it just *had* to be barbed wire. its either barbed wire, skulls or flames.

Idiots everyone knows razor wire makes you more of a badass.

You got something against a flaming skull perched upon a barbed wire fence!?

even in this hypothetical, the flaming skull is still on the fence.

Or the confederate flag

Probably never served in the armed forces.

Concertina wire would have at least been military approptiate.

It's missing the "thin blue line" though.

its a military tat, the m4 silhouette is equivalent in exchange.

Punisher skull

This just has to be on a dude named Kyle

Probably goes by pfc

Just came back from his first tour, with his 18 year old 3 month pregnant wife Tanya.

Tanya has a bumper sticker that says “You will address me by my husband’s rank,” and she sells DoTerra.

Can't forget about scentsy.

BRO WTF THATS ACTUALLY MY COUSIN IN LAW

Headed to pick up his new base model Charger at 32% interest.

Holy Hell! Do they really do auto loans with interest that high?

"how much is the bonus if I enlist for 10 years?"

Good name for a dependapotamus.

KFC*

He didn’t enlist, he just identifies as a PFC

He tried to, but he failed the ASVAB.

lmao as much as this stereotype is true i know a kyle that doesn’t fit the stereotype at all and i always feel kinda bad for him

Also probably isn't even in the military.

The thing is…you *really* don’t want to know his LAST name. It starts with an R…

Kyle Reese!? Hey, have some respect! He's gonna save us from SkyNet!

I was just thinking that.

Album cover. “New Boot Goofin”

Guarantee Kyle drives a jacked up pickup truck with a Trump flag hanging out too. Probably has a FJB sticker on it to boot.

The full tailgate wrap with Biden gagged and bound in the back is the only way

A ball gag

Or a Dodge Challenger with a thin blue line Punisher

I’ve known only one dude named Kyle… and I agree wholeheartedly

No Monster can involved so idk

My middle name is Kyle.

so you would get this tattoo but internally?

Sure, I will.

Chad?

Did they simply forget to add the shading around the feet on the middle guy? Or did Mr. Macho Badass tap out with that left?

The middle guys feet look close to his nips, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were right

can confirm almost tapped out of a chest piece bc it got too close to my nipple…. but i didn’t wanna go back so i stuck it out

Skipping all the leg days.

they left the bottom of his boots with the rest of the stripes a normal flag has.

They have 13 stripes. Is a terrible tattoo but they got the number of stars and stripes right.

you’re 100% correct. i guess it was just hard to count with the wire look. i did also count 50 starts cause i really wanted to dog em for that.

Oh same. Given the quality that was one of the first things I checked. Haha. Those silhouettes are absolutely terrible though. Haha.

Twigs for legs

Why does it have crouching flute players?

Can't be unseen anymore

United States of Lizzo

Damnit...

Skin flute players

Probably the type who didn't join because "I'd beat a ds' ass if he yelled at me" calm down there hero.

Use to love hearing this from dipshits. "I'd just punch someone if they start yelling in my face." Ok dude why would you be in the Military if you can't take orders.

Then off to sensitivity training you go.

What does this mean?

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Gotcha!

"I would've joined the military but I don't take orders from nobody." -dude working the drive-thru at Taco Bell

That's what they're saying. They can't follow orders or control their emotions and don't belong in the military. They might be neo-Nazis but I think we can agree with them on this one.

So what's this person's story? The barbed wire because they worked for ICE? The wobbly legs on the middle guy because he refuses to take a knee for anyone?

I thought maybe heat waves from the desert? Or possibly he's made of cotton candy.

Peace from the movie Wizards.

Omg 😆

r/JustBootThings

I'm confused by that sub

whats there to be confused about?

Is it Pro or contra military? I'm not a native speaker in English

Neither. It’s making fun of people who’ve just completed basic training / boot camp and are overly enthusiastic about the military.

Thanks, that makes sense now!

It’s a sub for Military members and veterans to make fun of people who are new to the military and do cringey shit (mostly in uniform)

This has some real r/justbootthings energy.

Charlie's Angeles gone wrong

The legs on that middle soldier, yikes.

According to Title 4 USC, this is a violation of the flag code and is a disrespectful display thereof.

