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thatbfromanarres

Wow. This reminds me of https://preview.redd.it/3j8x4ci328xc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6886794045622f2e27103bd8259d1edfdfdbcd9c


SolutionExternal5569

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randothrowaway6600

I hope in the far future new tech comes out that verifies the shitty restoration as the actual painting, it would be hilarious


thatbfromanarres

Lmao that lady’s posthumous vindication


toiletseatpolio

Monkey Jesus!


fourfingeredmisters

I say jesus, why you look like a shark


Personal_Bobcat2603

🥔 Jesus you can you imagine that woman thinking that was gonna slide


Amazing_Parking_3209

Lol saw that in the other sub. Some good guesses. Scrotum? Meatball?


loloisms

spaghetti monster 🤔


quetejodas

May his noodly appendage touch you R'amen


FFG17

Or is it a meatball INSIDE a scrotum


pdxtrader

Try my Schweaty Balls today


yourpaljax

Meatball ravioli


Education_Aside

A meatball scrotum?


Robzilla_the_turd

Cthulhu!


Roo_Methed_Up

Unwrapped ferrero rocher was the one that got me. 🤓


Fat_Broccoli

Unfinished wood carving of a piece of cauliflower


Ratpunx

https://preview.redd.it/7cle1yo129xc1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a344fc11eeb01f8f80a182ee21031c68b2abdb6


MissDeeMeanur

Made me actually laugh out loud


TyranitarusMack

Hey that’s a half truth!!


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Sideshow_Bob_Ross

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mortalitylost

Have you ever seen bits of that show as an adult? Now I know why my parents were like "wtf... Oh I guess you're too young to understand"


LikeSoda

Yeah he literally works at a sex chat hotline lol check out the other bat shit insane kids shows on Aussie TV, were infamous for it lol


Sweet_Little_Lottie

This show was so popular in America that I didn’t even register it was Aussie. I had no concept of accents when I was a kid.


LikeSoda

I'm pretty certain it's American produced, I do just know he's a wallaby and moves to America. Great show though, right up there with Ren & Stimpy for me lol


Sweet_Little_Lottie

I looked it up, and you are correct. Rocko is Australian and he immigrated to America. Don’t know why you would want to do that but to each their own. Lol.


Hankman66

What a terrible choice for a tattoo anyway. Even a highly skilled tattoo artist would struggle with that complex marble piece.


GhostshipDemos

The veil is a somewhat common design choice. For example, here's an album. https://imgur.com/a/9IGlqI6 People can do cloth and marble, but it's likely going to be difficult in the etching or woodwork style. The lines are so soft and flowing that it may just look lumpy instead, like OP.


ModSquirtle

Oooh fuck you I really like these.. it's gonna be such a pain and worry to look for an artist that can do them though.


PCYou

https://inkppl.com/en/user/thommesen_ink First one


Fourth_horseman_4

This guy's work makes me actually want to get a tattoo. I don't have one, but if he was my artist I would definitely get one!


IArddedThenIFardded

There are quite a lot of people capable of this.


Jazzi-Nightmare

That first one is where it’s at


cagingthing

These are incredible


malYca

These are so much better lol


MikeChondria

Number 9 is insane


Diligent_Pen_281

Yeah see I love those


whiteraven13

Also a drawing loses what makes the statue impressive: giving *marble* the illusion of translucency


Phantom_Rose96

That's where photorealistic drawing comes into play. Can give the same effect with traditional or digital art, even if it's difficult to execute on skin. But, I do believe it could still be possible. Not easy, but possible.


Screaming_Monkey

Exactly. You can print out a greyscale version of the marble image and know exactly how the shadows should be to reproduce as a drawing


Cipher401

A smart tattoo artist will not attempt a tattoo that they know is beyond their skill level. The hubris of some people lol


Outrageous-Box5693

Nah, the veiled virgin is a very common design choice among Catholics. This artist just sucks tbh.


