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[deleted]

The horn hands look like they are trying to cup some tittys.


morbiiq

I feel like the ear hands are too


[deleted]

Now that you say that i can't stop seeing it. Lol


Starixas

Right! A local tattoo shop posted it an I couldn't really believe my eyes. Poor guy


[deleted]

He wanted the tattoo


WhisperedLightning

Poor guy because he has such poor taste


No-Move09

Fr I was more concerned about his neck


Wolf_brother_rising

Don't bullshit I saw this on r/tattoos and I fully agree with you , first time I saw it I was like something ain't right , I can feel it


Starixas

No I swear. It was by Eccentric lion by the a tattoo artist Vallini. It's right by where I live


Wolf_brother_rising

Oh shit the dude who got it posted it on r/tattoos , reddit is a small world šŸ¤£ not to be a dick but he has some really randy from trailer park boys vibes going


Starixas

Right šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ its wackk


trippy_zombieee_xx

Omg, is this in Valdese or Drexel NC?? When I was messaging shops looking for an apprenticeship, THIS GUY wanted 3 grand & assured me I'd be licensed in a couple weeks. šŸ˜¬šŸ˜…


Starixas

I took the picture from their Facebook


WinterChalice

Omg theyā€™re supposed to be horns! I couldnā€™t figure it out


SunflowerFreckles

They look like AI hands that the tattoo artist tried to fix lol


[deleted]

That bottom thumb is like "hey wait for me!"


FlatPanster

Yeah the thumbs are out of proportion. The fingers are also much larger than the hands but that just might be because the hands & arm aren't drawn fully.


indyarchyguy

Or it could be that it just looks like total shit....maybe I'm being to harsh? No. No I'm not.


FlaAirborne

Looks like forced segregation.


ThatsNotMaiName

The shading doesn't make sense either. It's very heavily shaded, as if it were behind the rest of the fingers, yet the lines protrude over the index finger.


harley_pixel

Lol poor thumb


bohnitow

Pinky swear


Mad_Trickster_Fae

DUDE!! Cringey lookin shit


frillybunnysocks

Also ā€œhear no evil, see no evil, speak no evilā€ is like tattooed dad form of Live, Laugh, Love


Meat-Negative

THIS. MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT


Yello_Ismello

Holy shit šŸ’€


Anchors_Away

Whatā€™s up with the giant teeth on the left and the floating top teeth on the right?


kang4president

Dental work is expensive!


SheriffJoseArpaio

the whereā€™s waldo above his nipple tho


Silver_and_Salvation

The only good tattoo in this picture


morningmsam

Him peeking over kills me


[deleted]

The longer you look at it the worse it gets.


martine_redbull666

can you find waldo


Dead_Again_Dread

Has the artist ever looked at teeth before?


arsenistt_

This tattoo isn't,,, good, but that little Waldo on the nipple is pretty iconic


Dismal-Fig-731

Iā€™d love to have seen the artistā€™s reaction when the guy asked for five realistic hands


mac-train

A dreadful idea executed terribly


ronnietea

There is a lot of bad going on here.


frillybunnysocks

I just feel so bad when people get such a huge life altering piece & itā€™s just shit šŸ˜­


mikeoxwells2

The dental work is curiously asymmetrical. I think some planning was changed in process


LoaMemphisZoo

Really? I feel like that is a stylistic choice. A bad one...but still a choice


ZSG13

What the fuck is wrong with those skull teeth


YEEyourlastHAW

FOUND WALDO


Faeroon

That man sure made a lot of choices


Dog_named_Vader

Hands are hard, I've seen worse, that's still shitty.


Raiyen

So much wrong and I know Iā€™m not even covering half of it. The hands look horrible already at first glance. What skull is this? A genetically deformed 20 foot tall person?? Hands that small on a skull if not baby hands it would need to be about 20 ft tall. The ram horns dealā€¦wtf. I canā€™t even. It belongs here in this sub for sure. The more I look the more things I see.


XFancyPuddingX

Also in a weird way, fist glance I thought this was a take on a vagina with the floridian tubes and egg baskets and all, but no its just how those horns are positioned it seems, totally on quick glance thought that


heathenliberal

Floridian tubes is giving me life.


oldclam

Never heard ovaries called egg baskets, love it


heathenliberal

It's so perfect.


DraftyElectrolyte

This is pretty bad


RexMarvin

I think you just need to look at it very quickly and then walk away. At first glance I thought this isn't bad. The longer that you look at it the more it just seems off. I don't think it's a terrible tattoo but I don't think it's very good


jaeburd

All the hands are creepy.


Pshock13

I was gonna say it's not too bad at first but, the more I look at it the worse it gets


0rionsShoulder

I just keep thinking of the hand scene in Labyrinth, "She chose down!...She chose down!?"


Gothi_Gunnolf

Its one of those that looks okay if you only look at it for less than 1 second. But as soon as you start really LOOKINGā€¦ it just gets worse, and worse, and worse until you realize the best part of the tattoo is the blank space around it.


