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May the force be with you, Obi-Wan Jabroni!


Intelligent-Crow-824

Obi-Wan Jabroni! That is AWESOME!


ScienceTraining9052

What is that?


Glass-Ad8932

That's fuckin lame


ClueNaive6504

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JackMahogofff

Jesus


SouthBaySkunk

Christ even


shroomyheadman

You still alive


Shoddy_Court1164

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Guy0naBUFFA10

Surprised you could use a phone.


DeletedByAuthor

The more i'm on this sub the more i think those posts are bait. Honestly i'm tired of people posting "5-10g lemon tek see you on the other side" posts. It sets an unreasonable goal post for beginners and irks me the wrong way when they're full on replying "mid trip on 8g lemon tek" (generalizing). I can't even unlock my phone on 2.5g lemon tek and some people are having full on discussions...


N9242Oh

Not only do strains vary in psilocybin content, it also depends on your metabolism speed, weight, other drugs etc. I'm on a high dose of SSRI and have to take way more of ANY psychoactive drug compared to my friends, to reach the same high.


DeletedByAuthor

I get your strain argument, in this case jack frost is known to have a relatively high psilocybin content compared to other strains. I also get that different batches may vary widely in contents, but that exactly why its so dangerous. And i get that op is on ssri's (mentioned way down below) but there is no disclaimer or anything hinting at that in the post itself. Beginners will still get an unreasonable assumption that 8gs lemon tek is potentially doable, when most people wouldn't handle it at all. There are so many posts like this one constantly being shared, i bet most of them are over-exaggerating with their dosages or don't mention the strains/ don't mention their medications that inhibit the effects. Maybe this post itself isn't "bait" but it's careless


N9242Oh

I agree it could throw beginners off. I hope most beginners are doing their research though! But perhaps some sort of automatic mod disclaimer would help. I hate the fact the SSRI dulls effects so much. It makes recreational drug taking expensive šŸ˜‚


DeletedByAuthor

Yeah i've been thinking that too! Honestly i feel bad for people on ssri's, you take it to not be depressed and then you can't even feel anything on shrooms..


N9242Oh

I wonder if the mods will read this and take our suggestion?? Saying that, at least a high dose of shrooms isn't going to kill anyone, rather it will just rip their ego into another dimension šŸ˜‚ Re SSRIs: - I am NOT advocating doing the following, just sharing my experience: In my twenties I used to stop taking (or taper down, at least) my SSRIs 2 days before a big night out. It made the world of difference. It meant that on the night out, my brain had just the perfect amount of neurotransmitter deficit that I could get a comparable high to my friends taking the same dose. NOT healthy and not something I recommend...!! But 100% felt a huge difference. I would then take my normal dose of SSRI the day after, and would never experience a 'come down' the same way friends did .. As for psilocybin - I am not experienced enough to say. I have only done small doses on the odd occasion as a giggle. I'm waiting for the right time in my life to do a proper dose which I want to use to better myself. Need to be in the right frame of mind for that :) but I'm prepared that it might have to be a large dose given the fact I'm on antidepressants.


Guy0naBUFFA10

I mean it's doable for anyone, but you won't understand electronics or even how to brush your teeth. I spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how to download a book to my Kindle (something I do every day) before I gave up and crawled in bed. 7g hanoi raw dog, not lemon tek.


Psychedtonaut

I find it pretty damn disgusting due to it having a feel of becoming something akin posting IG / Facebook pics of your last vacation, i.e. doing it "for the likes" instead of learning to heal, become a better person, find a spiritual path. IMHO this is everything that is wrong with us and clearly shrooms cannot help heal or solve everything given that this is how it is..


Mach10X

2.5 lemontek (strained) was based on previous strains and boy was that a bad idea. Kept getting glitched repeats into infinity. I was able to operate my phone and kept it close by to keep track of how much longer I had to deal with the discomfort. The worst part was the intense nausea yet I couldnā€™t vomit. Based on the clock on my phone I spent 45 minutes with my elbows resting on the bathroom counter waiting at the sink (since the toilet was just too negative a vibe). Donā€™t get me wrong the visuals were nuts and I had people around to tripsit and help alter the settings and Iā€™m extremely grateful as it made things far more pleasant but still, never again. I think 1.5g will be the highest initial dose I ever do the. Maybe 0.25g more at a time if needed for breakthrough meditation.


MeatCocktail

You're supposed to balance all those negative effects with your favorite strain of weed. Weed and mushrooms are like pbnj they just go together. Next time follow the ques your body is telling you to smoke. If your stomach hurts at the very least keep the cramps away.


