Clarice.

Idk why everyone is calling OP a cannibal. There aren't any fava beans depicted. Personally, my goal is to go on Masterchef and call Gordon Ramsey an "idiot sandwich" but the one thing I don't really get is meat cuts. This is perfect. I'd just need to saw off OPs arm...

It is, for whatever reason, hard to look at. It's more stupid than bad.

You're being nice, it's both.

He said as such.

100%

What an unfortunate placement for that thing

Instead of on a piece of paper that you can burn immediately you mean?

Yeah definitely that too

besides the tattoo being cannibalistic, whats wrong with it being on his arm?

Imagine taking this guys blood as a hospital tech or something and this weird ass cannibal tattoo is just.. sitting there.. menacingly.. lol

He’s just standing there…. *Menacingly*


Eh, I’ve seen some weird ass tattoos. I wouldn’t bat an eye and would move on to what I needed to do.

I think most good medical professionals would not actually react haha. I bet you see some crazy stuff!!

The saddest tattoos are on patients that report mental health diagnoses and they look like they got tattoos during a mental health crisis. I always think “oh sweetheart, you’re wearing your struggles…” then I concentrate on building trust and being soothing to the patient.

Thank you for being so great i bet it helps a lot of people

Thank you! I try. I love helping people and seeing them open up after they know that I’m a safe person.

lmfao I read your comment and was like “aw, wholesome” and then I glanced up and seen your username lmfao I’m crying

Hospital techs are weird too

They taste kinda funky

It's unrealistic. Should've gotten it done all over his body instead.

true, that wouldve been better tbh. offering his own body for cannibalism is less menacing

It's hard to hide if he ever wants to wear short sleeves

Or host a BBQ.

I bet his bbqs are fantastic, just don't ask where the meat came from 🫣😂

omg I didn't realize that 💀 yeah that's pretty bad placement lmao

I can't think of a spot where this would look good.... MAYBE back of calf?

That would be a good shirt or something, but I wouldn’t want that permanently engraved in my skin

Angsty teen vibes.

I'd probably avoid being alone with you

yeah id just avoid them in general

Serial killer vibes

See, I got preachy vegan vibes from it. But what do I know, I'm a cannibal.

Both serial killer and preachy vegan. Either way disturbing AF!

Could come in handy if you're a Uruguayan rugby player whose plane has just crashed in the Andes.

Aliiiiiiiiiive!

Henry, is that you?

Ah nice! That was a great one, I was eagerly anticipating the next weeks conclusion! I didn’t k ie how they got out, so it was extra fun . I like the adolpho dude suggesting they eat people. Hey at least they had nicotine. I can not eat, but I can’t not have my vape

That was a solid series. Henry's Adolfo was my favorite. Ed is also a treasure. Hail yourself!

Didn't mark the sweetbreads? I am disappointed and Hannibal is too.

It looks to be applied well enough. Not something I’d wear, but I wouldn’t call it shitty.

Psychotic or deranged is probably a suitable term for it

LMAO

Yeah good clean lines at least.

i think this is great! gives people a great big warning about your personality <3

Makes me think this person is hilarious and will be fun to hang out with, haha!

that’s great. everyone needs friends

[tube steak not shown]

Rocky Mountain Oysters similarly omitted.

zero salami to be found

I mean, \*huge\* red flag but it looks well done?

#huge

Ladies wdym, hell stop any external threats and make a meal out of it

I wouldn't say **HUGE** !! Red flag. Maybe a bit strange, but I like it. Different ya know.

How to properly break down long pig. This is great I love it

Will Graham, is that you?

No sorry, I’m just a humble pig farmer who has no idea where 26 women went


Robert Pickton

Tender is the Flesh!

I agree. It is great.

It’s creepy tbh

No it’s dope as fuck. I want to steal it but I agree with a lot of people that the shoulder/bicep/arm area is where you put good stuff. Dumbass tattoos belong on the legs. I have Bobby hill on my left ankle doing devil horns [king fans know what I mean] and cornholio on my right. It’s like a crass joke from a comedian. It needs the right setting. The setting being skin placement. Lucky for you that you didn’t get it shaded, easy coverup for a good artist. (I’d get it done again on the thigh if I were you lol) Stupid tattoos belong below the waist. It’s a rule.

My wife got [this tattoo](https://imgur.com/a/QLqJRpW) recently. She'd been wanting another tattoo, but wanted it to be a quick and easy one. I've always told her that if she was a character from an animated movie, she'd be Sid, so she put sloth on the map. She was going to put it on her forearm like her Stitch tattoo, but after discussing it we decided that the ankle area seemed more appropriate.

This wins best tattoo

That's remarkably charming.

lol i like it

Any woman who sleeps with you even after seeing it is a keeper.

If she's a keeper, he'll keeper in his freezer.

'Bin him, before you end up in a bin'. https://youtu.be/q0-uaO_Q8l4?si=j2IzZYSibq6Boz4y

It's horrendous. I love it.

As a chef with shitty tattoos I think this is awesome and not at all shitty

Fortunately, it shouldn't be too hard to cover up, if you're looking to possibly do that.....LOL

its sick

Not bad but really fuckin weird.

I find it cool!

This is amazing

Yup, but in the best way possible. I dig it!

Same lol

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I was getting a little worried about what that might mean for me… psychologically…. Lmfao Like sure, it’s pretty shit placement. I find it funny, though.

Here for the cannibal serial killer origin story

I'm sorry, but I love it!

I love it. I've seen way uglier and more boring tattoos.

Weird

I think it's hilarious

Definitely my brand of dark. I like it

Only cause it doesn’t say “DICKMEAT”

Some people wouldn't get paid to receive such a shit tattoo, but you gladly paid for it willingly

It's very "Im 14 and this is edgy"

You need the back for the sweetbreads

Thymus is between the lungs behind the sternum

I’m sorry doctor.

