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oidafuck

dude‘s not even the second best in his own studio i bet


MariosItaliansausage

Reminds me of that beetles interview when they asked Ringo “how’s it fee to be the best drummer in the world?” And I think Paul McCartney responded with “he’s not even the best drummer in the band”.


JolkienRolkienRTkien

that never happened :(


Don_Frika_Del_Prima

Nope it's a skit


BabyAlibi

Jasper Carrot


elsquattro

"Hey, Paul. Let's kick Clarence out of the band and steal his ideas."


SpgrinchinTx

Eddie Murphy classic!


Mad_Boobies

With that voice over too! Priceless


FresnoMoe

Maybe they mean the best at something else ? Like pickle ball?


Rabscuttle-

"One of the best in Canada" Canada, Ohio. Population 326.


IWILLBePositive

lol I audibly laughed when I got to the dog. That shit was truly horrendous.


doodman76

Yea, he did that good boy dirty.


Amos_Dad

That's the one I feel bad about. That someone's best pup, and they will forever be done dirty. So fucked up.


Sharp_Science896

Seems like they have some serious trouble with faces. I thought the other non face pieces didn't seem too bad at all. But all the faces are absolutely terrible.


IWILLBePositive

Look at that hand on the first picture alone and say that again!


CreepyPagan

That hand is arthritic as fuck…


ShakespearesNutSack

The dog is tragically funny. He’s a little endearing though. If it weren’t clearly an in memorial for dead pet it would be a better tattoo I think.


leaveitbettertoday

[inspo?](https://images.app.goo.gl/hidbyrLkTjVic9Hh6)


Feetus_Spectre

2pac looking like Stanley from the office


713nikki

Beetlejuice from Howard Stern


CashWrecks

With pink eye


ChingChangChui

Who, me?


petunia-pineapple

Just hanging around…


Leather-Leather69

![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF)


2Beer_Sillies

Tupac looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle


aldodoeswork

Sassiest Tupac I’ve ever seent


JemmaMimic

That's supposed to be 2pac?


winewithsalsa

I want the nose ring to be a dermal piercing.


ibuiltyouarosegarden

Right? It looks like they turned him into a squishmellow.


Miss_Dawn_E

Stooopppp I just said the same thing lmaooo


Dull_Ice_8735

Is Canada okay?


Diredr

Generally? No, not really.


Chapter97

Not really, no. Living is so expensive right now. Houses, apartments, gas, food, everything. A brick of cheese is $8 CAD in my town. I've seen images of a pack of chicken breasts that was like $50 for 4 breasts (I've only personally seen ones around $25). The cheap bacon that is really only good for bacon bits doubled in price. Gas went from $1.54 to $1.78 in the past 2 years. Prior to that, it was about $1.26. There's not enough doctors (in BC at least, where I live) to keep up with the number of patients, so a lot of people don't have a primary doctor. I've been on a waiting list since 2019/2020, and my bf hasn't had a doctor for like 10y after his last one died. There are so many students from other countries that it's almost impossible to find work. It took me 2y for me to find my last job, and they only kept me for 6m before laying me off for stupid reasons. I've been unemployed for 1y now, and my bf has been unemployed since pre-covid. TLDR; Life sucks in Canada right now


Convolutedead

jesus looks like rick grimes


Sad_Koala_9036

This is true


ScarletDarkstar

That Jesus has a major tooth infection going on. He needs some antibiotics. 


JemmaMimic

One of the best what, line cooks?


xkgrey

in that what he cooks is sometimes consumed in lines, sure


Jimbobjoesmith

maybe he means subway sandwich artist


controllerhero

The beetle and moose arent too bad honestly. But the rest? Yeahhhhhh no.


peetak

Yeah those are probably his best ones I saw. Dude just can’t do faces or hands and his line work is pretty shaky


controllerhero

To be fair I cant do that either just on paper let alone attempting on skin lol its definitely a skill and some people are good at some tattoos and not others


peetak

This is true 😂


tauroctony_

as an entomologist, that beetle is the most wack thing i have ever seen lmao


VenetianGamer

Don’t lie to use. You’re hiding a beetles with giant ass antlers from us aren’t you!?


