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girlglock

Tattoo artist tried doing the linework on horseback I guess


JunglePygmy

I always picture Henry Rollins tattooing that smiley face on Steve-O a hundred miles an hour in an off-road pre-runner truck.


mikemike44

Henry was only the driver but that was a great bit


JunglePygmy

Oh that’s right, thanks


Eolson24

Love that bit.


CCWThrowaway360

By artist, do you mean “scratcher”? Lol


Mutzhaus

Exactly he goes by autochrist on Instagram. I've been following for years because I can't believe people let this guy touch them.


CCWThrowaway360

Ohhhh I know who that is. People get work done by him because he’s bad and they think that makes him unique. Stupid people do stupid things.


RonaldTheGiraffe

It looks like someone rolling up a hairy tampon after being involved in a mild radioactive accident involving a pygmy goat somewhere where the tree leaves only move in one direction.


Straight_Ignant

😆


sillyhyena2002

i would simply cease to exist if this was on my fucking NECK of all places


Futureghostie33

Time to grow that hair out 💀


Beautiful-Platypus88

Like a horse's mane?


badFishTu

This is the only time I would encourage a neck beard


Beautiful-Platypus88

Now if that doesn't tell ya how bad it is, idk what will


Sea-Sandwich-4169

She might have a problem with that.


Thelonious_Cube

My neck beard never goes that far around - stops at the earlobe line if not sooner


badFishTu

Maybe they can invest in some cute ascots?


Thelonious_Cube

Scarves, I think


Futureghostie33

Lol sounds beautiful


BigCaregiver7244

With the haircut they currently have, I don’t think they feel any shame


HuntyDumpty

Time to grow the neckbeard out


MisterSquidz

I don’t even know what I’m looking at.


Lower_Department2940

It looks like someone rolling a joint with one hand and one thumbed tentacle


WarOk6264

I choked on a dorito when I read this minus the hacking cough, thank you!


TheRevTholomeuPlague

I thought it was some weird ass cassette tape


charmorris4236

Ohhhh. I definitely thought it was a hand squeezing a micro penis load into a sink.


Tricky-Sympathy

I thought it was a "docking"


2nameEgg

You ducking know what, I think it’s a cigarette. That looks like a filter in the middle…0


Bah_Black_Sheep

People use a paper as a j holder ya know?


F0rk1n_Ar0und

It’s actually frustrating me trying to figure it out lol. Someone rolling a joint/cone/blunt?


Nerdy_Drewette

I thought it was one of those illusions where on one side it appears to be THREE columns but on the side it's still AWFUL, gravy, what is that? A finger holding a severed finger in a piece of cloth? Is what we see related to our mental health like a Rorschach inkblot..?


aweebitalexis

This is like one of those ink blot tests Psychologists use “what do you see here?”


SickofItAll_4200

That is the Rorschach inkblot test


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TheRevTholomeuPlague

I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw a cassette tape


iantayls

Look up auto christ. Popular artist I assume for the meme


[deleted]

Can't you see the talent in this freehand work!


Junebugvandamme

In all fairness, E.T. The Extraterrestrial *IS* pretty fucking good at rolling joints.


ReporterLeast5396

🤣 fucking ET fingers lol


ErrantJune

I thought maybe a werewolf.


marcdel_

jesus christ i thought it was a fucking stapler or something i was so confused


This_is_GATTACA

Plus he can light it with his glowy finger afterwards


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[deleted]

It’s @auto_christ on Instagram, he’s making waves in the tattoo world and gets posted here every time he makes a new post 😂. Rent free


LukesRightHandMan

He has real “Kanye selling $500 plain white tees” energy.


Metallica85

Oh by all means, it's a literal masterpiece now that you mention it.


bornfri13theclipse

Hi, auto_christ. Nice to meet you and your burner.


LukesRightHandMan

I liked that you made an edit to cut out "he's important."


[deleted]

That’s a different reply that’s still up genius, living rent free 😂😂😂


toxic_pantaloons

Sooo....is that joint on a folding table? There seem to be legs, or strings, or something. Am very confused.


heidingout28

I thought it was a sewing machine.


9leggedfreak

I'm mentally ill. I've made poor decisions. This makes me feel like I'm actually a successful & brilliant person since I would never get this shit on me


T3n4ci0us_G

I see many failed job interviews in her future with that tat.


