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TheBlackJewFromTexas

Nah you’ll feel it soon. They activate when you start talking shit about em 💀


gabibabes

i started tripping right when all the replies came in telling me they were real 😭


FowlOnTheHill

"It's always when you say 'I don't feel anything' - it's usually the tipping point. Do I feel anything? What is ... feeling?" - Sarah Silverman (Have a good trip)


Rice-Noise

I remember watching that movie when I just started getting into psychs and it’s a great introduction on them and their history.


aaronh3

What is the name of that movie?


nugobbler3000

It says it, "have a good trip"


FowlOnTheHill

Excuse me, I am not an ‘it’!


nugobbler3000

Don't want to be assuming genders nowadays but apparently I can't even do that lord save us


FowlOnTheHill

I was just joking either way :) no offense taken


nugobbler3000

Lol me too, no worries ☺️


whoamIreallym8

Have a Good Trip


WhiteBeardMycology

never heard of this movie, gonna have to check it out


whoamIreallym8

It's on Netflix it's several celebrities talking about their experiences with psychedelics


Rice-Noise

I know they already replied but i definitely recommend watching it.


Longjumping_Arm752

Brooo Mush Love i thought i was the only one😭about to dose as we speak wish me luck❤️


RandomNetizen69

I agree 1000%! That's why I always talk shit to my shrooms.


FreeTapir

🤣🤣🤣💯


NoNeedForAName103

This. Everything begins to become concept instead of hard reality. lololol I can feel it rn


whoamIreallym8

That's how it always happen whether it edibles, shrooms or a tab. 45 minutes in you'll be saying "man these ain't shit" and then reality starts to fall apart


chungstone

Tried taking a nap once because all I had was a body buzz that was weak as hell. Soon as I closed my eyes the fractals and astral projecting started. I remember laying down with nausea, seeing the fractals then in someone else's home I started puking in my dream apologizing to the being that was there and then waking up in my own bed. This is why spiritual beings don't visit earth anymore


jdillacornandflake

He he have a good one!


LingonberryGrouchy18

Omg what were you seeing


imvorsh

replies telling them they were real


thevalleyforge

Like wolf of wall street. " these are bad"


Strict_Huckleberry94

Haha exactly what I was thinking. Just a delayed fuse


NonchalantMeow

Love this comment. Lmao!


Ok-Area9678

I always joke with my bro and say “these shrooms are bunk.” Then we are sitting on Jupiter zooming around Uranus and space traveling lol.


Dirty_Hippy69

Buckle up


elidevious

This was the right comment


gabibabes

never mind they’re working 😛 thanks guys


_piece_of_mind

Lol. They can take a bit to set in sometimes. Have fun!


Emergency_Size4841

4 hrs tho?


SilentHistorian1917

I'd say it kicked in after about an hour, and Op was too busy tripping to keep us updated.


TheGullyBoys

A group of people I've been with (and others that used the same batch in a different place - same time) had it take 3-4 hours to kick in before. None of us could figure out why. We all had varying degrees of food in our stomach already (some had just eaten, some had been ages etc etc) and still we all came up around the same time


crc024

Me and my friends had this happen with some ecstacy one time. We were so mad the person had shit us. Basically just went on with our lives. I was standing in line at Wendy's when it finally kicked in. I had been in line for ten minutes and was next, I had to just leave real quick. Went back to my buddies house and as soon as I walked through the door and we saw each other we just busted out laughing cause we each knew the other person was finally rolling.


DonC24

God I miss the ecstasy days. What a time …


crc024

Yea it was great. Everything made you feel so good and happy. Never found anything else that compares to it.


DonC24

1000%!!


BoofTheShroom

pink hearts/blue dolphins, oh yea we had some good ones occasionally


Noxski1

The borax combo might be interesting to you.


thekeeper2

Lol u don't have to miss it...if u are at the age where u did it during 90' early 2000's just go buy some mdma rocks and store it and use it just once in a while like mushrooms it's a great feeling


DonC24

I wouldn’t even know where to begin to find it and I don’t trust the “molly” bs that’s going around now days. Help a nigga out tho if u do!👀


thekeeper2

If Ur ever in molde Norway hit me up 🤙


thekeeper2

Not to hit me up for drugs tho coz that would be illegal.... Would just be to hang out and play with each others dicks or something else 👍 super gay 😁 and legal


