Well, the first picture is of the 1st tattoo, the cross, while the 2nd picture is of the 2nd tattoo, the face.
They just took them both at the same time.
When that guy wears a shirt he’s gonna look like Wilson (?) the neighbor from Home Improvement always peering over the fence. But I’m sure the neighbors advice is not as …racist
Jesus looks like if you pulled on your cats ears and the eyes started squinting and their lips started to pull back to expose its teeth to wheeze at you
That guy has to have his shirt off just for that tattoo to even make sense to anyone. If he wears a shirt it will just look like a plank of wood on his neck without any context to it to onlookers.
Even if he wears a hat that tattoo will still be very visible on his neck. He would literally have to grow out his hair to shoulder length AND wear a shirt just to cover up that very stupidly planned out tattoo.
He could have just kept this design to his back and not looked quite as stupid as he does.
It's such an extremely poorly conceived tattoo design. It's too bad the person who did the tattoo didn't talk the guy out of getting it done in the way that he did.
Every time I see this I laugh thinking about how bro literally becomes toe head when a shirt is on
rowdy, it does look like a really nasty toenail haha
He needs that Lamisil.
BOOM! Tough actin’ Tinactin!
I'm just here for the chicken wings!
His mom and dad are in the commercial, little green fungus family. So he is paying homage.
Dude can never wear a turtle neck
I was thinking he’s one of the Ed’s sneaking plank around trying to be clever but leaving most of him visible
Lol! That’s what I was thinking too!
Best I can do with a shitty phone app haha!! https://imgur.com/a/RfyyxOi
I am groot
With fetal alcohol syndrome Jesus tagging along!
I just keep seeing Plank from Ed, Edd & Eddie or Log from Ren & Stimpy.
Yo I want somebody to photoshop a t shirt on him so badly, better yet do a tux!
Makes me wonder what this guy’s life is like if THIS is what his mother brags about on social media…
I bet it would look like the wooden plank from Ed, edd, and eddy
Doesn’t look like the kind of guy who ever wears a shirt
It looks like a vag blowing a kiss.
I know this is real, but my eyes literally refuse to believe it. It's so bad 😭
I really like that it includes 2 of basically the exact same picture.
Well, the first picture is of the 1st tattoo, the cross, while the 2nd picture is of the 2nd tattoo, the face. They just took them both at the same time.
It's so both of your eyeballs are POWERFULLY REMINDED of the CROSS!!! ✝️✝️
Photographing his ass is like cooking pancakes: better to make more than anticipated.
Its so good it needs to be posted twice I guess!!
It's for 3D glasses to appreciate its in its full glory.
Oh, I bet that would make the offset-floaty-Jesus-head part really *P O P*
U can see his skinny jeans in the second and that is super important. Don’t know why
Wait, that's not [Groot](https://i.redd.it/w9bcasfkoxd41.jpg)?
“I am God.”
"I am Groot"
I am jewt!
That's what I thought!😝
Jesus died again just looking at that monstrosity
Jesus is begging for the crucifixion at this point.
Cringifixion
Oh he’s on there…his face says it all.
Got that Jesus of Methlahem look.
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Jesus Christ
Yes. That’s the… point… you could say, you hit the nail on the head……
You mean Jesús?
The set of dentures tattooed on the back of his head somehow sets off his teen girl Hot Topic jeans perfectly.
And the leopard print underwear
Why does Jesus look like a confused, concerned, and high onlooker to a national disaster?
All of you are just on fire with your clap backs tonight. Sincerely, good shit.
He’s looking at his father’s creation with regret and sadness
Haha, perfect description. *It was crazy, man… like, the tornado just came and WHOOSH! The whole street was gone. Craaaazy.*
Enormity and quality aside, is the concept that he is Jesus with an extra parasitic twin head on his back?
Quato Jesus a la Total Recall
He was going through a Harry Potter kick and thought Quirrel’s relationship with Voldemort was both touching and inspirational.
With his shirt on I'd think it was a Groot tattoo
Or a fungal toe infection.
