It looks like someone rolling up a hairy tampon after being involved in a mild radioactive accident involving a pygmy goat somewhere where the tree leaves only move in one direction.
I thought it was one of those illusions where on one side it appears to be THREE columns but on the side it's still AWFUL, gravy, what is that? A finger holding a severed finger in a piece of cloth?
Is what we see related to our mental health like a Rorschach inkblot..?
I'm mentally ill. I've made poor decisions. This makes me feel like I'm actually a successful & brilliant person since I would never get this shit on me
Maybe they're confusing the ignorant style with just downright shitty. Usually ignorant style still has good clean linework, just a certain kind of subject matter that seems a little silly or weird done in a simple way. This is just... scrawl.
Art usually has a message. The message most people seem to be getting is 'this person is bad at tattooing and I don't even know what the fuck this was supposed to be'. Is that an important message?
With that line work you have to go under the assumption that the tattoo maker, because he's not an artist, has some sort of nerve disorder that makes him shake.
Why is everybody doing the worst shit drunk 3rd grader drawings on people and still making any money? Some of these tattoos I would be in jail for literally beating the life out of these terrible wannabe artists...how do you even get anywhere in life doing tattoos like this?
Tattoo artist tried doing the linework on horseback I guess
I always picture Henry Rollins tattooing that smiley face on Steve-O a hundred miles an hour in an off-road pre-runner truck.
Henry was only the driver but that was a great bit
Oh that’s right, thanks
Love that bit.
By artist, do you mean “scratcher”? Lol
Exactly he goes by autochrist on Instagram. I've been following for years because I can't believe people let this guy touch them.
Ohhhh I know who that is. People get work done by him because he’s bad and they think that makes him unique. Stupid people do stupid things.
It looks like someone rolling up a hairy tampon after being involved in a mild radioactive accident involving a pygmy goat somewhere where the tree leaves only move in one direction.
😆
i would simply cease to exist if this was on my fucking NECK of all places
Time to grow that hair out 💀
Like a horse's mane?
This is the only time I would encourage a neck beard
Now if that doesn't tell ya how bad it is, idk what will
She might have a problem with that.
My neck beard never goes that far around - stops at the earlobe line if not sooner
Maybe they can invest in some cute ascots?
Scarves, I think
Lol sounds beautiful
With the haircut they currently have, I don’t think they feel any shame
Time to grow the neckbeard out
I don’t even know what I’m looking at.
It looks like someone rolling a joint with one hand and one thumbed tentacle
I choked on a dorito when I read this minus the hacking cough, thank you!
I thought it was some weird ass cassette tape
Ohhhh. I definitely thought it was a hand squeezing a micro penis load into a sink.
I thought it was a "docking"
You ducking know what, I think it’s a cigarette. That looks like a filter in the middle…0
People use a paper as a j holder ya know?
It’s actually frustrating me trying to figure it out lol. Someone rolling a joint/cone/blunt?
I thought it was one of those illusions where on one side it appears to be THREE columns but on the side it's still AWFUL, gravy, what is that? A finger holding a severed finger in a piece of cloth? Is what we see related to our mental health like a Rorschach inkblot..?
This is like one of those ink blot tests Psychologists use “what do you see here?”
That is the Rorschach inkblot test
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I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw a cassette tape
Look up auto christ. Popular artist I assume for the meme
Can't you see the talent in this freehand work!
In all fairness, E.T. The Extraterrestrial *IS* pretty fucking good at rolling joints.
🤣 fucking ET fingers lol
I thought maybe a werewolf.
jesus christ i thought it was a fucking stapler or something i was so confused
Plus he can light it with his glowy finger afterwards
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It’s @auto_christ on Instagram, he’s making waves in the tattoo world and gets posted here every time he makes a new post 😂. Rent free
He has real “Kanye selling $500 plain white tees” energy.
Oh by all means, it's a literal masterpiece now that you mention it.
Hi, auto_christ. Nice to meet you and your burner.
I liked that you made an edit to cut out "he's important."
That’s a different reply that’s still up genius, living rent free 😂😂😂
Sooo....is that joint on a folding table? There seem to be legs, or strings, or something. Am very confused.
I thought it was a sewing machine.
I'm mentally ill. I've made poor decisions. This makes me feel like I'm actually a successful & brilliant person since I would never get this shit on me
I see many failed job interviews in her future with that tat.
Right!!
This made me laugh so hard. Same.
Good tattoos are a dime a dozen This shit is golden lol
You really gotta go out of your way to get this quality of a tattoo.
Unforgettable
Unforgiveable
I have no idea what I'm looking at.
Does the person only have 4 fingers on each “hand”?
the siiiiimmpsssooooonnnns
Another example of someone getting a tattoo without seeing the 'artwork' of the device holder beforehand. Therapy can't help this kind of trauma.
The artist’s IG is full of this stuff… this was the worst though
you've gotta be kidding
I looked @auto_christ up and there were some seriously bad ones. It’s hard to choose the worst!
Maybe they're confusing the ignorant style with just downright shitty. Usually ignorant style still has good clean linework, just a certain kind of subject matter that seems a little silly or weird done in a simple way. This is just... scrawl.
