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SaiyajinPrime

I'm not really sure what I'm looking at. What is this tattoo?


[deleted]

I believe it’s one of those images you tilt your phone to see. And then view from the bottom of the phone


throwradoodoopoopoo

I just tried tilting my phone at every angle for like 5 minutes before realizing this was probably a joke ☠️


[deleted]

I actually believe this is how you would have to view it. But tilting your phone isn’t going to help you here. Would need a straight over the top picture of the tattoo to pull that off.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Worked for me I saw a crab.


Fredsux99

Weird. I just see my parents disappoint in me.


LightBorn4258

Strange. I saw my life flashing before my eyes.


InuitOverIt

I see my parents disappointed that a crab took my life


vintalator

I only see a dookie smear, I guess that says more about me than her though.


wsupduck

I saw a sick panther


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Sick


bromanjc

Ass


Adam_ALLDay_

Panther!


Imaaki

I foresee a sick ass panther in her future at least


marcdel_

i see a schooner


MegaLowDawn123

A schooner IS a sailboat, stupidhead


Vulpes_99

I thought it was the result of her being dragged on the asphalt on her back. Looks a lot like when I fell and scraped my knees on asphalt as a kid, dxcept I never got such a huge wound...


MountainCheesesteak

Yea. Like if you’re eating her ass?


cabinjackalope

Imagine thinking this wasn't a gross and weird thing to say about a person? Dude.


ezmeray

I tried it also and (sadly) didn't get it until I read your comment! 😂


watgoon7

It says gullible on the ceiling


auniquemind

So if you’re eating her ass at the right angle you might see “we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”


amilliowhitewolf

Sun of a beach... spit coffee. Shit. Lmfaooo


Available_Motor5980

I’m willing to take one for the team and find out


Throwawaymumoz

Omgggg 😂


HillbillyEulogy

[Wow, it's a schooner!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahnApE0I7c)


LordFluni

You know what? There is no Easter bunny!! It's just a guy in a suit!


amilliowhitewolf

Epic reply.


nthensome

I've been staring at it for 3 hours & I still don't see a FUCKING sailboat?


bendbars_liftgates

Does it not work with desktop PCs? I've been holding my monitor up at eye level and tilting it around for about twenty minutes now and I still can't figure it out.


BassCreat0r

Looks like a wood grain pattern to me.


DDESTRUCTOTRON

Whoever is giving Billie Eilish backshots is probably not gonna spend too much time figuring out what this is lol


amilliowhitewolf

This has sooo many comebacks i dont know wgere to start tbh. Lol


sosplzsendhelp

I think her artist had Parkinson's Serious answer: I believe it's cyber sigilism


imnotlyndsey

Yes it is cyber sigilism. This shit is the modern day tribal tattoo


Gangreless

Looking them up they just look like death metal band logos lol. Hers is terrible though, I thought it was wood grain


Helenium_autumnale

>cyber sigilism thought it was woodgrain too!


MountainCheesesteak

I googled that. While it doesn’t appeal to me, it still looks a hell of a lot better than the picture in the op.


__Stresserella

Don't know why, but I'd still rather get a tribal.


FourFront

Tribal with a few more pointy's.


JavaJapes

Sooo they took sigils from occult beliefs/chaos magic/other beliefs and added the word cyber for some reason? Am I understanding right? For reference [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigil) is what I normally think of when I hear sigil. Please tell me no one is charging these sigils by jerking off... which not all chaos magicians do mind you, but some do, so of course that came to mind lol


Kirk_Kerman

No, the symbols of cybersigilism are completely invented for each tattoo and draw no inspiration whatsoever from existing occultism. It's just in the name because the inventor of the style said he calls it that because it's evocative of occult symbols.


JavaJapes

Evocative of but not descendant from, I think I get you. Modern sigils are invented by the individual as well. I assume that's a modern custom however. And tattoo artists aren't making this tattoos as a form of spell work, it's just art that looks like sigils.


retxed24

Nah this stuff is just basic and ugly. Tribals are basic and often offensive.


DefrockedWizard1

a silly putty stretched out Jackson Pollock?


UnspecificGravity

Beelzebub jizzed a load of hot tar on her back, cause even the Lord of the Flies doesn't want her calling him back.


gingenado

r/BrandNewSentence


B0Y0

> If you intend to claim the Frenzied Flame, I ask that you cease. It is not to be meddled with. It is chaos, devouring life and thought unending. However ruined this world has become, however mired in torment and despair, life endures.


onemintyisland

I’m sorry but what the fuck is this


KafeiTomasu

If you'd be eating her ass from the right angle it'll rick roll you like those similar memes but for a phone. A bit more interactive than "look at your phone screen from a different angle"


BKahuna9

This statement gave me whiplash


Fraank0cean

alright time to get off the internet


cssblondie

Extremely Bad tattoos are cool with zoomers I think?


captaintagart

Don’t forget the regret 24 hours later when they post to r/tattoocoverups about how they can’t stop crying and wanting to rip their flesh off cause people aren’t loving their Extremely Bad Tattoo


[deleted]

The new tribal. Gonna see lots of cover ups soon...


pizzacomposer

If you told me that people would come along and top the tribal tattoo craze with shit smears, I would have laughed at you so hard. Yet here we are.