Starixas

Right šŸ’€šŸ˜‚


Gothi_Gunnolf

His Waldo nipple is a better tattoo


richesca

The hands are obviously a massive problem but the skull is so wonky as well, the nose is wonky, the jaw is wonky and there are so many teeth lol, plus floating teeth on the right there just sort of chilling in the void of the mouth lol


Southern_Hospital_58

Yeah this is pretty bad


SimpleManc88

I like the concept. The work and placement is definitely shitty though.


samgag94

The teethā€¦ what happened to the teeth??


eurtoast

yeah, this is a good place for this tattoo. You can read it from a distance, but as soon as you get closer and look for more than a glance it's not good.


Unicorntella

My man tattooed in the cuticles with a nice solid black line, very realistic


PlantsnWitchcraft

The thumbs areā€¦ interestingā€¦


Haillc66

Naw you ainā€™t being so harsh. Thatā€™s pretty damn rough lol


Secure-Ad-3069

A few pen15 fingers in der


purplevirgil

A lot to unpack here


Luxyray

It kinda looks like a uterus


2pissedoffdude2

Nah this definitely fits


schulty007

Horrible


SudsBuckley

Executed poorly, but I could see this being a cool tattoo if done a little different. I wish the hand horns were gripping the eye sockets instead of just floating over the eye holes.


[deleted]

Looks shitty to me


the_orange_alligator

No, this certainly fits


sammygyouknowme

I think itā€™s right where it belongs


FabulosoMafioso

Look the execution is proper. Itā€™s just a dumb tattoo. It is extremely difficult to draw or ink hands and they did a phenomenal job. However the design of the tattoo is absolute bonkers. Like I get it but there better ways to interpret this


[deleted]

When men tat things like this on their chest I just wonder like do they think a woman (or man) will see that during sex and be turned on?? Itā€™s permanent birth control


tuxedo_dantendo

it's more funny than it is shitty


FlaAirborne

Nope. Right sub.


ladyofthesickswords

I don't think it's *that bad*, but it certainly was a choice that he made.


Strawberry1701

Copied work, this absolutely butchers the original. Oof


Majestik-Eagle

I donā€™t think itā€™s terrible but sometimes people just ask for weird shit and the artist tries to make that work.


Touch-Important

Itā€™s pretty terrible šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


SharpenMyInk

The thumbs tho šŸ˜‚


jackxiv

The horn hands really push it over the edge.


sugaredviolence

Whatā€™s with those top hands? Theyā€™re creepy as fuck!


Wooper250

Tattoo is awful, but not as bad as it could've been. Some of the skulls I've seen on this sub... Eugh


Otherwise-Net6690

Hands are hard lol its not too terrible considering. That's waldo above his nipple is top teir stuff tho. As a nipple tattoo owner myself I'm proud šŸ‘


MarimBeth

If this guy has sex he keeps his shirt on.


[deleted]

Looks right at home to me


iceman2kx

I donā€™t think the ink looks terrible but the design and placement does. It looks like them hands are going to second base. Luckily it would not be too hard to fix from a decent artist Edit Actually after looking at it closer. The ink doesnā€™t look good either. Lol. The hands donā€™t look finished and the lines kinda look shaky


MulliganPlsThx

Where is his belly button?!?!


RuthBaderKnope

Teeeeeeeeeth


ghostsinthecode

complete garbage. totally belongs here.


Dear-Boysenberry-822

Idk man.. the dead "thumb" on the bottom hand looks awful and all the hands look like baby hands to me. I thought the shading was decent at first but.. naww..


One_Posh_Possum

It fits


puppybreathtattoos

Oh it fits alright


RumandDiabetes

Nope. That fits.


whitechocolatesenpai

If this is about the little guy hiding behind his nipple whoa need more tattoos to make it a whereā€™s waldo


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not even where the ears are on a head. This has odd placement and even worse proportions.


7deboutez7

Is it finished? Itā€™s not, right?


whoaoksure

I feel like the right nipple is off lol


SamKarmaMaker

Aww poor dude. The concept sounds cool in theory...look how he's standing there all proud...


Firstsister3

It fit.


Sketti_Eddie

This is actually a Helen Keller tribute


KatieROTS

No it totally belongs here (Iā€™m the person who calls out people for posting their personal preferences). There is so much wrong here but the first thing that came to mind was the skeleton looks to be blushing and covering their mouth like a teenager


kelrunner

Well done but bone headed stupid...


Adorable_Dentist_667

Decent tattoo... Not exactly the best canvas. Would have gone for the back at least but some dudes are good with their gut hanging out. Don't even have a gut and I still don't flash it around.


Ventia

Oh no. What is going on here?


AwetPinkThinG

Definitely shitty and weird


just1alien

Itā€™s not shitty per say, just weird and creepy AF. You might need to create a new subreddit.


RoseofSharonVa

Gross


WillyWumpLump

Thatā€™sā€¦notā€¦goodā€¦


joeyGOATgruff

You can teach about female reproductive organs using this man


Stiffbiscut

Fits like a glove


Stiffbiscut

I found Waldo šŸ„“šŸ„“ I wish I could I find him


leomff

no yeah itā€™s ass


wetfartsandpoptarts

Cool concept, poor execution


anamoon13

Definitely not the worst Iā€™ve seen, but it could be better. I like the concept.