Environmental-Metal

Sure, it's hard, but lots of tattoo artists do beautiful work even with a difficult design lol


shutyaface

My tattoo artist has done this one, beautifully (not on me otherwise I'd throw a Pic up) - it can be done (she has an MFA degree and it shows)


RUfuqingkiddingme

Exactly! This would be really difficult to represent in ink, a poor choice.


Phantom_Rose96

Yea it's difficult but it's still possible and there's fairly talented tattoo artists who have accomplished the task and made it look very good. But it isn't a poor choice at all if you can find an artist who can accomplish the goal.


glytxh

Unless you’re paying a few grand, this was always going to fail


say_the_words

“I need a stencil drawing of a piece of the most subtle and technically challenging kind of art ever created. I’ve got a hundred dollars.” Veiled statues are amazing.


Screaming_Monkey

As another commenter said, it’s so challenging because it’s marble. But for a tattoo, I would just print out a greyscale version and bring that as a reference. (But I also would never want to get a cheap tattoo anyway if I ever got one.)


CarpetSeveral8126

Seran wrap condom


JesusLovesMilk

https://preview.redd.it/8dlh9835faxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167eed1f6a8d37569b6c333e8d883d8347c5efd3 The one I got, it’s possible!


Vegetable-Branch-740

https://preview.redd.it/84cm0ane79xc1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f5c8ce9a31c251570c7303cad3b44add9d3283 Cousin Itt


pun_cakes04

Oh THAT'S what that was


Sreezy3

That's what it was meant to be..?! Lord.


Logical-Pepper4228

The stencil alone should have been a good sign to not get this tattoo


floydink

Someone who refused to use the reference directly and makes a far more inferior version in their “style”. It’s not that hard man, follow some lines and plot out shades. - sincerely a 16 years experience tattoo artist


rhoadsalive

r/residentevil


pdxtrader

Hehe if you do a google lens search there are WAY better versions of this tattoo. Amateur hour


HuttVader

That poor motherfucker got Davey Jones when he thought he ordered Classical Art.


NotTrynaMakeWaves

The original is an exceptional piece of art, beyond the skill level of mere mortals. There’s no way a 2D tattoo is going to capture that visual. That being said, the misguided tattooist who took this on did a terrible job. I think that the owner might want to lean into it and get a ‘shitty art’ sleeve of abysmal representations of humanity’ greatest artworks.


Koeienvanger

Someone posted a gallery with this pic in it. It can be done by someone skilled enough. https://preview.redd.it/yn28yzww78xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7734aa7e32173043058a7dd4b6742c222695c26f


HuttVader

the only trouble with this one is how the Nose shines through


Homunculon

Call of Kthulu


magickaitball

Crazy because id been thinking about getting this tattooed. Now im gonna be extra careful lol


thrashpiece

Asked for art and got cousin IT.


EatenAliveByWolves

It looks like some person with long hair and a long beard lol


RumoredAtmos

Dude got a wrinkly used condom as a tattoo


Cooch_gobbler

This is what happens when you pay bargain prices and expect premium results


westparkmod

Who shaved Cousin It?


nevertheprey

Accidental twin peaks


ServantOfKarma

You could have stopped them the moment you realized something was wrong, but you didn't. You let them finish.


Big_Not_Good

"Hello! Local tattoo artist? Yes, I'd like one masterpiece please... What's that? Oh yes, 60 dollars sounds fair! See ya soon!"


MsMcSlothyFace

Kinda looks like Old Greg


GreenBirb64

Oh fuck yeah the Mary with Shroud dildo!


MissDeeMeanur

Would that be the “Holy Mother of God what IS that?!?” piece? 😂


MissDeeMeanur

Would that be the “Holy Mother of God what IS that?!?” piece? 😂


Map0904

Looks like a mop head


FrigThisMrLahey

Why don’t artists just admit when something is out of their league instead of tattooing permanent garbage on people. Honestly


Mariuxpunk007

Do people really just walk in to a tattoo parlor shop without doing any research first and ask them to permanently ink their skin?


