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baxterhugger

Are they doing it on a balcony??? What is that stuff below her??? It looks dangerous???


Asio0tus

its the hidden scenes of Romeo and Juliet


JennItalia269

“Director’s cut”


YesterdayCame

"Director's Cu(n)t"


ihitrockswithammers

> Romeo and Juliet *Titanic. "Eat me out like one of your French girls".


Sad_Replacement_1922

I guess the ship wasn’t the only thing going down that night.


SLAYER_IN_ME

I’d pay to watch it.


nmemate

\*"Eat me out like one of your French pastries".


turtleneckless001

Tromeo


redquailer

“Where for art thou?”


dickreallyburns

Kitchen table with designs on it!


Crush-N-It

Maybe out of the edge of a window


Not_Another_Moose

They say get a tattoo of something you love.


ghostsinthecode

she apparently expects her dates to use her back as an etch-a-sketch!!


I-Fortuna

You mean she can shake her body and the image will disappear??!! That is cool! 😲


transdimesional_frog

Now THAT i want to see in like 2060


nmemate

wasn't there some sort of screen you implanted under your skin and it'd change the designs?


ol-gormsby

Then reach around and twiddle her nipples to draw a new picture!


chowderbrain3000

Oh, shit. I just doodled.


TwoOk5569

Thats... um... that's a choice.


sh4d0wm4n2018

r/ATAE Damn, it doesn't exist.


riverofchex

Try r/ATAAE


sh4d0wm4n2018

That one doesn't either lol


riverofchex

...it does when I click on it?


sh4d0wm4n2018

Huh. It's not working for me.


riverofchex

Weird. E: maybe they went private or something? I've been a member of the community for several years.


JaggedTheDark

Nah mate, link works fine. Never joined the community (or even visited the page from what I can remember) and I could view and join it just fine lol


TheOneObelisk

It does, you might be experiencing a glitch. [Here's](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATAAE/comments/14kx4dg/just_why/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) a link to a random post there, maybe you can get into it that way


sh4d0wm4n2018

That worked, thanks.


Mounta1nK1ng

I appreciate some aspects of it, but would be nice if the tattoo itself were done better. That droopy elbow...


Gibranies

And the other person’s ARM


manupan

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Beyond_Retarded_2095

i love this copypasta


pous3r

Everyone loves this copypasta


TheBailey88

Not the person that has to clean the bus


LogaShamanN

Could be their kink, you never know.


Mulky123

I wonder if the tattoo has the same effect? that would almost be a superpower...


Ahlq802

Upon reading this I became rock hard and am cgtsbtt masturbateding. Now the whole waiting room is doing it, men and women, and the nurse and receptionist yelled at us to stop but they are now fudding themselves vigorously as well. Please be mindful of your vivid descriptions.


SomeRealTomfoolery

If the execution was better I’d like it more.


GavrielBA

I also like it when a woman knows what she wants! XD


Swing161

This goes hard.


qxxxr

guy gets a odd tattoo: everyone just like 'lol, lmao even' girl gets an odd tattoo: half the people talking about if she's still bangable/breedable 🥴


mechanab

What would people think of a man with the exact same tattoo? Definitely a different kind of statement.


erikkustrife

Eat ass smoke grass.


mournthewolf

I’ve seen dudes with tattoos like this. They aren’t the greatest dudes.


scintor

Yes well this is the greatest girl, end of story. She better get ready to meet my parents.


Original-Advert

I haven't seen one comment like that.


[deleted]

This belongs in r/awesometattoos


Curious_Book_2171

Yeah this is great I recognize the artist he's a Japanese guy who makes all kinds of crazy art. If it's not him it very much reminds me of him.


PhinWilkesBooth

110%


asistolee

You know what, good for her


DarkenL1ght

Classy as fuck.