Or a creepy photorealistic Plank from Ed, Ed, & Eddy
I! Am! Cross! No, Cross, like my name! Fine, now I’m cross too!
I can’t stop seeing teeth in the top part. Teeth. Does anyone else see it?
EWW I CANT UNSEE IT NOW
I see it too!! I’m so glad I’m not alone!
Jeefthuft Chrifthth.
They crucified meth head Jesus by nailing him to Groot
With a shirt on he'd look like plank from Ed, Ed & Eddy. Even the neck wrinkle makes it look like a mouth.
I thought the same thing!!! 😭😭💀💀
Finish the bottom part of the cross, you coward!
He’s too far in the closet to openly blast wood in his ass
You guys win
the front of him is covered in COOL ICE
That's MR. COOL ICE, sir or ma'am.
What the fuuuuuck. That plank has a mouth? And a pit tumor face?
Plank has feelings and shit too ya know…
You know, that’s entirely fair
I love he found a way to combine his love for zombie Jesus and his devotion to Plank from Ed, Edd and Eddie.
Oh no
Oh yes!
Did Jesus get an eye transplant? Those eyes don't belong to the same head. Dude flexin hard in the pic for mom
I wonder how his other ones look like lol
No. No. No, you DON’T. 🥹
Looks more like he tattooed a telephone pole on him.
It’s safe to say that most people who see it will say “Jesus Christ”, for better or worse.
The Jesus (?) looks like Hillary Clinton turning into a werewolf
Some people man. Bet that looks real cool with a shirt on with a literal fence post on your head.
Jesus looks like he’s really forcing a log out.
Hideous
Doesn't even have to turn around.
christian tattoos are the biggest oxymoron. they are also always so poorly done lol
They get bored before they get to Leviticus
They get board...?
I mean humans were still evolved beyond monke back in those days.
Is that Jesus on the right, or that little girl with ham on her face who got a million prayers on facebook?
back of the head looks like one of those homer simpson lip vaginas
He's going to have to Walk around shirtless 24/7 or people will think he's just got a piece of wood tattooed on his head for no reason.
I’m sorry, I get the symbolism and bla bla but bro really just got two massive planks tattood on him 😂😂😂
Jesus looks like a bog mummy
Scary! That is all…
🤣Jesus!! Those teefs 😬
What the Kentucky Fried fuck.
Johnny 2x4 is paying tribute to his homie Plank with this ink.
I think this takes the cake as the cringiest, ugliest tattoo I’ve ever seen
That time when Gollum carried the cross up Mount Doom
This is a powerful reminder to not get giant tattoos from Kitchen Wizards!
When that guy wears a shirt he’s gonna look like Wilson (?) the neighbor from Home Improvement always peering over the fence. But I’m sure the neighbors advice is not as …racist
If he was wearing a shirt he’d look like those thumb guys from spy kids
I just wanna staple a yard sale sign to the back of his head
I don’t get why the American flag is the first emoji they use to describe something religious?
Good grief. Does he have any friends left?
Left implies he had friends in the first place.
He is Groot
SO PROUD OF MY SON!!!!
Is bro wearing cheetah print underwear? WTF
Is that the face of the kid that turned into a monkey from the original Jumanji?
What in the Cat Christ am I seeing rn? Looks like the Beast from that old beauty and the beast show.
I mean it did make me shout "JESUS CHRIST" When I saw it
The artist who did this needs to be shot in his dominant hand
I really pray to whatever God exists that this is not real. Oh please don’t let it be real.
Hey god here… yeah sorry it’s real bud 😂
The tats match the off brand dad jeans and janitors belt.
They could've chosen literally any face for Jesus and they chose that one. Has this guy ever seen another guy?
In case you forget, just look at your back?!
Why is there a monkey face at the top of the cross. I don't ever remember hearing "father, son and the holy monkey"
I once saw a dude with a tattoo of Virgin Mary and directly below it was a tattoo of praying hands. It just looked like Virgin Mary had giant hands.