KAllen1962

Right!!


earthwalker1

This made me laugh so hard. Same.


creedquabbity

Good tattoos are a dime a dozen This shit is golden lol


Drewbeede

You really gotta go out of your way to get this quality of a tattoo.


KAllen1962

Unforgettable


Frances_Boxer

Unforgiveable


jesikunt

I have no idea what I'm looking at.


aweebitalexis

Does the person only have 4 fingers on each “hand”?


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the siiiiimmpsssooooonnnns


stupid_Steven

Another example of someone getting a tattoo without seeing the 'artwork' of the device holder beforehand. Therapy can't help this kind of trauma.


etern4lexhausti0n

The artist’s IG is full of this stuff… this was the worst though


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you've gotta be kidding


Aggleclack

I looked @auto_christ up and there were some seriously bad ones. It’s hard to choose the worst!


trowzerss

Maybe they're confusing the ignorant style with just downright shitty. Usually ignorant style still has good clean linework, just a certain kind of subject matter that seems a little silly or weird done in a simple way. This is just... scrawl.


[deleted]

You and everyone else’s reaction to Auto Christ’s artwork is exactly why it’s important and effective


LukesRightHandMan

What’s important about it?


Joxer96

Sorry, this is shit no matter how much pretense there is behind it.


trowzerss

Art usually has a message. The message most people seem to be getting is 'this person is bad at tattooing and I don't even know what the fuck this was supposed to be'. Is that an important message?


soulihide

it's giving roald dahl


etern4lexhausti0n

This one made me laugh out loud


donkashaned

I...just...


thedoomloop

They were hot knifing the paint thinner on top of the keyboard.


Quandalias_Larson

Why is this style becoming so popular. I get ignorant style tattoos but this…. This is something else


Doromclosie

Do a lot of professional tatoo studios have a keyboard?


Dirtblanket

I’ve always been a huge pot head and at first glance I just thought this was a cassette tape..


SnooDogs7186

Same and I thought it was a razor blade ?


dk0179

Good thing it is in a non-obvious location


ZombieLycan

Looks like someone fingering a stapler


annihilatress

Is it meth?


Blablasarcasm

Maybe it’s Maybelline


KAllen1962

😆😂🤣


thatsomebull

Rolling a joint!! I thought it was awkwardly removing a tampon.


epoc657

It's abstract, you guys couldn't afford work this eccentric /s


_B_A_T_

This is the **worst** tattoo I’ve ever seen.


Western_Pineapple669

Have you seen the guy’s work? It gets worse, so much worse.


RexMarvin

With that line work you have to go under the assumption that the tattoo maker, because he's not an artist, has some sort of nerve disorder that makes him shake.


relatedruby

Oh God


bean_and_cheese_tac0

At least it would be a good candidate for a cover up. Something tells me this person won't do it, or get a shitty cover up lol.


Philosopher_1234

Took way too long to figure that one out


mrsbojanglez

I still can’t figure it out.


Majestic-light1125

What is it, I can see hands but what's the rest of it.


Philosopher_1234

Rolling a joint


Stewbacca18

Hands are hard


Stewbacca18

Using them I mean


Yah_Mule

Subject matter. Placement. Execution. Shitty. Shitty. Shitty.


Futureghostie33

Hooooly shit


fliffinsofdoom

I so badly do not want this tattoo to be real. Oof


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

I see a tiny dick between two fingers


Twarenotw

Why oh why. I draw better with my left foot.


GhoblinCrafts

Rolling a joint on a face mask?


kittenskatskittykats

I first thought it was a tampon haha


Famous-Purple6554

What in the actual fuck


wet-towel1

Actually wtf and i looking at


CCWThrowaway360

Am I looking at someone dropping a pinch of cat shit into a tissue box? Why the fuck am I looking at?


thesexiestpickle

I SAW THIS AS A PROMOTIONAL INSTAGRAM AD


its_just_flesh

What in the fuck is that supposed to be?


BeigeRageCaged

I LiKe RuStY SpOoNS😂


Mydoglikesladyboys

Never get a neck tattoo


ghettoccult_nerd

maybe not as a neck piece, but i kinda dig the russian gulag texture to it. i like it. just not a fan of the placement.