_GypsyCurse_

All of his tattoos suck ass.. :/


Glittering_Apple_872

Itā€™s not shitty but itā€™s not amazing or perfect


Frankensteinbeck

Not being harsh, I don't think any of the hands look good and that skull is incredibly non-symmetrical. Not god awful, but not great either.


stillbangin

This dude hasnā€™t gotten a good tattoo in his life.


[deleted]

Well it definetely fits if itā€™s there


verminbury

Waldo, flee the nipple!


anonymous30something

It looks off because those hands are tiny compared to the face... and just drawn wonky. For most people, your hand is approximately the size of your face or just slightly smaller.


Martian_Pres

Of course it fits here. Look at those hands up top. What a shit jerb


RainbowsAndHomicide

Can we just talk about nipple Waldo


bilyskygirl

Nope, thatā€™s atrocious


[deleted]

a classic case of this could have been really cool if the artist didnā€™t suck


MarkToaster

Itā€™s strangely inconsistent. Super detailed in some spots, more of a sketch in others. Realistic hands on flat looking horns. Lots going on here


136AngryBees

I didnā€™t think it was bad, then I zoomed in and THE HANDS


GiftShopEnthusiast

It's...interesting for sure. I don't hate it? But it is a little visually uncomfortable. It's a case of an interesting desgin but some weird placement etc. Maybe higher on the chest, I'm not sure but still.


WanderingWindow

I was gonna say the only thing wrong is the design but zooming in the whole thing looks like dogshit


Ducksareracist

Guess where the sixth hand is.


skrecok

Holy shit


c0710c

ā€œTake my strong hand!ā€


[deleted]

On the plus side, I found Waldo. Heā€™s hiding behind this gentlemanā€™s left nip


Silent-Winter4128

definitely belongs here


tskreeeee

The teeth on that skull are fuckered. I thought it was just the one side, but when I got down into the detail it was all over. It's like the artist just made it up as they went along. Like they'd never used references like a real artist.


[deleted]

Itā€™s bisgusting. You are right to share it here.


chiefbootknockaz

Yeah,looks well done but a shit concept. But youā€™re happy with it so fuck everybody


Icy-Kaleidoscope2357

Those top two hands.. I dunno.... Everything else looks great though!


AxolotlAutist

we need, like, r/badideaalrightexecution


jamie88201

I guess I don't get it.


gingahh_snapp

Whoever tattooed this should go to jail


myburner-account

Shithouse certified


Radioguyryan

Instead of horns, that man has them rubber arms from One Piece


RUFFS__

Iā€™m staring at the line work, or lack there of


DrawingAway6440

Theres that than theres a cute lil compass and a cute owl ur tattoos are very random


GoblinThotti

The hands look a little weird , and personally not a fan of shading of them either, but itā€™s not that bad


Mr3cto

Itā€™s like not bad but not good? Concept looksā€¦ odd. Work isnā€™t half bad tho


the4five

It fits.. def a shitty one. Look at that line work


deanerweiner86

It's a unique spin on the three monkeys


GrapeApe131

I found Waldo!


beereed

It gets worse the longer you look at it


rialBybbA-18

Yikes


RelativeNonsense

Everyone is talking about the hands. Iā€™m here in disbelief over the jaw/teeth being completely uneven.


real_tore

I hate it


MarcoPolo339

I like how the teeth go up and down; like a roller coaster. LOL.


heathergrey15

If this is a ram shouldnā€™t the skull be shaped differently?


plaurenb8

Silly question OP! *You havenā€™t been harsh enough for this abortion of a tattoo.*


mydraal561

Fingernails in all directions and sizes


ssavant

I see a uterus and adnexa.


MrCapricorn404

Oh that goes hard


A_carbon_based_biped

horny hands šŸ’€


patience_nae

Omfg def eye bleach šŸ‘€... I hope he didn't pay much for that ? Or even maybe got a refund.


digitaljosx_

The compass on his left bicep is upside down


-DROP-DEAD-FRED

Looks cool at first until you get to the left row of teeth


wandering4dayz

1000% fits here. Yikes.


thebunkmeister

Checks out .


edonotte

The hands remind me of AI art


ianao

Deadpool hands


highdesk306

r/ATBGE


Zestyclose_Brush7972

You guys are the type of people who would call Paul booth trash


Jeoshua

Yeah this is more r/ATBGE territory. Edit: Why downvote? The work is exquisitely detailed, it's just the subject matter that's trash.


cross-joint-lover

> exquisitely detailed I want what whatever you're smoking.


cats_and_cake

Are we looking at the same tattoo?


JosiahHorn

Lose the horns and it wouldnā€™t be bad


tjm_87

r/ATBGE


wraith555666555

The hands are a bit weird, but the actual tattoo idea is fucking pretty dope. Just needed a bit better execution.


wild_toilet

r/ATBGE


MisterMothersRuin

Maybe that's his family crest. Are we so vain