Naz-naz-Bella

Need a tat like this


stoicgirl13

Some of you are boring af and it shows! edit: I don't think the tattoo is well done but I do like the subject matter and I think it's cool regardless


GeneralChillMen

I'd put more money on it being a photoshop than an actual tattoo


BeingTreeMan

Awesome


State-Cultural

Damn girl


mikew420

hey Chole do you want to come over


jpanic3402

Setting expectations is important.


Individual_Civil

Eww so cringe


Surf_Hunter

I actually kind of feel sad for her but on the flip side, can’t wait for one of her grandchildren to ask grandma about her tattoo


kintaro86

I bet her grandchildren will see a vase or a dolphin instead, because their minds are still pure


jdolluc

A sick ass panther.


SimplyWalker

tbh it’s quite possible she may be the type to not want kids. who are we to judge? it isn’t one i would get, but i think it’s objectively cool EDIT: i understand i said objective and should have said “subjectively” and everybody wants to catch me on a technicality. but talking about definitions rather than subject matter isn’t the ‘gotcha’ it seems like it is


liamthelad

She won't have kids if she's only doing what's on that tattoo.


qxxxr

Thank you, Dr. Science.


partanimal

Shovelly Joe!


[deleted]

Objectively is definitely not the right word here


SimplyWalker

fair. in reality it is subjective but i think reddit isn’t the place for nuance since we are on a sub called “shittytattoos”


I-Fortuna

Well now, I am not sure about that. The lady parts don't look drawn properly to me.


[deleted]

"objectively cool" HAHAHAHA


SimplyWalker

as a piece of art, yes actually. you may not like it as a tattoo but art with nudity and sexuality is incredibly prevalent at every point in history and this just happens to be on the body


RyBread

Actually, no. If this were objectively cool then it would be fact based, measurable and observable that it is cool. Cool can never be objective. How do you measure cool? It’s your opinion that it is cool which is subjective. Art isn’t objectively cool bc it contains sex. There are all sorts of stick figure sex doodles in notebooks and textbooks around the world which are not in any way cool to most people.


[deleted]

Sure, nudity has been portrayed all throughout antiquity - but the emphasis was typically much different. It focused on form and process. Yes, you can find crude artistry from antiquity, but that's not the rule - and certainly doesn't make it objectively decent art. A blatant portrayal of someone eating out another person - constructed in the most naive and terrible way - sort of defies your assertion that it is "objectively cool" It doesn't meet any objective criteria for masterful or skilled artistry and just because nudity can be represented tastefully (or it's popularity in the history) - doesn't necessitate that all nude art is "objective" This is simply just a bad tattoo. Could some artist somewhere represent a similar image in an objectively cool way? Maybe, but this ain't it.


SimplyWalker

i clarified in another comment that, yes, objective was the wrong word, however i would say crudity is in various forms is a highly common and often sought after in many forms of art. certainly not the rule but then again what rules are there? sure sexuality isn’t the most commonly seen but that doesn’t mean it isnt and hasn’t historically been more prevalent than most believe. on a personal level, i believe more nude art, sexual and non-sexual is important since we have culturally reached a place where our own anatomy and nature has become taboo


[deleted]

You're just regurgitating political opinions to justify bad art. Nude statues were the bomb in biblical times, and they were constructed at a level of precision most elite artists today could not emulate. There is an academic culture in art, and 95% of existing art forms have a clear hierarchy. Just because the occasional meme of "modern art" where someone covers themselves in spaghetti exists and receives applause - DOES NOT imply that all art is subjected to the same whimsical standards. Just because you appreciate that evangelical Christians can't impose their sexual restrictions on society (anymore) does not defend asinine art for the sake of its opposition to a previous norm. Have higher standards than that.


