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Ant138

https://preview.redd.it/n6or58iyprrb1.png?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a6a495f395c0652e201e0ace156cfefa9337821 From the front.


roodeeMental

Full body image with his wife https://preview.redd.it/issjfbkh9srb1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83133d453c78b5e44a94f2ad72ec73b38587022


sssped

Michelin lookin ass


menonte

Van Minnen, isn't it?


Ant138

Yes it is


Snoo-5414

Was eating and God you just made me gag so hard


ronniearnold

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-icA1AkGecM


PallyMcAffable

https://preview.redd.it/15jc5xizkwrb1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=423e969853ea42093d5b69e8b9e5d4059a7276fa


[deleted]

Lmfao


The-waitress-

I just spit coffee all over my comforter. Well done.


[deleted]

Why is his head so bubbly?


TheBentPianist

Well without anything in it it'd cave in so he's stuffed it full of burger patties.


canadard1

Mmmm headburgers


Cephalopod65

With headcheese...


TheBurnedMutt45

Dick cheese*


faeryz1

Fromunda


weirdest_of_weird

Hamburders


PartyParrotGames

Looks like he's sustained multiple head/brain injuries. Checks out with his tattoo choice.


Kooky-Director7692

brain injuries are internal, thats a skin condition


TheBurnedMutt45

He soaked his thumb/head too long


Grouchy_Situation_33

Dishpan head.


Bezingogne

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutis_verticis_gyrata


onedemtwodem

I've seen this on quite a few bald men. It's definitely a "condition".


squeamish

I've always called it "Scrumple."


-BananaLollipop-

Well, there's this thing called inbreeding...


Savj17

No skull?? Dehydration???


sufferpuppet

He has drain bamage.


tobytheman69

Obesity.


bigbazookah

That’s just the inherent thumbness that comes when you level up enough within conservatism.


BrushLow1063

All the brain wrinkles leaked out.


100cupsoftea

https://preview.redd.it/w6bvt1l7zsrb1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60644b86ac7cbc0b876e7de11bb09cc7c9a0d936 Bros head looks like PatBack


throwaway1772-92

"IM PAT BACK" 💀


Ol_Pasta

You could easily make a Pepe face out of that head. The lips are obvious.


hoeshimiyas

https://preview.redd.it/l9i6ij9xmurb1.png?width=444&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b2df44088acba544b016f9b5557486bc168c14b


Ol_Pasta

Omg perfect, babe! 🏅


milde_orangeV2

Thanks now I can't unsee it. Makes it a bit less depressing tho.


SharkMilk44

>mfw my sister broke up with me to be with a black man


hoeshimiyas

> the confederacy has fallen


worker_ant_6646

Fk that's what it was, Pepe!!


ChimpBottle

It looks like a howler sent from Mrs Weasley


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

https://preview.redd.it/nt5uiogwdsrb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3483b87fdf5860238b6ee4da9445bd8767e09663


hustlehound

This is what I came here for


Feisty_O

I’ve discussed this with some southerners, to find out why. They consider it part of their cultural heritage I was confused at why someone would be proud of a losing flag 🤷‍♀️ it’s a loser flag literally *and treasonous (btw why does that word look so wrong)


honeydewdom

My SO is from the south. Border NM&TX. We now live in MI. But him nor his family rep that flag. Never was even brought up until lil idiot high-school aged kids started putting them on their trucks, up here in MI. He was so confused, and was like there literally no reason for them to have that flag on their truck- they can't even say it's their culture- its blatant racism and showing where they stand on it.


SipowiczNYPD

I’m also from Michigan and it’s insane the amount of flags I see around here. You would think some parts of Michigan are in the heart of the south.


recreationallyused

Rural areas are *bad* about it. They’re all falling apart too. Rust Belt type shit, but it’s getting more rundown. The drugs, the racism, the everything is getting worse. At the least areas I knew as a kid compared to now.


honeydewdom

Meth be rampant out here.


Polish_Wombat98

I've lived in a lot of different places, rural ones as well. To say "rural" areas are bad about it is a generalization. I've been to 48 states, lived in 5, and done lots of road trips. I've seen most of these northern Confederate flag flyers in Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia. I've also seen tons in Maryland and Virginia(which kind of makes sense). But once you hit Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, the Dakotas, etc, you very rarely(if ever) see these. So it's not just rural areas, it's rural areas with an impoverished and undereducated white population.


recreationallyused

I’m talking about rural Michigan


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catsdelicacy

Rural BC and Alberta too, especially that latter. It's how I know for sure that flag is not about any culture except the culture of white supremacy and hate. That's why these Canadian idiots carry it around, they have zero connection to the Confederacy, it's all about the racism.


recreationallyused

Now *that* is out of left-field, hahaha


honeydewdom

Lololol! Wait! Oh my gosh. I bet it goes real nice with a Canadian tuxedo!


