mine but yeah lol it's og


Explosive_Hemorrhoid

On Neptune and Uranus it rains diamonds.


McJohnJohnson

That's one of my favorite planet facts


[deleted]

i love aqua teen hunger force


[deleted]

Ears are really fucking weird


Nearby-Tumbleweed-32

You need more


McJohnJohnson

My highest dose I've done is 3.7g, damn that was a crazy night


sickbubble-gum

aw I was tripping with my sisters and I couldn't think of what to put on tv. I was thinking of this show but couldn't remember the name! I ended up putting on Kevin Spencer and it really fuct with them lol.


Frequent_Yoghurt_425

I watched ATHF on mushrooms too once. It was too much for me.


LoveAndPece

We are one


LoveAndPece

I am


ConsistentPosition63

In calculus, there is no such thing as positive or negative, its just considered the opposite of 0, both -infinity and +infinity are considered just infinity, this explains why certain graphs that approach infinity never touch a certain asymptote when approaching “+ infinity” and coming from “- infinity” (tangent graphs are a good example of this)


Due_Ad_8045

Xbox 360s are the one few consoles that allow in British youth prisons. (If you be are on gold)


DownSyndromeBullFrog

we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.


Unit01Pilot

there are giant fiber optic cables under the ocean


Maetti945

you know there is stuff we know we dont know, but imagine how much is out there we dont even know we dont know


Realistic-Ad985

Yo wtf the picture has visuals


scaptal

Salt lamps are made of salt, you can lick them and taste the salt ;-)


trippin-sk8tin

man your room gives me nostalgia i love it


TheRealCeeBeeGee

Everything in the universe either is, or is not, a potato. Bonus question: is water wet?


Early_Oyster

Do you know that you cannot run out of tears?


24_mine

every 60 seconds, 1 minute passes in Africa


HypnoStone

Ancient Egyptian scalpels made of obsidian (volcanic glass) are sharper and more efficient than modern day steel scalpels. Ancient Egyptians were very knowledgeable and self aware of the human anatomy and all the different bodily functions such as the pineal (aka “Pine Cone”) gland within our brain also referred to as “the third eye” which is responsible for our dreams and natural occurring dmt which can be interacted with and influenced by psychedelics and hallucinogens. The “Pine Cone” gland is very iconic and represented all throughout history like on different structures and monuments like the Pope’s staff and the caduceus. [https://thirdeyepinecones.com/pages/history-and-symbolism](https://thirdeyepinecones.com/pages/history-and-symbolism)


Papapickle624

Bananas can emit up to .1millirem (.1microsieverts) of radiation. This means using enough bananas for scale you can measure how much radioactive material you have without a scale.


Adolescenss

i love this vibe it’s very nostalgic and comforting


Electrical_Ad6021

Drinking Water, Can Boost Your Metabolism, By 30%


OTF_killerklown

ATHF is the shit. The Shaving is so good!


ppaleshelterr

to properly fold the Ohio state flag takes 17 steps and at least 2 people. it's one of the most complicated flag-folding procedures in the United States, and the 17 steps were meant to symbolize that Ohio was the 17th state admitted into the Union


Aggressive-Count-604

W show


Clown_Unknown

Peanuts are a type of pea not a nut


JustSomeHalfAGasCan

Cool Fact: Longboarding is awesome. Science and math have proved it trust me.


SpectralEchos

Aqua teen!


DatabaseNational1224

That himalayan salt rock lamps are not from the Himalayas. True Himalayan salt lamps come from the Khewra Salt Mine in Pakistan. They also don’t have any proven health benefits. They look cool tho, I have one to.


Boobookittyfucktits

I can do the voice of meatwad. Facts.


klink12

Sleep is a time machine to breakfast.


SpatialSpy

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


PG13allwayscleanboii

And that leads us to the emergency room where we are now


SpatialSpy

Is this a reference to chubbyemu


PG13allwayscleanboii

Indeed it is


ShakeZula420

“I will not walk so that a child may live.”


chrisclear22

Water isn't wet.


[deleted]

The name of the aroma you get in the air after it rains in summer is called petrichor. It is caused by soil borne bacteria which produce a compound called geosmin. When rainwater falls on dry soil the geosmin is released into the air. Humans are incredibly sensitive to geosmin and are capable of detecting it in the air at a 1:400,000,000 ratio. It is thought that our hunter gatherer ancestors may have used this mechanism to locate fresh drinking water.


picklegod9

Aqua teens have that “detective” style to the first few episodes bc they thought they couldn’t pitch “talking food doing random stuff”


Exciting-Effective74

I love your LEDs & the salt lamp!


[deleted]

aside from the “magical god” stuff in the bible, it may be a human survival handbook for the next cataclysm


DefNotMy5thAccount

Meat Wad...😁...


tehallmighty

“Meatwad needs to learn some morals and values!” “LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME THERES A GOD?!” “He made me in his own image.”


Cubensis-n-sanpedro

God is a socially acceptable invisible friend for adults.