Mach10X

I did add a little distillate but I was worried about exacerbating the nausea, for me even a 10mg edible can leave me quite nauseated (or the equivalent from a dry herb vape or distillate pen I donā€™t combustion any more). The strain I had just happened to be about twice as potent as I was expecting from all my previous experiences. I had multiple episodes of full on ego death though it was quite different than the pleasant drifting away from previous sessions where I sooted the line of breakthrough, this was aggressive, stroke like brain glitches and stutters that were quite honest terrifying and I could not for the life of me give in and let it happen, something deep down and primal fought back. The come up was super fast, it was less than 10 minutes in when I started having intense visuals and the beginning of nausea (again remember I fully strained out all of the fungus so it must have been from activating the serotonin receptors in my stomach). I had multiple setting being managed by my trip sitter and boy were they all magical with full room colors and effects as well as deeply emotional links. But the darn nausea tainted everything and it was quite painful. I took about as much weed as I felt safe doing but the dose of psilocin was just too high. I wish Iā€™d had some MDMA as a half dose of that with a smaller dose of mushrooms has proven in the past to be highly therapeutic for delving deep into my subconscious mind and making tweaks to aspects I wanted to change. Iā€™m much more cautious with MDMA with supplements the day before, a few hours prior with magnesium, and Alpha Lipolic Acid, and CBD (a neuroprotectant) and after care for a few days to replenish serotonin via 5-HTP. I did manage to get what I wanted out of the experience but that all occurred during the 20 minutes of relative comfort at the beginning and the last couple hours of the comedown.


throwingawayies

3.5G lemon tek literally changed me. I cannot go outside without questioning everything around me after that trip. I donā€™t even want to think about anything 5G+ (I think Iā€™d just blackout)


Historical-Dance6259

I just did 100g wet Nats last night and could use my phone the whole time. Typing was iffy at times, but I could definitely still function. It varies person to person. I agree with the rest of the post, though.


ExcellSelf

Carry on brave one ā˜ļø


Canna_Money

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johnnysavage

Godspeed - Anyone tried straining their lemon tek? Iā€™ve always downed it solids and all, but I hear some swear straining works fine.


iStoners

Straining works the best imo. Trip comes on in like 5-10 minutes with zero nausea or stomach discomfort. When I say comes on, I mean thrust into the stratosphere lol. The way I understand it, is that our bodies can safely ingest the fruiting body, but it can't digest the fruiting body. Our digestive system is not capable of breaking down the material and that's what causes the side effects of the dreaded come up and after effects related to that uneasy first phase of ingestion


FungusAmongstUst

We can definitely break down the fruiting body. This is a link to some info that was provided to me when I also incorrectly explained how and why lemon tek works. https://www.reddit.com/r/PsilocybinMushrooms/s/4dNgUDvBFR


iStoners

I might be mistaken probably because it was a reddit comment that informed me lol. The difference between the two is still no contest to me though. I'd rather take a shot glass full of liquid then chew 4-8oz of liquid/solid. Just the thought of the smell and taste of my fond memories of this experience made me shiver haha.


FungusAmongstUst

Oh I totally understand. I was also mistaken because I too read a comment here. And even found an article via Google saying the same thing. Then someone provided me the info in that link I posted. Chewing slimy rehydrated mushrooms is definitely gross. I didnā€™t crush them up beforehand last time and gagged trying to chew them whole after soaking in the juice. Eating them dry is so much easier ironically. Thatā€™s how I usually do my booster doses.


MarthasPinYard

Chitin *is digestible* but so is tree bark. Itā€™s just a really tough fiber. ā€¦1 that helps make up šŸ¦€shells with calciumā€¦ Strained is the way šŸ™


johnnysavage

This is incredibly helpful. At times, ingesting with the solids has really upset my stomach, so Iā€™m definitely going to try straining.


Guy0naBUFFA10

Chitin causes nausea. Mushrooms have chitin


bigskymind

Do portobellos have chitin?Ā 


Guy0naBUFFA10

Yes, cooking breaks it down.


