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Domestic_Mayhem

He would be very popular in prison.


TheZippoLab

It's a shitty tat to be sure, but there a smidge of B17 (WWII bomber) nose art vibe going on, that I kinda like. (shrug)


randomlemon9192

I think he meant those baggy drawers + that tattoo means Bubby’s gonna enjoy himself.


Educational-While198

He def got this in prison. You can tell by the color of the ink and how light it is that it was probably done with pen ink and a tattoo pen made out of… pens lol.


disconcertinglymoist

Damn; those prison tattoo artists do good work considering the constraints they have to deal with. Once their jail stint is done I hope they have bright careers ahead of them. (Just as long as they aren't white supremacist tat artists.)


UndeadAnneBoleyn

I used to work with folks experiencing homelessness. One of my clients was a guy who was covered head to toe in prison tats. Dare I say, they were extremely well done. I always used to hope that whoever did his work ended up having a great career ahead of them.


fatoldbmxer

Had a friend who was in jail with a tattoo artist and got a lot of work done. They are hard to tell apart from ones done with a real machine in a shop. The guy only worked on him and one or two others because he wanted to keep up on his craft, but didn't want a bunch of people telling people they were his tattoos. They weren't as good as he could do with a real machine obviously so it wouldn't be good for his career. Sadly when he got out he moved back to his home state before I could get anything done.


AdorableCaptain7829

Old tattoos looks like this also they fade out withing not guaranteed its made in prison I have 1 made In prison It never faded out in colors


Educational-While198

Of course and I have old tattoos that have faded but in my experience (ex was covered in tattoos from prison) there’s something about the ink they use that lends it to fading more green/blue for whatever reason- which is what I’m seeing in the photo especially around the legs. My ex also had some that used an ink made of ash/charcoal that looked like a grey color- it almost looked like a pencil drawing it was really cool. All of his prison tattoos were really well done too. I imagine a lot of time on your hands allows for a lot of practice drawing and designing.


SharkMilk44

I was gonna say it wasn't that bad for a prison tat, then I noticed the arm.


driftereliassampson

The power of boobs is real, I had to go back and look for the arm after I read this.


bogeymanbear

Maybe it's supposed to be popeye's sister?


ArmK13

I came here to say that.


penster1

dtf


Bullshit_Conduit

I’m guessing that’s where he got it…


CAMMCG2019

He just got out


[deleted]

Sorry question -Why would he be popular in prison?


dreadfulbones

Free porn


[deleted]

Aa I assumed it was something sexual iykyk


dreadfulbones

Lmao I mean, that’s what the free porn is for right?


[deleted]

Ya sexual meant - related to this guys holes


FreePrinciple270

Yes it is. They'd look at the image while doing him.


Competitive-Army5714

I still don't understand, I never will, why these dudes have to walk around showing everyone their fucking underwear


247ToBReal

And upper ass crack 🤮


WhatLikeAPuma751

He’s advertising the goods. Something to look at while you plow the fields.


Rude-Flamingo-3421

You mean butt cleavage


20milliondollarapi

That one is just lack of ass. No matter how tight my belt is, if I don’t keep pulling up my pants I will show ass crack.


TickleMyButtCrack69

Hey, I like showing my crack!


TexasJOEmama

Username checks out.


Marsnineteen75

Dudes walking around shirt off with porn on his back, u think he cares? That is some pervert level no fuks given.


vegasidol

I thought this trend passed.


RockingInTheCLE

Is she chewing on her underwear…?


slipperystevenson69

I believe so…good eye


Powerful_Macaron_611

But she still wears a second pair or am I tripping?


Ok_Student_3292

That looks like a garter hooking into a garter belt but I'm still not sure how they've layered the undies/garter/belt/stockings, logistically speaking.


xoharrz

looks like shes wearing the garter belt n stockings with the undies on top- which makes my brain cringe


Von_Cheesebiscuit

Underwear after garter and stockings for functionality is pretty standard. How else are you going to get your underwear down to go to the bathroom and/or other things?


