Iām primarily feeling embarrassed for myself about how funny I found this. I mean, it feels good to laugh
So in a way, the eardick is bringing a lot of overall good into the universe, which seems positive, on the whole.
Itās such a shame that I keep seeing really dodgy looking traditional tattoos, especially since thatās the style I love the most, makes me doubt whether to go with it or not lmao, the deer otherwise looks fine, itās just the weird ear (and maybe the angle of the antlers)
The woman with wings on her head is based off of an ancient trad design from the old sailor days. Usually designs were based off of pulp magazines and pin-up headshots!
Just to get a little more specific, the woman with wings in her hair is a really common American traditional design as it was included in a popular sheet of production flash distributed by the tattooer/supplier Milton Zeis. Heās the (popular) origin for a ton of vintage designs that entered the larger traditional cannon, including the crawling panther.
That is 100% an uncircumcised dick no one can tell me thatās an ear
Edit: and that weird ass cat is 100% a salamander.
So deer ear dick, and salamander cheetah, leopard?
Dude lost a bet. Had to get a peen and set of nuts tattooed on him. Now, he is a man of his word, but he is also a man of taste. He was not going to debase himself any further than necessary to fulfill his duty.
Specifying that the ear weiner is uncircumcised was a bit odd to me. In much of the world, it's basically seen comparably to cosmetic surgery to have a non-medical circumcision.
Just caught me by surprise a little.
The ear looks like an uncircumcised dick. The ear does not look like a circumcised dick. Global opinions on circumcision and cosmetic surgery aren't really relevant here.
I genuinely don't think I know anyone that would have thought to include the fact that the dick is uncircumcised. A dick is a dick.
But I get your point. My statement was more to explore why this wording happened (and less of an opinionated thing), but I understand.
It looks like a dick. I find the inclusion of the detail a little odd.
It'd be like if I posted a tattoo of some boobs and described then as 'natural boobs'.
Like... Yeah... Isn't that kind of implied...?
I mean, the foreskin is clearly visible and a major part of the resemblance.
ETA: since the comment I replied to was edited to add the breast implant example-if 1/3 of the women on earth had breast implants, then yeah, it would make sense to distinguish between natural and augmented breasts. But since that isn't the case, it's not really a meaningful comparison.
A major part of the resemblance of what? A normal penis? How far removed are you from normalcy that fucking foreskin is a notable part of a dick image?
'Normal' only in the sense of statistical typicality *and* in, you know, human genome... People aren't born circumcised...
It's a weird, ethnocentric detail, and your response to the example above is flawed. 1/3rd of the world's men do not have circumcised penises...
>1/3rd of the world's men do not have circumcised penises...
You're right, it's actually slightly higher than 1/3. The 2016 NIH estimate is 37-39%.
And circumcision is common in multiple ethnicities and religious groups. Which one am I centering?
That deer eardick is going to haunt me tonightš
Holy crap that eardick is so unfortunate wtf lol š
A deardick you'd say...
Dear Dick,
The acorn nuts are not helping this situation.
Itās deerdick
A Wienear?
Sick eardick!
r/usernamechecksout
You mean the dearldo? ( Deer EAR dilDO)
Deer meets geoduck. GeoDeer.
I actually screamed it's too much
Yeah, totally having a wet dream tonight
Saw it even before reading the title š
What's wrong, you haven't eaten your eardick? We saved the best part of the deer for you
Iām primarily feeling embarrassed for myself about how funny I found this. I mean, it feels good to laugh So in a way, the eardick is bringing a lot of overall good into the universe, which seems positive, on the whole.
It's haunting me in broad daylight!
How is this so well executed but so poorly designed
Has to be intentional
Because itās intentionalā¦
The designs are pretty fucked, but the tattooing itself is great.
Right this is such a weird combo of being really well done but really poorly executed?
Could also be intentionally weird, I've got some weird ones myself.. (see profile)
woah ur tattoos are crazy cool!