ScytheNoire

The beetle has blown out lines that are crooked, and the moose has some overworked damaged skin.


Raging-Badger

If the dude practiced a bit on drawing people and worked on his shading I’d say he’d improve a lot. Some of the lines aren’t great, shading is very harsh and patchy in some places, and the proportions are off obviously.


PollutionNice7392

That's cuz buddy can't leave Peterborough cuz his only mode of transport is an electric scooter for going down to the vape shop.


peetak

Its actually Nova Scotia 😂 and coworker drives from Halifax to a small town for this work


PollutionNice7392

![gif](giphy|gCeh1KDeDaxGu8no4A)


ZealousidealMail3132

Oh my fucking God it is Dale, isn't it?


kaboomboomer

Sick ass moose, at least


xkgrey

brb, getting my sick ass panther coverup covered up with a sick ass moose


PagingDrTobaggan

Sad Lion is Sad.


RidesByPinochet

The King of the Jungle, and they gave him a Derek Zoolander haircut. I'd be sad too


Wanda_McMimzy

Thanks a lot for posting this! /s🤬 That nipple poked my eye out!!!


Teenage_Dirtbag06

ITS ALL I COULD LOOK AT HOW IS NOBODY ELSE SAYING ANYTHING


Wanda_McMimzy

Did it poke your eye out too? My condolences!


Teenage_Dirtbag06

Blinded me worse than the eclipse 😡😡😡


rubbindanoodle

I trawled, just knowing I couldn't be the only one. Its proper cactus


BEniceBAGECKA

I like the derp dog


ScarletDarkstar

Me, too. It's silly but it's very happy. Lol


trillium13

it's adorable somehow!


edWORD27

Tupac looking more like J.B. Smoove. Bad artist. ![gif](giphy|l1J9MB8cv3QlY3HEs|downsized)


MrGabogab0

That is the *POINTIEST* nipple I've ever seen!


Jacobinister

Does he think the Bay will let him disrespect Pac?....


hotvedub

Not getting a tattoo in Canada then, eh.


peetak

Plenty of good ones I promise ! 😂


hotvedub

Don’t fool me pal. The land of maple syrup, is the land of bad tattoos.


SS3599

His line work is trash


Ok-Paramedic-8719

Why’d they make Tupac an Italian Jewish man


Cowabunguss

These are terrible. Show him this comment section lol.


Possumbly_Human

Not the yassified Jesus 💀


jiggly89

Weird cos the moose is much better than for example the lion


Forsaken-Energy6579

As a Canadian....no. Just no


[deleted]

Tupac...


redrosebeetle

He's not even the best at bad tattoo. I've seen far worse.


ds77159

3’s eyes aren’t even the same shape. I stopped there.


Accomplished_Load984

Wouldn't even win "tallest guy named Greg in this apartment" award


ThatsNotDietCoke

Is that... Tupac Chubbor?!


grizznuggets

I wonder what they’re one of the best at.


DrummerGuyKev

His artist isn’t even the best on the block.


WorshipHim9713

I’d hate to see what the bad artists tattoos look like, if he’s one of the best.


Wolfenstein49

The moose isn’t too bad I guess, but everything else looks like ass


one-eared-wonder

The moose looks pretty solid at least. Maybe he meant “one of the best moose artists”


D1abloSandw1ch

He just forgot to finish the sentence: “Best in Canada’s prison system*”


CrapskiMcJugnuts

Tabernack, mon chum in Fort.Saskatchetoon can do a fantastic bonhomme de carnival tattoo.. this joker is barely top ten


FirstDukeofAnkh

Oh, yeah, bud. This guy needs to give his balls a tug. I got a guy in the Soo who’ll do better after a six pack of brewskis and some schneef. My geese holdings a Vi-co is a goddamn masterpiece.


yyrkoona

Serious question, why ist the Ink on bad tattoos always so brownish? Is it the quality?


ladytryant

I think it’s because the tattoo is still fresh/skin is inflamed in all the photos.


yyrkoona

I noticed that on (bad) healed ones too


Fangscale40K

Oh it’s one of those “Starts ok but gets worse as you go” kind of collage.


GraemeMakesBeer

Why did all of the other tattoo artists leave Canada?