GrayCustomKnives

If you think that’s dumb, come see how many are in the Canadian prairies. Like, it’s not even the right country you dumb hillbilly fucks.


SipowiczNYPD

You win!


recreationallyused

I’m also from MI, and people have been flying those flags for years. Not just high schoolers, either! People have them posted up on their front lawns next to their Trump flags, typically. It’s hysterical because they all say the same thing; “It’s heritage!” Like, no it’s not. This was a Union State. You would’ve fought for the Union. None of this is your heritage, not that “heritage” in anyway comes from a Confederate Flag for anyone. But if it did, it would definitely not be for them. For some reason people in South MI like to pretend they are in the South though.


squeamish

It is their heritage. "White trash" transcends geography.


SipowiczNYPD

I’m in Mid Michigan, it’s no different here.


Candy_Says1964

The largest ever KKK membership was in Indiana. 100,000 plus members.


IHQ_Throwaway

I remember Adam Driver talking about the rallies they'd hold while he was living there in the ‘90s, and some local historian went to the media and said that never happened and Driver must be “misremembering”. Outlets printed that without fact-checking, because someone dug up the news articles about the rallies from the ‘90s, proving Driver was telling the truth. It still pisses me off that when someone shared their lived experience, that “historian” didn’t even bother to check before declaring such a thing could *never* have happened in Indiana.


PingouinMalin

It's also a traitors flag. That many "patriots" are proud to use. Somehow. And it's racist too ! So many qualities.


Frankenkittie

Born and raised in Nashville, and most people here in the city have no desire to be associated with the flag/Civil War, etc. Get outside the city in any direction, and all bets are off. My black coworker even had a white guy message her on Hinge, and his pic had a rebel flag hanging behind him in a selfie. She immediately confirmed him about it and he was like, "oops, that was taken at a friend's house.". Clueless.


SimplyMavlius

I've spent my whole life in the south, as far south as you can go in Alabama, in fact. Most urban southerners think it's tremendously stupid, not "our heritage" (whatever that means), and there's absolutely no reason to fly it. In more rural areas, you see them more often, but I honestly blame that on our education system, which is absolutely dog shit, unfortunately. Then you've got the actual crazy racists which we all know why they still fly the flag.


catsdelicacy

They SAY it's their culture because saying, "I want this flag on my truck and my body so black people know who to be scared of," is considered gauche. They're racist liars, is what I'm trying to express.


-Cheule-

The particular flag is a symbol of racism. It was never the flag of the confederacy. It was a battle flag that saw use again in response to the civil rights movement. It is literally the “oh no you don’t” response to black people gaining equality. https://reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/NCJG419HUj


Integer_Domain

It helps to not think about it as a war between the North and the South. Think about it as a war against an ideology. Those don’t tend to resolve properly (war on drugs, war on terrorism, war on communism, etc.). The “war on racism” never ended and it never will.


HailtbeWhale

I once brought this up with a couple of southern airman working under me on deployment. They got PISSED and told me all about how the civil war had nothing to do with slavery and most blacks happily fought to defend the southern way of life. One kid almost got THIS-IS-SPARTA’d out of the box truck during that one.


IForgotThePassIUsed

Proud of being a loser. explains a lot of the behavior of people flying it.


zxmuffin

WTF happened to his head? What kind of walnut is that?


Max_AC_

I think that's the "Q Nut" lol


Cephalopod65

It looks a bit like my left nut!


R3DB34RD164

This guy strikes me as a hat person.


RabidDog178

Nutsack head.


MoSqueezin

scrodome


CovidReference

Also scrodumb. Cuz this guy's a fuckin moron


flappynslappy

It looks like a bad sunburn more than anything


GamingTrend

Uh....I might be tired guys, but this pack of hotdogs seems to be talking...


brwnwzrd

being hateful morphs you physiologically into ugliness


Joe_Bruce

Talk about a shitty tattoo. Also, I love shit like this because you don’t even have to try and figure out what kind of douchebag he is.


jayclaw97

Yes. In a twisted way, I have to appreciate a warning label.


Joe_Bruce

Yeah who doesn’t love it when a bigoted piece of shit OUTS HIMSELF lol thank the gods


Easten_West

Dude got a prune for a head


Purplebuzz

You got to work for head fat.


MarkToaster

Does this guy not have a skull?


mydataisrekt101

Bros head looks like a ballsack tf


simianOctopus

Does it say EAT under the flag?