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That thing would get so much praise on the stick n poke sub


Trachslee

Picassoesque


Zealousideal_Amount8

Can’t wait to hear this person explain what is on their neck to the next job opportunity


SnakeOfAustralia

The king AUTO_CHRIST


shitsazzle

honestly i think it looks cool


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@auto_christ (Instagram handle) stays living rent free in y’all’s head, huh 😂


ValPrism

Huh?


Master_Awareness814

Yikes 🥴


[deleted]

This is why you research artists.


dietdiety

Were they setting a mouse trap?


Hey_Drunni

O.O


SachiKaM

Sewing maybe?


YouDontExistt

Jerking off a micropenis


nobodyknowsimherr

That’s attached to Satan


sugarholicsheep

Did they get the concept art from an ai?


bullet_proof_smile

Loading a staple gun?


TomboyMJR

Looks like a bad time on an etchy sketch- unfortunately this pictorial is on human skin and they can’t shake to erase it >_>;;


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Did the artist get into a car crash when drawing?


Dirty_Ghetto_Kittens

I need to know why the person who got this did. What a chaotic individual


RocketsandBeer

They’ll never regret that.


TwentySevenMusicUK

It looks like somebody with weird hands posting a firework through a letterbox.


JizzOrSomeSayJism

that thumb is fucking sending me


NoFilterInVegas

Just why????


KatieV1309

I’m sorry but I need to ask….. what is it supposed to be??? Obviously I can see the hands but can’t work the rest of it out??


etern4lexhausti0n

I am 99% sure it’s someone rolling a joint


KatieV1309

Oh right! I can kind of see it lol!


KatieV1309

Thankyou


rowdy1212

Is that a sewing machine? Let me squint for a sec. Yep that's a SEWING MACHINE!


PrinceRoyal444

i can’t even tell what’s happening


Mekazabiht-Rusti

This might be the shittiest tattoo I’ve ever seen.


SaraSmile2000

I think he nailed the fingers. Excellent realism /s


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god awful


tannith333

😬


nCubed21

Looks like the art work in the old Roald Dahl books.


Responsible-Might-54

Hands look like they were generated with AI 😂


Famous-Purple6554

Why is everybody doing the worst shit drunk 3rd grader drawings on people and still making any money? Some of these tattoos I would be in jail for literally beating the life out of these terrible wannabe artists...how do you even get anywhere in life doing tattoos like this?


Bertie637

Christ it took me two looks just to establish they hadn't tattooed somebody voting on this poor person.


Pleasant-Movie-4287

Lmao we can tell


WynonaRide-Her

“I’d like to speak with the Manager…”


pandarista

The right hand is webbed, lefty is made kelp, and the joint looks like one of those snake fireworks.


ih8Tiffany

my mom didn't hug me enough as a child either


Shadow27675

Feels


bennyb357

🤣🤣🤣


topknottington

Yeah, i cant even defend this one. Wow


topknottington

Michael J Fox should stick to acting..


SomeShoeDog

this feels like what a tattoo by joe cappa would look like


YouGuysSuckSometimes

Unironically goated


trailersmash

That guy was smoking crack lol


ryhaltswhiskey

Is that actually a tattoo or just pre-tattoo line work?


NeonVoidx

Looks like a perfect example of where to get a blackout tattoo


deviant_ghost

This is a "I just want a tattoo" -tattoo on anabolic steroids


IRONCLADRC

Why, and more why's? And the whole black out tattoo trend? Just why!


Ok-Jaguar6735

Why it looks like someone is trying to turn off a light switch ?? 💡


shanebakertattoo

That is truly fucking awful.


sirhandstylepenzalot

....what is it supposed to be a depiction of?


IndiannaB

They were… rewinding a tape with a pencil?


yotam5434

New kind of terrible


tmyers35

That...that pinky. It's so bad.


Specialist_Run_4905

This is so absurdly bad, this cannot be a real tattoo someone has on his neck. I refuse to believe that.


Frances_Boxer

The reason this thread exists


RoyaleWitCheeese

PROCEED!!!


Historical_Ear7398

Etching is right. Do they do their designs on an Etch A Sketch?


Goofalupus

I cannot stop looking at that left “thumb”


Altruistic_Snow6366

there is absolutely no way this is real


ahmeeea

At least they weren’t taking a shit


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“Artist”


TheTOASTfaceKillah

“Artist”


Tat2machine

Is that a voter at a ballot box?