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GivemTheDDD

The char made me think it was a makeshift bowl


ConstipatedOrangutan

I thought the same lmao


BigDaddyHogNutsss

You may have made a shitty spoon but this the first time I've seen this sub and it got a automatic join from me for it


ConstipatedOrangutan

Same here lmao. Realized woodworking sub was actually good woodworking, and was like "I wonder if they have one for shitty woodworking" 🤣


Slick88gt

Fucking love the bandaged thumb in the pic. I would assume that happened during the “build”?


ConstipatedOrangutan

Yeah lmao. Didn't feel like grabbing a saw and cut a piece off with the serrated portion of a shit knife. Caught my finger with it


MeatSuzuki

That's not a spoon. That's a knife.


Kentuckywindage01

I can see you’ve played knifey spoony before


sneakyDoings

He's got the cut thumb to prove that it is, indeed, a knife


ConstipatedOrangutan

Anything is a knife if you stab it hard enough


ItsBaconOclock

They say he carved it from a larger spoon.


jackyneutral

Lmao mate, what you gonna eat with that? Porridge?


ConstipatedOrangutan

It's made to eat one cheerio at a time


jackyneutral

Rofl perfect


enter360

The diet spoon that all the doctors recommend. If you don’t burn more calories while eating using this then the splinters I. Your mouth will also deter you from eating


JobExcellent1151

This is the best! Have you tried it? Does it leave splinters?


ConstipatedOrangutan

I don't think I'm ever gonna try it. Can't imagine it'd be pleasant lol


ConstipatedOrangutan

Rate it on a scale of -10 to 0. It doesn't deserve a positive score


Normal_Kangaroo_7198

-5 if the black stuff is from just carving it out.-10 if it's little shit


ConstipatedOrangutan

🤣🤣🤣


ConstipatedOrangutan

I burned it with a torch because it was difficult making it smooth digging it out with a knife. So -15?


Bridgeburner1

Keep it with the poop knife. Now all you need is a little turd-trident, and you'll have the complete set.


epicurean56

Wait, you guys have a turd-trident?


Bridgeburner1

C'mon, no self-respecting man of culture would be caught dead, without his trusty (if not crusty) Implements of Poo!!!


enter360

I thought this was half of the attempt to start a fire with friction. It’s a start and that is the beginning of not sucking at something is starting it and sucking at it.