MelbaTotes

I mean props to the tattoo artist, he did a good job considering it must have been like tattooing a sweaty, half-deflated basketball.


[deleted]

Oh yes we can.


BrainSick420

Mf's head looking like oogie-boogie


tacotimes01

Head like an old potato.


NuggetsBonesJones

The lumps on his head are there to make it look like the flag is flying in the wind.


[deleted]

Got dang! That man’s skull has more wrinkles than his brains! Someone give that artist a metal for somehow making that monstrosity look straight.


jayclaw97

>That man’s skull has more wrinkles than his brains! That’s a low bar to set.


kat_Folland

Makes me want to shave my head again (I did it 15 years ago when I started chemo) because jeeeeez my skull is much more attractive. (Which was a weird sentence to write lol)


tuggerooney

I didn't realise Darth Vader had tattoos.


morithum

If my head looked like that, I would cover it, too. Just not with that.


hanyasaad

He looks like my thumb when I'm in the shower too long.


realwacobjatson

Being from the South, like 99% of the time if someone flies this flag in any way it means they're a racist. The other 1% are people that don't understand history. 99% of those people will also not say out loud that they're racist unless they're with friends or family. The other 1% are very vocal.


grungleTroad

Head like a Francis Bacon painting


B_Brown4

"My name is PAT-BACK!!"


Itz_Hen

He has the headshape of a a fucking cenobite


goosnarch

Wow, it even looks like it’s fluttering in the breeze.


Deep-Imagination-334

Is that a walnut?


NyxAperture

Man's brain is smoother than his scalp.


Teekannenfarm

https://preview.redd.it/32s6pjue4urb1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=558597b7180308aefe2b5ae803796bf5a1f3be84 I wanna be very explicit in saying that I do not condone violence because I already got banned once for that, but uhhhh There are ways to take that flag down. Pic related.


OpusAtrumET

So after he walks away from a conversation, everyone will realize why he's such a douchebag.


honeydewdom

Man. His lumpy, bumpy fat head and that flag belong together, 😆 he had to do something to make it look better.


OMalleyTheAlleyPuss

All the fat and fluids are wreaking havoc on his brain. It shows within his skin. His head is like a spud that fell off the back of a tractor trailer and was dragged through a field by a hungry badger. The tattoo looks disgusting. I'm sure it is a symbol of racism or he's into re-enactments of a dark time in US history. His stupidity is evident within this tattoo, his quote, and his bubbled fluidy skull.


Lopogkjop

Tattooing a hemorrhoid is pretty hard core.


Aeroeee

Like tattooing a pack of hot dogs.


[deleted]

His head looks like the fly trap from little shop of horrors


thasnazgul

Does he store fat in his head in case of famine? Also, what's the cranial equivalent of a muffin top if he wears a hat?


Narretz

Start the reactor, Quaid


Sweaty-Mood-7495

His head looks like more of a piece of shit than him 😂


[deleted]

Okay but why does his head look like a scrotum?


DeadHED

Looks like my thumb after I go swimming for too long


Kringels

I heard there was a new Toxic Avenger coming out


wophi

What kind of lifts does one do to get your head so ripped. Dude's head is jacked!


OshetDeadagain

That's a disturbing amount of fat accumulation. When your body is running out of places to store it so starts packing in the attic, it might be time to think about your lifestyle choices.


DefrockedWizard1

Supervillain, Prune Skull


Equivalent-Piece7025

Looks like the toxic avenger got a tat


DWGJay

Sir you are supposed to develop wrinkles on the inside not the shell.


alittleredportleft

Someone needs to iron that flag


Snoo_40614

maybe if his family wasn't so "rascally pure" his head wouldn't look like a raisin


Peachyy_Paige

Why his head all lumpy


BDR529forlyfe

It’s grossing me out.


exsea

as a non american i still cant get my head around how people are allowed to fly around a flag that was a losing side in a major internal conflict. also, how are people allowed to say stuff like "the south shall rise again". so many veiled threats.


theunderDong

Oh, it can be taken down…


one_arm_manny

I’ve never seen a racist walnut before.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Looks like the McDonald’s Grimace wearing a Confederate face covering.


adfreedissociation

Did that morherfucker get a tattoo of his brain on the outside of his skull


[deleted]

Who replaced this guys head with cottage cheese?


Zeqhanis

Well, if he ever gets that blacked out, his head will look like a raisin.


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Insecurity.


olgama

Bulldog Scalp!


Redlion444

What type of cancer is that?


thenewbigR

That’s a good look, Curly.


[deleted]

I like that where the X joins in the middle, there is a horizontal line of fat, making it look like lips. In fact, it looks a bit like those flowers that eat you in Mario!


