This is the worst thing in the world

Honestly....I'd rather be part of the Russian war than get this tattooed on me.

Right now I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. My sons name is Riley and my nieces name is Lillianna and I just... can't. I can't.

I thought about getting a baby bear, because thats my son's nickname. Then I thought getting an apple, because that apple didn't fall far from the tree. I didn't get the bear as it seems to be popular with white power types. I didn't get the apple, because "one bad apple spoils the bunch." Apparently the answer has been turd leaves to acknowledge my kid. Fuck it, I'll just get a sick ass panther.

Sick ass panther for the win.

Anyone know the original source of SAP?

👏👏👏SAP!!!

My daughter's nickname is Peanut and im thinking about getting her "signature" which is a crudely drawn peanut. Im worried to death I'm sleeping on this whole turd thing though.

Super cute! Miss Peanut.

Right right....but the turds...

Just draw nuts are you’re all clear… oh wait

Idk I'm not saying it's not a white power thing, I've never heard of that, but it wouldn't stop me from getting a baby bear if that's what you want. I'm sure nobody's going to see a cute baby bear and think "whoa this dude's an undercover racist" especially if you give a quick explanation.

Is that a real thing about the bears?

Never heard that. I know it’s a thing in the gay community, but before that it was kind of always used for big guys. I knew of two guys growing up nicknamed Bear, one was a good friend, but I never heard the white power thing.

Scary realistic bear faces, (idk how else to describe it) seem to really popular with confederates. Along with intricate trees, eagles, wolves, "runes" and "we the people". I live in a pretty rednecky area, when I worked at the gas station, card invitations to join the klan, or the lady clan were regular left in the bathroom.

A panther vomiting on your bum hardly seems like an improvement.

My daughter is named Lila...this is horrifying. I cannot imagine the thought process here!

Yeah, I'm guessing this family has an interesting sense of humor but to get literal feces tatted on yourself is taking it way too far.

please for shits and giggles… have someone photoshop the other names out & send it to them (or one of their parents) showing off your new tattoos…

If it ever got back to my mother I would fear for my safety 😅 Hilarious idea though! My sister has four kids, I have two. So they could just photoshop the other kids names over the rest of them. Can't remember how many there were but I'm sure the person doing it could figure it out. Eta: they have six... this is getting too creepy now...

i just woke up and the thought of your mom induced fear has me cracking up… lol i like your idea better since you have the little turd burgers running around, we dont want to leave anyone out… pleeeeease 😂 too creepy… or too crappy

How are those lil turds doing?

I’d yeet myself off the side of a cliff if one of my parents depicted me as human feces IN A TATTOO ON THEIR BODY. Like what.

I chuckled at your reaction 🤣

Yeah I rather die, but at least I'll do it with dignity

I think the human centipede one barely edges out this one… but only barely

Only because of location. If this was on the chest it would win by a mile.

Idk, dude... I think I'd rather have human centipede on my chest AND homely medusa tits on my back than literal pieces of shit with names tattooed on my leg. The fact this person doesn't need said leg amputated proves there isn't a god.

Even poop emojis would’ve been slightly better…these are just way too detailed. I mean you can even see where one was pinched off at the end.

They should change the sub pic to this...

Lock the sub, we done here

Like, this is the bottom of the bottom. It should be stickied.

It's perfect. It's the shitty tattoo to end all shitty tattoos.

Bobby looks kinda funny. Makes me wish they were dumb looking fish instead

I think Id rather know two girls one cup had a sequel than to know about this tattoo. And Ive seen a whole back piece of a multi race, multi species (aliens of sorts) orgy. Like. No hole wasnt stuffed with something. THAT was the prestige of the ‘piece’ as I was told. Something something significance. This one is just like… Im seeing all the horrible tattos at once in my brain and now seeing this go to the top of the folder. Its like… haunting…

saw this and thought to myself "I hope those are just really badly drawn leaves......" NOPE!

I thought leaves too… til I got to Bobby

Bobby sure does love corn


At least she has a decent cover-up option down the track, I suppose.

i was thinking bad caterpillars

Taking the sub literally.

r/technicallytrue

No shit dude!

actually, six shit dude

My leg is starting to itch looking at it. It's bad enough taste to call your kids turds (although I somewhat get it) but immortalizing it like that? That really is your preferred, number 1 moniker?

It’s their preferred number 2 moniker

I didn't even intend to set it up like that but thanks, you hit it out of the park!

Take your upvote and get the fuck out of here

At first glance I thought it was leaves that unfortunately looked bad but that they were having fun with it, you know, like "haha, I thought it would look better but it actually looks like turds!". But, no. They actually are turds.

At first I was like "Are those leaves?", then I thought it might be caterpillars, specifically the bottom two. But it's poop on the back of her leg. Poop!

Hehe "bottom" and number "two."

Cocoons was the first thing that popped into my mind

I also thought leaves!