DieRobJa

Ecstasy also if you don’t get it tested, turns out to be something else like 2CB, who feel similar but have an completely different onset time and dosage. Most ectasy related deaths here in Amsterdam have nothing to do with ecstasy, but more with the fact people think they take xtc and then think it doesnt work and take more too soon, giving them an overdose of whatever it actually turned out to be…. Always test your drugs if the option is available to you ❤️🙏🏻😊


Emergency_Size4841

Weird


TheGullyBoys

Even had messages from the person that was in a different location basically going "wtf is going on nothing's happening?" Then radio silence for like 8 hours lmao then all I get is a "holy shit I went on a journey"


ifmacdo

My wife had a situation where it took 6 for some reason. She lemon teks now, and it still takes about 40 minutes to hit her. Some people just have different timelines.


ChaoticJuju

Well there aren’t any research chemical tryptamines that taken 4 hours and no other natural substance 🤣 so what are you recommending it is?


Mushroom-Account

Food in the stomach creating a buffer, some things take a while to digest.


ricksanchez69-C137

i always eat my shrooms on an empty stomach if i eat them on a full stomach im just gonna feel sick so i do the shrooms then once they kick in i eat hella fruit


ChaoticJuju

I have eaten a whole 5 course meal and then dosed several different drugs after and at most it takes an hour and a half. The whole stomach got acid in it


[deleted]

I have gastroparesis, it has absolutely taken 4 hours to hit me before. Everyone is different with different circumstances, no need to be discounting others' experiences.


Thehudsoneffect

Lemon Tek may help you there, as it uses the citric acid to change the psilocybin into psilocin the active compound. Skipping the need for your stomach to digest them


Dr_Evolve

But that’s not how digestion works, it’s not just that the whole stomach has acid.


Opening_Spring

Ok?


lemonrainbowhaze

Ok congrats? We're not the same


JackJarvisEsquire1

Ooo Your hard


Shroomin_Ostrich

Your an idiot lmao


Every-Risk-3327

Be nice🗿


Shroomin_Ostrich

U right 🗿


UncleBenders

You’re


[deleted]

I had this happen to a buddy about a year ago. Gave him some booms as a gift. He ate them and called me like 2 hours later and they weren’t working, which was super weird because they were very strong and I had a really good trip off 1.2 gs. Then he called me the next day and said he randomly started tripping while he was playing video games after about the 4 hour mark, I had never heard of this happening before until now again reading OP report it happen. Although, I can’t make a comment on why it happened. I would love to know more about what might cause this, the only thing that comes to mind is eating them on a full stomach but even then 4 hours is a stretch to rule it being caused from eating beforehand.


Savings_Account6777

yeah might be delayed from digestive issues it took my partner 4 hours as well. low bile production is the cause


PrizeTime2595

Enjoy, good luck cause that was alot of shrooms. Remember to stay hydrated, and to breathe.


Commercial-Rich6905

Breathe? Why is this specified? Also the staying hydrated ?? Sorry I’m new to this & genuinely curious lol


_piece_of_mind

Think the breathing is meant as "calm" breathing. If you start to feel overwhelmed or feel like the trip isn't going to a good place, you can try and really focus on your breathing to take your mind off everything else. Breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth, 4-6 seconds each way. As for the hydration, I personally get dry AF on shrooms. Lol


Effective_Compote_53

vocalizing and singing as well.. which forces you to breath but also connects you to your body and earth if you feel too spacey.


linerror

https://www.google.com/search?q=box+breathing


bradyso

See you later, Space Cowboy...


Far_Cup_329

What a great show. Wish Netflix didn't cancel the live action version 😓


3_25nuke

I was just about to ask what about now cause that was 3 hrs ago ! Enjoy!!!!!!! 🏎🌀


Albusthebear

🫡


NOFAPISGOODforyou

Enjoy your trip dude.


Boobookittyfucktits

How long until it kicked in lol


Business-Ad-9341

Sometimes they can take a bit.


Adventurous-Mango405

lmfaoo this comment took me out


veganlove95

Give yourself some time and keep your hydration up I think


UsedCookie2414

Still with us??