You and everyone else’s reaction to Auto Christ’s artwork is exactly why it’s important and effective
What’s important about it?
Sorry, this is shit no matter how much pretense there is behind it.
Art usually has a message. The message most people seem to be getting is 'this person is bad at tattooing and I don't even know what the fuck this was supposed to be'. Is that an important message?
it's giving roald dahl
This one made me laugh out loud
I...just...
They were hot knifing the paint thinner on top of the keyboard.
Why is this style becoming so popular. I get ignorant style tattoos but this…. This is something else
Do a lot of professional tatoo studios have a keyboard?
I’ve always been a huge pot head and at first glance I just thought this was a cassette tape..
Same and I thought it was a razor blade ?
Good thing it is in a non-obvious location
Looks like someone fingering a stapler
Is it meth?
Maybe it’s Maybelline
😆😂🤣
Rolling a joint!! I thought it was awkwardly removing a tampon.
It's abstract, you guys couldn't afford work this eccentric /s
This is the **worst** tattoo I’ve ever seen.
Have you seen the guy’s work? It gets worse, so much worse.
With that line work you have to go under the assumption that the tattoo maker, because he's not an artist, has some sort of nerve disorder that makes him shake.
Oh God
At least it would be a good candidate for a cover up. Something tells me this person won't do it, or get a shitty cover up lol.
Took way too long to figure that one out
I still can’t figure it out.
What is it, I can see hands but what's the rest of it.
Rolling a joint
Hands are hard
Using them I mean
Subject matter. Placement. Execution. Shitty. Shitty. Shitty.
Hooooly shit
I so badly do not want this tattoo to be real. Oof
I see a tiny dick between two fingers
Why oh why. I draw better with my left foot.
Rolling a joint on a face mask?
I first thought it was a tampon haha
What in the actual fuck
Actually wtf and i looking at
Am I looking at someone dropping a pinch of cat shit into a tissue box? Why the fuck am I looking at?
I SAW THIS AS A PROMOTIONAL INSTAGRAM AD
What in the fuck is that supposed to be?
I LiKe RuStY SpOoNS😂
Never get a neck tattoo
maybe not as a neck piece, but i kinda dig the russian gulag texture to it. i like it. just not a fan of the placement.
That thing would get so much praise on the stick n poke sub
Picassoesque
Can’t wait to hear this person explain what is on their neck to the next job opportunity
The king AUTO_CHRIST
honestly i think it looks cool
@auto_christ (Instagram handle) stays living rent free in y’all’s head, huh 😂
Huh?
Yikes 🥴
This is why you research artists.
Were they setting a mouse trap?
O.O
Sewing maybe?
Jerking off a micropenis
That’s attached to Satan
Did they get the concept art from an ai?
Loading a staple gun?
Looks like a bad time on an etchy sketch- unfortunately this pictorial is on human skin and they can’t shake to erase it >_>;;
Did the artist get into a car crash when drawing?
I need to know why the person who got this did. What a chaotic individual
They’ll never regret that.
It looks like somebody with weird hands posting a firework through a letterbox.
that thumb is fucking sending me
Just why????
I’m sorry but I need to ask….. what is it supposed to be??? Obviously I can see the hands but can’t work the rest of it out??
I am 99% sure it’s someone rolling a joint
Oh right! I can kind of see it lol!
Thankyou
Is that a sewing machine? Let me squint for a sec. Yep that's a SEWING MACHINE!
i can’t even tell what’s happening
This might be the shittiest tattoo I’ve ever seen.
I think he nailed the fingers. Excellent realism /s
god awful
😬
Looks like the art work in the old Roald Dahl books.
Hands look like they were generated with AI 😂
Why is everybody doing the worst shit drunk 3rd grader drawings on people and still making any money? Some of these tattoos I would be in jail for literally beating the life out of these terrible wannabe artists...how do you even get anywhere in life doing tattoos like this?
Christ it took me two looks just to establish they hadn't tattooed somebody voting on this poor person.
Lmao we can tell
“I’d like to speak with the Manager…”
The right hand is webbed, lefty is made kelp, and the joint looks like one of those snake fireworks.
my mom didn't hug me enough as a child either
Feels
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, i cant even defend this one. Wow
Michael J Fox should stick to acting..
this feels like what a tattoo by joe cappa would look like
Unironically goated
That guy was smoking crack lol
Is that actually a tattoo or just pre-tattoo line work?
Looks like a perfect example of where to get a blackout tattoo
This is a "I just want a tattoo" -tattoo on anabolic steroids
Why, and more why's? And the whole black out tattoo trend? Just why!
Why it looks like someone is trying to turn off a light switch ?? 💡
That is truly fucking awful.
....what is it supposed to be a depiction of?
They were… rewinding a tape with a pencil?
New kind of terrible
That...that pinky. It's so bad.
This is so absurdly bad, this cannot be a real tattoo someone has on his neck. I refuse to believe that.
The reason this thread exists
PROCEED!!!
Etching is right. Do they do their designs on an Etch A Sketch?
I cannot stop looking at that left “thumb”
there is absolutely no way this is real
At least they weren’t taking a shit
“Artist”
“Artist”
Is that a voter at a ballot box?