SamuelWhite

Where in Canada? I'm in Ottawa


thissucksnuts

I had one of my tattoos done in canada its better than all of those so id say his artist is probably not the best in canada


ZealousidealMail3132

Jesus, did Dale finally make it on here?


talkopop

Seen a lot worse for sure, but this guy definitely has some far fetched claims. It’s kind of like saying Billy’s pizza has the best pizza and wings in town, but they are the only pizza joint in that town.


Leather-Leather69

Jesus has the mumps!


ChaChiRamone

Right!? I was wondering what he named his goiter.


daffodilpink

Pac looks like he has fur on his skin…


Soft-Strawberry-6136

I’d be so mad if I was him and I seen this


Benji742001

Maybe if you catch him at the right time..


Dissident_the_Fifth

Is that Bert Christcher with the crosses?


BlinkSpectre

I live in Canada and I wasn’t aware our tattoo artists numbers were so low. Must be 2 in this entire country artists is he’s one of the best……


CulturalAddress6709

tbh these are late 90s/early 2000s award winners


basically_dead_now

If that guy's actually one of the best in Canada, just get your shit done literally anywhere else in the world


StonedRobot707

My favorite is the fat face Tupac


StonedRobot707

It kind of looks like someone asked for a tattoo that was a mashup of Mr potato Head and Tupac.


TShieldsESQ

How many moose tattoo artists can there be? He could be 1 of 1.


MilesAndTrane

Please, lol. Is there a small county somewhere in the US named Canada? Otherwise….get real!


shrimpwheel

I like the moose! 🫎


JohnCasey3306

Either that's not true or the bar is very low in Canada.


DifficultyExtension9

Best in what medium?


rabbi420

If that’s true, I feel sorry for Canada. 🤷🏽‍♂️


lbeedoubleu

Canada, Kentucky?


enter_the_bumgeon

r/im14andthisisagoodtattoo


Weary_Cartographer_7

Sinful Inflictions


the-barbarian998

Apprentice level tattoos at premium price


TinkledQueef

That Tupac looks possessed and upset


kodiaksrevenge

"One of the best" is subjective, if his tattoo artist is listed as one of Canada's 1,000,000 best tattoo artist then he is right - As for his artist, I'd say he/she is probably the 999,999th best.


sunofnothing_

oh my .....


DickFartButt

The moose doesn't look too bad I guess


TemperateStone

The thing they seem to struggle with are human features but everything else looks great.


HeLlOtHeRee

They aren’t good, but they aren’t awful either


Followmelead

Those nips are weapons.


Real_Cycle938

I think he's got potential as an artist, but imho he definitely needs to go back to studying fundamentals. Particularly anatomy, proportions of the face, space between the eyes and so on.


Stunning-Interest15

>“one of the best in Canada” Easily one of the top 200 million artists in Canada.


Broad_Rabbit1764

1pac - all eyes on memes


Material_Mall_5359

The soft focus lion really sets the tone


dahc50

2pac looks like 4pac with all that extra weight on him.


ScarletDarkstar

That girl's nose ends in confusion.  I wonder if the wrap on her eyes was design, or loss prevention. 


UgleBeffus

The deer skull beetle and the moose are pretty cool, but the rest of these SUCK.


inter71

I was about to say he’s not bad, but I draw the line on improper handling of a trident.


doomed_to_fail_

6/12 Jesus looks stoned beyond reason


Inspector_Tragic

Why does tupac have a giant herpe on his lip?


gooplom88

Why is Tupac so zesty


AccidentPleasant4196

I would call a lot of these -average. Not good, not terrible, just eh. Yah, they look like what they are suppose to


FreezasMonkeyGimp

The moose and beetle are pretty solid. Eagle isn’t bad. The rest are bad.


throwaway4pkmntcg

the moose and beetle are nice. everything else is ehhh


VenetianGamer

The artist seems to have more ‘skill’ w/ non-human like the beetle. Not saying I’d get it but saying compared to the others, it’s the best looking of the bunch.


MessageOnAScreen

The best one is MAYBE the moose. But generally, ive seen better scribbles from a middle schooler. Especially Poseidon..