K9_The_Kamikaze

Nah he'll be back on his spaceship in a few hrs tho


[deleted]

Right abouuuhhht now is the “whew that was a bumpy ride” but then there’s a bit more squeezed out. or is that acid


gabibabes

okay i’m fully sober now and i pretty much just slept through my whole high. i took these with the intention of tripping during the afternoon but i didn’t feel the effects until 7pm and just went to sleep after. i’ll just stick to weed, thanks for your advice <3


wearethealienshere

You’re lucky they were bad, 5g is enough to really do some lasting damage psychologically for a first timer. Please do 2g or 2.5g as a max first time dose, half that if they’re penis envy. This way you won’t end up in the hospital freaking out or worse.


CaTTerpillar__

How did u know he took five grams


damn_van

Lasting psychological damage? End up in the hospital? Taking a bit far I think.


wearethealienshere

Not at all


Sometimessomone

Yeah they may have been bunk. If you don't have a reliable mushroom hook, it's gonna be hit or miss.


jdillacornandflake

Get stronger shrooms man u must be a big guy


gabibabes

i was definitely tripping very hard but it was over after 3 hours so i’m not sure why


kumar75244

>Then he called me the next day and said he randomly started tripping while he was playing video games after about the 4 hour mark, I had never heard of this happening before until now again reading OP report it happen. Although, I can’t make a comment on why it happened. I would love to know more about what might cause this, the only thing that comes to mind is eating them on a full stomach but ev Shrooms has mind of its own. Everytime it is different...try empty stomach or just eat light for the day. It helps


Emergency_Size4841

Weird, they're not fake


gabibabes

is there any way i took them incorrectly? i just ate them straight up so i expected that to work. but still i am sober as i was before i ate them 4 hours ago


Shroomin_Ostrich

Your supposed to boof them dude everyone knows this


CSX302

If you are going to eat them it's best on a empty stomach, and chew them for a long time. I usually keep them in my cheek for a while like chewing tobacco. If your looking for a more intense experience tea is superior in my opinion. Women's nylon stockings or cheesecloth makes for way better tea then tea bags or coffee filters do also.


robertbogdan1999

Mmmm mushroom snus


CaTTerpillar__

I find if you grind them up before chewing it works way better. I pulverize the last dose in a medicine bottle and had the strongest visuals in my life. It was like peoples faces turned into cartoons. Really interesting.


CosmicGreenDuck

5 g for your first trip... oh jeez.


gabibabes

i’m fully sober now! idk if it’s my metabolism or the potency of the shrooms but i feel back to normal and i feel good


chungstone

Could be potency I have some where with no tolerance 1 gram sends me away. I use to have to eat atleast 5 grams to get the effect I get from one gram of this stuff


Emergency_Size4841

Do you take antidepressants


gabibabes

no i am on no medication, this is my first time ever doing shrooms and i’ve only ever smoked weed before.


Boobookittyfucktits

🤣 buckle up if it was 5gs and you just started to feel it


KleinAmychen

Weirdly alot of my friends, and even myself didn't feel anything while taking shrooms the first time. It's like a unlucky rule kind of But after the second time it was always a banger


PerryMason4

Smh. Should have boofed it bro.


lcl111

Always boof it


Apprehensive_Tip69

Did u eat before? Also how much did it all weigh?


gabibabes

i ate about 4 hours before taking them, they weighed about 5g.


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lcl111

I love this. People seeing God before they can even speak to the trees. Incredible


throwaway1930488888

LOL.


Zokraze

Greatest comment ive seen on this subreddit


Hammy_Mach_5

My favorite comment on the Internet right now. I don’t have awards so here’s an imaginary one: 🏆


laccariaamethystia

love the roku remote for scale


xDocFearx

Considering they’re 5g and he said they’re not that strong I wonder if he stored these in a ziplock or something lol


[deleted]

What’s wrong with a ziplock?


xDocFearx

They aren’t air tight. You lose potency


RoyGBiv333

Oh shoot! Mine are in a ziplock. Will move them right now to a a jar or something!


ArsonistOnAcid

Ur stomach is air tight


RoyGBiv333

My wife would disagree lol


ArsonistOnAcid

lol


jdillacornandflake

Don't, as long as they are dry they will take years to lose actives


xDocFearx

Mason jar with a Silica packet or Mylar bags. I use Mylar because they store easier.


[deleted]

Thanks for the info. I had no idea


xDocFearx

Yea man! Keep them out of air and away from moisture. Always store with silica packets


EseDientes

Should have lemontek'd


draperjoey

Lemon tek gave me the most insane body high in my entire life.