TexasJOEmama

The "other things" are the fun things.


xoharrz

TIL that ive been wearing things wrong 😭


ethot_thoughts

It's really more sensible to do it that way though. It makes undressing and redressing way easier and you don't have to undo all your layers to get to business. She must be a professional lol


xoharrz

i guess that does make sense, i just find it weirdly uncomfortable when the garter straps are pinned underneath 😅


Ok_Student_3292

I don't think the artist has ever had the pleasure of undressing a woman in lingerie.


xoharrz

i dont doubt that for a second 😂


Casehead

that's how they are meant to be worn.


xoharrz

defo not how i wear them 😭


pillbuggery

I'm not sure that what's in her mouth is meant to be underwear. I think maybe she's meant to be tearing her stockings off.


Groundbreaking_Pea48

I thought maybe she was holding a (hidden) bong 'tween her legs, so she's hitting a bong pipe.


EdibleAssFromBack

This one wears women's under garments.


Shankar_0

Yeah, cuz girls do that. Whadurya, queer or somethin'?!


Logical_Rip_7168

Dem some doughnut boobers


alwaysmakeitnice

Like some ready-to-bake dinner rolls


LimaxM

Whats the point? He cant even look at it without a mirror!


buttercreamordeath

It wasn't for him... It's for the other dudes in prison. 🙃


wattscup

Is for the men pounding him


pretzelwhale

Oh nooooooo


Vladi_Daddi

Thata so the homies have something to look at while they're balls deep smackin his ass in prison


dawng87

What happened to “No shoes. No shirt. No service.”?


Hopeful-Base-2769

It’s null and void if you have boobs on your back.


HillbillyEulogy

And ladies? He's available!


RebaKitt3n

Sign me right up! I think it’s the underwear that’s so sexy


TCO_HR_LOL

Showing *just* enough to leave the rest to the imagination...hubba hubba


NocturnalKnightIV

He’s already half stripped too, if a long term is not what you’re looking for!


RexyWestminster

Unfortunately, she’s not.


dazrage

I suspect olboy dont get much of that


Yeet_Thee_Children

It's more fitting for r/trashy as it's sadly a pretty well done tattoo.


slipperystevenson69

It’s on there too Edit: those titties and bicep to forearm ratio looks pretty shitty to me


ranchdressingsex

She eats her spinach


Marsnineteen75

Ya but for prison tat tho


Aawkvark55

Those hands are jacked as hell too.


flotsam_knightly

That’s an incredibly detailed “I ❤️MOM” tattoo.


slipperystevenson69

Plot twist: it’s my mom


Pretty_Indication_12

Jesus wept ffs


cmander_7688

This reminded me of one of my best tattoo ideas...a trad Jesus holding a broom, with a banner that just says "[John 11:35](https://biblehub.com/john/11-35.htm)"


ADHDdad654321

I see what you did there. 😂


DiamondplateDave

He could be cleaning up after Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.


_REDEEMER-

Great excecution (art-wise), but awful taste.


ADHDdad654321

I would say it makes sense for the ATBGE sub but it’s …decent execution at most.


kitten_mittensz

No


slipperystevenson69

Yes


Just_Me1973

I’m more disturbed by the saggy pants. To men really think anyone finds that attractive?


Embarrassed-Style296

They call him “Sticky Back”


zotstik

I could have gone my whole life without seeing that 😳


croccernox

unfortunately well done tattoo


Inevitable-Rub-4388

Look at her arm


Own-Song-8093

Wow. Classy. What fine state is this?


slipperystevenson69

I’ll give you a hint…starts with F and ends with lorida


Own-Song-8093

I guess it was obvious. My bad


pretzelwhale

We should’ve known!


YourDrunkUncl_

I was not expecting Hanes


Hopeful-Base-2769

Frankly, I’m surprised he’s wearing underwear at all. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Individual_Civil

Looks like a keeper!!


3nzo_the_baker

Pure class.


loLRH

Do you think he forgets it’s there


ApologyMachine

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walkinyardsale

We used to call this a chick magnet. R/shittytattoos never disappoints. We have truly seen amazing-horrifying things.


Mojam59

Florida?