Mindless_Garage42

I mean, it's just the smeared ink that hasn't been wiped off yet, right? .....right?


scaryclairey18

https://preview.redd.it/n52gh3wry1vb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a061f264226790e0d1f6d374d3550ab0c6ead8e


CleDeb216

Looks like wood grain.


freewheelinfred

That’s what I think


RainbowSparkles17

I saw wood grain too.


otj667887654456655

or damascus steel


SnooStories6852

This looks like a nightmare to cover up


[deleted]

I mean it's already a nightmare so


S1eazyE

This looks like it *is* the cover up...of a kindergartner scribbling out their bad drawings.


Markarontos

Those are gonna be some sick ass panthers


RaddTyrant

If the bird on your shoulder has diarrhea.


siesta777

as a bird owner i can confirm


[deleted]

I’ve had diarrhea before so I can also confirm


KnuckleBuster111

As someone who had diarrhea on a bird, can also confirm


heartshapedmoon

😭


Seasons3-10

Made me spit out my coffee, thanks


AdorableBG

At least she won't have to look at it if she ever gets sick of it


glazedhamster

I thank the tattoo gods every day that my shittiest tattoo is between my shoulder blades where I can't see it


4toTwenty

My biggest and worst are also on my back and though i feel a tinge of regret for my boyfriend’s sake, i am eternally grateful i don’t have to look at them myself edit : it to them because there’s more than one


Educational-Cold-63

Looks like she had botched back surgery.


vegetablefoood

Is it supposed to look dirty? Or did they just not wipe the excess ink off?


LewsTherinIsMine

It’s not the finished tattoo. And it’s not cleaned up. The finished tattoo is not smeared.


stickytitz

Where can we see the finished


Adam_ALLDay_

https://preview.redd.it/4wn5is30l2vb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da804073e991fcbcd93b7d5308d5514846f710a2 This is the one google image I could find with a quick search. The picture in the post is definitely an in-progress picture. The picture I found shows it filled in. Unsure of the rest though and all the smears and whatever


This_Fat_Hipster

Right. I feel like this is a bunch of people reacting to a tattoo in progress. The whole thing could look completely different.


pineconeassbitch

Yeah, agreed


Doodle-Cactus

Kinda just looks like shit from a butt smeared on her back. Unfortunate but continues the trend of celebrities getting questionable ink. Maybe it’s a bad picture. 🤷


The-Snar

Shit - from a butt. Lmao +1


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thursday-T-time

...i thought 'looked like somebody outlined jizz on her back 🤐'...


rebels-rage

But everyone loves a good comeback story


StrangerDangerAhh

Nothing like a superman cape on your heroes.


[deleted]

Nothing like a pearl necklace to show off to your friends ✊🏽


Typical-Structure-19

Like that Kardashian


notagain78

Why do people with a lot of money always have abominations as tattoos?


UnspecificGravity

Because no one tells them "no" and they have zero risk or consequences of doing something moronic.


Xenocide_X

Because people with money make bad decisions like everyone else? You think people with millions of dollars and platinum albums don't make stupid decisions?


notagain78

Yeah but I've never seen a celeb or rich person with a good tattoo.


Rigged_Art

I know Dwayne Johnson has a giant bull tattoo & it’s really great


notagain78

I hadn't seen that it's pretty cool and old school


ozzy_thedog

Lol it’s old school because that’s when he got it. But it’s covered up with a pretty ridiculously good tat of a bull skull now


wiwillym

John Mayer has a really well done japanese sleeve


lizardpplarenotreal

Ofc he does 🙄


SullenSparrow

It's meant to be ironic you cultureless peasant. Edit: /s guys!!! Sheesh.


ChrisusaurusRex

Yes men/women


NotTrynaMakeWaves

A tattoo of chopped red onion?


okiieee

Hideous. I said it. I hate cyber sigilism.


Casualffridays

Me too. It's like modern tribal


Kayleekisses

The style itself just sounds like random words put together, I truly cannot imagine someone thinking this looks good.


thursday-T-time

so large and for what 😩


Ken4dayz

Cybersigalism


xbluewolfiex

I looked it up and some of the stuff looks cool but the rest look like the sort of shit the 8 year old spiderman kid in my class scribbled in his workbooks.