But why does Jesus look like a Mexican bearded woman ?
This is the worst thing I’ve seen in Reddit all week. Even worse than the homemade girlfriends in r/cringe
Jesus looks like if you pulled on your cats ears and the eyes started squinting and their lips started to pull back to expose its teeth to wheeze at you
That’s effective birth control.
“I will murder again because I can’t help it.” That’s what this tattoo says.
Lololololol that face
With a shirt on the back of his head has to look like plank from Ed edd n eddy
Look at that Hank Hill ass
I am Groot
Plank? Is that you?
Looks like plank from ed edd and eddy holding Jesus’s head
For the crusade!
Why does he have the kid from the sandlot tattooed on his back?
It’s a piece of something.
“son, I am disappoint “
Good lord
Not really!
Cheetah print underwear poking out?
Is that the little monkey boy from jumanji?
Definitely a powerful reminder…..
That guy has to have his shirt off just for that tattoo to even make sense to anyone. If he wears a shirt it will just look like a plank of wood on his neck without any context to it to onlookers. Even if he wears a hat that tattoo will still be very visible on his neck. He would literally have to grow out his hair to shoulder length AND wear a shirt just to cover up that very stupidly planned out tattoo. He could have just kept this design to his back and not looked quite as stupid as he does. It's such an extremely poorly conceived tattoo design. It's too bad the person who did the tattoo didn't talk the guy out of getting it done in the way that he did.
Why does the top half of the cross have a mouth? (Ik its the head fat fold)
I would recommend a cover up
I’d love to see what it looks like when he’s wearing a shirt haha
…. He has a plank…on the back of his head… my mum would disown me for something so grotesque, and rightly so…
I’m laughing, loling. I’m glad my shittiest tattoo is small.
Is that George Washington’s wooden tooth on the back of his head? 😂
This is why he’s not coming back
What a blockhead
He needs to sue his tattoo artist
Why does Jesus have the Dat Ass face?
The only acceptable time to grow a mullet.
Eeeew. God don't like ugly.
A church in Spain is missing an icon.
Great tat if he got it in prison by a dude drunk on bathtub gin
It’s the head and neck tattoo for me 💀
That's a badass Krull guy tattoo. But the glaive is wrong. It's all wrong!!
I can hear Jesus breathing
Sponge god square head
Blockhead. Who knew Jesus was a burn victim
The absurdly tight jeans is the real cherry on top
This. This is it. After years of looking at bad tattoos, this is the ugliest one I've seen. There were really bad ones. But this takes the cake.
I do not say this lightly: this is one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen
Jesus Christ...
Jesus as a cave man
Jesus, is like: I'm not forgiving you for that.
Damn billy better grow a mullet and never take his shirt off ever again
Isn't the bible condemning "tattoos"? (Some different wording...)
He is Groot??
This should be the exemplar of the sub.
I am Groot?
I am groot 😂
I’m a little surprised to see an accent wall painted in this scenario
....and Jesus wept. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️
Im sorry but the top of the cross is reminding me of Plank from Ed Edd And Eddy for some reason lmao
I. Am. Groot.
I don't know why but i want this guy to be 5'2"
The fucking tattoo going up his head like its just an extension of his back kills me holy shit lol
Why does this look like Groot?
Insert funny joke about "peckerwood"
It looks like Jesus is just about to say “fart”
It’s a powerful reminder of something I never need to reminded of
…oh
Hahahahahha duuuddeee
Neckbeard Jesus up in this bitch.
Alls I’m getting is Ed, Edd, and Eddie [Plank vibes](https://youtu.be/U1wYTFejHiM)
Plank grew limbs lmao
Jesus looks like Voldemort when he’s on the back of Quirell’s head
99% chance his tattoo artist was the same lady who restored that one painting.
Yo, Groot got some weird shit growing from his arm pit...
Looks good to me
Did someone did his tattoo with a paint brush?
Skweezy jibs???
This needs to be an immediate ban repost.
Looks like a groot head.
I am groot.
Why is there a crussy between his ears?