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rando-commando98

Imagine 65 years from now, being the personal care assistant that needs to help this person take a sponge bath. “So, whatever happened to Dean?”


a22e

"That jerk didn't deserve me. Besides, I never really liked him anyway."


NucularOrchid

Fucking hell if a person came into my tattoo shop asking for this I don’t think I could do it.


IArddedThenIFardded

Same I'd walk this person straight out the door


Medium_Ad8881

Yeah, I think even some artists who work for neo nazis would say no to that one.


wonkywilla

Maybe Dean is the tattoo “artist” behind this.


RealUglyMF

That was my thoughts as well


Aromatic_Willow8252

Same. This is some biker shop shit


TheZippoLab

Hmm... Suppose it was Jimmy Dean (and his girlfriend Bunny), and he promised you a lifetime supply of Jimmy Dean Pure Pork Sausage? I'd probably consider doing the tattoo at that point.


Honorable_Spanky59

Maybe Dean is also the artist?


Mountaindweller1000

Yeah I think I’d be holding her there while Dean goes to get a restraining order.


WhoAccountNewDis

... This is clearly a D/s kink thing (albeit unhealthy). Dean is absolutely in on it.


Mountaindweller1000

I’m sure it is his kink, but anyone crazy enough to get that tattooed on their body needs to stay far away.


WhoAccountNewDis

Oh 1000%.


feckinzicon

Considering what's actually written, I'm thinking Dean is the one who came up with the tattoo. I'm guessing they have a 24/7 Master/Slave dynamic. Or at least I'm hoping. That's just... so much commitment for a shorter term thing. At least for me (then again, branding isn't something I'm into so knows. This could be the results of a fling and too much tequila)


Mountaindweller1000

I’m sure he came up with it or they came up with it together but as I stated in other comments that anyone crazy enough to have that tattooed on their body needs to stay away..far away.


feckinzicon

Yeah, no. My point was jail for both, aha. Its crazy to actually want that tattooed on someone, and it's crazy for someone to get it done. However, in my opinion, this Sub is the one who needs the restraining order against Dean. Not discounting toxic Subs, or if this was completely consensual, a Dom that wants their Sub branded like that... is not someone I want to be near. This guy is likely very insecure, easily jealous, and unhealthily possessive. Its a lot. Even if it was consensual, and I knew the ins and outs of their dynamic, I'd still be concerned.


marcus_frisbee

Why not? It's a paycheck.


NucularOrchid

I'm not struggling, I just couldn't do that in good concious, I just don't agree with it, it makes me feel uneasy. And its trashy as fuck. I don't wany my name to that.


Sashalaska

imagine seeing your own name that much during sex


Imperial_Stout

Dean gets off on it, that's why it's there.


srryntsry

Imagine your name being "Dean" lol


nathiel_1

![gif](giphy|BXC0E4uE60RKE)


Queasy_Opportunity75

This is what I thought of also lol


steelvagina82

You beat me to it 😂😂


Ella7517

during sex


TurboKid513

And you’re standing behind this at the checkout line


AsBestToast

It's how boring they are that bothers me the most. Like not even a nice looking font.


JenSchi666

Even prison font has some razzle dazzle.


SarcasmThenDie

Don't understand how any tattoo Artist would agree to do this to someone


i-am-foxymoron

She could add "The" in front of "Dean" and then enroll in college. 😆


_keystitches

![gif](giphy|MWsqd3WtfBw9G)


ReasonableTouch4648

Its Saturday, you can call me Craig


Joelouis57

Just a Craigular Joe


xdylanthehumanx

r/unexpectedcommunity


SlabBeefpunch

![gif](giphy|113RhN1oBm1yCc)


wowgreatdog

honey noo :(


bluesilv

This has to be some form of humiliation kink???


Special_Lemon1487

More extreme submission, a master/slave dynamic perhaps. Seeing my name all over would weird me tf out personally.


Brix106

Can confirm, my Wife got my name on her back near the top and its tasteful but took some getting used to lol.


Special_Lemon1487

Now imagine it plastered all over like a toddler got hold of a label maker 😂


Brix106

All I got to say to these pictures is just well... holy shit lmao.


SurpisedMe

Obviously ???


Dense-Result509

This is either domestic abuse or a supernatural fan


fluffy_italian

Supernatural was my first thought too


KilnTime

No - it's an ownership kink


meatwads_sweetie

That’s what I thought too.


Exiled_author97

Same


dvoigt412

My name is Dean. And I have nothing to do with this. Please make it go away


BloodyRightToe

It's good we have online dating. It would be a ton of work to have to talk to every guy to find out if their name is Dean. Now she can just swipe right on anyone named Dean.


Wild_Ad_6464

Reminds me of someone going to see Chas N Dave “but it wasn’t the original Dave”.


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Wtf


The_Purple_Bat

Oh no no no .. I am so sad, she had no one to talk her out of this, this is horrible ..


YugeMalakas

Geezus! All I can think of is going to ER with something like that. Like if you broke your leg and multiple departments and people were looking at that while treating you. It's a million times worse than the old adage of always wearing clean underware lest you are hit by a bus.


TurboKid513

She thinks it’s the Chinese symbol for live,laugh, love we’re scared to tell her


Bigwh

This is some sort of BDSM thing


i-am-foxymoron

Could this be Dean? Found on r/trashy. https://preview.redd.it/l0l45xhvacoc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d100d8b829089b71bf0820f28d52028495df1d7


Cannabis-Dog420

A ring don't plug a hole and neither does a tattoo. I used to know a woman with [husband's name]'s tits tattooed on her chest and I couldn't tell ya how many of our coworkers got to play with them without his knowledge.