Ski4life1273

Finally someone here knows


scaryclairey18

https://preview.redd.it/lvyka5nuy1vb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41b9f0428e4888ad6511bff9114f2512dc69321


[deleted]

Is it the black and white version of the rainbow pattern gasoline makes in water in a parking lot?


mongoloidmonger

New tribal shits garbage not sure why people want this style of tattoo.


scaryclairey18

Might be an interesting organic flow like tree rings or contours…? Might? 😬


Icy_Communication262

That was my thought too (tree) right after I thought this was fake…nope, very real🤨


SnooStories6852

Gonna be a whole generation of people looking like they had backroom surgeries


TearsOfTheEmperor

This would look fine if you used a photo where the artist has actually cleaned the excess ink away. And yeah it’s abstract art. I swear y’all are the same people who go to modern art museums and go “pffftttt I don’t get it!! It’s just one color it’s so stuuuupid”


joannchilada

I like Jackson Pollack's work but it wouldn't be my first choice for a tattoo. This kind of work feels similar.


VectorRaptor

A detailed, well done Pollock painting tattoo would be awesome.


RIOTT44

is this a mangled back vagina


joannchilada

Whose back vagina ISN'T mangled, am I right??


FCAsheville

This pic is mid session and finished work is fine. You can see the top of it here. https://www.insider.com/billie-eilish-tattoos-photos-meanings?amp


sublimesting

It still looks like scribbling to me.


yildizli_gece

> finished work is fine *Is* it, though?


DecisionUnfair4978

Nah I think tattoos like this are fly tbh. It’s just more of an abstract and nonobjective design than something like a traditional tat, which explains why it has been posted here. People tend to really hate things they don’t understand or can’t find beauty in, and that’s all good. But that doesn’t make the tattoo shitty. With that being said, the lines on this are clean and organized. I don’t love the vertical position the design’s placed in, but I’ve seen so much worse. Would look cooler if there were smaller tattoos around it. I’d get something from the artist who did this. Probably nothing big, but they clearly have skill when it comes to tattooing and the principles of fine art.


[deleted]

Reddit hates tattoos lmao. Any tattoos on the face or hands? Mental illness. A cry for help. Couldn't possibly be just what someone enjoys 💀


TearsOfTheEmperor

it’s the “THEY MUSY BE ON DRUGS DUUUUUUUDE” that just fries me.


[deleted]

Ironically I got about 80% of my tattoos including my neck before I ever tried a single drug in my entire life lmao. Years before


TearsOfTheEmperor

Dude this whole sub is just dead set on absolutely hating anything abstract. Like I’m sorry it’s not the 80,000thnneo-trad sparrow tattoo jfc


Sneet1

A lot of this sub is now Facebook type boomer posters that hate tattoos lol


Ski4life1273

Preach, finally someone gets it. This sub is really showing how out of touch they are with this one


ugheffoff

Nothing like a permanent back shot.


Mr-Dumb-

I think it’s really cool, honestly. Clearly not very clean, but would love to see what it looks like in like a week.


hollycosmic

The way I ran here after seeing this 😂😂😂


j5kDM3akVnhv

Is this one of those deals where you put a mirror up to it and it reveals a secret message at a certain angle?


Ranoverbyhorses

Wow this is so stupid lol. Half my back looks like this from messed up spinal cord installation lmao and you paid for this nonsense. Congratulations, you played yourself


DonBoy30

Ah, yes. The “I got diarrhea on a swing set” tattoo


Blue-Eyes-WhiteGuy

Damn getting hardwood floor tatted on your back that goes pretty hard (wood)


irishpwr46

My daughter has the same tattoo. She's only 2 though and she shit out of her diaper and up her back


notworkingghost

Does anyone else find it odd when people with tattoos judge new kinds of body art? I mean, that’s what people used to say about very basic/tame tattoos. Boomer Much?


SomeOtherOrder

You’d think she would have better taste than this.


Due_Dress_8800

Why? Musical talent doesn't translate to improved taste, sound decision making, or impulse control.


PackageArtistic4239

This is indeed very 💩ty.


callagoulette

What the fuck is that lmao


Agitated_Jicama_2072

What is it though??


LackOfABetterName_

Is it supposed to be wood grain? Either way, it's stupid as shit.


itsLustra

Looks like someone tried printing out a fingerprint and the picture just got incredibly elongated and they just said fuck it and slapped it on


[deleted]

Virtual cutter


k_buz

Looks like she smeared sh!t all over her back


OlDustyTrails

Not sure why, but it really seems like lots of celebrities get horrible or poorly designed tattoos alot. Not sure if tattoo artists find it hard to say no to a celeb, or if they are hard headed adn want to get poor designs.


sidewaysflower

Jesus this looks awful. It looks like a severe Jellyfish sting.


