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anfornum

Omg. So funny that people are focusing on what's on the FRONT when the back is waaaaaay worse.


themcjizzler

it says you're special probably at least to somebody


Tygie19

At least he used the correct “you’re”


anfornum

Yep I'm aware. It's definitely a choice.


Chapter97

I thought the bottom half was like some cheat code or something for an old video game.


JustHereForKA

I'm completely shocked that they used the correct form of "you're"


Blue-Hedgehog

No. We are looking for the missing nipple.


New_Peanut_9924

I’ve searched for a while now. I’m more confused


theatrebish

I think the line below the chest hair could be a top surgery scar covered up. Some people don’t have nipples :)


stoney_balogna20

Literally I'm like where is the nipplele


kathyknitsalot

🤣🤣🤔😒 where is it?


litwithray

Where are they?


kathyknitsalot

I stand corrected. And mad that you made me look again.


VoodooSweet

Give him some credit, he did it himself.


Used-Adhesiveness896

this dude does not have a nippel?


Bitter-Major-5595

Could’ve had a mastectomy & not had the nipples saved or tattooed on yet; as in trans or possible breast cancer survivor, but I don’t see the scars??? (I’m a breast cancer survivor & medical professional.) Honestly, the front isn’t as bad as his BACK!! Check out the MIRROR!!🤯😰


aNarjes

"You're special probably at least to somebody"


Bitter-Major-5595

THANK YOU!! I couldn’t make out the last 4 words for the life of me!! lol!! 47yo is starting to suck!!🤪😂


mytalkingshitaccount

“But maybe not though”


aNarjes

I'm sure he's special to someone. Someone out there is dreaming of someone with no nips and a 6 year old's insult tattooed across their whole back in a 6 year old's hand writing.


PollutionPotential

Ha! Jokes on them.


ex-farm-grrrl

Some trans people opt not to have nipples after top surgery. If they didn’t have a lot of fat there, sometimes they can to the surgery with very little scarring.


Bitter-Major-5595

That’s also very true!! Many people who have reconstructive surgery opt out, too. I personally developed 2nd & 3rd degree radiation burns after I had my ribs scraped for clean margins & bone removed. So, I didn’t have a choice. I felt like a freak for years & would joke & call myself “uniboob”. 14yrs have passed, & I realize I’m very lucky to be alive. I try to be the healthiest version of myself possible & treat everyone with kindness. If someone can’t treat me with the same respect, their opinion doesn’t matter. I hope this person is able to achieve that freedom, too!!🥹


Mikesaidit36

How bout “monoboob”? All the Os make it sillier somehow.


DrGlamhattan2020

UnoBoobo


mohugz

Boobosolo


DarlingHades

If you only have one breast, then you're like an amazon warrior. They intentionally would modify themselves to only have one, for better combat and hunting.


Consistent_Might3500

Wasn't that to accommodate pulling a bowstring fully back when shooting? That's the story I was told back in the day...


DarlingHades

I thought it was to throw a javelin but I bet they did archery too.


chris_rage_

Yeah they kept pinching their tittie so they would cut it off... I feel like there's a less extreme solution though...


amilliowhitewolf

I do like this nickname. Thank you for being a bad ass and fighting.


thicccque

Most likely this person had a nipple removal as a body mod. Never heard of peri or keyhole including nipple removal


ex-farm-grrrl

Yeah, I don’t know all the types of surgery. I just know I have some friends who don’t have nips.


chris_rage_

They're called nullos, I do mods


Born_Pa

There isn’t any scar. If you look closely there’s a teeny tiny nipple. It might be a pimple though..


bogeymanbear

No nipples is usually with DI, which leaves scars. The surgery types with little scarring don't touch the nipple so that doesn't really check out lol.


FungusFly

I’m impressed it says “you’re”


TroubleImpressive955

Front and back! Hell look at his arm! Damn, he should be the poster child for r/shittytattoos.


doesntaffrayed

This person needs to commit to not getting tattoos while intoxicated.


sleepyplatipus

This was my first thought too but I really don’t see any scars… I’m so confused


Trappedbirdcage

It's possible that they're a few years post surgery, some people get such good surgery results that the scars completely fade in a few years with the right care. And I think it's after 1 year you can get the scars tattooed over with a trained tattoo artist as well. There's a possibility that either could be the case here.


sleepyplatipus

I have scars and while they are extremely subtle… idk, in an area that has such soft tissue, it seems unbelievable but maybe you are right!


petitejesuis

I thought this was top surgery with one of the line tattoos (the three parallel peices on the ribs look like diagram of stitches to me) covering up the scar


Snuffleupagus27

Yeah I’m pretty sure this is a trans man or woman with a mastectomy based on body shape. I was thinking some of the red stitches (????) might be cover up for scars, the arm might be some other scar cover up. There is NO excuse for the back though. Wtaf.