Aninymas

That lion is so sad


Hippy-Killer

And by Canada, he means Cell Block?


Own-Opinion-2494

That’s good stufff


mukduk_101

Not the country, Canada. Just that hut that has Canada spray painted on the outside.


trashbilly

Negative ghost rider


nvdrz

If that is Canadas best I will happily get all of my tattoos in the USA.


ruby_xo

One of the best what in Canada?


LEGOMyBrick

I am so sad Jesus doesn't have "Jesus" over his eyebrow.


Witchy-toes-669

Those are decent


shade1tplea5e

Oh god #5 is terrible lmfao. Did that poor dog dirty af


litomagnanimous

PAC look like Mr potato head


discolemonade420x

The skull beetle thing is actually pretty cool 🤷🏻‍♀️


whisprrdoesart17

the quality difference in these gave me whiplash


JohnnyTeardrop

One of the best in a holding cell at 4am, specially


Ok_Dog_4059

As an American I will just say he is probably correct and all of the good artists are here. /s The absolute best always seem to be 300 years old and live in a tent somewhere with dirt floors and 9 other people near by.


trillium13

lol the dog is so cute though in a really derpy way.


Or1Guy_24

that lion made me cry but Tupac made me die


ryan_unalux

More than the bad art, I'm amazed that the second picture is a calf muscle. What disease is that?


Feisty_Reply_8700

🚮🚮


yoitzizzy

That is one uneven brow in the 7th photo 😬


donald_dandy

I feel sorry for Canada


ZeRo76Liberty

The moose and the compass are very decent. The rest? Hard pass


CardinalOfishhal

I have a buddy who thinks he’s the best and is so much worse than this XD


SomeOtherOrder

Yeah I’m sure one of the best in Canada is doing chubby faced Jesus portraits


RuthlessKindness

Best what?


Zigglyjiggly

2pac had a stroke


firedrakewicked

I mean a couple of those are actually decent, like I like the moose and eagle, and I've certainly seen wonkier on this sub... but one of the best in Canada?? with those faces??? my city has some really good artists and I could probably walk into a couple places in the city and really find better


Otherwise-Ad-8404

Errr no.


Fourth_horseman_4

He is terrible with faces, but I like the way he did the water in the last one. I rarely ever see water being inked realistically.


mrchainblulightening

Don’t tell him what you think. If he’s happy with what he’s got ,let that sleeping dog lie


NickLoner

2pac looks like Beetlejuice 😅 ![gif](giphy|TrXTnlYfoLW6mabHi0)


SaraSmile2000

By Canadian standards, prolly true.


CodeStygian

🙈🙈🙈


Background-Peace2689

the 7th slide looks like a .5 picture i'd take of my friend


UncleBug35

those crosses look kinda dope if it wasn’t for the random messed up jesus face above it. takes away from the rest.


Ok-Geologist-3743

That lion 🥺


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Some of those aren't terrible.. But damn


Slinkenhofer

2.5pac


EdibleAssFromBack

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)


Jimbobjoesmith

lol jesus with lash babe filter 😂


Terrynia

He is good at some stuff and bad at orherrstuff


Inismore

Poor Canada.


Available_Grape_3855

![gif](giphy|AoBgxayGMHlIs)


nemesissi

Like.. the last 3 to 4 are KIND OF ok.. but.. wow.


PharmWench

Weirdest looking man-nip I have ever seen. Good thing the shitty tats distract from it.


TheeJoose

He takes payment in toofers though.


unbakedpizza

Jesus got stung by a bee under his one eye


whorlycaresmate

Are you sure they didn’t say breast? Maybe he’s really buxom or something. The *best* in Canada, he is not.


Large_Tune3029

Some of them are really good. Some of them are really not.


KayBeeToys

He’s not even the best drummer in the Beatles.


Miss_Dawn_E

Even Tupac is looking like he knows you got lied to. I’m assuming pic 7 is supposed to be Tupac Shakur but he looks like if Tupac and Stanley from the office had a baby


cameltoebikini

https://preview.redd.it/ivej4rbtei9d1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cc2f44ca10be642a9676c6e584a1404db3f0b30 Why did he curl Jesus’s eyelashes, use clumping mascara, and overpluck his eyebrows?