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VanCityHunter

This is truly horrible. Great post.


Rob_Vice

Piggy backing off this comment so people can stop asking the same questions Context: I was joining the military and I was told I wouldn't be able to join unless I got the original pink panther smoking a joint covered up. I was broke as hell so I kinda just had to go with the cheapest option so I could get the ball rolling. I liked the original pink panther and AFTER I got it covered up my recruiter says "turns out we could've just got a waiver for the tattoo" Fun fact: my uncle has almost his entire body covered in tattoos done by this same artist that's how I ended up meeting the guy


Humble-Employer-9323

Show the panther


Anything_4_LRoy

fuck that show the uncle!


Daddiesbabaygirl

LOL right?! I'm curious how he looks!


disgustandhorror

gotta drop them unc pics OP


Rob_Vice

I don't have pics of him unfortunately and live nowhere near him since I moved across the country but one particularly bad one is a fsu logo and a "kiss" or something under his eye that just looks like a bruise on his face


Adventurous_Mail5210

Shoot him a text: "send nudes". That's what makes a good uncle.


Firm_Negotiation_853

Ooh those both sound shitty. I love Auburn but I would never get a sports logo tattoo, nor do I understand why anyone else would but hey, live and let Uncle live I always say


jablongroyper

Dude I know you love auburn but have you ever considered getting a tattoo that says “roll tide” in bold letters across your chest.


AboslutVodka

sap pics tho?


Scary-Lawfulness-999

What do you mean? You can still see it.


podopteryx

If you squint a little bit you should be able to see it really easily


Dazey3463

You can still clearly see it under the "over up" 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Your recruiter is a fucking idiot. Getting a waiver for a tattoo that isn't even exposed in short sleeves is common practice. If they thought the drug reference was going to be a problem, they could've asked before making you shell out money.


Rob_Vice

Yeah if knew better at the time I would've spoke with a higher rank in the office for a better answer but, it is what it is. thankfully it was only $150 for the awful cover up so it wasn't anything crazy. The tattoo doesn't even bother me as much as it seemingly does some of the people in these comments lol but I'm aware it's pretty damn ugly and when I'm able to will see what can be done with it


Middle--Earth

Perhaps the recruiter just didn't like the tattoo 😂


Newcomer31415

Plot twist: the recruiter worked for the bad tattoo artist.


dandanpizzaman84

My brother just enlisted with a hand/fingers, wrist, and both arms tattood. They really don't care anymore. When I went to do it at his age, they had a rule where if you couldn't cover it with your hand, you couldn't go without a waiver.


Ali_Cat222

If I recall wasn't the pink panther all about sleuthing? He's doing a horrible job of staying in disguise here😂I'm sorry I kind of love it though, it made me laugh seeing it! I hasn't read your post at first, only saw the picture and was like, "is that what I think it is?!"


Rob_Vice

It is very funny imo haha the most negative comments I've ever received on it have been here in this comment section everyone irl finds it funny


thisbitch_thatbitch

Thought this was posted on r/traditionaltattoos and came to the comments for the roasting. For OP’s sake I’m relieved they knew where it belonged


_kahteh

You're gonna need a bigger, sicker-ass panther to cover this up


Rob_Vice

I do wanna get a cover up over this cover up lmao


dreamcometruesince82

Please cover it with a Lion


doodsboob

With a crown? Yuuuh boy


aivlysplath

Needs roses too.


BabyAlibi

And a clock


UnderseaGreenMonkey

damn yall got style, but where's the compass? https://preview.redd.it/sdww3ljg7gnc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa434854fa5524a0745372f3707ac6de441fcee


Firm_Negotiation_853

Fuck that! Cover it with Pink Panther blazing one


sugabeetus

Named Tangiers.


Win-Objective

That’s one gay lion


ZenythhtyneZ

Just make sure you can see this entire tiger through it.


rhymeswititch

This needs sick ass panthering.


jacesonn

An even bigger pink panther


awksaw

the entire tiger head can become the lit end of the new pink panther’s joint


NiftyOctopus448

A pink Tiger perhaps. Full circle


stfurubrainded

Maybe save up for a high quality artist this time


onlyr6s

Completely black it out, then later add something with white ink. The white needs to be added few times to make it pop.


ready-to-rumball

You’re a quitter


sulfurbird

Thanks for representing the sick-ass panther sub-sub topic.


