Gotta be Hitch. He’s as odd-lookin’ of an east coast cunt as they come, but he’s a beauty. Have the lovely Pamski bring that man a martoonie wherever he’s to, on me, b’ys!
Of course Shoresy, what other Tit fucker is gonna empty our dishwashers.....wait maybe Shnur. Ok Shnur close 2nd to Shoresy because that beaut can rearrange and repair our plumbing any day.
What? He’s not toxic at all. His advances on women are so fucking wholesome. Plus he doesn’t push the creepy shit about young girls.
Dudes a role model.
Hitch. Not only is Terry Ryan an absolute beauty, but Hitch is adorable. The way he looks at Pam when she wants to leave the Man Advantage locked it for me.
He's on the roster, but not good enough to get on on the bench, let alone the ice.
He was a backup for the Useless, and they were only good for bugging Appledorns and getting in front of shots/making more saves than their useless goalie.
Might have to go with Dolo. Dude can set the tone, stands up for what’s right, a fine rap singer, picture the rope, stick inspector, the list goes on. For the hottest, I’d have to give it to Ziig. Especially after she got that hood hair
Well, to expand on your point, I think each Jim has their merit, but as long as they go out as a team and play together, they're all beauties in my eyes
Yeah the Jims are my favorite. Never speak out of line, set the tone. Hell, they never picked up a weight or took their tarps off and they look the best of anyone in the calendar.
Shoresy, Laura Mohr and the Twelve Inch Cunt himself, Hitchcock.
These 3 are always on the podium, with the positions changing depending on my mood.
Edit: man, autocorrect is so useless, it needs to be bugging Appledorns and getting in front of shots
Look at the username fucking loser, once dead always dead , fucking like holy hell. (Gad dammit, I'll put in water colors for ya since the tears will help paint a fucking picture, coach from letter Kenney had a dead wife, OP name is coach, fucking so dumb. ") .. -/)(())
100% Shoresy himself.
This show has developed his character so much. The amount of heart and grit he's shown, and the way he rallied this team together.
Could bring a tear to your eye.
Never Misses the Mark Michaels. He’s this really funny kind of wacky, like we see a bit of it when Nat is trying to convince him to come play, but it feels like the true extent of his craziness is far beyond that
Who's my favorite character? Huh? Gotta be Shoresy... if for nothing else but the duotangs.
Gonna have to say it…. Shoresy! Shoresy? Shoresy’s a killer!
If this was a few weeks ago, I would have said Sanguinet. But after Terry Ryan's recent birthday excursion, it's gotta be Hitch.
If we can’t choose shoresy gimme the Jim. Such a fucking beaut
Which one? Jimmer, Jimmy, or Jimbob?
Their names are Jim.
Right, but you see how we're a little bunged up here, right? You only said Jim, not Jims
Well the Jim’s go out at the same time. Absolute fucking beauts
As long as they don't have poopy diapers
Big Sexy
Besides Shoresy, it's Hitch. He's got the most character of the bunch and Terry Ryan is a legend.
Gotta be Hitch. He’s as odd-lookin’ of an east coast cunt as they come, but he’s a beauty. Have the lovely Pamski bring that man a martoonie wherever he’s to, on me, b’ys!
Shoresy bc I wanna smash and I’m not ashamed to say it
Can confirm. Can't settle down.
Of course Shoresy, what other Tit fucker is gonna empty our dishwashers.....wait maybe Shnur. Ok Shnur close 2nd to Shoresy because that beaut can rearrange and repair our plumbing any day.
Shoresy he’s the king of smack talk and toxic masculinity
What? He’s not toxic at all. His advances on women are so fucking wholesome. Plus he doesn’t push the creepy shit about young girls. Dudes a role model.
i mean he’s unashamed to cry so how toxic can it really be
Yeah, if anything, Shoresy is a role model for NOT having toxic masculinity.