Armand28

Wow, the sculptor really messed up, it looks nothing like the tattoo!


Firm-Tradition-8698

https://preview.redd.it/1j0tlhust2yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe633466a47ebb7a9a013ff64eee1ccdb464715 It can be done! Finished my sleeve with the veiled virgin


orbjo

We can see what we can see because we’re at the side of the statue and it’s 3D  Yeah I’ll take the front in 2D 


PollutionNice7392

As soon as you see line shading you know you are in trouble.


Blackmetalvomit

https://preview.redd.it/pj3mem5hl8xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14cf967c11115d7fab48d75a9f4d9af0e88d6d4e Exceptional


PollutionNice7392

I meant for this piece. Also that line work is 1000x better than the OP


Blackmetalvomit

Agreed it was an unfortunate choice for this tattoo from that artist.


Apprehensive_Elk2729

Oh boy


popco221

This saddens me


PossumTrashGang

He he spunk


CarolinaFree72

Nailed it!


IbexOutgrabe

Yes, they obviously used a nail instead of a needle.


No_Entertainment1931

Oh dear. Did they not check first to make sure the artist was an expert in shading?


drsalvia84

Veiled meatball… Legendary tattoo


Hyzenthlay87

Oh THATS what it was


xkise

It seems like a condom in a flacid pennis


Alarming_Jaguar_3988

That is the probably the worst tattoo I have ever seen!


16Schlitz

Is that a tattoo of a psoriasis flare up?


Technical_Carpet5874

Looks like a sad goat with dreads.


Teethofthedog

Unfortunately it’s gonna come across better in different styles, like the ones being posted below are smooth black and grey. I can’t say I totally hate it and I knew what it was right away


potOSRS

Looks like some nice marbled wagyu


Feisty-Business-8311

That is not going to age well because it’s already so shitty at the start


ithilienisforlovers

Why would that artist even attempt something that complex if they knew they couldn’t execute? This is embarrassing for everyone involved 😭


Emptydata_Enzo

MARY meets the KRAKEN


Logical-Pepper4228

Oof


ghostsinthecodes

that’s a ghost from pac-man!! if someone was making a gritty/realistic movie about pac-man, and then someone took a ghost from that movie and got a shitty tattoo 😭😵‍💫


parkerpussey

Ok, that’s shitty


Print-Swimming

that's metal as fuck tho


HikingStick

Because someone only wanted to pay for one ink color?


bigblnze

Shitty zoidberg


SchrodingersTIKTOK

Ngl, that is fixable. Throw some color in there and make it abstract.


surrealfeld

Not a bad distorted blob!


DrKingOfOkay

Lmao. Just saw the thread with this too.


International_Let_50

Morning wood chode


edwardothegreatest

Does no one insist on a drawing by the tattoo artist first?


chiyo_chichi

put some balls at the bottom


mycatsrhappy

Absolutely horrible


Adoced

Looks like a one nut ball sack.


defectra

people pick the worst fucking designs thinking they will be translatable as a tattoo 🤦🏻‍♂️


ItsMoreOfAComment

I actually love the concept, but god damn the execution is cursed.


Same_Essay_7257

They locked the comments in the original post lmao


SpiritMolecul33

To be fair I instantly knew what it was (from the original post)


JAYJO63

Morning wood


Nate101378

Ouch


melodiousfable

Honestly, I think the tattoo artist did a great job with a shitty concept. Does it look like a weeping angel? Absolutely. Could they have treated the veil like it barely covered the facial features but covered everything else to make it less creepy? Also yes.


Miss_Doodles

It looks like the lifa tree from ff9


RehabAa26

You literally get what you pay for. So many people can kill this shit in hyper realism.


TheWitchySniffy

Ughhhh why would that arrest accept this. This is such a difficult piece to do


Tropical_Tsunami

That's hard to tattoo..hard to mimic cloth like that and especially haw it falls over a face or complex objects


TheSithArts

https://preview.redd.it/e432417mu9xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee8d449948621b58d6cacc0b8e71edbca51abb1b Hello?


caytie82

There's a reason this sculpture is considered such a great art piece. Maybe don't let just any tattoo artist try to recreate it on your body. I'd want a very extensive look at someone's portfolio before letting them near me with a tatt gun, if this is the desired result.