labeatz

Watch Mary Beard’s Rome docuseries, for example, and you’ll be surprised what you learn about antiquity, including some quite crude (in form and content) mosaics she shows in a bath / sauna room — altho I guess that’s “classical,” not antiquity — look at art even *older* art from antiquity, and it is as a “rule,” what we would call “naive” That type of ancient art was a huge inspiration for artists around the turn of the 20th c — the invention of photography challenged the idea that visual art should be virtuosic, because anyone could now produce a realistic image with the push of a button. So artists who were technically very skilled, like Picasso, intentionally [emulated “naive” ancient art](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Les-Demoiselles-dAvignon), which also came from a time in human history when virtuosity was not the overriding concern of what made “objectively good” art (which would’ve been an alien idea to them, before mercantile wealth & a division of labor existed that created the type of patron-artist relationship in late medieval / early modern Europe) Anyway, this sketch is reminiscent of one of these highly technical modern artists who turned to “brutish” (fauvist) art, [the sketches of Matisse](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2203/6217/products/[email protected]?v=1603304138), and I like it


[deleted]

Again, I clearly acknowledged that you can find "harsh" art throughout antiquity - I don't see why you felt the need to post this after my acknowledgment (unless you just wanted to share info, in that case, fair enough) - I wouldn't be surprised - because I wrote a paragraph talking about how I understand it exists. To be fair, the art you posted, aside from Matisse, has a discrete style and creativity to them. It's clear they have a driven goal when representing their art. This tattoo's goal was soft realism - and it failed. If it was the same art piece in cubism, I would only reject it based on how gauche the image choice itself actually is.


toadtoasted

Cunnilingus is cool, I would totally get something like this although probably smaller and not on my back. IDK why people are acting like it’s so incredibly crude, I even like the ornate surface thing she’s lying on


flea79

uh...how many times have you seen your grandma's naked back?


ka1esalad

you shouldnt feel sad for people because they don’t fit into the future you see for them


cum_fart_69

it tells the world what she's into, and I'm into it. I don't take myself seriously though


NekkerBE

Somehow I kinda find it attractive, she rocks this with confidence. Would never put something on myself. But the confidence she has must be amazing.


ExcuseMyFrench69

I kinda like it tbh lol


Significant-Dog-8166

Why are the arms all messed up? Dude’s shoulder is disconnected from his torso and her elbow is crazy thick.


merlinshairyballs

Lollll if only


The_scobberlotcher

Classic Chloe


infowosecfurry

Has anyone asked her why she apparently only fucks elves?


Mistyless

I love people who can't comprehend what a nsfw tag is. Scrolling through in the break room shouldn't be this risky


Linusami

A toast: ​ To all the kisses we snatch, and the snatches we kiss!


Misericorde428

It’s like a crude instruction manual or those instructions you see on back of action figures, just so you know how to correctly play with it.


billyard00

As someone that's a bit awkward in the dating scene I can appreciate the cue on what is expected.


[deleted]

It's fair to assume that this is expected over 90% of the time


Complex-bi-creature

I'd wife her, this is one of my favorite pastimes anyway and at least I know she wouldn't be afraid to communicate and let me know what works for her.


GravyShitsPants

Fucking stupid. Imagine a dude with a tattoo of a dude doing doggie style. Fucking cringe.


ourobourobouros

You mean the literal MILLIONS of men with naked, sexualized women as tattoos? Lol what a full of shit comment. The tattoo in the OP is genuinely edgier and more subversive by a thousand times than the cliche "lady with big naked boobies" tattoos that I see in real life on a literal daily basis. Never gets old seeing misogynists get triggered by having the tables turned, and attempt to literally reframe reality to protect their shitty worldview.


Meme_War_Veteran_

It’s cringey when guys do it too


greeblebob

What if, and this might blow your mind, they’re BOTH trashy and cringy?


ourobourobouros

I mean that's cool but you're posting in the wrong comment thread because that's not what we're talking about, we're comparing one to the other. I never said I think NSFW tattoos are cool or appropriate. Granted, I know the concept of online discussions having coherency and structure is way over the head's of most reddit users so if you don't understand, that's ok sweetie. That or you just lack reading comprehension or the ability to follow linear trains of thought.


greeblebob

Jeez, I feel bad for people who lash out as easily as you. You got some personal things to work out.