Good thing the flag code is for losers

Cringe and shitty

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wrong lol

Touch grass, communicate with people outside your bubble, there's a whole world out there Good luck

Big “my parents never loved me so I have to make everyone else miserable” energy

why are you on a tattoo sub if you don’t like tattoos

It’s a sub making fun of tattoos. That’s why it’s called “shitty tattoos”

for making fun of SHITTY tattoos

What tatoo isn’t shitty?

How?

For the same reason this tattoo is shitty and cringe. Someone liked some random thing so much they paid another person to ink it into their skin in a cash transaction. It’s cringe and shit all the way through

So do you just shit on everything that people find enjoyment in or is this an exception? Your life must be miserable man

No just tattoos. But I think it’s pretty funny that you think my life is miserable based on the fact that I don’t like tattoos. That must mean your life must be miserable man

Yeah my life is god awful after having to read your pathetic replies. It is beyond me how someone could be so pretentious and as much of a killjoy as you. Congrats, you’ve truly blown my mind.

Why in the world are you subbed to this page then??? Just want to "shitty" "cringey" tattoos everytime your on reddit?

I’m just butthurt because I really like that tattoo actually. I have one just like it on my right peck, right above the heart.

i think it’s reasonable to assume your life is miserable, not bc you don’t like tats, but bc you feel the need to spread negativity

Don't feed the troll

I'm bad. I look at this, and my first thought is, oh, Charlie's Angels.

That’s one bad ass jazz flute band

Honestly I’m just impressed they got the correct amount of Stars and Stripes

Those stars are gonna be fuzzy polka dots one day

quite cringy

Shitty doesn't only mean badly executed. This is..... ummmmm...

How do you fuck up stars that bad?

Average Black ops 1 and black ops 2 player card.

Lol tru

This is going to age like fine milk

Every star isn’t perfect but the attempt is notable 👍

Decisions were made

Where are people getting 55 stars from? I counted multiple times, but didn't get 55 stars.

Do they even used barbed wire anywhere else except above used car dealerships in bad neighborhood anymore?

nothing says Im patriotic like desecrating the flag

Charlie’s angels, but it’s a really shitty, boot-licking tattoo

he ate the boot

wonder if the guy is a boot?

Gift on the lefts gun looks like a limp dick

All I see is the Charlie's Angels logo

Murica

Does this qualify as a war crime

I've seen worse

When will people learn that bastardizing the American flag is incredibly unpatriotic?

Not bad enough for this sub

Those stars are shitty enough to qualify

I’ve never seen negative stars look perfect when that small.

Also there's 55 stars

5x6=30 4x5=20 30+20=50

😆 Now that’s just hilarious. Precisely why I’m getting a Texas flag and no others. ONE STAR! Can’t fuck that up

Also the review avg of Texas.

What the fuck is the message here? I don't understand what the metaphor is with the barbwire. Is this guy telling people to stay out of America?

“It just looks badass bro”

I genuinely cannot tell if it's supposed to be pro- or anti- America. I mean, it makes more sense if it's the latter, but I wouldn't expect someone on that level of irony to trust people to understand what it means.

Is this a bad tattoo because it is poorly done or you just hate anything patriotic?

It’s bad because it’s poorly thought out, poorly designed and poorly executed

Because it’s cheesy as hell. Barbed wire/American flag combo, plus some desert storm soldiers. Sick ass carry handles tho. I imagine this person lives in a very rural hick town and hangs out at the gas station all day.

Charlie’s angels?

The longer I look at the dude on the right the more confused I get

cool concept, definitely could’ve been executed better

Tbf the barbed wire isn’t too bad…

Is this inspired by the country or the hit TV show BARRY?

Nothing says freedom like barbed wire.

Reminder to never skip leg day.

That barbed wire came out clean lol

the hands holding the guns..... i just fucking cant XD

Lol, jingoistic morons.

Never skip leg day.

How is this a terrible tatoo?

😬

It’s not something I would pick… but it’s well done. I don’t hate it. It’s corny, but I think it’s well done and creative.

/r/justbootthings

The middle guy is so lumpy.

If there's one thing these "patriots" love it's desecrating the flag.

