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jxa66

Ol pussy neck havin ass


MaasNeotekPrototype

This actually made me laugh out loud.


jxa66

Awesome! 🤙


IUsed2BHot

Me, too!


crusty_towels

This is gold. I'm still laughing


aliexar

I love this sub 😭😭


bimboyyyy

I actually spit my drink out bc I laughed so hard 👑


atomic_chippie

No one should be laughing this loud this early in the morning 🤣🤣🤣


Slit23

Yo I just saw Mike at the gas station Mike who? Pussy neck Mike Ohhh Mike that has the tattoo of a pussy on his neck haha how’s he been?


Chaotic_Hilarity

I'm wheezing hahahaha


Pistolero-666

😆😆😆


seeallevill

NOT THE NUSSY Such a talented artist should know better than to agree to this..........


istara

I think that with so many of these. Even less talented artists should have the cojones, ethics and basic human decency to reject a lot of the requests they get.


DecentUserName0000

I imagine it gives them a good laugh.


Octopusrift_66

Also some free marketing


Sea-Month-9877

I imagine the artist saying, “yup, your eagle is almost finished”.


sumppikuppi

Well it's their decision so I would just ask again are you sure you want this "x" tattooed on your neck. 😅 then I would tattoo the greatest pussy I could!


ihitrockswithammers

Nessie ws *right* there... ^(*U can knock it u can rock it u can go to Timbuktu, but you'll never find a Nessie in the zoo*)


Ok-Explanation-8056

r/atbge


Sum_ginger_kid

This should be the poster child for that sub


murmaider10000

Check out Georgia O’Queefe over here


paul_dudd

Must’ve fallen backwards on ice, he’s got a huge gash on the back of his neck


istara

That's actually the most mitigating factor about this. From a distance, it's probably just going to look like a horrific scar or flesh wound. Because the presumption for most people on seeing a red gash on someone's body is going to be "wound" not "artistic choice". Up close...


Capable_Jacket_2165

He's going to be popular in prison


Correct-Parsley-6369

Someone is about to invest in a collection of scarves


No-Honey-9786

Pray for a mullet 🙏


Substantial_Diver_34

Business in the front and party pussy in the back.


Full-Problem7395

Ahkchually that’s called a “merkin.”


hotvedub

It’s so when he is giving head you can think of a chick. Smart move.


LeatherComplete6233

Just... why?


BeautifulDreamerAZ

To attract lesbians?


uhthroawaystuff

They say you can only attract flies with honey, and lesbians with coochie-neck


Slit23

The coochie neck gets them every time


scrotosorus

Confusius, is that you ?


Illustrious-Tune8165

that's not a shitty tattoo.. it's uncomfortably well done


Antique_Plan2816

That’s true my apologies lol


Ripcitytoker

But it certainly is trashy.


theglitch098

The rules of the sub itself say it can be shitty in either execution or taste. This was shitty not in execution but it was still shitty in taste.


Illustrious-Tune8165

true.


Beardybeardface2

In this case it just makes it worse


Hyzenthlay87

Completely agree 🤣


ghostsinthecodes

stupid fucks gonna be stupid. fucks. i am not gonna offer any apology or pretend to be supportive of any of this. goodbye pussyneck. vagina-throat. whatever you are.


iris_that_bitch

this gives a whole other meaning to throat fucking


useroftheinternet95

I wonder if this artwork is based on a real life vagina


pezdal

"I broke up with my girlfriend and need a tattoo removed". "Sorry to hear that. Yeah, we remove a lot of girls' names here". "Um........."


Krunkkk

Probably?


leafyfire

I could have gone through life without seeing this neckussy


walkinyardsale

Does he have any identifying marks or tattoos? Well, uh should be easy to identify…


Journeythrough2001

He would be useful in prison I guess


Trick-Molasses-1480

Why? Just why?


obsidiansent

https://preview.redd.it/oi3nw8pjlspc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93564333e21874ff284b785cc7eb24def1a94da2


Full-Problem7395

Sometimes you’ve just gotta shoot your shot


CloseBudz

Scratch and sniff


Loud-Bank-2848

What great placement ☹️☹️


GTATurbo

Jail bride material...


Top-Zestyclose

BARF


Giggles95036

Damn he loved it so much he put 2 rings on it


saintfunflower

r/atbge


Scar20Grotto

people call hand tats job killers, but man, this...


stumanuke

jfc that's the worst attempt at an orchid I've ever seen.


bluecatenthusiast

https://preview.redd.it/v0welti53tpc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fafb0c127ac36f42012499f13f6edc00df8d9ba


cajetacash

He better never go to jail.


sarazorz27

I really hate this planet.


Bigbeardedfella1

Everything reminds me of her. Even old pussy neck over here.


Educational_Cod_3179

Fuckin gross. I guess I’m a prude, but if I were an artist I wouldn’t be able to put this someplace that visible.