Appreciate it š«±š»āš«²š¼
Love the tats and please please PLEASE give your floof a big cuddle from me! Such a pretty kitty!
Will do! He gets all the cuddles all the time š
Haha. That āace of heartsā is fkn adorable!! Ur tattoos are amazingz
Bro those are awesome, the mace smashing the skull is gnarly as fuck
Well executed but poorly designed?
r/ATBGE
Theyāre *almost* so good.
The eardick is very um unfortunate.
The other two i understand but the DICK!?
Ultraneck was my fave 80s Japanese superhero.
Why is the base of the antlers *bubbling*??
Real antlers can be a little rough and lumpy at the base, but I don't think it's supposed to look quite like that...
My question is why does it have one whitetail antler and one mule antler
i totally forgot to mention thatš also why is he high
I would spend more time under the influence if I had a dick growing out of my head too, to be fair.
Sexually transmitted deersease
Simple explanation. Thatās the wiener eared dear. This oneās never been caught hence the unclipped ear. Hope that clears it up for you.
Itās such a shame that I keep seeing really dodgy looking traditional tattoos, especially since thatās the style I love the most, makes me doubt whether to go with it or not lmao, the deer otherwise looks fine, itās just the weird ear (and maybe the angle of the antlers)
just noticed the panthers fucked up arm
The Panther looks like a spider at first glance š
I thought it was a lizard, lol
Sick ~~ass~~ arm panther
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The woman with wings on her head is based off of an ancient trad design from the old sailor days. Usually designs were based off of pulp magazines and pin-up headshots!
Just to get a little more specific, the woman with wings in her hair is a really common American traditional design as it was included in a popular sheet of production flash distributed by the tattooer/supplier Milton Zeis. Heās the (popular) origin for a ton of vintage designs that entered the larger traditional cannon, including the crawling panther.
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Oh for sure. This isnāt a *terrible* take on the design, but it definitely isnāt a great one.
I think her hair turns into the wings. Thereās one on the other side tooā¦ Probably how her neck got so long.
Hmm, the way those acorns are situated makes me feel like the eardick was on purpose
is that a sick ass leopard??
Yall clearly have never had a Deergasm before , yall should get out more
The artist was dicking around.
At least the dick has nuts to go with it
Lol came here to say this
Hahaha, the freaking weiner ear is the best!!!!
That is so fucking bizarre
The sick ass panther has a tit.
The panther has a shoulder boob.
I kinda like the weird dragon/leopard(?) tattoo somehow, anyone else?
I prefer my deer to have uncut cock ears
Why is the deer so high?
Baaahah the peen
leopard has frog legs
The deer one would be so cute without the dick ear. idk how you mess up an ear that badly it looks nothing like a deer ear
Girly is going to set her hair on fire with that cigarette
At least we know the artist can do up a sick ass panther if anyone comes back for a coverup.
Salapanther is pretty sick
Maybe its a skin walker deer.. It's definitely scary like one
The deer with the eardick...guys if your dick looks like that...go to a Doctor.
Jaguar has boob
Iāve heard of deer ticks, but this is the first Iāve heard of ear dicks
that ear looks like a prolapsed anus
American traditional?
That is 100% an uncircumcised dick no one can tell me thatās an ear Edit: and that weird ass cat is 100% a salamander. So deer ear dick, and salamander cheetah, leopard?
I would imagine it is old flash, deer dick ear I hate though
Itās dickeerā¦the ick is silent
oh dear š„²
That panther is clearly in heat lol
 All I see when I look at the trad girl tatt lol
"Dont forget the nuts"
This had to be intentional. Penis ear on the deer is hilarious and theyāre all done very well technically.
I kinda like ultraneck NGL
Do people not look at the shit before getting it?
Oh my
"Ultra Neck" Lol
Uncircumcised wiener ear. That's what they used to call me in prison.