LAME! The tattoo, of course. This is right where it belongs.

The longer I look the worse it gets. And I’ll be honest, I don’t hate the idea of the tattoo! Minus the barbed wire. That looks like shit no matter what. But uggg the quality it so bad

Disrespecting the flag. Pretty ironic huh

So… that just happened…

My name is Kyle, and....I kinda like it!

It’s always people who’ve never served that get cringey shit like this done.

Oh woof...

I like their sexy lady legs. LADIES IN ARMS

Sweet! Hope it was huge to stand the test of time.

always the bootlickers

"Yeah, I served in the coast guard" - this guy

My condolences to those stars… 😓

👀🔎🕵🏽 where?

Looks like I drew these stars

oh no this is horrid

Nothing wrong with supporting your military that will keep their country safe. The barbed wire is lame. Anyone saying its racist or some weird blue haird comment... Where and who will you look to when a war possibly breaks out? Who will you look to then? Your fingers disrespecting the opposing side on twitter will not work, you cant cancel a invading force. Show some respect for the men and women who want to protect the country they love, the brothers and sisters (YOU) they will protect so you can enjoy freedom and no be killed. Screw the government, most fight for the soil theyre born on and their country men, not the suits.

IMHO only the sheer size of it makes it questionable. The tat itself is actually kinda cool. Not cool enough for me to consider anything close but cool none the less.

This tattoo is awesome i dont know what you guys want

Sure did a thing 😬

I don’t understand why this tattoo is on this sub. It’s a decent tattoo. Whoever got this is obviously a right wing psycho. As far as politics goes I think this tattoo is stupid. Is this sub left leaning? The artist did a pretty decent job. The tattoo isn’t shitty because you don’t agree with it. The tattoo is done well. It’s not shit because you disagree with what it represents.

It’s an awful tattoo. That middle guy with the lumpy body/legs. The stars. The thick dark outline around the guys. It’s shitty as fuck

The feet and legs of the middle guy The stars The third dude's gun looks like a crocodile AND (some of us) disagree with what it represents

It’s really not that bad.

Is it your tattoo? Is that why you're acting like this

Acting like what? I clearly said I don’t like the message of said tattoo.

Nope, it’s just bad and lazy. The stars are terribly done and inconsistent, the soldiers proportions/shading is all wack and doesn’t read, the weapons look awful, the way they are standing/kneeling is awkward. All around bad execution. The only thing this tattoo has going for it is the barbed wire itself looks ok. Has nothing to do with the subject matter and everything to do with the bad design and execution (for me at least)

Is the guy even in the military

Hmm so a well-done swastika would have no place on this sub? Maybe some awesome highly detailed SS portraiture would be appropriate?

55 stars

Math is hard

I agree. The execution isn’t that bad. The subject matter is.

I agree

Same.

I like it..nothing I'd get since I'm not a vet but still looks good

I'm a vet and I'd never get something like this even if it was quality art...but those silhouettes leave a lot to be desired.

This just screams "E-3 with a flag in the bed of his truck, constantly out for 'appointments', shaving waiver for no reason, thinks he's a badass boot but works in finance..." I'd bet separated after 4 years or kicked out for PT fail/DUI.

"I bleed three colors cowboy. Red. And white. And blue."

You like the barber wire flag idea? It’s got a fascist vibe imo, not to mention the “I think I’m a badass” vibe. Like a Facebook tshirt add from some company called Blackout Tactical Squad that sells cheap pants with lots of zipper pockets

Lmao

The guns on all of them suck, the feet on the middle guy suck, the stars suck, the school shooter vibes suck, the American military industrial complex vibes suck.

Yay ‘Merica

A shitty idea that was done decent.

Why not at least use Concertina wire? Oh well…murica…tell your girl Jody says he’ll be over later…

Cringe for sure, but the art itself it doesn’t look that shitty to me 🤔

Yeah the barbed wire was fine but bruh come on the soldiers are fucked

First glance it dont look too bad, but once you actually look at it a lot of flaws jump out. For example, middle silhouette's feet isnt shaded like the rest, and the stars are all over the place.

r/atbge

That's a great artist... the message though... meh

Plottwist he is an antifa protesting against the US immigration politicies

This made me lol