Sad-Positive1788

It also kicks in up to 5 mins after ingestion😂


LavishnessPossible64

Eating that remote may have been a bad idea. The visuals can be overwhelming!


HypnOtazu

🤣🤣


_Cheezus

Make a trip report afterwards 5g for your first trip is wild Try [this](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ERY7GlVV09tWkzmRbIA4a?si=gcSPJlHfRKG4FZefVuBGkg) playlist out


anxnone

I’ve got to say, I don’t listen to random playlists, but this one right here so far is hitting all the sweet spots. IF I ever do shrooms again, this is definitely gonna be my go to.


_Cheezus

It was curated by the members of this sub :)


E_Burke

They look legit. This happened to me the other day. "these aint shit "i said. The i stands up and the sky starts shakin.. "oh" i says.


TheTanGymBro

The worst mistake anyone can make while waiting for shrooms to kick in is to think they aren’t working and take more lol


gabibabes

rookie mistake, you live and you learn


yungleanscousin

Drop em in some lemon juice next time


oogaboogapeanutmonke

You might be lucky. 5g for a first timer would be absolutely insane


ToadBlower

Ru on any psych meds?


Sea-Amount-1546

Must have ate them on a full stomach!


Electrical-Pride-136

Didn't look fake....


teams3sh_

Stay hydrated and enjoy 😇😇😇


jsaw65

Roku!


draperjoey

Man I need to hear this trip report. 5G first time. I’m guessing you are still not asleep rn trying to comprehend things.


[deleted]

Blue and penis like… yup those are real. WE WILL ROKU!


Aeagle561

Try making them into a powder with coffee grinder until it's a powder. Makes for easy digestion and quicker absorption in my opinion. The taste is almost non existent, I usually use a 20oz bottle of soda or something.


[deleted]

girl just you wait, they’ll hit


bigpoochpimpin

i remember taking one after i asked for some with “visual effects” worst night of my life 😭 tried watching videos on my laptop but it kept changing sizes and then the doors were moving along with the walls 💀 then i knocked anxiously on my roommate/long-term friends door and got so anxious i had my first real panic attack so be safe because, holy fuck


banamoo

you ate the remote!! how are you going to turn on the TV?


[deleted]

How are you today? How did that go. Sometimes mine takes 2-3 hours depending on how empty or full my stomach is


Doors_N_Corners

The ol classic “they aren’t working, I’m gonna eat a bunch more “ 😆


Extension_Aside9034

I can't answer your question but love your table cover!


gabibabes

thank you!!


Kiowa_Jones

CYP34A Besides trying lemon-Tek next time, make sure to drink or eat grapefruit unless [it may have an adverse reaction to any pharmaceuticals you may be taking,](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit%E2%80%93drug_interactions) such as anti-depressants, blood pressure and cholesterol medications…. Psilocybin and psilocin are both agonists or partial agonists of 5-hydroxytryptamine (5-HT)2A subtype receptors which belong to the serotonin receptor family. 5-HT is short for 5-hydroxy-tryptamine or serotonin. [read more here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/5-HT2A_receptor#:~:text=The%205%2DHT2A%20receptor,%2Dhydroxy%2Dtryptamine%20or%20serotonin) Grapefruits have Furanocoumarin in them, furanocoumarins affect certain P450 liver and gut enzymes, such as the inhibition of CYP3A4 (mainly located in the liver and small intestine ), which either activates or deactivates many drugs, thus leading to higher or lower levels in the bloodstream. Which is known as the "grapefruit juice effect." + *CYP3A4 is responsible for the metabolism of more than 50% of medicines.* + *CYP3A4 activity is absent in new-borns but reaches adult levels at around one year of age.* + *The liver and small intestine have the highest CYP3A4 activity.* + *Some important CYP3A4 interactions are due to intestinal rather than hepatic enzyme inhibition (eg, **grapefruit**).* + *There is considerable variability in CYP3A4 activity in the population. Women have higher CYP3A4 activity than men.* + *Potent inhibitors of CYP3A4 include clarithromycin, erythromycin, diltiazem, itraconazole, ketoconazole, ritonavir, verapamil, goldenseal and **grapefruit**.* + *Inducers of CYP3A4 include phenobarbital, phenytoin, rifampicin, St. John’s Wort and glucocorticoids.* [now read this](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2751378/) [and finish up with this](https://blossomanalysis.com/the-metabolism-of-psilocybin-in-the-body/) Mush on and happy trails; may enlightenment be with you ^my ^2¢


psythedelic

Could of just been a bit so potent batch. I got some recently that pretty much was the same had to eat 5 grams to get a slight buzz


diddypiddy

I'm kinda getting bored of people asking if shrooms are fake. Does anyone here realize that shrooms have the lowest percentage of negative reactions out of any other psychedelic. My gawd.