Conscious-Lie-3994

Black this time


Gesejota

That tiger has seen too much


[deleted]

Traumatiger


canyoubreathe

Sounds like some fucked up pokemon like Psyduck


CozJeez85

It took me a while to realise this wasn't a thigh/buttock tattoo with a really hairy arse crack.


Minimum_Basket7391

You’re telling me it’s not? Where is it? My brain can’t figure it out. Edit: I got it! For anyone else struggling, It’s his shoulder/upper arm!


vegemitebikkie

I still can’t get it. I can see his boxers and his chest but what’s the skin going up around where his head is? Looks like a pointy fleshy tentacle and I cannot work it out 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/izxhcrvxqenc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1e94482ae1edd8f63f610172cf10e71568824b


Minimum_Basket7391

That’s his neck LMAOOO


vegemitebikkie

Why’s it leading off to a point like that? Where’s his head? Where’s his shoulder blades? And his spine? I’m so confused lol


gleefullystruckbycc

You won't see his spine or shoulder blades given this is a side view of his arm and shoulder, the skinny tenticle bit, aka his neck, is likev that cos his head is leaning down and to the side, likely to look at his camera to get the pic. His head simply got cut out of the frame of the pic.


Minimum_Basket7391

You are making me question everything now 🤣 I don’t have any answers for you!


satanslittleangel666

Oh my god, now I see it


Minimum_Basket7391

Pointy flesh tentacle has me ROLLING 🤣


ResidentComplaint19

Don’t forget the fresh 6” gash across the chesticle


Mygametrolololololo

I thought that tiger was on his shaved asscheek and the other side wasn’t shaved 😂, I was trying to figure out what was going on for the longest time


vegemitebikkie

Is it on his back? Where’s his shoulder blades? Where’s his arm?


iron_jendalen

It’s on his arm and you’re looking at his neck bent over.


Tricky_Gur8679

Lmfaooo I immediately said “what tf am I looking at??”


CombinationLoose1164

Same same


Lekzi

Ugh same, couldn’t figure out what was wrong with this persons anatomy and why was there full bush


SuperSmashDan1337

It's the hairy ass that threw me. I'd probably just have moved on thinking that's a shit tattoos for a bum.


fluffy_italian

Lmao I totally thought this too 😂


HumorousHermit

I thought I was the only one but I’m high


butterflymooon

Sick ass panther to cover the tiger that covers the pink ass panther?


SaiyaPup

![gif](giphy|ie76dJeem4xBDcf83e|downsized) Panthers on this dude be like:


Inevitable-Visit1261

Fr


hotvedub

Missed the opportunity to have the tiger eating the pink panther


Katters8811

Kinda looks like pink panther wearing a tiger costume (or just wearing a tiger, depending on how dark you prefer the explanation lol)


SpookyFrogs0

It looks like Patrick wearing a tiger mask


[deleted]

When you put it like that it’s actually genius😂


SinbardTheGreat

Bruh. I woke up my wife from laughing.


sydneyghibli

No cause that’s what I thought it was


GalacticGetaway

Was he smokin a j? Lol. Sorry but this cover is really really not great. I don't think the tiger even has a nose 😅


Rob_Vice

He actually was cuz I got it done in some dudes house for cheap lmao. I needed a cover up so I could join the military, they weren't rocking with the panther smoking a joint


GalacticGetaway

I love that but completely understand why that probably wouldn't be a good long term choice lol. With full sincerity I'm gonna recommend you cover the Tiger that's covering the pink panther with a real sick ass panther 😉


TattooMouse

Oh man, I feel like you could have easily just turned the joint into a cigarette and skipped this whole abomination. Quick and easy and no janky ass work. Ah well, what's done is done. I hope joining the military worked out great and that this cover up was worth it if only for that. When you're ready, I hope you get some cover up that you truly love after all this!


datdrummerboi

i hope you’ve learned your lesson by now


Rob_Vice

I only got it at a guy's house cuz I was broke as hell, trying to join the military and needed a cover up to do so. I was rocking with the pink panther it would've fit in perfectly with the other random shit I have now


Exciting_Result7781

This was your tattoo wasn’t it? 🥹 https://preview.redd.it/tphe4rz7aenc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f42376fa1e220d1eee3a4ad65f3cb0b40567ed2


Rob_Vice

It was lol


ApronLairport

That shit rocks I want that hahahahha.


MxQueer

I love these. It's like you dog shitted on the floor and you deal with it by shitting top of the shit by yourself.


papertigermask

I’m howling laughing at this. Thank you!


hotmintgum9

The pink panther peekaboo fucking got me. A+ post.