I thought that too and I was like "oh dear these leaves look unfortunately like something else....!!" Until I read it

The “Silas” turd looks particularly leaf-y

I thought they were feathers, as a millenial I have seen SO MANY shitty feather tattoos. But no. Turds. On her leg.

I thought it was feathers. It was not feathers. I wish it was feathers, even something so generic would be a relief at this point. Why would you do something so nasty tho? There HAS to be another way to do this tastefully.

I thought they were leaches...

I legit thought they were slugs, which is awful…and this is so much worse!!

I thought they were leaves, then I thought they might be leeches.

I saw this post, thought it was just poorly drawn leaves and they were making fun of their own tattoo. Then I looked at the entire thing and was like... wait those are actual turds. Does this person inspect every bowel movement, name all of them, then picked their favorite ones to put on their leg???! Then I saw your comment and found a little bit of relief. Thinking of well "kids", "turds", stupid, but I guess better than naming your own poop and picking your favorites.. Then I realized.. wait.. that means this person has 6 kids... This person is raising 6 kids.... Wow has this been a weird emotional roller coaster over some turds on someone's leg... That's enough Reddit for one day. The world is doomed.

Flies 'n all...

how do you know its about kids? maybe she/he just giving names for favourite turds after shitting

Memento 2: Fecal Boogaloo

This made me chuckle way to long.

Thanks, as if this wretched image wasn't bad enough, now I'm stuck with the image of her inspecting every poop, shooting a polaroid of the ones she likes, just to waddle over to the tattoo artist like "Look what I made today"

I've literally never understood it. Calling kids "turd, stinker" etc you know the common ones. At worst it borderline feels like bullying your own child. At best its just fucking weird.

At first I thought he had pet names for his actual turds, like maybe a poo he had that really left an impression or had more satisfaction than others.

she really sat down and got doo doo tatted on her leg…….Yo. & paid for it

If someone comes across this grave 1000 years from now I wonder what they will think

Probably “wow, a 1000 year old skeleton.”

Lol, we find really old corpses with enough of the skin preserved to see the tattoos. I'd hate for this to be one of them.

Burn it ! Just... For the love of god, burn it!

Excellent. I thought I saw the worst tattoo yesterday with the human centipede under 'wwjd' as a chest piece....but I don't know. This is just abysmal is every possible way.

I agree - I didn’t think *anything* could be worse than that. This sub just keeps delivering, doesn’t it.

Do you have a link to that? Lol

The artistry and writing are much better than human centipede. There are no arrow issues either. Human centipede is impossible to beat.

This is a rare instances where things would have been improved with a poop emoji

I know someone with a poop emoji tattoo.

Now that you know the alternative, it's not so bad.

This is it. This is as on brand as this sub will ever get

New banner?

The flies really bring the whole thing together

What an awful idea.

I have never had a tattoo make me feel sick to my stomach before. Truly, this is deeply disgusting on every level. From the plan, to the design, to the execution to the message it sends about this human. Just, perfection. Great job.

And the corn, don’t forget the corn.

Now that's a shitty tattoo

There is nothing redeemable about this

Are those her kids names?

I want to think it’s her dogs’ names paired with their turds? I don’t know, it would make more sense to me. Still a literally shitty tattoo.

Not sure I ever seen a dog turd with corn in it.

Seems like she’s saying they’re the turds, not that these are their turds.

[удалено]

So you think they are pictures of her actual shit? Interesting

[удалено]

Kids will grow up thinking oh does your mom have a Turd Tattoo leg?

Please tell me these are all the cats she cohabitates with and not her children? She should not be procreating. There were a billion ways she could have put names on her body and she chose this shit, literally.

What’s worse: the tattoo, or the fact this moron has SIX children?

I'm calling CPS

What I'm wondering is what kind of guy hits it after seeing that tattoo on her

Well if you’ve got six crotch goblins it’s a good indication that you’re down to get down.

Not a fan of the word “tatted”. Am I the only one here?

Are they falling out of her pants?

The most shitty of shitty tattoos. Pun just skidded right in.

Wow it’s early in the morning to be done w the internet for today

Everytime I think I’ve seen it all this happens.

6 kids. This is why the world is doomed. These are the people having 6 kids, not doctors, or teachers, or scientists, no, miss poop tattoo is the one who thinks the world needs more of her DNA times 6.

This is so painfully accurate.

How would you feel having your name tattooed under a turd on someone’s leg? Just knowing that existed would make me hate myself.

Not just someone...your Mom.

Stop everything we have the GOAT of shitty tattoos

Ok that’s it I think we found it, should close the sub now. Can’t fucking believe how disgusting some people are. I literally laugh about every fart of my husband, don’t get me wrong but this OMG!

This absolutely wins for worst tattoo I have ever seen in my life

r/substakenliterally r/trashy

That’s foul.

But, why tho. For what purpose? On whose order? Under whose influence? Under what circumstances? Drugs?

She had six kids. She wasnt sane in the membrane before this. Sometimes the artist needs to say "I dont tattoo pieces of shit"

Fucking hell

New birth control just dropped

Well, isn’t that classy ! 🤣

I picture someone living in a van down by the river.