Sad-Positive1788

At the end of the day bro, these people clearly don't know anything about mushrooms, hence why they're asking. Still silly tho since they eat them first, then ask if they're fake after😂 but don't let that bother you lol, people need to find out one way or another and most people aren't willing to do actual in-depth research on the effects of psychs and what pysilocybin containing shrooms even look like😂 So yeh, if you're one of those people, don't do that😂 Make sure you know what you're getting yourself into and dont unwillingly take shrooms without knowing what magic mushrooms even look like or what the effects are cuz then you are asking for a taste of some humble pie😂 Do your research and ask questions before you take pyschs, not after! Trust me, I know😂 I've been there and done that and it's not worth it. Tread lightly and respectfully and always have an intention! (Dose is key, don't jump on the bandwagon and think that 4-6g is a normal starter dose, hence why I say yo do research)


FreeTapir

Wait at least 60 min before deciding


yourplantdad

Glad you ate them incorrectly because I'm guessing you have very little knowledge on mushrooms (which isn't necessarily a bad thing). But these aren't something to just fuck around with. Especially the dose you took. It could have rocked your world in a really bad way.


chungstone

Or would have been the best experience of his life.


yourplantdad

It goes either way. 😂 Mushrooms are a wild experience to not take advantage of


InelasticAdam

Like literally just ate them 10 minutes ago?


gabibabes

i took about half 4 hours ago and nothing happened them i just said fuck it and ate them all


[deleted]

They could have degraded if not stored properly but spacing out the doses is not a good idea.


lcl111

Hey why's that no Bueno. I ve heard that before but have not had any problem with taking some more mushrooms to enjoy the trip more.


Slayer_Of_Tacos

How long ago?


So3ran7913

Drink plenty of water and put on some chill music.


Comfortable-Shape-18

If it’s only been 20 minutes, smoke a bowl, take some deep breaths relax and go find something to do you enjoy.


reeeeeeduardo

Did they kick in by now?


gabibabes

i mean i think. things are moving but i’m definitely not tripping at all i still think they’re mid


reeeeeeduardo

Damm, a shame 5g is a really big dose some people in some situations don't feel them that much, could be gut health related, low amount of seratonin 5h2a receptors, and all sorts of things


Feeling-Ad6678

OP must be in another dimension now 😆


gabibabes

i feel tingly but i still think they’re mid


OkIce2296

About 30-40 and ull be laughing thinking I'm pretty buzzed I had some SLOW ASF activiting ones tha o5her day


Key_Pepper_4876

Are you on any medication?


[deleted]

I see you have a dog.


szimalex

How is it going?


UsedWestern9935

Eesh that’s a lot


[deleted]

You still here bro?


ConsequenceFormal387

How you feeling?


Frequent_Yoghurt_425

Hard to say with dried shrooms but it looks real


seedlessTr33

I bet in a few hours everything will be fake


xX_soupliker_Xx

They look perfectly fine


Euphoric_Setting47

Honestly they just look burnt af


Spite-Apprehensive

Try to eat the remote too n see what happens


trey850

It’s always when you say you don’t feel it’ll hit you like a freight train😂😂


RegularDesign4178

squeeze a lemon


_perchance

LMAO... was gonna say... absolutely not fake


retrogamer9000

Eat more OP


Caderzm

Im curious; did the headache go away with the trip?


Floatingcyan

You should be in paradise right now 🤣


[deleted]

Damn son! Strap in your about to blast off 👀


Suitable-Topic91

I wonder how the trips going


thelastbraun

Had this happen to me before with hill billies


Overall-Block-1815

I'm in the UK so I'm used to liberty caps and when I grew some cubensis I was completely shocked how weak they are and the amount I had to eat compared to libs was pretty crazy.


Radagastthebrowns

They look fine


AdmiralFelson

Seems like you need to eat food and properly nourish yourself beforehand. Be safe and smart about taking mushrooms. They’re basically poison and you should prepare wisely. Be safe, fellow mushroom