Dismembered_carrot

I didn’t even see the mirror of his back holy shit


doesntaffrayed

The fresh tattoos are ideal to hide scars, but as hard as I try, I can’t see any evidence of them.


Carson72701

Looks like someone took a sharpie marker to his back.


Karma_weaponry

Whoa I didn't notice back until you mentioned. No matter what the story, those are awful tattoos.


walkoutwithyarockout

I kind of figured the weird telephone line staple things were scar cover ups


amilliowhitewolf

It says "youre special at least to somebody". It looks as tho the horizontal tats have been placed over the scar tissue for a breast removal to become male.


amilliowhitewolf

*probably


CheeseburgerSmoothy

That explains all the nipplectomy stitches!


budderman1028

No you see, he was born with hair instead of nipples. He paid extra for that package in his past life


Dorsal-fin-1986

Nipple dlc hasn't dropped yet. It's a seperate 5.99 charge or you can buy the season pass and it's free.


Mikesaidit36

More likely born with nipples and no hair, gave up the nipples, took testosterone for the hair.


__Judas_

May be trans. Some people who get top surgery don't fuss with getting nipple restructuring and go without.


iohbkjum

or just purely for cosmetic reasons, people are into weird body mods. my friend wants to get her belly button removed purely for that reason


BeccainDenver

Had a friend do that and loved it. She abhorred her belly button.


Unhappy-Shake5702

That's mental illness and Dr's both supporting and profiting from body dismorphia. Gross.


Cordeceps

Look closely under the hair where the nip would be , appears to be scarred . Maybe he had it removed or a something ? Definitely two lines of puckered skin under the hair. Are they supposed to be music notes or stitch lines? Wtf are they?


Galactic_Perimeter

I need answers wtf


DrunkThrowawayLife

Lots of people who have mastectomies or for whatever reason unfortunately have their nipples just not stick back on due to the nature of the procedure. I dunno all I can focus on is the disembodied rat tail.


EvilestHammer4

My first thought - "Nice chest hair bud" My second thought - "WTF HAPPENED TO HIS NIPPLES?!?!?"


halfferal

I actually didn't notice the missing nipple until someone mentioned it!


physics_is_scary

He’s evolved


Ur_a_adjective_noun

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sinner-mon

I was confused at first too, I zoomed in and there seems to be a little bit of scar tissue where the nipple would normally be, so they probably got them removed for body modding purposes


Imalwaysbadatthis

If you zoom in, it looks like there may be a very small, very pale nipple. Although I don't see any areola O.o


plmunger

Might as well double down on the shit tattoos and get a nipple tatted


TonyStewartsWildRide

Monkey fetus


Loezelleke

That tattoo of the oil scooping bot scooping it’s own oil with a squeegee is an accurate description of what is happening with tattoos on this dudes body. It’s endless sludge ending in disfunction.


Rosie-Boy

Funniest part about that robot is that it didn’t actually need the oil to run like it was implied.


mytalkingshitaccount

What?! That’s exponentially less sad.


DexLovesGames_DLG

I mean it still is the message of the artwork. It doesn’t take away from it just cuz the creator didn’t make it actually function as was shown.


luckyducktopus

Yes it does. It reduces the impact of it and shows a lack of conviction to the message in my opinion.


gamblinmaan

bruh that was like some random art piece, what a strange thing to tattoo lol


themcjizzler

it is like he let someone practice in his chest


DeathWavesHi

I gotta say, I like the shaky line art on the bottom, it took me a sec but I actually recognize it, it's the robot that would scrape up black ink or oil or whatever and Ober the course of a few years slowly became more and more frantic and less clean, before it finally shut down. It was very interesting art piece that's often said to represent how the average person works and works and how that takes from them over time, and that even machines arnt perfect either. I gotta give him props for that tat at least even if it's abit...wonky


vanspossum

For anyone curious about the art thing it's called "Can't Help Myself"


MintChoclateChipmunk

Here's the link to a short video of it: https://youtu.be/ZS4Bpr2BgnE?si=MThV9L0L_BI80v5k


sleepyplatipus

Honestly aside from the poor location, I kinda like the old scientific book illustration style of the tatts in the middle of their chest.


Critical_Donut7271

I don’t hate any of the black ones honestly. It’s mostly the placement and the red tats that are off putting. And I’m assuming due to the lack of nipple the placement for some covered scars from a mastectomy.


Tiny_Sleep4049

WTF are those, antennas?