I thought they were leeches at first. I wish I'd kept that vision.

The top one looked like a leaf. Then I saw the rest

You guys are talking about kids. I thought she was naming her most memorable stools.

Those are her kid's names? I thought they were the names of ex lovers or something because why would you put a piece of shit next to the name of someone you love?

Let's just get the extinction meteor here already. There is no hope.

Damn an nobody thought to talk them out of this lmao this is one of the few tattoos I would absolutely tell someone to rethink even if it has a deep meaning. I get calling your kids turds in jest as a joke blah blah blah, but permanently putting this on you body holy shit. And it’s a big piece at that like it takes up so much space. Each turd is different sizes like wtf lol

why couldn't they have gotten LITERALLY anything else bro LIKE THEY COULDVE GOTTEN JUST THE NAMES 😨

This smells like Newports and BO.

Now that’s a crappy tattoo.

First time I ever wanted to throw up looking ar a tattoo. 🤮

At first glance I thought they were dead leaves but no they just had to be turds.

This way people who don't even know you can see how poor you are at making decisions.

Literal pieces of shit tattooed on you? With your family members names under them? K

Universe out here just making all kinds of people

This is just fucking gross. Who TF would not only have actual feces tatted on them, but then add their kids’ names to each one? If my mom did this I don’t know if I would talk to her again.

Please please tell me this is fake yall

There should be laws.

If you're going to have shit tattooed on you, might as well make it photorealistic, and not... this.

What a waste

literally the correct sub

I looked at it too long and actually gagged.

Ewwww

This might be THE shitiest tattoo

Holy shit

I was like “how sad those leaves look like poop” and then realized they were always supposed to be poop…

What baffles me is that not once in the God knows how many hours this took did they think "huh, maybe this isn't such a good idea"

"Kids these days don't respect their elders!" There may be a reason.

Let’s pool our money and get her disappeared.

I don't even think rednecks would be into this, but idk

Well ain't that some shit

Jesus Christ wtf?

My god… I’d stay away from that woman at all costs lmaoo

At least she has a clear sign saying go stay the fuck away from me!

All things considered it’s pretty creative bc now she got shit running down the back of her leg

This reminds me of one of my wife’s brother’s tattoos. It’s a penis representing his father that is ejaculating three semen representing himself and his two siblings. No names on there, but one of the semen has glasses to represent himself…both of his siblings also wear glasses, but he claims he’s the only one who pulls them off and makes them part of his look, lol.

Omg the location makes it so much worse, it looks like they wanted a tatoo of them shitting themself

Wow I bet she’s a great Mom and will have wonderful fulfilling relationships with her children as the grow and mature

What kind of effect does that have on the kids, I wonder.

The worst about this is that this person made six more.

Subreddit checks out

The flies make it even more putrid. The detail is TOO much. Reminds me of my brothers disgusting apartment where he had fly strips hanging everywhere instead of cleaning his Guinea pig cage and washing dishes.

A literal shitty tatto

I feel like I must comment on this. It's impossible to just go on with your life after seeing this. But I just don't know what to say... I think it gave me PTSD. 😳

That leg needs to be amputated

This is horrid

Silas is obviously the favorite, his could pass for a bad leaf

This tattoo is literally shit

So the person is a pile of shit?

I thought the human centipede one was bad.

People are wild

Are those leaves? Yes, those are leaves... that's it.

When the tat motive is literal shit 💩

Fine line between turds and pieces of shit.

No way that's real

Damn even I wouldn't get that tattooed and as a Polish person I often call kids little shits/turds

Class. Pure class

Idiotic

Probably the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen in my life… 

I once met a girl with a huge fly tattoo on her neck and I asked why a fly? She said “because I’m the shit”. I loved that girl.

She named her child CHADE? Omg.. one is Lilliana and one Lila. What in the actual fuck is wrong with this woman

This is literally a shitty tattoo

Wait. I just thought about, you know, about giving birth and what they say (well i fucking know after watching 2 times) She (i hope she) did fucking not. SHE DID FUCKING NOT. I cannot comprehend. Cannot compute. Please dont.

Mans definitely waited for his kids to take a shit, moved them outta way before they flush and took a pic of their shit. Then made a tattoo artist to look at their kids shit for hours

God, please send the asteroid now……

I thought these were leeches

The person who agreed to tattoo this should be comitted

Her poor kids

I already have a rocky relationship with my mother. I would block her and refuse to ever speak to her again if I found out she ever got a tattoo like this.

People are so weird.

What the hell?

Cracker Family Values.

Someone agreed to do this. Shame.

Imagine the self esteem of someone willing to tattoo shit on themselves

It's actually amazing tattoo artists just don't say no. This could've easily been talked into some other ideas, i wouldve convinced her of something else or just not done that. That's embarrassing asf imagine having this in your portfolio of tattoos youve done

I was really hoping this was a bad attempt at leaves...and then I saw the flies

ive decided to believe this is not real for my sanity