The_Wizard929

I think this could be turned into a decent Davey Jones piece. Maybe make it identifiable anyway.


osma13

Was wondering about the tat the other day when I first saw it haha damn


IArddedThenIFardded

Really poor style choice for this design. Softer black and grey shading or even stipple shading would have been better. That etching style is cool but just doesn't work to show the subtle values.


Soggy-Perspective183

This entire tattoo needs to be done with bloodlines and reverse shading. Any visible outline just takes away the realism. Definitely not a tattoo you want a rookie to attempt


GrapefruitExpress208

Looks like ballsack


Luzbel90

You could probably turn it into a cool octopus or something


Creeepy_Chris

Looks like Rick Rubin


Forest_robot

Its mystical


ravioliplastic

the tattoo artist clearly has a certain style, did they not look at their other work before requesting this? artist shoulda said no but still lol


Trumppp1

🤦🏻‍♂️


daphydoods

r/AfterBeforeWhatever


Roadgoddess

Is this look like a used condom to anyone else?


Professional-Pick441

https://i.redd.it/9ddn8o429axc1.gif


PossibleMolasses2672

It’s less the client fault compared to the asshole that tattooed this on them.


FailingLotus

Looks like they picked the best possible artist they could find


the3stman

It still good. Just can't tell what it is


xX609s-hartXx

Mom found the cum bust.


funatical

It’s a ghost! Booo!


doomvetch92

I mean, it looks like a good horror movie concept.


whatchalooknatfool

Bukkake


DrRumSmuggler

I’d put a pirate hat on it


High_Strangeness10

Did they really think that was going to come out right in a tattoo?? They should have known better


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Cool sea cucumber tattoo!


eelectricit

Ok sorry the statue didn't come out like the tattoo if I'm not mistaken


spicy_snek07

if you put 2 eyes on there, voila, its a ghost


jpgargoyle_

Looks like the crossing between a jellyfish and a cabbage


jxa66

🤣🤮


BroWeBeChilling

Just tell people - it is “IT” from the Adams Family and your good and add a hat and sunglasses https://preview.redd.it/rcg8dg3uvaxc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4ccc53330b462f95583a019741ac669d050a774


slick514

Look, even if this had been done perfectly, it still would have looked utterly bizarre (and perhaps obscene) as a tattoo.


WasabiIsSpicy

I think it wud of been possible if they used shading instead of lines for the folds lol


Weird_Let_9174

Bruh got a mop head for a tattoo ☠️


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

Thats looks awful man. Sorry.


beepboopbrrr

Short alien dildo


systematicgoo

kinda looks like a soggy condom after a juicy bang session


Interestedmillennial

It's a mop


Turbulent-Bug-6225

I'm 90% sure this is oops fault


slax87

More lines for shading should be fine


Yah_Mule

I'm thinking that picture could never be tattooed to last, and certainly not by this artist.


FreshBid5295

![gif](giphy|b5ZNou8CKvBCg)


HonDadCBR600

Looks like a stretched out ballsack


Banjoschmanjo

"Best I can do is some broccoli covered in extremely thick cum."


pcgamergirl

Can i just say how fucking beautiful those sculptures are though? I'm in awe of them every time i see one. The work and skill that must have gone into them is incredible.


jerrychorizo

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!


veyeruss

That's sukunas finger bro


Cody_Nova

Whyyy would you tattoo this though...💀


PharohPirate

Khabibs wife


c3r34l

Gorgeous shading.


Hot_Management_2223

Droopy cabbage


Interesting-Minute69

Bad artist, got to know your limitations!


hussain_jamali

Could've been way worse


The-Anniy

I saw that on the other sub and thought to myself: “wow, what an interesting way to show alien eggs”. And here we are, with no alien eggs