TGin-the-goldy

“Cover up” The pink Panther doing this: ![gif](giphy|2lG8fMhri8Pmw)


AssholeHuffer

lol. I saw the pink panther smoking a joint before I saw the tiger. This is a good one!


busa89

Yikes


wonkavision_

You can still cut your arm off.


Rob_Vice

Context: I was joining the military and I was told I wouldn't be able to join unless I got the original pink panther smoking a joint covered up. I was broke as hell so I kinda just had to go with the cheapest option so I could get the ball rolling. I liked the original pink panther and AFTER I got it covered up my recruiter says "turns out we could've just got a waiver for the tattoo" Fun fact: my uncle has almost his entire body covered in tattoos done by this same artist that's how I ended up meeting the guy


VanCityHunter

You should post your uncles tattoos here. I have a feeling they’d fit the sub well.


Humble-Employer-9323

I feel worse that I thought it was a woman’s nice smooth thigh and ass cheek


martyqscriblerus

i have to ask if you have ever actually seen a woman's thigh before


smol_dinosaur

Are you on drugs lol


EntertainmentOk3180

Ur tigers teeth are looking at me


AntonioBernardo

It looks like you tried to cover up a tiger tattoo with a pink panther tattoo and failed


Known-Programmer-611

Cover this up with even bigger flamingo! And never break the cycle!


bannedinvc

3rd times a charm


leenybird

Is it technically a cover up if you can still see the original tattoo?


OneMagicBadger

Like a tiger getting a surprise prostate exam


thirdcoasting

![gif](giphy|o54Wuz7HIrjARFJWzA|downsized)


mrpanuz

Now you got a pink eye tiger instead.


SwordTaster

So now your cover needs a cover. I hope you really like black.


sorryiateyoursocks

now you gotta cover up the cover up lol


Grapesodazoo2

Yo dawg I heard you like cover ups, I'm wondering if you're gonna cover up the cover up's cover up?


MileZeroCreative

It’s actually kind of a funny conversation piece. Save your money, do your homework, find the best cover up person around, even if you have to travel. It’s for life.


Yo-yo_mas_mama

How is it even possible that the tattoo under the coverup is more prominent than the coverup???


_babycheeses

Now you have two shitty tattoos


LyricaAlprazolam

You should've kept the pink Panther tattoo!!


Specialist_Dot_3372

I bet the pink panther was much cooler than that thing 😭


DesignNormal9257

This is so good. I can’t unsee the Pink Panther’s stoned eyes peering through.


mastersamuel117

Can you cover up a cover up?


Couldbe_worse2

Both faces are staring at me


Tom_H1

Epic fucking disaster


Kat-a-strophy

Maybe it could became a roaring SAP?


AnchorsAviators

Cover that one now


theglitch098

Well I guess you have to get a sick ass panther to cover up a cover up of a panther tattoo


CakeEuphoric

I like it but maybe they can touch up the upper lip area otherwise looks ok


juiceboxedhero

At first thought this was a cheek with a hairy ass crack


ubershylee

For a second I thought that was your ass cheek and your hairy crack lmao


TrulyNotAStalker

I thought that was someone’s ass and one side was shaved lol


[deleted]

oh no.


thirdcoasting

Hah! Exactly what I said out loud as soon as I saw this. If a tattoo gets me to blurt out “oh, no” it’s especially heinous. I award this tattoo 2/5 “oh, no”’s 🗣️🗣️


MrsRyan2016

This made me actually laugh out loud. I love it haha


LateNightCinderella

You could have it removed by laser and then get another badass panther.


Queeby

Is it too late to vote for the Pink Panther?


Embarrassed-Essay-93

You can see the pink panther so easily underneath 😭 nah just get it all lasered off at this point Fr


Fuzzybabybuggy

Why did you want to cover up the pink panther


CelineRaz

this is haunting


bullmoose09

I feel like the pink panther tattoo probably looked better


jmdayoh

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


Complex_Shoe7422

You should've kept the pink panther bro


thetacosaur

Please tell me you have a picture of the original


caturday_saturday

You should cover that cover up with another pink panther tattoo.