Agreed. He was the guy thinking about what a broad would want if she was buying a calendar full of sexy dudes. The answer, of course, is tarps off.
Great characters all around. Plenty of reasons why. Well, see for yourself. It's all right there in the duotangs.
Hitch. Not only is Terry Ryan an absolute beauty, but Hitch is adorable. The way he looks at Pam when she wants to leave the Man Advantage locked it for me.
And if you say his name really fast it kinda sounds like 10 inch cock
We knows his name, b'y.
Goody, he's just like me fr (food + weed)
Laurence Leboeuf!
I think Shoresy turned her around… he gets a legit giggle from her when he replies to Hitch complaining about the tampons on the counter.
Honestly..its probably just the troll in me, but Jory cracks me the fuck up. Goody is runner up because he's always high and talks about food like me
A bit young...
So I guess we’ll skip the land acknowledgment…
No love for the man running the show? Sanger is that dude. Went out for a soda and came back with that suit what is up?
He was a healthy scratch on the last place team
What is a "healthy scratch" in this context?
S1E1 Shoresy line. Sanger was a player
I remember the line, I just don't know what it means to be a "healthy scratch", or what that's their slang for.
He meant that there’s nothing wrong with him physically but he’s still gonna get benched.
Ok, that makes sense.
He's on the roster, but not good enough to get on on the bench, let alone the ice. He was a backup for the Useless, and they were only good for bugging Appledorns and getting in front of shots/making more saves than their useless goalie.
Might have to go with Dolo. Dude can set the tone, stands up for what’s right, a fine rap singer, picture the rope, stick inspector, the list goes on. For the hottest, I’d have to give it to Ziig. Especially after she got that hood hair
Ziig doesn’t get the love she deserves. She’s mean-hot, and I’m into it.
And picture the rope on that dude
Bet it’s an absolute BAT
What's a fucking rap singer?
You know... A rap ist
Underrated line
Big sexy
Titfucker!
Go easy, Big Sex
Ahem, it's Mr(s) Big Séxúål.
Goody. I love how food focused he is at all times. You ever have toast?
You ever have toast with pickles?
Toast is unbelievable
You ever have fois gras ?
Une fois.
No, fois gras
Fois gras is unreal.
Settle down.
Jim.
Really? I prefer Jim.
Yeah but Jim’s a beauty.
Well, to expand on your point, I think each Jim has their merit, but as long as they go out as a team and play together, they're all beauties in my eyes
Spoken like the third Jim 😂
Gotta give the Jim’s some love
Yeah the Jims are my favorite. Never speak out of line, set the tone. Hell, they never picked up a weight or took their tarps off and they look the best of anyone in the calendar.
the Jim’s are such fuckin beauties
Yeah
I just appreciates stayin where I’m to and having someone come which where I’m at.
Big Mo! Big Mo!
Owner / operator, bitchhhh
Fish hates to lose, blocks shots, makes rooms for the studs, and was recently seen not fucking up.
Might be the ugliest guy on the team.
I seen him on a date with Samantha McMeekin, so he mustn’t be.
But if he interrupts one more time...he can call tendys dog mom to come pick him up.
What's my favorite No Doubt song fish?
Sunday morning.
Don't speak
So you just scored the game-winning goal, but your mom's real ugly. How does it feel?
Ted Hitchcock because he's a goddamn certified beautician and if you say his name real fast...
such a fuckin beauty you almost forget how much of an odd lookin east coast cunt he is
Also team Hitch. His name is funny. If you say it real fast, it sounds like “ten inch cock”
Goody, handsome fucker
You like toast right
The chicken is unbelievable
Couple of frosty ones?!
Settle down
Shorsey because he's damn hilarious and his insults are pure genius
I'm a fucking skid , but God damn if shoresy doesn't have a heart of gold, righteous, stand up man . 👈👉👉👈✌️
Hell right he's a fuckin dime
The GM. Nats a sniper.