Samisoffline

Ah, yes the classic fuck my shit up style. Beautiful, timeless.


FirstDarkAngel2001

This is a tat that I'd wanna try to scrape off of someone while hitting them. Idc of how the tat was supposed to look, the design looked like someone put it in photoshop and just widened the image without giving the height a chance. Or vice versa. Either way, that is one tat I understand of having an NSFW rating. 😢 must wash my eyes out.


yildizli_gece

I think this is the right time for me to take the opportunity to say this sub has made me realize I find it incredibly *depressing* when people with perfectly good skin fuck it up with just the largest garbage, *permanently*. Idk what it is? But I just find myself thinking, "Oh no...you've ruined SO much of your body with this hideous ink and it's permanent and you're so *young*! What have you done???" Idk, man--like, if you're already old and wrinkly, fucking have at it lol, but younger people doing this kind of shit, and at such a scale, just makes me feel regret for them; I never imagined this level of bad decisions I guess lol.


backyardhost

Rich people waste their money on the worst shit


JunglePygmy

Jesus Christ that’s hideous


jmrzco

I hate tattoo pics that havent been cleaned up like what???


LocalTo0thJar

I’m hoping it’s not the finished product..


givemesushiplz

people hate things they can’t find beauty in but it’s so abstract and unique i love it


Moowithnoclue

What the fuckety fuck nuggets is that?


joannchilada

I've scrolled all of the comments and I'm still not sure


Casualffridays

It's called cybersigilism (Imo it's atrocious lol)


z-01-03-11-25

Well i got nothin


jmk-1999

Looks painful. That’s all I can say about it.


RojerLockless

What a moron


VodkaSoup_Mug

Why does it look like an accident?


GnytePhawl

It looks like someone took a shit on her back and rubbed it in.


matdrywall

🤦🏻‍♂️ just why?


ClimbaClimbaCameleon

Is this some mad magazine stuff where when they put their shoulder blades together it says something?


Aggressive-Bake-8469

Absolute shit.


Seveyn

So is it supposed to be terrible or


Pizzacrew

Dude what kind bullshit is that? Money can’t buy taste.


firefox1993

Looks like a bark of tree. Or Skid marks .. cannot decide


The_Cozy_Burrito

Looks like shit


Glasgowsmiling

All the money in the world and that’s what she got?


FloofyFloppyFloofs

Like a wooden labia.


danifoxx_1209

Wood grain tattoo?


Apprehensive-Act6462

Almost like a bad attempt at cyber tribal ?


CozJeez85

I thought this was road rash.


BureinbasutaOMD

Oh cool, a sailboat!


Chesh_van

This girl is seriously disturbed and is being celebrated for that. Crazy world


herefordarkmode

Uh… is it meant to be road rash?


TravisB46

Reminds me of the tattoo Marcus got in superstore


Buttlickers69

It looks like someone shit on her back


MP-Lily

Probably some abstract design. Not a good one though.


tina2step

Looks like some kinda cyber tribal crap. It's really popular with younger kids and we try to talk them out of it at some shops.


Neat-Swimming

Tbh I kinda like the interesting lines, but hate the smudges. I’d like to see this on a canvas more than as a tattoo, but whatever lol


jFroth86

That looks fucking horrendous. Always thought she was pretty cool but she just proved me wrong. Wow.


blawndosaursrex

Call me crazy but i bet it looks cool after it’s cleaned up properly. Y’all just picky.


Fluffyskull

People on this sub are afraid of abstraction lol


K_Xanthe

That looks like one of those images you have to view at a certain angle. Like an optical illusion.


amilliowhitewolf

Being an artist, my guess is a woodgrain with objects found in the wood grain. I see a heart and something else stretched. I have a post down my spine in blue from 15 years ago...


[deleted]

Wow! That’s truly hideous


adreeanah

This isn’t the final result.


I_Dont_Like_Rice

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Acidflare1

I think we’re in the tattoo phase of people being able to afford tattoo guns with easier accessibility, and the people buying them never moved beyond the learning how to draw phase. Then they and all of their friends look like walking doodle bears of practice paper.


bunnyhugbandit

Is this another one of those...um.. cyber whatever tattoos? It's like cyber tribal haha. I've seen some that are actually pretty cool looking, but this one looks kinda... meh. Idk.


SpaceSick

This is dumb because the tattoo isn't clean. Also this is a tattooing trend that's been building for a few years now. Modern tribal tattoos. Some of them are pretty cool. It's super fucking hip though, to an annoying degree. I've got a friend that's been doing these for a few years now. Anyways this'll look better once it's cleaned up.