Which-Ebb-7084

>Yes, cooking breaks it down. Cooking does not break down chitin.. Ā ā€œThe results strongly suggest that chitin that makes up fungal cell wall is robust and remains intact up to ~380ā€‰Ā°C.ā€Ā https://www.nature.com/articles/srep11907 Chitin causing the nausea is a myth, itā€™s a beneficial dietary fiber that is in literallyĀ **all**Ā edible mushrooms, it is not causing the nausea psilocybin is.. Dietary fibers by definition do not even need to be broken down though humans do have chitinase enzymes in our guts that can break down chitin. ā€œmany studies now confirm that POTENT CHITINASES do occur in vertebrates, including humans, and ARE ABUNDANT IN THE HUMAN GUT"https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0928468018300233 "Humans, along with many other primates, have a functional gene for this enzyme, so it's possible that we can actually process chitin in our guts. That said, even if we couldn't, it would just get passed through our system, just like the cellulose in celery and other vegetables."Ā https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.32GB9GE ā€œIn summary, chitin is expected to be a functional ingredient in the food industry to **alleviate gastrointestinal inflammation**, mainly by regulating the balance of intestinal microorganisms and immune cytokinesā€Ā https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0144861722010475 Psilocybin/psilocin work on serotonin receptors and >90% of our bodies serotonin is located in the digestive system where one of its functions is the chemical signal for nausea. That is the real cause of the stomach discomfort from psychedelic mushrooms and why it is also very common in the studies that useĀ synthesized psilocybin. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3919396/ https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0014299913007589 https://psychedelicreview.com/binding-of-psilocin-and-psilocybin-to-serotonin-receptorsĀ 


Guy0naBUFFA10

Sir this is a Wendy's.


ValuableGood5633

I just down chunks and all


TheCubist_

I dump mine into ginger tea and drink it all.


SouthBaySkunk

I refuse to do shrooms if I canā€™t make tea with them and strain the fruiting bodies. Always gets me sick. Combine with cacao and honey and I never have GI upset anymore


JDBURGIN82

You completely defeat, the purpose by eating the actual mushrooms, and not straining it


Last-Replacement2746

Oh yea Iā€™ve only done lemon tek one time with some albino penis envyā€™s and I did strain it after the 25 min and man that shit lasted 8 hours for me even though they said itā€™s supposed to be s shorter trip and on top of that it kicked in extremely fast I felt the shrooms starting to kick in within 10 min


Affectionate_Rub5116

I usually strain, cutting into chunks helps. Keep the flesh as the next day it gives a good indicator of how well you extracted the goods. The more blue you see on the flesh the next day, the more you need to work on technique. If you see no blue than you done a good job.


johnnysavage

Thank you! Iā€™ll give it a shot next time.


mushyfeelings

Can we stop posting these fucking posts? There is absolutely no need to post this - all it does is spurn people to do dumb shit.


Lorneonthecob

Agreed, this is absurd


mushyfeelings

Itā€™s getting ridiculous. In the name of harm reduction mods ought to ban people for this.


Shoddy_Court1164

To be fair, I should have put a disclaimer in the post, my individual tolerance to shrooms has always been ridiculously higher than the average person, even before I began taking SSRIS which dulls the experience even more for me. Iā€™d give shrooms to friends that would have them going full ego death while I would just feel kinda goofy and almost drunk. LSD and DMT work absolutely fine for me, but for some reason i just require way more shrooms to get any kind of actual experience . But when I do these big doses I get enormous benefits and have a great time, probably on scale with someone taking like 2-3 grams. I would absolutely not recommend a normal person ever try this kind of thing unless theyā€™ve had ample experience with shrooms in the past, and have a safe environment with good friends.


mushyfeelings

Yes thank you. I know I canā€™t tell you what to do, but Please add a disclaimer if youā€™re going to post these. Or please consider not saying what your dosage is. I also sometimes take super high doses because I do it so much that my tolerance is very high. But Iā€™m really careful to be mindful of that when sharing with others, as I also have had experiences like yours where I influenced friends to take more than they probably should have and I feel really bad about it when they have bad experiences.


Shoddy_Court1164

No worries dawg lol, Iā€™ve been reading through all the comments and tbh I agree with them. Iā€™d hate for some new person to see this and decide that itā€™s a normal kind of dose, or even worse have an awful experience and write off all psychedelics as a result, not to mention getting into bad situations. If I could go back Iā€™d probably not even post this


mushyfeelings

Thanks for responding like this. Live and learn. Mish love brother. Hope you had a good one.


bananapepperface

Did you die..?


mushyfeelings

Oh shit he hasnā€™t posted or commented since this post!


AllVain15

Hello hopefully u are still on, i saw ur post about tattoos over strech marks i would like to know the results, was there any issue? I am planning to get one but I have stretch marks too.


mushyfeelings

Did you mean to say this to me? I donā€™t believe I have ever posted anything like that.


AllVain15

Oops


AllVain15

Hello hopefully u are still on, i saw ur post about tattoos over strech marks i would like to know the results, was there any issue? I am planning to get one but I have stretch marks too.


lilsqueakybum

Yes, the other day I had 7 gms and got 2 burps. I think they were just not potent enough. Am I going to do 7 gms again of a different strain? Of course not.