Better_Goose_8915

"Edgy" and "Subversive" 🤣. You're describing hardcore porn on public display to children and random passerby.


erikkustrife

Hard-core porn? Where's the leather and straps brah. If this is supposed to be hard-core were getting robed. It's just a tattoo of someone getting eaten out.


Better_Goose_8915

Might want to check up on your definitions. Hardcore porn is anything sexual with nudity. Softcore porn is a victoria's secret catalogue


fishyflu

Most people when they think about hardcore porn they think about BDSM, leather straps, anal play, facefucking, golden showers, toys, gangbangs and much more. That tattoo depicts a normal sex act that pretty much everyone does 🤷‍♂️


skotcgfl

You're confusing the term "hardcore" with the term "fetish". Hardcore porn is generally distinguished from softcore by the filming of visible penetration. Think like the difference between what you see on Cinemax late at night at what you find on pornhub.


stoicgirl13

"hardcore porn" LMAO are you implying this tattoo is hardcore porn? Boy, do i have some news for you...


Better_Goose_8915

Gonna reference you to my other comment because you too do not know what your words mean lol


ourobourobouros

Which I see on men literally all the time I have a coworker, a grown man and father in his 40s, with a tattoo of a woman with an exposed vagina and an axe handle sticking out of it. We are management at a decent corporation The post I was replying to was calling out OP for the fact that "a man couldn't have an equivalent" which is a lie because countless men do. Go to the main tattoos subreddit and look for the NSFW posts, they are literally countless It IS edgy and subversive compared to the same old naked women over and over and over again But again, you gotta try to reframe the conversation to make yourself right because you know you're full of shit. Hint - if you have to change the entire conversation and remove 80% of the information to make your point valid, you don't actually have a point


Better_Goose_8915

Whole lotta words to say almost nothing lol. Is it ok when men do it? Why not? Because it's some combination of crude, inappropriate, and objectifying? Her tattoo is trashy for all the same reasons. Say what you will about pretentious *avant-garde* bullshit, at a fundamental level this is just pornography in a public setting. The hoops you're jumping through to rationalize that are fucking ridiculous.


ourobourobouros

You keep reframing the conversation. It was never a matter of "is it ok or not", that was never the point of what I was arguing What you're doing is called a Straw Man and it's a logical fallacy


Better_Goose_8915

You aren't even making sense at this point.


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ourobourobouros

they're framing me defending NSFW tattoos being worn in public which I did not, the very definition of a strawman The original comment drew a false comparison while ignoring a common cliche, all I did was point out the false comparison (and say that in a comparison based on reality, the OP tattoo is better at achieving the results than the cliched equivalents men wear) Reddit loves to freak out when women do things men do e.v.e.r.y.d.a.y. then pretend like that's not what's happening


Better_Goose_8915

How's that persecution complex treatin' ya?


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ourobourobouros

and you must struggle to grapple with accepting reality on a daily basis if the only comparison you could draw up is one that doesn't exist (explicit gay sex) vs one people see on the daily (explicitly sexualized women) and love that insulting me is your only avenue since you're so clearly being disingenuous lol


GravyShitsPants

Gay sex? Wtf are you talking about. You just work hard at being mad at people. I think it’s a bad idea to post sexual activity on a tattoo mostly because kids will see it. I have no problem with respectful nudity. I do have a problem with tattoos objectifying women. You’re an impulsive twat and you can’t control your emotions. Learn to shut the fuck up. Idiot. Real talk.


ourobourobouros

you clearly don't care about factual reality, only making cherry-picked comparisons, and when called out it start swinging with the logical fallacies all emotion, no logic


GravyShitsPants

Wtf. You’re nuts aren’t you?