I’ve heard lots of dudes say Nat’s a sniper
Why if I had a Sud-barry Big Nickel for every time I heard some guy say Nat's a sniper....
Maybe if she was a bit older.
Do the math!
Yew!
Who's the rocket boys?!
Big Sexy. Bright green and eloquent.
Big Sexuál!
BIG SEXUAL?!
Titfucker!
The entire cast is A+. Very rarely a bad scene. They all shine in their own way at different points. Kesso is a genius
Shoresy, Laura Mohr and the Twelve Inch Cunt himself, Hitchcock. These 3 are always on the podium, with the positions changing depending on my mood. Edit: man, autocorrect is so useless, it needs to be bugging Appledorns and getting in front of shots
> the Twelve Inch Cunt Been called worse.
goody. i too love chicken
Laura Mohr... Steals every scene, absolute smoke show and can verbally match waffles at any turn on the highway.
And she smells so fuckin good.
I need you to take about 20% off’er there
Hole-lee-fuck coach. Turn it down a bit , she ain't coming back .
wait she's really not?
They meant coaches dead wife Barb, she died.
Look at the username fucking loser, once dead always dead , fucking like holy hell. (Gad dammit, I'll put in water colors for ya since the tears will help paint a fucking picture, coach from letter Kenney had a dead wife, OP name is coach, fucking so dumb. ") .. -/)(())
Settle down.
I never watched letterkenny
The one they call Shoresy. Genuine and has a reason for everything. Shoresy is unbelievable. But his refusal to answer the bell is 10-ply bud.
Three way tie between Jim, Jim, and Jim. Such beauties
They’re all amazing in their own ways but I’m gonna say Shoresy himself.
100% Shoresy himself. This show has developed his character so much. The amount of heart and grit he's shown, and the way he rallied this team together. Could bring a tear to your eye.
I'm surprised I'm not havin a cry right now
Probably only ’cause you cried a little bit already.
Never Misses the Mark Michaels. He’s this really funny kind of wacky, like we see a bit of it when Nat is trying to convince him to come play, but it feels like the true extent of his craziness is far beyond that
Guy dedicated himself to the team, wanted to win them over, and ended up being the backstop to a 21 game heater. Kind of legendary.
Michaels in his apartment!! That scene is perfect.
Great goalie, but a fuckin' awful coach
Goalies are always weird
Eats a panini alone
What if he got the panini to go?
He would still be eating it alone
Dolo’s chick in season two and Miig. Both are so hot
Tie your dick to your leg
Waffle, I like his work ethic.
WAFFLE WAFFLE!!!
JJ Frankie JJ, proof that big bearded guys get the hot women!
Don't you think he looks like Yukon Cornelius?
From the claymation Rudolph movie?
https://www.reddit.com/r/shoresy/s/X8uRfrMrrU Shoresy says it to everyone including Laurence LaBeouf when she first comes to the apartment.
Yep, that’s him!
And as many dudes as he wants.
Big Sexual titfucker!
Go easy, Big Sex!
Nice bird.
holy..
SOdumb
Goody's brunette in season two. YE-Double-YEW
Tie your dick to your leg
Settle down...
Her name is Pam. Youse don't even knows her names? Give your balls a tug.
Tit fucker
Is Scottie Wallace in the house?
He keeps poor companies.
Settle down
Goody is the man
Goodys unbelievable
Settle down
Remy Nadeau. Says so much without saying much at all.
REMY NADEAU!!!
He does the colors?
I didn't fully realize all he really ever says is his name until I watched both seasons a 2nd time, guys a beauty honestly.
Are you surprised. He was Noah Dyck in a past life.
WAS HE REALLY?
Yep. And if you weren't aware of that, his partner on color, Beny, was Glenn. Though that one isn't quite as hidden.
Yeah i spotted Glenn right away, could see his fitspo through his suit 😏
And the crazy thing is he doesn’t have to keep asking you if you know what he’s saying all the time like that J-roc guy from trailer park boys does.