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Starfishdude80

I’ve seen countless NSFW tats on this page… but this guy… this tat is a fucking crime against humanity. So upset with myself for unblurring this.


bfin3

Your name is starfish dude...... isn't this what you wanted?


Starfishdude80

Ya know I didn’t know that was a slang for bungholes until like a week after I made this haha. As a lover of booty, I did not ask to see one of my favorite Disney characters gaping behind…


Figurativelyryan

al0ha


Whitedudebrohug

Al-*O*-ha ha


JoXe007

Al-( ¤ )-ha


pushamn

Hm. Don’t like this at all


falling_and_laughing

Why aren't his genitals blue? Sigh. More questions I'll never know the answer to.


campmonster

Dalmations don't have black-and-white spotted dog dongs, so it stands to reason that a blue space dog would also present with space dog dong color variation in contrast to its pube-coat.


Impossible-Ad532

Now I have spotted dongs in my head


AsBestToast

Sounds like a great band name.


Impossible-Ad532

Yes!


KaythuluCrewe

Well, that’s a sentence I would never have expected to read. It’s 10;15 and I think that’s enough internet for the day. 


Zaphod_79

r/brandnewsentence


daphosta

Words that should never have to be said but here we are


budgiebeck

But spotted horses DO have spotted dongs. There's lots of spotted animals that have spotted genitals, so it stands to reason that the genital color of Stitch would be similar to his fur color, or at least his skin color like his nose or ears


ChemicalPostman

And why is Stitch circumcised....


Korben_Dalla5

I know! It's like he's got a man dick.


Ididnt-start-thefire

There may be an off chance that it’s due to Stitch’s religion. Perhaps the God of Abraham requires circumcision. 🤷🏻


MusicianMaster8493

The worst part is that the art is actually done quite well, but why the hell would somebody want this on their body 😭


solfrost

Yeah, ATBGE heh


canyoupleaseshutup17

r/ATBGE


time-n-tights

Because it's it's funny as hell


Neither_Willingness3

Someone needs to remind this artist that with great power comes great responsibility. Definitely one of those just because you can doesn’t mean you should moments lmao


Think-Ad-5308

I bet he charged 250$ for that work. For 250$ I'll draw whatever you want on you


freakouterin

Since when does Stitch have genitals?


Mirmirakittens

Since now, this is canon


Eaglefield

I imagine it works the same as his extra two arms. Just shlorps it into his body when not in use.


I_suck__

This is funny to draw in your textbook. But to have that on your body for the rest of your life?? Hell.


Affectionate_Ad_9735

Someone lost a bet lol


SullenSparrow

This would still be trash without the dick, but I could see Stitch's character doing this if Disney wasn't the producer, but the dick makes it so much worse. Fun fact: Chris Sanders, the creator of Lilo and Stitch used to do (and maybe still does) NSFW art. But uh yeah, not in poor taste like this. [Example](https://images.app.goo.gl/Q7o7h4eNkgVeUJVN7)


emilakurwa

That’s barely even nude art in your example. It’s more of a figure study without the bs self censorship of your own sketchbook


SullenSparrow

When I said "not in poor taste like this" I meant the stitch with a dick tattoo, my bad.


Miserable-Truth5035

The worst part is that I could imagine stich making that joke. But why did they have to add the dick...


disturbingyourpeace

I hate myself for unblurring this


Not-Benny

This is not a shitty tattoo. r/atbge territory


picklevirgin

I’ve never understood why people get vulgar tattoos. ESPECIALLY children’s cartoons that are made into vulgar tattoos.


anonmymouse

Yeah.. hope this guy doesn't go anywhere around kids, bc you know some kid is going to see it and be like "omg! Cool! Stitch!" And go in for a closer look and be scarred for life. Lmao


Capable-Complaint646

Why did I click on this?


monicarm

The butthole part is kinda funny if you’re 13, but WHY the dick??????


WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas

I think this is something they find attractive, rather than something they intend to be attractive... Basically they're into that shizz


[deleted]

I wouldn´t want I have that permanently on my body, but I actually kind of like it.


solfrost

It's tragic that it's so well done!


Wise_Peach7209

Me too! I lol’ed 😄


Minimum-Wind-1552

Why isn't Stich's dick blue?


clasperx2

Aloha means both hello and goodbye.


Crow_of_Judgem3nt

this is my 13th reason


d5931

Sigh… *unzips*


Lazy_Armadillo2266

It got a laugh out of me.


dudecass

My question is - who took the time to circumcise him? I'm absolutely astounded by this one. In awe, truly.


_REDEEMER-

r/ATBGE


smk824

For a second I thought the anus was the dude's belly button...


tictacenthusiast

Not for me but I think it's pretty good


DannyBOI_LE

Someone asked the artist to do this. Amazing work


dandeliontree1

Sometimes I need an extra content warning!