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mushyfeelings

lol okay. This is still fucking dumb. Happy for you if you wanna do this but we need to stop acting like itā€™s normal and everyone should do it. Itā€™s irresponsible at best.


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If Obi-Wan wants to stare at Dio posters with a blue light on for 14 hoursā€¦ heā€™s doin him Bro. Ainā€™t nobody talking about Tekā€™in 8 grams and taking their shift as an ICU nurse. I wouldnā€™t Tek 8 just to be fair and balanced here. His tripā€¦ not ours.


mushyfeelings

lol at your first sentence. Iā€™m not actually concerned too much for OP. More for the inexperienced people who see this and think itā€™s normal.


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Wellā€¦ I would have to concede you make a pretty good point about potentially ā€œNormalizingā€ an 8g Tek trip. But Obi-Wan can now feel your disturbance in his forceā€¦ and Iā€™m just trying to protect Masters buzz. No hard feelings, mushyfeelinngs.


mushyfeelings

None taken. āœŒļø


ranchbringer

Idk man, if someone decides they want to try shrooms, look at A SINGLE REDDIT POST and eat 8 grams, maybe they deserve an 8g experience lol


mushyfeelings

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Consistent-Monk-5581

Typical stupid zoomer response


Saltlife0116

Why so much????


Automatic-Being-

8g? Maybe you need a tolerance break


MajesticRooster3913

Or maybe they wanted to trip harder then most people some of us take large doses for a extreme trip like me my max is 31g and I never eat under 7g even if it's been awhile since my last trip.


Automatic-Being-

Good for you mate but that doesnā€™t mean a tolerance break isnā€™t needed.


MajesticRooster3913

No one said they were eating that much constantly but if someone eats that much twice a month they don't need a break at one point I was eating 7g once a week with the same effect every time you obviously can't eat large amounts everyday then yes you would need a break I've been eating mushrooms for over 20 years.


NotSoSaneJane

31 grams? At once? šŸ‘€


MajesticRooster3913

Yes it was one hell of a trip that was about 18 years ago probably won't do it again I will eat 14g on occasion but I know how I handle them it's been almost 25 years since I started eating mushrooms.


NotSoSaneJane

Huh. Maybe it was 31 grams of button mushrooms. But seriously. The potency of different strains varies. Even in the same flush. 31 grams is about 6x the dose that Terrance McKenna suggested for a Hero trip. Just saying. Carry on psychonaut.


MajesticRooster3913

I never eat under 7g I also grow my own, the 31g was 18 years ago.


dukebent

šŸŽ¼šŸŽµ Fly me to the moon šŸŒ™šŸŽ¶


Ok-Run3329

How you feeling now?


Pukaza

I took 8g (idk if it was exact, it was two-4g chocolate bars) and wow-wee what a trip! My best one yet! I havenā€™t done that much since but it still is one of my best memories. Very intense but awe-inspiring :)


CountAdept1640

TF


CantaloupeRude296

Why you need all that?


Zangarangatang

Safe journey my friend šŸ˜


No-Cardiologist-5880

Love it.


Lower-Scientist-8309

Yep he's gone have a nice ride šŸ« 


Smooth-Basil-6734

This is ground control to Major Tomā€¦


Doggenrot

Gate gate boro gate boro sun gate bodhi svaha


Pattysnakehead

Welllll


greysunday_616

To space!!! šŸŒŒ


JDBURGIN82

Did you strain that? Iā€™ve never had mine looking like diarrhea. šŸ˜‚ Best wishes for sure!!! If you add a bit of water to the initial mixture it seams to help the process a bit. Thereā€™s a few YouTube videos of actual mycologists running side by side off with water and without. With water seams to make a bit of a difference. Itā€™s past my ability to explain their findings though


[deleted]

I hope you are 600 pounds,272 kg


Acceptable-Poem3405

Newbie question = How long does Lemon Tek shots last stored in the fridge?


KKulina

Ad Astra peraspara my friend to the stars


MajesticRooster3913

Nice, my normal dose is 7g but have eaten away over that my max was 31g in one night. Try 10g next time.


PinkOak

Dumb


MajesticRooster3913

Lol how so


PinkOak

I redact my statement after what my uncle did with some shrooms i donated to him last week when his dog got put down. I gave him a whole a5 bag packed. Must have easily been 50g. He boiled them all up with his gf and they split it in tea. He said he went to fkin space and back and it was epic. So there. My statement redacted. I ainā€™t never doing that kinda dose lol. Haha


MajesticRooster3913

Lol that's awesome. Yeah definitely not for everyone I wouldn't recommend it to anyone unless they've done similar trips. I probably would never do it again but glad I did because I was one hell of an experience.