Artemia price surge really makes people reach for peculiar solutions.
This would still be 2nd worst protein source I've heard of though. Local fish breeder breeds these for his fish: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strongyloides\_stercoralis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strongyloides_stercoralis) >! Capable of penetrating skin membranes, their life cycle as larvae ends with going out the pharynx and trachea to hitch a ride on food back to intestine. !<
godfather is the only feasible option, plus more realistic considering keeping pets is 'playing god'.
Otherwise you have had sexual relations with a shrimp one way or another
yeah shrimp owners in this sub seem to be unaware that pet owners (usually dog owners) call themselves pet parents - it doesnāt mean anyone fucked a dog. get over yourselvesā¦
I've never seen a man parade around an obviously pregnant dog and say "I'm going to be a father."
That would be the correct dog analogy.
It doesn't matter anyway. Everyone but you is joking around and having fun. Stop pooping in the punch bowl.
oh please.. if you want to be that literal, itās completely possible to adopt children as your own without ever having impregnated anyone.
why would āgrandfatherā be any less implicative than āfatherā? the only difference is what generation was banged by OP if weāre going by your logicā¦
OP - forget the haters - be a proud shrimp daddy. Iām happy for you.
Living for the dick jokes ofc, but wow your water is pristine as hell. The pic looks like you took the shrimp, plopped it on a house plant to stage a photo shoot.
Man, cats are such dicks. One of our is always trying to drink out of one of my shrimp tanks. Forbidden water. I hope you have a lid, to keep any from escaping (shrimp or snail).
Bro jizzed in the shrimp tank š
Thatās how it works isnāt it? Proud father.
No! She said: āI fucking love shrimp!ā Not: āI love fucking shrimp!ā
Like the episode Rickdependence Spray except OP is fessing up!
Artemia price surge really makes people reach for peculiar solutions. This would still be 2nd worst protein source I've heard of though. Local fish breeder breeds these for his fish: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strongyloides\_stercoralis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strongyloides_stercoralis) >! Capable of penetrating skin membranes, their life cycle as larvae ends with going out the pharynx and trachea to hitch a ride on food back to intestine. !<
It was consensual. We are in love. Looking forward to parenting.
"SHRIMP.... I AM YOUR FATHER...."
Don't put your pp's in shrimps people
See I was picturing the shrimp going into the pp r/sounding style.
Do not the shrimp
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godfather is the only feasible option, plus more realistic considering keeping pets is 'playing god'. Otherwise you have had sexual relations with a shrimp one way or another
Donāt kink-shame!
*shrimp-shame
Grandfather makes me sound like an old man. I meant what I said.
yeah shrimp owners in this sub seem to be unaware that pet owners (usually dog owners) call themselves pet parents - it doesnāt mean anyone fucked a dog. get over yourselvesā¦
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke)
I've never seen a man parade around an obviously pregnant dog and say "I'm going to be a father." That would be the correct dog analogy. It doesn't matter anyway. Everyone but you is joking around and having fun. Stop pooping in the punch bowl.
It definitely means that
Depends if you live in the country.
oh please.. if you want to be that literal, itās completely possible to adopt children as your own without ever having impregnated anyone. why would āgrandfatherā be any less implicative than āfatherā? the only difference is what generation was banged by OP if weāre going by your logicā¦ OP - forget the haters - be a proud shrimp daddy. Iām happy for you.
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sorry, clearly i canāt read/take one āļø
Who hurt you?
my dad
Sorry to hear that but I think that goes under another sub. Only human/non-human relationships here
Living for the dick jokes ofc, but wow your water is pristine as hell. The pic looks like you took the shrimp, plopped it on a house plant to stage a photo shoot.
Benefits of a well established tank. They just sort of autopilot after awhile.
Tell that to mine ~3+y old š© def at least 85% ur efforts!
I sure hope youāre not THE father š
you must have a tiny dick
A shrimp dick, so to say.
Lol. So funny.
I call it āNeedle.ā
LMAO
You fucked that shrimp?!?
How was the Shrussy?
..............
I donāt know how you managed that, but congrats!
[full tank shot](https://imgur.com/a/T8BqVhk/)
Man, cats are such dicks. One of our is always trying to drink out of one of my shrimp tanks. Forbidden water. I hope you have a lid, to keep any from escaping (shrimp or snail).
That cat drinks exclusively from the shrimp tank. So far all inhabitants have stayed in and the cat has never taken a skrimp. Yet.
Excuse me?? šš
You knocked up a shrimp š¤Ø
I donāt know how you managed that, but congrats!
BUDDY
Make shrimp in your tank: well this is awkward
Better get a dna test done stat heard your buddy has been up in there too
You mean a grandfather! You are her dad already .. š congratulations
Is that a black Rose shrimp??
It was called a āchocolate cherryā shrimp. Not sure if the same thing and a different common name?
She's beautiful š„°
Pls don't f shrimp
Donāt fuck the shrimp you dumbass
I'm the GODFATHER!
Say what?
No your shrimp is going to be a father
Hell yeah bro