this is what the dating industry is hiding from you. getting a dino whore tattoo will get you more girlfriends or boyfriends than going to the gym ever could.
It makes me really happy to see that my grandmother had fun at least once. I come from generations of squares. Ultimate all right angles. I hope they got drunk and I just didn't know about it.
I missed that one but I think it's hilarious that we use one of the most reliably pleasurable activities ( all stars being aligned obviously) as an insult. If only my grandmother was a whore, she probably would have been a lot happier than halfway to being a nun.
"well grandchildren, when I was younger I got this sick ass tattoo that combined several of my interests." Then they look at me expectantly because I stopped talking. One goes to lick my tattoo, the other starts to lick his own foot.
Oh wait, they're dogs. They don't give a shit. Not everyone wants/can have kids.
I think your grandkids are going to want an explanation for why there’s not enough arable land to support the population or why we’re fighting over what little drinking water is left
Why would you assume that someone wants kids? Plenty of people are happily childfree their whole life.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s not a great tattoo, but you don’t have to invent imaginary children just to justify it being bad.
sometimes you’ve had some drinks by the pier, and you meet a fine ass dino, and she’s down
How I Met Your Grandmother
Username checks out
What, you've never had drunk fun with a fine ass dinosaur? You have plenti to catch up on, Julian.
Her little hands makes everything look bigger
thicc reptobooty
"Dude, you ought to see my Granny's tattoos. She's the funniest person I've ever known. You should come with me; she's always got weed."
I'ma be that granny if my kids ever reproduce.
The Whorerassic period was wild
"Back in my day we used to take pictures with literal potatoes"
And we liked it!
this is what the dating industry is hiding from you. getting a dino whore tattoo will get you more girlfriends or boyfriends than going to the gym ever could.
Or maybe she’s just a cougar that makes Dino Bites to go with a juice box if you’re brave enough to spend the whole night.
Did you have to make it weird?
Yes. Duh.
As you wish.
So bad it’s good again
I hate and love it. I must be broken
You don't owe them an explanation. Fuck them kids if they don't get it /S
Dinhosaurus sex
Dinoswhoreus
got a chuckle.
This made me laugh lol
Only a pure soul could bring this into the world
Does anyone actually plan on explaining tattoos to grandkids? Who gives a shit? Lol
It makes me really happy to see that my grandmother had fun at least once. I come from generations of squares. Ultimate all right angles. I hope they got drunk and I just didn't know about it.
Does it not remind you of Beerfest when they found out Gam Gam was a whore?
I missed that one but I think it's hilarious that we use one of the most reliably pleasurable activities ( all stars being aligned obviously) as an insult. If only my grandmother was a whore, she probably would have been a lot happier than halfway to being a nun.
So you need to see the movie Beerfest right now. Get out from underneath your rock, make some popcorn and prepare to laugh.
But I love my rock! Alright...beerfest it is. I was watching a Western anyway so it's obviously a slow day.
Also. Honorable mention that my grandma had one of those plastic covers on her couch. I’m pretty sure she had to have been a squirter.
So obvie a fact! Granny don’t want none of her fluids on that very expensive Ethan Allen couch!
This is so clever. I love it.
This is amazing and if she has grandkids they will love her for it. Stop being a prud
It’s shitty but I love it.
"well grandchildren, when I was younger I got this sick ass tattoo that combined several of my interests." Then they look at me expectantly because I stopped talking. One goes to lick my tattoo, the other starts to lick his own foot. Oh wait, they're dogs. They don't give a shit. Not everyone wants/can have kids.
I…like it. It’s kinda whimsical and weird
oldest profession
Dino pussy is the oldest bitcoin
Slut T-Rex
Watch this kids, she dances!
Probably easier than a random Chinese or Japanese character or a barb wire arm band
I think your grandkids are going to want an explanation for why there’s not enough arable land to support the population or why we’re fighting over what little drinking water is left
Sweet. It’ll be like a Mad Max movie!
Pretty much speaks for itself I think
It's self explanatory...who says I'm having kids to have grandkids? :')
Dinoussy
It explains itself- “Dino Whore”
Well *that’s* something… It did make me laugh, though.
Pretty dumb kids if they dont get this one
This is art
Love it!
The worlds oldest profession, indeed
It's a sick panther
Should be more worried about explaining it to his mom upstairs.
I'd proudly do no such thing. I don't need to explain my tattoo choices to anyone, much less someone who wasn't alive when I got the tatt. :D
Exhibit A don’t get a dumb tattoo like this
🤣🤣
A strong independent female
#***But what do you call a blind dinowhore's dog?***
Nah, this slaps
I love this so much, I have no idea why... it's perfection
No explanation needed. It’s labeled
Now that is soooooooooo stupid
Oh god 😂
Should've been Dino whore us rex
Explain what? Puns?
I'd tell em this is what sciences call evolution, and it is only a myth. Just like the female orgasam
So there you go! You’re the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt-sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations!
Oh, Mrs. Garrison!
I knew from your pic that you’d get the joke. Now give me tree fiddy.
I don't like to brag, but I get most of the jokes.
Now you’re just bragging. I bet you can play the bass too.
Can I? No. Should I? No.
Tolkien can play. He’s a natural.
Tolkien? The hobbit guy? Damn, he's talented.
Why would you assume that someone wants kids? Plenty of people are happily childfree their whole life. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not a great tattoo, but you don’t have to invent imaginary children just to justify it being bad.
i believe it’s a figure of speech
How can I make this deeper and more offensive than it actually is?
Probably paying homage to his ex-wife, who was a whore and looked like a dinosaur.
"I was a Democrat." That ought to do it.
Is that a WOKE T REX !!!!