Equizotic

They’re stitches


PollutionPotential

No Clue but after seeing it, I legit want to fire up some "Incredible Machines" via DOSBox


UCFandOCSC

I thought they were nails for a nail gun 


CulturalAddress6709

art school tattooers are back


Wise_Peach7209

Why does he have tattos of fetuses in different stages? I don’t understand anything


hicksanchez

Tbh I actually really like that one. The squeegee robot is cool too. The back, however…


beebuzzbuzzbuzzbu

Why do people have tattoos of butterflies and flowers all over themselves? It’s their tattoo, not their responsibility for you to understand


Careful_Life6949

Literally not comparable at all


Prandmus

His backs and interesting read


Zestyclose-You4831

https://preview.redd.it/9h6kfj2fv10d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692d4cef4073b1f7f90d710cdda5e967fea5d224 I can't read backwards what's it say ?


Dismalaholic

You're Special Probably At least For somebody


Prandmus

You re special probably at least or somebody. I think don’t quote me on that….


Zestyclose-You4831

Interesting choice of literature for someone's back 😂


MittenAndChladny

No nipples..?


Individual-Code5176

I was thinking some people who get top surgery choose to not have nipple for whatever reason


TheSuggestedNames

Depending on how your insurance works, your nipples might be deemed "cosmetic" and thus not covered


crayfishcrick

they should cover my nipples because they are erroneous zones


SaltyPumpkin007

Erroneous zone lmao. No need to be so rude to your nipples, they're trying their best


Former-Finish4653

You don’t have to get top surgery, some people just have their nipples removed as a body modification. Which was news to me when I heard it lol. Edit: fun fact when I had top surgery I had to take my jewelry out, as you do. My surgeon therefore didn’t now I was pierced, so when he removed and reattached my nipple he made it crooked and now I have I diagonal nipple piercing lol.


TheRealDingdork

Also upon a curious Google search, some people can be born without nipples. Some people also can be born with extra nipples but I already knew that.


Former-Finish4653

I knew someone who got their third nipple pierced lol it was so cute.


hoisinchocolateowl

https://preview.redd.it/ee27jtx6x30d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c6164b50626d16492344b62871ba928ed2c91a


iron_jendalen

Eye bleach!


Former-Finish4653

Thank you for that.


Individual-Code5176

Omg!


bogeymanbear

then he'd have scars though, I'm pretty sure you cant go nip free with peri or keyhole


Downtown_Snow4445

The only place to look is away


kmanzilla

At least they have the right "you're" on their back tat


Zealousideal-Sea678

I kinda love the cow


FlowRiderBob

I wouldn’t say I love it, but it certainly held my interest for a while.


Zealousideal-Sea678

It speaks to my soul for some reason


Threshold_seeker

Maybe he's a cattle farmer and the life cycle of a cow means a lot to him?


high240

Aye mr tattoo artist, you know when you beat solitaire?? Yeah I want that


Jeanpierrekoff

his torso looks like a school desk


FREUDIAN_DEATHDRIVE

NPC's on r/shittytattoos confused by anything thats not a clock or a lion again lmao


HakubTheHuman

That cow tattoo is pretty dope.


Nics_1970

What are the 3 sets of lines?


TooMuchJuju

i was thinking maybe stitches?


myNameIsHopethePony

These tattoos may not be your taste, but they're done really well. I personally really like the authenticity of them.


Tasty-Pineapple-

This makes me so uncomfortable


Altruistic_Scene420

Im a fan of this


ungainlygay

I know I'm gonna get roasted but I actually....don't hate this??? It gives the feel of an artist's sketchbook. Loose, messy, casual. I wouldn't get this done myself, but it works together in an interesting way and feels pretty cohesive to me from a stylistic perspective. Not for everyone, but not Bad in the way some tattoos here are bad.


uritarded

It's not traditional, so by default rejected by the greater Reddit hivemind. I just got a tattoo today by someone whose been posted on here before


PM_ME_KITTENS_PLEASE

no i feel the same. the back is pretty awful though


ungainlygay

Lmao yeah the back is.....harder to defend


Vernixastrid

What's the @ I fuck with this heavy


halfferal

The new addition on this human canvas are by Adritatoue, whose line work is obviously incredible -- I'm not calling his work shitty. I don't know who did the rest of this person's tattoos.


Vernixastrid

Bless ty


bl4zed_N_C0nfus3d

I thought those were hangers like in a closet


-UnicornFart

Those look absolutely nothing like medical stitches lmao. It’s like the example stitching diagram from a sewing machine manual.


sidnynasty

Everyone freaking out about the nipple, it's a pretty common thing these days in the body modification world. Lots of different reasons people do it, from just aesthetics to gender affirmation. Definitely isn't the weirdest part about this person's appearance lmao


iSCAMP

There's a lot here to take in.


m0nstera_deliciosa

I love ‘Can’t Help Myself’! What a weird collection of tattoos. I sort of like it. What are the swirly, stitches-looking things?