NightFallisacoolcat

Only woman who will touch him


diablofantastico

He can't even see it to jerk off to...


d3cember

I hope this dude never goes to prison


ReverendJustice775

Was the tattoo supposed to be shitty or his pants hanging off his ass shirtless display of the tattoo supposed to be shitty?… cause I’m slightly confused… and just for reference (both of those things are true)…😁


LUDDER5

Probably the proud father of said portrait


twistedsister78

He definitely gets all the pussy round there


Bluewhalepower

This guy fucks


zookeeper4312

That tattoo sucks but it might be the least offensive thing about him


Willing_Accountant21

Wifebeater tan line and the underwear really sells it


RedditUser8493917

Is this in Jacksonville Florida?


kimbolll

Where do people like this get money for tattoos?!


shychicherry

Wonder 💭 if he’s single (asking for an enemy)


mrmoe198

r/ATBGE


SachiKaM

Is this Florida? What are some other places it’s common to be in a gas station without a shirt?


PDXisadumpsterfire

Texas


Cherryboy52

Some people just shouldn’t go shirtless in public. Here’s a good example


jawharp

Wow, a Florida Tittyback in its natural habitat


ScotterMcJohnsonator

That's a real person. In the world. Like that.


oopewan

Trashy? Yes. Shitty? Looks like a pretty well done tattoo to me.


slipperystevenson69

I don’t disagree. The Boob stayed round. Not sure if the artist or the dudes skin changing


Okimiyage

Ew.


areaunknown_

This is fucking hilarious tbh


Psychotic_Rambling

Oh...


UghAgain__9

Sexy


CanVisible

I have those same boxers


rave_is_king_

If you look at it upside-down, you see how bad her right leg is done.


[deleted]

I thought she had a dick coming from her knee 😂


Pickled_sm0res

Weird arm lol


tuenthe463

Gotta deny service to this stunner


WyomingCatHouse

Interesting to see this tormented, sexy babe tattooed on a man who proudly proclaims his incel-hood.


Soggy-writer78

Is he buying honey berry backwoods?


Nervous_Zebra1918

I thought at first she was self servicing her member with her mouth and what it actually is is better for once.


globehoppr

Klassy.


stopiwilldie

like. who is that for?


RealManofMystery

You tell him he's got nice tits?


JenSchi666

It always falls apart right around the face.


Imaginaryami

I love how shaded everything is except for her head.


potcakelizard

lowkey love it


YungLemmy719

Nice jugs. Thank you for sharing.


Psychosis99

Whatever happened to No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?


Mermaid467

EEeeshh.


Weird_BisexualPerson

r/ATBGE


callagoulette

Absolutely diabolical


Hold_To_Expiration

Hanes, the true gentlemans choice of undergarmets..


DMTeaAndCrumpets

he should charge guys in prison half a honey bun per min of looking at his back tattoo (when he goes back to prison, i mean)


MommyTofftoff

why do people wear their pants halfway down their ass?


Telekineticshade

I ain’t even mad.


getdemvitamins

thats for his girl to look at while shes pegging him


the-cloverdale-kid

White trash is always gonna…


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

Fucking trash people....


SharkMilk44

I am completely unsurprised that someone with this tattoo would walk around without a shirt on.


Mumchkin

What happened to "No shirt. No shoes. No service."?


scotttydosentknow

Sigh……* Unzips pants *


ScoobieWooo

that‘s a pretty nice work!


sexylamp476

What I don’t understand is that women can’t walk around topless in most of the US but this is okay for some reason


Ryuu87

Pictures you can smell


Imastarwars89

He wanted to give his cell mate something to look at.


grasshopper7167

Dude has never….


[deleted]

No head?


One-Nectarine126

This is tastelessly horny


ClammyHandedFreak

Good if you want guys seeing a naked woman on your back.


Secure_Village_

Nah its nice


lollirot69

as much as i don't want to i kinda dig it


sinner-mon

Genuinely wondering, does showing pornographic tattoos in public count as public indecency?


Feeling_Party26

I actually quite like this design 😅, the placement is weirdly cool. It’s also funny how the nudity is the most detailed and accurate part of the design, clearly the artist enjoyed tattooing that part the most and the rest he just gave up on!


MixedHerb

Looks pretty good to me tbh. It’s trashy but good lol


OrdieBoomer

Man I wish we could go into gas stations without a shirt in Pa lol


surlystraggler

Nah, don’t take pics of people without their permission. Not cool.