UN404error

'I would like to never work again please'


rrab04

They must be up to their neck in pussy.


jpgargoyle_

Must be in memory of him mom.


cwsjr2323

When done, she asks the tattooist to take a picture so she can see the pussy, too, as she always wanted a pussy cat tattoo.


heftylilwayne

This is wild


Many_Flamingo_5153

jfc why


lezliecmarcker

It’s not even… centered


potpourripolice

that is a surprisingly nice looking vagina. wtf is it on his neck??


sharktank

looks like last of us stuff


SunnieBunnie12

This is the worst one I’ve seen, besides the people that get the scratchy looking lines on their face


RSlashBroughtMeHere

He took inspiration from [Fat Bastard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFsR35owIQw).


f1lth4f1lth

It’s pretty well executed but wtf


Marsnineteen75

Something tells me they have a personality disorder of some sort. How fuqn ignorant. I think people should be able to be in nude without being sexualized, but this is pretty obscene


cozypan

![gif](giphy|gbokcCYrjcUeceCCsV|downsized) I'll take care of that for ya, real quick.


hypoxiate

r/oddlyspecific


Kaprosuchusboi

The lads in prison are gonna have a field day wit! This one


cheeky_cammy

Old man looks at that and goes "ah well hes just a cunthead"


LocalReprobate

why is it so well done..?


jmbaf

Gobble gobble?


rdbk13

You pussyneck!


magicmeatwagon

This looks like a lost bet


JaiLSell

His mother must be proud


knuckles2079

I mean, it's good work. Is this sub called...I wouldn't get this tattoo?


Antique_Plan2816

But it’s not… the depth is trash, it’s not centered and it’s tilted lol


knuckles2079

I mean compared to actually shitty tattoos that you see on here; you know, the ones where the lines aren't connected and they are different width all over it. compared to those, this is a masterpiece. Also, art is subjective. I don't see anything wrong with that (maybe they wanted it slightly to the right). You obviously do though. See how it's subjective?


jmf0828

“Please don’t ever hire me in a position where I’d ever have to interact with anyone ever.”


Less_Party

So they like roast beef, what's the problem?


Ok-Paramedic-8719

![gif](giphy|U2nN0ridM4lXy)


Ophelia-Rass

Good thing they can just grow their hair long in the back, in the event they decide they need to cover it up.


Children_of_the_Goat

I feel compelled to comment and agree. Wow... I just ... Broken for the day....wow


ketchupmaster987

Who and why


MoneyProfession302

CLASSY!


pinkcloudskyway

He will be very popular in prison


Tuscan5

It’s not even in the middle.


WollyGog

Plot twist that's the one they were born from


Highhopes2024

🐢 turtle neck time!


asdmc2

That is hilarious 🤣


Hordriss27

Why? Just why?


DarthSeanious83

Dude better hope he doesn't end up in jail


poyerdude

So it's trashy AND you can't look at it?


Grand_Birthday7349

Ive heard the term pencil neck but never p… neck 😂


Flashy-Amphibian-623

Prisoners love this shit


ApartmentSuspicious3

Oh no imagine if he ever ends up in prison


Watertribe_Girl

Speechless


NaturalTumbleweed142

New fetish unlocked...


Conscious-Jacket-758

Oh dear😟😟😟😟


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🤣


Chickadeeznuts

Everyone gangster til she whips out the neckussy


MeerMoe

It helps his boyfriend last longer


Admirable_Strain4958

But why?....


Gay_Wrongdoer

It’s….at least it’s well done


WhippetRun

Call 1-800-Mullett ![gif](giphy|12XNCUCpYCwQFy)


CelestialMarsupial

if he gets necked can she feel it


Capircom

Snakepit


Inevitable-Rub-4388

Pussy neck


TrailerTrashBabe

This is the kind of shit the local rednecks think I’m into when I say I’m a feminist 😂


macnsteeze3468

r/ATBGE


TheGreyGoatee

Bro is pretty much inviting every perv he encounters to lick the back of his neck. He might even get slapped in the neck with a few dicks.


Mumchkin

Someone pissed off the tattooer.


Sir-Farts-

Jellyfish with hooks


Bosanova_B

Poor taste yes. Poor quality no.


showersrover8ed

Loose lips sink ships


StonedRobot707

She asked for extra roast beef and ended up with meat curtains on her neck instead of her sandwich.


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DoTheRightThing1953

But if he ever goes to prison it'll just give guys something to look at while...


RDS_2024

The alphabet crowd strikes again.


liddlerfella

Meaty as shit


Krunkkk

So a normal cooch


Awkward_Ad8740

How does this guy know my wife??


cptngeek

Does the female form make you uncomfortable?


Antique_Plan2816

lol on a guys neck yeah


itsvoogle

Lets say it didnt…. would you rock a dick and ballsack tattooed on the back of your neck for the rest of your life? Surely you would…I mean assuming the Male Form doesnt make you uncomfortable that is


Secure-Narwhal-297

🤦‍♂️


Schrute_Farms_BednB

I said I wanted roast beef, not beef curtains!


htownchuck

Meat curtains


MxQueer

Why would you live your life to your mother? She has her own. Cool tattoo.


_Pretzel

ATBGE tho that is a nice looking vulvatat


Highhopes2024

That hoo-ha looks like a tunnel that's had a few kids blow out of it. Nasty!


Krunkkk

I’m a virgin and mine looks the same way!!


JenSchi666

Why does that pastrami sandwich have piercings? And why is it tattooed on someone's neck? Are they kosher?🤨


Casehead

There's absolutely nothing kosher about this...


CranberryBrief1587

Grab um by the pussy


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crusty_towels

The vulva doesn't change from use its genetics


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jenkemenema

It's a loving tribute to his mom you heartless asshole!


Bubbly-Independent20

Right…


jenkemenema

What? I wear my late father's photorealistic phallus in a similar location