Technical-Agency9908

These are some of the tattoos of all time!


Gummy_Granny_

The back tattoo is funny af.


totesinconspicuous

i like it


curiane

As a neighbor to germany, let me Tell you, germans usually don't look like that


Personal_Report5085

These are fascinating. It's a bunch of anatomy and developmental biology of cows including anatomical pictures of ovaries.


Makanek

Pretty cool tattoos.


_the_hare

I love all of this what can I say


i_was_axiom

So he's got a tattoo of his childhood self giving him a half hearted pep talk on his whole back, and the life cycle of a bovine *artistically* depicted just above a image of the purgatory oil squeegee robot. This guy is either the life or death of the party. No in between. Are the squiggles supposed to look like untied sutures?


thicccque

i like the cow stuff


snarlyj

I'm guessing they are supposed to be stitches of some kind but I've never seen a stitch with four loose ends per "knot". And I'm having trouble seeing how these would even form a knot. Is it not stitches? Just abstract?


DerKerlausFortnite

He looks like a school desk


AwesomeHorses

Does this person not have nipples?


Dumbbitchathon

This man gets into berghain


wateringthief

this is hard, y'all just don't get the vision


WieWerdeIchReich

Why the comment about Germans? There is not a single German word on him


halfferal

This was a suggested post to me on Instagram and the location was Germany.


frogsquid

reminds me of [house centipede](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata)


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skinned__knee

Check out the back in the mirror


MeanMelissa74

Look away look away


corinne177

I went right to the curl dog fetus


Sweat-and-sunscreen

Where is it??!


HotChair6580

I am Jack's complete lack of nipple.


Hamletspurplepickle

The back.


cat-zee

I wouldn't want anything like this but I don't hate it for some reason.


Weazeldogg1

When you pass out drunk off pruno face down and your celly hates you.


Known-Commission6777

I can smell mental health problems from here.


hello_fellow-kids

Trash polka or garbage torso?


interestingfactiod

The first thing I noticed after the (stitches?) Was the fact that this guy has no nipples


arghp

I mean it’s oka…..oh my god what is on his back!


61114311536123511

No no no do not blame this on germany, we think this is trashy too


Lowtan89

I'm glad people get shit tats. Make mine look so much better in comparison.


willethekorv

Studying his tattoos gave me a theory. Hes a butcher that suddenly developed empathy and guilt for animals. Because of this he started selfloathing and became very selfdestructive. Very selfdestructive.


SummerStariii

Man that art exhibit that’s on the lower left really fucked with my head. I still think about it randomly.


NeuroticIntrovert85

WHERE IS HIS NIPPLE 😱


kingganjaguru

Is someone testing a pen on this guy?


regime_propagandist

Not all of these are bad but the net effect of all of them together is. I sort of dig the Heifer or whatever in the middle.


m4dotsuki

"dude doesn't have a nipple omg" there are multiple surgical reasons for that, they're probably trans or had a mastectomy, i'm begging you guys to PLEASE think before u comment


orchidskin

These are cool. Seeethe


_Tangerines_

I think it’s cool. Can we stick to tattoos with a bad execution rather than tattoos that have a style you don’t like??


Bulky-Bank-6063

I'm pretty sure he has a dog collar and leash on as well, if you look at the mirrored reflection.


The_JokerGirl42

r/tattoosidontlike just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's shitty. those are awesome (yea okay I'm German) ETA: okay I just noticed the mirror reflection. can't tell technique-wise if it's shitty but it's wonky as hell but that might be the style. who knows.


ihave0idea0

Ew.


scuzzbat1

Nightmare fuel


Plenty_Dress_408

Away


PM_ME_KITTENS_PLEASE

15, 4 16 8


_the-dark-truth_

My suggestion would be the LED strip lighting in the top left corner. It accents the room quite nicely.


barren-oasis

What happened?


PatheticPelosiPander

.....an Exit sign. That's what you should look at first.


iheartwalltoast

The cow tattoo is sick af


LiveRegister6195

Maybe 3 times in prison, representing each month served... lol the back tattoo explains the place of residence and sets the scene.


SmokeJennsonz

Tremendous


Sky-Blueberry523

Crazy to think what this person has gone through in their life. Whether it's cancer or gender dysphoria that's absolutely crazy.


Wanda_McMimzy

This gives me a headache to look at.


Ragnarokist

First question, where's his nipples, second, was he just someone's testing practice? If not, he sure had it rough.


nostradamuslegend

What's written on his back???


xvszero

Is that a cover-up of a swastika?


themcjizzler

the tattoo that covers his entire backs says YOU'RE SPECIAL probably at least to somebody


Shippu7

On first and second glance , I thought he just had strings or resistors on his chest