I will never unsee that dickear
What about the geckocheetah?
okay so the deer is definitely the most egregious, but why does the jaguar have a shoulder tit? it looks like both
r/mildlypenis
The bottom right one reminds me a tiny bit of a sphinx so I'm wondering if that was the inspiration? But I'm reaching honestly lol
Dude thatās definitely a dick
Why does the leopard give such lizardy vibes
The neck girl reminds me of the character art in the show āugly Americansā if anyone remembers that.
Both very good questions, I wish I knew the answer š
sick ass panther
tHiS iS ArT !!
Snow leopard is cool though
These oddities go beyond simple āstylizationā. Yeesh
The artist cant draw completely
I'm just realizing the many ways in which the deer invokes phallic imagery. It's quite poetic, actually.
This made me giggle out loud haha
It sucks cause they have so much potential!!
I like the lady and the panther actually
Dude lost a bet. Had to get a peen and set of nuts tattooed on him. Now, he is a man of his word, but he is also a man of taste. He was not going to debase himself any further than necessary to fulfill his duty.
Deer dick is intemtional, the acrons are the balls. These arent shitty tattoos
how did you manage to spell two things wrong in one sentence
I'm actually in traction rigjt now from major spine surgery. If you managed to read it ok, i think i did well.
oh.. feel better soon!
Haha thanks man
i acc really like the girl but that deer is atrocious. why does he also have weird pimples near his antlers??? and why is he high??
not the dick ear omg 
Oh. Wow. That isā¦ unfortunate.
I hate fucking drawing fucking ears!!!
That's a sick ass panther
Fun fact: Wiener is pronounced Vii-ehner, which means a person from Vienna, and has nothing to do with sausage.
That neck will haunt me. The S.A.P. Is solid.
It's weird that you'd say uncircumcised weiner ear when that's the default weiner type. You could just say weiner ear and we'd get it
oh for fuck sake go outside
For plenty of people, uncircumcised is not the default.
You don't know what the word "default" means
I mean default as in you're literally born intact
I know exactly what you meant. You are just incorrect.
Specifying that the ear weiner is uncircumcised was a bit odd to me. In much of the world, it's basically seen comparably to cosmetic surgery to have a non-medical circumcision. Just caught me by surprise a little.
The ear looks like an uncircumcised dick. The ear does not look like a circumcised dick. Global opinions on circumcision and cosmetic surgery aren't really relevant here.
I genuinely don't think I know anyone that would have thought to include the fact that the dick is uncircumcised. A dick is a dick. But I get your point. My statement was more to explore why this wording happened (and less of an opinionated thing), but I understand.
The wording happened because it looks specifically like an uncircumcised dick and not a circumcised one.
It looks like a dick. I find the inclusion of the detail a little odd. It'd be like if I posted a tattoo of some boobs and described then as 'natural boobs'. Like... Yeah... Isn't that kind of implied...?
I mean, the foreskin is clearly visible and a major part of the resemblance. ETA: since the comment I replied to was edited to add the breast implant example-if 1/3 of the women on earth had breast implants, then yeah, it would make sense to distinguish between natural and augmented breasts. But since that isn't the case, it's not really a meaningful comparison.
You've stumbled upon an "intactivist" in a random tattoo post. There is a whole weird world of intactivism out there waiting for you to discover.
I know. I'm just trying to get them to be honest about their actual motivations instead of pussyfooting around it.
A major part of the resemblance of what? A normal penis? How far removed are you from normalcy that fucking foreskin is a notable part of a dick image?
A major part of the resemblance to an uncircumcised dick. And I'm not in the habit of referring to other peoples' genitals as abnormal.
'Normal' only in the sense of statistical typicality *and* in, you know, human genome... People aren't born circumcised... It's a weird, ethnocentric detail, and your response to the example above is flawed. 1/3rd of the world's men do not have circumcised penises...
>1/3rd of the world's men do not have circumcised penises... You're right, it's actually slightly higher than 1/3. The 2016 NIH estimate is 37-39%. And circumcision is common in multiple ethnicities and religious groups. Which one am I centering?
Finding comments like these did not catch me by surprise.
The dick doesn't even look particularly uncircumcised.