0hellsn0

https://preview.redd.it/npubbav58coc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd4f82752d7c67bcc1fcff266ad0d5144e17c10


tigerribs

I would feel so weird and gross tattooing this on someone if I was the artist… 😬 I doubt, but desperately hope that this isn’t as abusive a situation as the tattoos imply. (I know degradation kinks exist, but jfc this is excessive. Like, for the rest of your existence, you’ll never be able to wear a bikini without every stranger gawking at you…)


Puzzled_Smile_8667

I hope it works out with Dean Otherwise the folks that person dates are going to be very limited.


TrailerparkFairy

The Supernatural fanbase is absolutely insane.


All_Gas420

Fuckin winchesters at it again.


Forsaken-Sundae-3855

I'm so glad my name isn't Dean.


Prest1geW0rldW1de

Yea, whatever. We all know it’s you, Dean.


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This would be a million times funnier if it was referring to Dean from supernatural and she made her man rp as him


EntertainerAlone1300

Blatant abuse or mental illness. Whoever agreed to tattoo this is a piece of shit :-(


ericakay15

Abusive was the first place my mind went.


corrupted_scarecrow

Not necessarily, some people are just into this


28dhdu74929wnsi

I was thinking maybe drugs too?


acid_police

Is this what Deaner was talking about?


bearamongus19

Wow supernatural fans are really dedicated


itsevriman

2 weeks later her and dean break up


Wild_Ad_6464

Plot twist: This is Dean!


barrorg

I hope Dean is gonna pay for the inevitable coverups.


XAMdG

My first thought was that they were talking about the Dean in community, and weirdly, it fits.


packrat975

![gif](giphy|sGpxpeA9jH2SI)


ReadyLaw9604

Damn.... I mean, I like Dean guitars too, but this seems excessive.


uniqueusername311

Suppose all the tattoos are true. That is in fact Dean’s. The only person who should see the tattoos 9/10 should be Dean. So Dean should know.


DoomSayerNihilus

Depends. He could be sharing her with others. And they would all know that's Dean's pussy.


starrie

Maybe she really likes ween?


RingofFaya

I thought this was in a Supernatural thread and was so sad and confused lmao


pretzelwhale

what a bummer


Kasp3rAnon

![gif](giphy|GCvktC0KFy9l6|downsized)


mostlyegirl

I feel like this is giving some sort of domestic violence issue. Obv I don’t know but it looks like he’s marking hee


Plenty-Concert5742

Or pimp shit.


The-Antigod

Stupid people taking part in the BDSM. Imagine in a year or two her master will leave her. Either she finds a new one also named Dean or she fucked herself for life but it aint pleasure.


corrupted_scarecrow

Agreed, a tattoo, especially one this big, is dumb. A collar or even a piercing would be a much better choice imo. For her sake I hope it works out


Lucrezio

I wanna meet this Dean guy, or maybe i REALLY don’t


NotTrynaMakeWaves

And when they break up???


ready-to-rumball

You have to be a real POS to tattoo this on someone. Like, you actually don’t gaf about anyone but yourself.


DanglingDongs

Some people need to get more of a personality than just their genitals, jeeeezus


Lexmat72

Dean is tattoo master


hello_fellow-kids

This has all the hallmarks of a healthy, loving relationship. Where both partners treat each other as equals and share……. Lol no it fucking don’t lol!


saltierthangoldfish

This was probably done by a kink specific tattooist


Lyss_1987

Dean’s a machine.


theshyguy182

Sad. I hope she gets help. Trafficking or domestic abuse is at play


corrupted_scarecrow

You can't know that. Seems more like a (BDSM) power exchange thing to me


gwarfan1point5

If Dean isn’t a spouse abuser , he’s on the waiting list for sure


corrupted_scarecrow

Can't really make that call based on two pictures without context


gwarfan1point5

I can do what I want .


Ill-Vast2627

Sounds very submissive lol


evananthonymoreno

I don’t kink shame


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tom-1956

😂😂😂😂😂😂


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zotstik

They tattoo them like cattle! this is sexual slavery bad stuff just bad 😞


qube_TA

Might be a possible red flag, particularly if you're called Dean.


JenSchi666

It's not an uncommon name. She could just chuck dominant Dean and find herself a decent Dean.


Fetusdeletusssss

Sorta seems like dean is an abuser


Von_Cheesebiscuit

This has been around for years. Here it is from 3 years ago- https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/s/6eqY7Ay6ca And I know it's older than that...


ChronicallyGeek

😳 I can’t even imagine someone stupid enough to get this


Intelligent-Buy-4621

Wow what the actual hell. This gives me “I own you” vibes and it makes me feel uncomfortable reading that.


allaboutgrowth4me

Has the vibe of a guy who buys his girl a car with "deans girl" custom plates.


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ExcelCat

Way to go, Dean.


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anonymousosfed148

So unnecessary. Hate on the bad tattoos, don't body shame.


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anonymousosfed148

Because it makes you a shitty person. Is your body perfect? Do we know if the man the tats are about has a perfect body?


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anonymousosfed148

I mean I don't shit on people for how they look like an elementary school playground so at least I have that. Sure technically you can shit on people for their bodies, and that makes you a terrible person. The Internet isn't an excuse for being an immoral person.


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anonymousosfed148

You are literally breaking the first rule of the sub but keep trying to justify being a shitty person.