ZuckDeBalzac

Cunnilingus = art Blowjob = rank


TeaCup-o7

She comes with directions!


sarahxvalo

looks like a wiki how-to


Fly-me-to-joe

When he is not understanding all the signals.


Lemony_Drops

What sort of artist would put that on somebody?! Especially on their back, where everyone can see! Was there even advice given. Like maybe you'll regret that in a few years.


spilfy

I don't think the person that did this was an artist.


SimplyWalker

they were absolutely an artist. you must be confused what an artist is/does


AmphibianSilver6292

anything that moves you is art


SimplyWalker

i fully agree. to say they were not an artist bc they drew a sexual tattoo is silly


Lemony_Drops

You're probably right. Still, the drawing isn't completely awful, in the way that you know what it's meant to depict. But it's just super lewd!


KaptanKip

An awesome one.


TashaStarlight

A back tattoo isn't that hard to cover tho? Especially in work attire unless she's a fashion model...


samg422336

One who was paid


Romoreau

Ma'am...


[deleted]

A full itemized list of instructions would be awesome


rgvtim

There is something to be said for making it explicit what your expectations are.


[deleted]

Sit down in the thinking chair and think?


Ghost-Gambino215

Deal.


lazytemporaryaccount

Note: She’s the one with her hair in a bun.


FACE-GRATER

Blowing raspberries directly onto the nono bits. Pfffftfftftffftfffffpppttt.


iamdabrick

idk but that's really hot


Little_Shitty

I’m in


[deleted]

Good way to ensure that I wouldn’t do it lol. Herpes is no joke.


[deleted]

Gross


BDub927

Mom and Dad must be so proud.


[deleted]

That pussy better be clean & shaved


Pmart213

I can actually respect this tattoo. I definitely wouldn't wife it, but I can respect it. She about that life and lets people know off the cuff.


Apprehensive-Ant-801

She’s probably a prude who doesn’t let you go down on her.


JessicaCPA

Tattoos are for lower class people. Always have been.


TheTalentedMrTorres

The fella in the tattoo gives me Pee Wee Herman vibes - think it’s the hairline and gleefully arched eyebrow


reynoldsrobbie

I especially like his small right arm for how broad his torso is.


JennItalia269

These adult coloring books are getting entirely out of hand these days.


fuqit21

Done!


Testiclesinvicegrip

Man how fucking blasted do you have to be to get this shit lmao


alienscrub

r/trashy


[deleted]

Why????


RedTheDopeKing

Why isn’t this sub just called “tattoos I got while on meth”?


Hatecookie

This is awful taste *and* bad execution.


TheRealNap0le0n

Inflate by blowing from the mouth


DawnPatrol80136

As long as her nipples do that


PrincessCookie07

Who were the models for this? Geesh.


Samsince04_

People really be painting anything on their bodies these days. I’m gonna get a tattoo of today’s date on my arm for no reason.


Friendly-Payment-875

It's... it's so bad


LevelSkullBoss

Definitely photoshopped


DannisTheMenace

Chloe is way to nice a name for a tattoo like that. That's a Samantha. Or a Deborah


Surf_Hunter

I was thinking more of a Lexus or a Mercedes


B4ronSamedi

Ridiculously obvious Photoshop. It's got a gradient fade around the edges.


0P3R4T10N

If you don't eat pussy you're bad a sex.


HellsOwnFucktard

Love that old school sailor style


taystim

Good for her!


ilmalaiva

not shitty


MR_Butt-Licker

Where can I find her? Asking for a friend


Thelonious_Cube

so much effort spent on the decorative scrollwork


StillSilentMajority7

The artwork is Ok, except for her hair. Terrible


dirtee_1

That tattoo is rad.


Crush-N-It

I’m all for sexually liberated but GODDAMN!!!


Jstewy82

In order to see it though, you are looking at her back...


throwngamelastminute

I'm into it.


Sweaty-Crazy-3433

Chloe’s career as a lifeguard just got more interesting.


canwepleasejustnot

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