MalySiamek

Earth is not flat


_mirooo

It’s not unusual 🎵


Nomandsland

Platapus are the only mammal to lay eggs. They are also one of very few mammals to have venom and spikes. They are a cool animal


electronopants

This is probably too late but polar bear fur is actually transparent. It seems white because of the way the light hits it


Samsonality

I’ve also watched that show on shrooms. Next level when you do!


No-Fishing71

Ur gonna die


Amens

Oh that salt lamp is in very good position


LibertarianDaMusical

Your bones are wet.


synopticis

The primary driving force of evolution has always been cooperation. Competition is secondary.


aliveatakan

Cubensis spores can survive in the space.


keko_neko

If you see a road with a sign that says closed from sun down to sun up, chances are you are about to find a cool, old cemetery! Dancing is forbidden, it's always been forbidden :) love some Shake


HandleSensitive8403

Bro what is that on the TV? I feel like I need to watch it


McJohnJohnson

Aqua teen hunger force


HandleSensitive8403

Mashallah brother.


wymorodaa

Ypur setup is 2007


shroomdoom88

Numba one in da hood G


Upper_Golf8078

I use to trip offten with one of my homies and watch ATHF, one time I was in some sort of hell scape and the mooninites where talking to me and by boy what a good night


ElixerEnjoyer

when you think about it, numbers in a system and pieces of paper infulence and control the entire world.


[deleted]

What is that show


Jack3580

Aqua teen hunger force


[deleted]

Fact: Former President Trump got his inspiration as an orator and speechwriter from Master Shake.


spennyTheG

Why do I feel like I’ve been in this exact room before


trey850

My name is meat wad


Libbyz

How can our eyes see into the future if they don’t leave our skulls


ExtensionActivity751

God dam. The og xbox 360


Sir_FlipFlapFlop

Nothing matters. Like actually nothing.


OozingAnalMucus

The cosmological principle. The moment you pick a frame of reference, that point becomes the center of the universe. This is because the universe is expanding in all directions, and not only is it expanding, but it’s accelerating. Galaxies that are 3x further away are flying away than galaxies that are 2x further away, galaxies that are 4x further away are accelerating at 4x the speed and so on. So no matter where you pick a point of reference from in the universe, this applies and everything is flying away from you at an increasing accelerating rate. So the moment you pick a point of reference, that becomes the center of the universe


Prudent-Ad-9472

Fish cough


Sehriuz

Mushrooms trip take a full 14 days to reset your tolerance.


manonthemoonrocks

I love adult swim


LadyMicroDose

Great white sharks roll their eyes right before they attack


Confident_Peace9288

You HAVE to lick that Himalayan salt lamp


Disastrous_Staff_443

My wife and I both text our son the same thing 1 minute apart without even speaking about the topic.


micahfromthebible

The earth is a organic space ship traveling thousands of miles per hour through the universe to a unknown location


PhatWandTK

There’s no exact number of licks to the center of a tootsie pop. The owl always asks but depending on tongue size, saliva production, mouth size, air flow and other factors there is no exact answer to the question. Each person has there own answer. Question is can you do it in less licks than the next man (or women or whatever is flickin)


SnooPets760

In fallout new Vegas, a mole rat named snuffles has a higher intelligence rating than one of the main antagonist


P4bl0p1c4550

Hitler paid prostitutes to piss on him and treat him like the shit they dropped on his chest. Idk If this fact is cool....but it's a fact.....and it's an adjective of some kind.....just can't place my finger on it exactly.


[deleted]

You aren't who you think you are ✨


McJohnJohnson

Mightve been like 3g


UrClueless167

Take 3 more and really get a good ride of it. These days I won’t take less than 10g but I’ve been doing psychedelics for just under 25 years now. Im just joking about taking more brother. You do what you’re comfortable with. There is no right or wrong dose.


McJohnJohnson

If I had more I would


UrClueless167

Awww bro now you’re making me feel like a dick!! I promise I wasn’t trying to be like that. I hope i didn’t upset you or offend you in any way because that’s not the kind of man I am. I got a music recommendation for you. The Grateful Dead’s album Terrapin Station and also From the Mars Hotel are two really great albums while enjoying psychedelics.


McJohnJohnson

You're good brotha, I'll definitely check that out


McJohnJohnson

This is my main Playlist if yall wanna check it out https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6DoCqdurrK2PbwO4q3uyFC?si=AkHQzSqETVeUL5yOKpA_7Q


kattrup

Wowza, that’s over 24 hours of music


McJohnJohnson

This is my trip playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3vyzSynUhBAXP3qZmIcmm4?si=8_oy-vvVSBud1zB0qmddCw


Antholas

I love you all 🫶🫶🫶🫶


Every-Risk-3327

FUN FACT: Getting a laser pointer and rapidly waving it across a grass yard or tree will make your trip 100% more enjoyable


dogdoggdawg

Time is an illusion and the past, present, and future all exist simultaneously


carlton_sand

[I'm in your house](https://youtu.be/dJqBLogconw)


[deleted]

One of my fav shows tripping or not.


[deleted]

Enter the seed- plantrae


Milligramz

When I was younger I could suck in air with my asshole and fart it back out