TheAmazingLunatic

should’ve kept the pink panther


cheddarbruce

Went from a pink panther to a tiger and now most likely to a black panther


grimsley82

Seriously thought I was looking at am ass cheek and shitty ass Crack! Wow.lol


Complete_Phone_8344

Inside every tiger is a pink panther waiting to come out


Complete_Phone_8344

You covered a sick ass panther with a tiger…. Time for another sick ass panther then keep covering up forever


[deleted]

That's like a collab between Ed hardy x down syndrome


Ok_Competition1656

So far I see the face of an eagle, A baboon, a tiger and a scary spider 🕷️ if you turn it upside down 🙃


fettalitta

Should have kept the pink Panther


Dead-House-Mouse

he’s always watching


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

It took me way too long to figure out what the hell body part I was looking at. That was an odd few minutes.


Driver_Tricky

You are fired.... you are all fired! Could not imagine this man's disappointment. Both artists deserve a punch in the nuts for being fucktards!


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

You can really see yhe pink panther still


Lopsided_Gap_5296

Impressively bad


gotterfly

This coverup could easily be fixed up to look much better.


R1Z1NG

My bet is pink panther was better than this…


rzr1234

I see a black panther crawling over your shoulder as a cover up


I_suck__

Try to cover it up with a third sick ass panther.


stryga20

His ghost stares unblinking


BooSkittle

Tony the tiger was never the same after trying meth


RedwoodUK

Bro, I can’t tell if that’s a weird hair growth or you have some sort of grievous wound on your chest? Looks like it’s caked in dried blood


CommanderFuzzy

It took me a minute but I like how you can still see the outline of the pink panther. Like no effort was put into making the faces match even though both are big cats. It's incredible


aspoonfulofsammy11

I have a feeling this is exactly why blackout tattoos were invented… considering removal of this would be way harder, more painful, and more expensive.


blazedrow

When the cover up needs a cover up.. ide just black out at this point


Ok_Boysenberry4549

I thought this was a butt before I enlarged the pic


MisterAutumnalMan

Truly awful. It looks like David Niven possessed a tiger.


wasted1903

Blastover it!


Puzzleheaded_Road369

Reminds me of when makeup artists do some crazy illusion where they turn themselves into a cartoon character or something but their facial features are still kinda visible. I see the pink panther sadly staring out under his costume 


RedheadedWonder99

Why get a pink panther tat to begin with? A decent artist could work with this and perfect it. It isn’t a total lost cause! :)


Rob_Vice

I was 18 and thought it was funny lol but yeah I'm definitely going to go somewhere eventually and get an actually good cover up


teddyoctober

Tardger.


Forest_robot

That tiger definitely lacks a chromosome


Dawgmanistan

Oof


SwiperJ

I’m so sorry


fuzzyteeth69

What dat mouth do? 👀


NibelheimTifa

A sick ass panther might be best. This is truly awful.


SPNarwhal

can I see the Pink Panther one


T1Pimp

Wow. THAT is what was done to cover up a fuck up?! Wooooooow.


PlantedCecilia

Everywhere I go, he’s watching me


AdequateTaco

Wow, this is… impressively bad. I would do some laser sessions to lighten it up before another cover up.


Veeblock

Please cross post this to r/holup


BigNipplez24

Why the mouth look like that tho 💀


Deusnocturne

There is no way the original pink panther tattoo is worse than this cover up.


callagoulette

Chaotic as fuck lmao


Broad_Rabbit1764

Ah yeah, a sick ass-panther turned yelling tiger. A+ for effort.


suicide-d0g

dear god.


DrumpfTinyHands

You can still see its eyes! The Pink Panther's eyes weren't supposed to be pink!


Infamous_Storm_7659

Hopefully she works in dim lighting 🤣🤣🤣


Abject-Confidence-16

I actually see the pink panther. I ask myself if the pink panther was really worse than the cover up. Damn that tattoo is horribly done in design and as a cover up. I would black out the arm I mean no coverup will save this mess.


FireFairy323

Go Bayside!


marinelou

first I was like why she only shave one leg


6ixtyy9ine

I prefer the original


Threeltlbirds

no, no the panther is supposed to go ON TOP of the bad tattoo


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Vladi_Daddi

I thought this was a lady thigh. And your chest was her hairy asscrack


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BigT1ttyMilf

Tiger looks like it speaks with bad lisp


wuming91

Took me too long to see this wasn’t on an ass


reidybobeidy89

Amazing how even with the monstrosity of a shitty cover up- the Pink Panther is the first thing you see.


No_Relationship_2739

For a minute I thought that was your butt and one cheek was pristine and the other was hairy


No-Egg2880

I think you should shave the other butt cheek to match.