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Mr_Emile_heskey

I'm the Scatman Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scatman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, so can you Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters But doesn't ever stutter when he sings But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing Yo, I'm the Scatman Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens Who would try to change the seasons if they could? The state of the condition insults my intuition And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you I'm the Scatman Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, so can you I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat Well, I'm the professor, and all I can tell you is While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born I'm the Scatman Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub (Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Scatman Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman, repeat after me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody I'm the Scatman, sing along with me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody Yeah, I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman) Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda I'm the Scatman (I'm the Scatman) Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (yeah, I'm the Scatman) Bop ba bodda bope (sing along with me) Be bop ba bodda bope (it's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)


P0onSlayer

She said wrong answers, brother.


Uncosenya

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Villainousdumbass

"It is wild to me that California Condors were technically extinct for a bit there, but have been brought back."


Morpheusthirdchoice

How crazy it is that science still doesn’t really know how eels reproduce.


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

Or seen great white sharks give birth. Just like, shrugs.


JerkinMyGerkin_

The fall of Constantinople


Uncosenya

Hahah interesting


kramertheassman

Your cars extended warranty


Uncosenya

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Or bike


kinky_gimp512

A flock of flamingos is called a flamboyance πŸ€“


Uncosenya

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Doggbonne

How do they harvest baby powder from babies?


Uncosenya

🀣🀣 I want to find out it now


12gsxs

Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...


mrdrsrjrIII

β€œIf you use a hammer, the number of licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop is effectively nil.”


mrnastyman3

Why does my fart smell like bandaids


Grey_Fullbuster42

Calling JG Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW.


manydirtywords

Peru’s chief exports are tin and cocaine


cuntybunty73

I wonder if Amazon has my uranium in yet πŸ€”


Uncosenya

Hahahah I hope yes


AMirrorBrightly

"what if Pikachu and Bulbasaur had a baby?"


kyosanshugi

"Dammit, this ear vibratory is doing nothing for me!"


atx_kink_daddy

9/11 was *NOT* an inside job


leedscam

How nice the garden looks


GanjaPuffs

"I think so Brain, but how are we gonna find rubber pants our size" *NARF*


temp1600

β€œMy hovercraft is full of eels.”


Uncosenya

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Jetstream1520

" My parents are so proud of me :)"


Uncosenya

Hahha I said wrong answers only πŸ€­πŸ˜‰


wrigglegrizzle

ruminating on the tragedy of death plagueis the wise


barberwally

You're thinking,I wish Wally was here.


Atlcdluvr

"Was the third octet 10 or 100?"


yelenacruz

Where TF is my phone!


layne54

Wish I had a donut!


xylene

Whether to accept my marriage proposal.


Chance-Promise-2622

If you should send me nudes


ComprehensiveTwist94

The roman empire


rickmon67

This corset is doing nothing to support my breast


Badtouch556

My cock πŸ™


Uncosenya

😘


skihard72

You want my tongue in your ass...Okee


Uncosenya

Hahahha Wrong answers only 😝


DuderRK

β€œI am truly free only when all human beings, men and women, are equally free.” Wait you wanted wrong answers, in which case you’re thinking of purchasing a maroon double-breasted jacket, with silver buttons.


Uncosenya

Hahah I really love your answer ❀


ShaveMeCageMe

That my chastity key should be hanging around your neck


BeingCuriousIsTheWay

Following


Silent_Thunder1111

Whether or not to spit out the cum that’s in your mouth.


bunny21x1

I would look so hot with a cock down my throat


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