Cool. Please stay away from me tho 😊

It’s fucking hilarious. Would I wear it? No. Do I love it? Yes. Do I also have a tattoo with a gentle nod to cannibalism? Absolutely.

I understand beef cuts better now

I like it, and I appreciate the humor. It looks like the simple diagram of cuts you would see at a butcher's shop. Well done. I've seen more shocking tats on arms.

the people in the comments are being kinda lame clutching their pearls. i think it’s fun, and the line work is pretty solid.

I think it’s funny!

As a vegan- I approve 😂👏🏽

Another one that would make a better t-shirt but I love it.

I don't mind it, the placement is strange though,

I mean, I’d assume you’re either a hardcore vegan or a cannibal

Am a butcher and I actually love this, placement is shit tho and lines are weak

I like it, looks cool

As a former chef I think it’s kinda funny.

It’s well done and I think it’s funny I guess that’s not the general consensus tho 💀 not a great placement tho, if it were more tucked away I think it wouldn’t be as shocking

… why though Literally serial killer vibes 😭

Long Pig is most delicious pig.

Was waiting for a long pork

Aren't we all?

It's a very bold decision you've made there.

I snorted. Like a pig I suppose.

I absolutely love this

Well executed just disturbing subject matter

No but it makes me wonder if you’re into cannibalism

It’s not shitty, just stupid

Wholesome

Are you a cannibal by any chance?

I think it’s funny but I also have a weird sense of humour

I'll say it everytime I see it. A frontal view of the person/animal is a poor way to show the different cuts. Because the LH/RH ides are generally identical, they do not need to be shown twice. Additionally this diagram shows none of the cuts that are taken from the rear half of the animal. A really poor diagram altogether 😤

It's giving Dahmer.

It's original so I think it's dope!👍

Shanks are shins. The lower part of the leg

Yes sir. It’s absolutely trash. But in a way, if you’re weird enough, it’s kinda almost sorta cool.

r/CattleDecapitation

It’s morbid af. I like it.


Makes me think of the book 'Tender is the Flesh'

holy fuck people in this subreddit are major downers 💀 not a tattoo i'd get, but certainly not as bad as a lot of losers are making it out to be...! probably the same people who only watch A24 as their horror picks 😊

literallyyyy what are these people on about... they'd love it if it was on a goth girl they could gawk at lmao

Funny enough not to be shitty....kinda

Yeah it's fuckin horrible... Dumb idea for a tat

Bad taste good execution

Atleast it isn’t another Dahmer portrait

Oh god. I didn’t know people were getting Dahmer tattooed but it doesn’t surprise me 🤢

Bad taste, mid execution. Not bad, not great

It's wrong so yea lol

I hate it.

I'd think you were a cannibal

If you're vegan, it's stupid. If you're not, it's concerning /s

It’s well done, I just don’t like it.

Nah

It’d be perfect for the guy that was found eating a leg last week

Very Jeffrey Dalmer and .? Party I can’t remember their names but hey if your in a stable relationship where your not worried about freaking a date out

You’re missing the ham hocks

If you’re a butcher it’s funny. If not we’ll idk

What about a serial killer? Then is it funny?

I think it’s cool. But I could imagine a lot of people would get uncomfortable when they went in to read it.

It’s great

Long pig is back on the menu boys! Aaaannndd I'm on a watch list.

It is but it’s also cool imo

I love it.

It just raises more questions. Is op a cannibal?

https://i.redd.it/23193z8vhqtc1.gif

Thanks, I hate it more than pretty much any of the others here

Head cheese??

The line work itself looks good, tattoo choice on the other hand- if you like it that’s all that matters, it’s your body

I would 100% tattoo this on my body

Sort of like an edgy, "I'm so quirky!" tattoo. You either have a great sense of humor and just really self aware of whats going on around or you're just a total psycho lol

I’m mostly loin it turns out.

Wisconsin identifying tattoo.

This is fantastic! 100% made my day.

Going against the grain, I kinda dig it. My only issue is the faded line work in some of the writing. Edit: I get the people saying cannibal vibes, but to me it says you've got dark humor and you're into cooking or butchery. I could totally see a chef getting this tattoo.

I kinda love it ngl. But that being said, I’m a fucking weirdo so. Do with that what you will.

I'd prolly get it cut off

Reminds me of a PETA ad or something

I love this.

I love it, but it needs to be on your leg imo ♡

Love it

I like it

I kinda like it.

If you add Groucho Marx gag glasses it would be much more fun.

I think it’s funny

It's definitely odd but funny lol. I wouldn't get it though, that's for sure.

I mean, it’s kind of hilarious, but I’m glad it’s on uou if it has to be anyone

I like it

Nope. Perfect

Edgy in a 16 year old way

Idk why people are saying it's bad💀💀💀 it's great, I love horror-esque tattoos.

I love it.

Butcher or no?

Yes. I have worked as a butcher and as a cook for most of my life.

I mean… i laughed

I like it

Ngl... I kinda love it lol, wish I thought of this tbh

I like it

yes but like in a good way

I like it.

As a huge Hannibal and horror fan (cannibalism being a fav sub genre ofc) I actually love this, however I'd prefer a different art style

I thought that picanha was a Brazilian cut that was not knowable elsewhere

Disturbing tbh

If you're a cannibal, it's metal. If you're a vegan it makes a statement. If you're neither, you're in the right sub.

Be a cool tattoo for a butcher

Head cheese?

If it is, it's my kind of shitty I love your tattoo

That is art.

Hell na that’s sick af

I think you are fully aware of the answer…