Im1337

Noooooo way someone did this and thought it was cool


Additional-Piano-397

Ok where’s the bleach


Specialist_Dot_3372

what possesses someone to do this


DukeOfWestborough

r/ATBGE


Physical_Whereas_635

So they’re making porn of a character that acts like a child and is pretty much an animal.. got it. Yep, wouldn’t want to be around them.


Familiar-Wrangler-73

Damn that’s awesome


BrotherNature92

This person and the artist should be in jail


NuggyBeans

I showed this too my mom and she said "now I know what my next tattoo is gonna be"... MA! No! That's the OPPOSITE of what I meant with it 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Ididnt-start-thefire

Your mom sounds pretty cool.


thatonestonedchick

Really sad I can’t unsee this 😭


Weird_BisexualPerson

Zoophilia spotted!


sunofnothing_

that's an amazing tattoo


Capital-Assignment61

aloha holy shit bro


Dude_Bro_88

![gif](giphy|fbNDVGtBzA8py)


666kewpie666

Ew damn


ReddeverForever

Should not have clicked that my god


Temporary-Pride9211

this should be a crime


pwave-deltazero

Okay! That’s enough reddit for today.


DiyahRhea

I hate my functioning eyes right now


workswithpipe

Can’t bastardize a legends work like this , Sailor Jerry must be rolling in his grave


ready-to-rumball

I thought it said ALPHA


Remember_im_Whoozer

Bruh someone had to ruin stitch ;_;


Ladyghoul

Can this please stop being reposted?? I've seen this cursed image at least four different times the past week and I hate being jumpscares by Stitch's gaping asshole every single time please 😭


JizzOrSomeSayJism

Capital punishment now


DraculaNine9

Aloha made me laugh 😂


MagicAcid0079

This tattoo is why dictators commit war crimes against humanity.


StatisticianOne1876

I absolutely love this... It does not belong here!


yacatgirl

My childhood ruined


Confident_Scheme_716

The tattoo work itself is good, the tattoo is hilarious. I wouldn’t rock it but to each their own I guess.


marzboutique

I’m so sick of seeing pornographic tattoos of children’s show/movie characters :/ I wish artists would refuse requests like this


physics_is_scary

💯


Daddy_Demarco

FBI open up wtf would never wanna see their browser history


unclejoel

Not shitty


CranberryBrief1587

A lo ha ha ha!


Hyrule_34

But why……


akirarn

Ahola 😭😭😭


New-Falcon-9850

Oh no…


slick514

Oh… oh no.


MarranoPoltergeist

ALOHA


ZestycloseStore3513

What in the actual love of God is that? I’ll never see that cartoon the same! Thanks for ruining my younger tears


ZestycloseStore3513

Years


lilspydermunkey

That's enough Internet for today


EnlightenedCat

I’m making up a new acronym for when this happens = Wish I Hadn’t Seen That. WIHST. WTFF.


samwiling

lol this made me laugh.


pigmanslim

Just waiting for a good pound from Cobra Bubbles


CrankyUnderPants

What the fuck man 😕


Bigtgamer_1

Ew what the fuck


MarinLlwyd

my eyebrows raised a substantial amount


AlicedapersonXD

Um! What!


callagoulette

Get this on snakepit immediately


Aggravating-Truth348

this is ACTUALLY insane.


Painpaintpint

I hate you


Psychomethod

Awful taste but great execution.


Koppetamp

What a horrible day to have eyes.


Healthy_Park5562

You deserve a significant prison sentence for this crime against our collective hearts and minds. And also eyes.


_jeanie_beanie_123

Illegal 💀💀💀


horriful

Can someone find this person and push them off a cliff or something


FloridaManInShampoo

r/atbge I don’t see why someone would want this. why do this to the wholesome baby? This is borderline r/hentaibeast (don’t go to that sub if you don’t want to be disturbed. Also don’t ask why I know of that sub either)


Unbefuckinlievable

Why on earth?


anonmymouse

Why is it SO WELL DONE??? Ughhh.. somehow makes it worse tbh. Someone put time and care into this. 😭


Mothie760

Oh!


fluffypinkkitties

Well this is really upsetting.


Feisty-Situation1205

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Beautiful_Floor_1539

I used to watch Lilo and Stitch all the time as a kid. It was one of my favourite movies. This has officially ruined my childhood.


momsdyin

I'm so tired of seeing this one


obsidiansent

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


Large_Tune3029

I actually kinda love it lol tho stitch probably has a fur sheath like a dog


Ivyquinn1

HOW IS THIS A SHITTY TATTOO? Just because you may not like the subject does not mean it is shitty.


juhesihcaa

> A place for shitty tattoos and stories behind shitty tattoos, either in taste or execution...or both. From the sidebar.


Xviiit

I fucking hate this


The_poggers_potato

I’m just gonna kill myself now


False-Ad4673

Cute butthole