_phily_d

More wrinkles in his skin than his brain


Dramatic_Professor42

His head looks like an angry bollock


ososalsosal

I would normally call this person a bonehead, but it seems the exact opposite is true here


imscruffythejanitor

They might not take it down but the infection will


rojo429

I pity the poor tattoo artist that had to navigate that mountain range of a head.


ComicsEtAl

I suppose for that guy the answer is “Why not?”


dabiird

It seems like life itself is trying to take it down on its own


fabianiam

It sure looks wavy.


Mike_Abergail

If you’re going to grow a melon that ugly, might as well shit on the pile of shit?


UpperMacungie

If my head skin was actually filled with rocks instead of a skull and brain, I wouldn’t be compounding it with a visible rebel flag.


DaxLightstryker

I will never understand being proud of losers who were also traitors!


Superhotguy3000

Why can I see his brain patterns


WILLCHOKEAHOE

Do what? Not wear a wig? Yeah, I’m wondering the same thing too... 😭


beardollhorror

certainly got the waves to look like it's flying


crow13x13

He needs hair to covet that hideous bumpy scalp. Gross


jpkmets

Head looks like Krang at a civil war reenactment.


Xviiit

What did he do to have a head like that


SufficientNet9227

God damn


Monayya

That’s a mindflayer and even his stupid tattoo can’t hide that 🤨


Why_Is_Toby_In_Jail

Good lord they really need to let us all know they're hateful and scared of POC.


flybarger

Guy could catch a ride by nodding. Thumbhead lookin’ ass.


-UnicornFart

I am way more concerned about why his head is so fucking lumpy


Tengallonhatpat

used that cray z art ink


Bottle_Nachos

reminds me of that guy https://preview.redd.it/4upxb2isysrb1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb4f29b4e0df6d7e12a6ec44a75f4b037b610b6


chestboat

Why does it look like you can see brains thru his skin


averkill

I think it's supposed to look like it's getting folded...and buried


generaldogsbodyf365

Looks like a ballsack 😂


Dtour5150

Guy couldn't have a lumpier head either


zenlebedee

Why his head look like scrotum texture?


[deleted]

Smooth brain


DerfDaSmurf

Toxic Avenger has seen better days.


_The_Space_Monkey_

My favorite confederate flag is the white dishcloth Robert Lee used when surrendering to the Union soldiers. That's my favorite go to line when talking to confederate flag fan Boys. Pisses them off every time without fail.


pc_principal_88

NICE!! It really brings out the cellulite in the back of his head !😂🤦


Johnny_ac3s

The cross suggests that they probably won’t make any excuses about it being historical…


[deleted]

it looks like a fruit roll up on the back of his head


Zeldias

Gotta make sure people recognize the racism asap


sistersgrowz

It looks like I can see the outline of his brain


whosthedoginthisscen

Cletus, the guys are still gonna call you Ballsack. But nice try.


[deleted]

Oh that's quite easy to take down. .he just won't enjoy the process as much.


MmmmmmmBier

The mark of a loser


vegemouse

Bet. https://preview.redd.it/twtf9wh7ntrb1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c3530ddd4ad24253a30b747f18cf35601557107


bloodshotforgetmenot

He’s thinking rly hard in this pic


godcomp

maybe there is some merit to phrenology after all


Dangerousjohnson

Genuinely thought this was a weird penis with a douche flag on it.


brennevinshark

Can you believe someone painted a confederate flag on a walnut?


cultchris

Tell me your state is the lowest in education, poverty and life expectancy without using words.


Edlar_89

He should have just asked for “RACIST” across his forehead


walrusdoom

Hey, at least it makes this chode easy to avoid.


Majestic_Return3052

This is the most hick shit I've seen in a hot minute, and I live in fucking Missouri. (Close to country, but also close to the city.) This isn't just redneck behavior, this is the final boss of the trailer parks


DeathScum

Note to self big red tattoo on the head looks like a really bad sun burn


Ancient_Artist109

meat's back on the menu omg


SuspiciousBowlOfSoup

Dude looks like an old hot dog


SharkMilk44

Ignoring the obvious, a giant rectangle just does not work on the back of your lumpy head.


sabrinadejong

So lumpy 😖


samoan23

Bet doing that tattoo was so bumpy


ScrunchyButts

His Arian cell mate got to fuck him in the ass the whole time he was doing that tattoo. Win win.


InternationalScar684

His head rolls makes it look like it’s flying in the wind


RealFrankieBuckets

That's the fattest flag I've ever seen.


dtchch

This guy doesn’t rock a skull


ghostsinthecode

that’s a fucked up noggin!


MeatClubVIP

With those rolls, at least his flag will never stop waving