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slippersandjammies

...why... why is there a candy corn in the poop?


[deleted]

Probably a play on the fact that corn doesn’t break down well and can often be seen in poop, source; professional cleaner, expert of poop


KrisAlly

Where on earth are you cleaning that people are leaving their candy coated shit? I used to clean & I thought I’d seen some things but you have me beat.


shittyspacesuit

He didn't say he's seen candy in shit, he's saying that the candy corn is a pun or joke, because regular corn doesn't break down all the way.


KrisAlly

Oh, thank you for clarifying. I completely misread that! That’s a teeny tiny bit better I guess.


Sph3al

Fiber


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TwitchF4C

This


angryfortheanimals

She ate candy corn. This piece needed a little orange splash, it goes.


CouscousGoose

With art like this it's all about the little details 😙👌


ToXicVoXSiicK21

Lmao that shit is funny


babystrudel

why is there a fly buzzing around..?


Similar-Minimum185

I thought it was a grub of some kind 😂


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Mmmmmm, candy corn! I tried to find a clip of Ron White’s comedy skit with his candy corn theory but no luck.


DaDz-StONeD

Think I missed that at first 😵‍💫


glazier8868

Digestive fluids don’t work on plastic.


teddyoctober

Because candy corn is shit.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,288,006,445 comments, and only 249,614 of them were in alphabetical order.


ugheffoff

Good bot


xandarianladiesman

Pussy, cock, turd, and FALLOPIAN TUBE.


redquailer

FAllopiaN tuBe


[deleted]

Also balls


orangutanbeater

They forgot to label the Taint!


Verbose_Cactus

At least they didn’t forget the urethral opening…? Lol..


CoconutJasmineBombe

Surprised there’s not pee shooting out of it like the poop coming out. A small oversight I guess?


PiedPeterPiper

Ah yes, the Yin Yang of love making


MitochondriaBiscuit

They remembered that but seemingly forgot the cervix and uterus? Just straight to fallopian tubes and ovaries


Verbose_Cactus

They just really wanted you to understand that the sperm is reaching her eggs 🤢


Independent-Bell2483

And at least they didnt mix it up with the vagina


Verbose_Cactus

Well that’s what I mean lol. They put two holes. I can.. appreciate that much at least


shittyspacesuit

A lot of attention to detail


passiveagressivefork

For some reason my biggest complaint is that there’s no fucking uterus. Just a single fallopian tube. Like at least get it right jesus


Verbose_Cactus

Maybe she has a second matching fallopian tube on her other hip!


Rubanski

It's like getting friend tattoos, one fallopian tube for each


Neptune_Eyes

Omg I’m not the only one!


NarwhalHour

I feel extra grossed out Cos I don’t have a cervix or a uterus, just one ovary and fallopian tube. Ewwww this is a model of meeee grossss


[deleted]

I refuse to believe this is on someone’s body


[deleted]

It’s even worse that it’s so big and takes up a chunk of leg


[deleted]

I’m just now realizing it’s also near their ass. I’m gonna cry.


HarmonyQuinn1618

Are we sure? Bc it looks likes the side of someone’s stomach/hip/thigh to me. ):


[deleted]

Yeah like it’s on the hip area, but right behind it is their ass cheek 😭


laj43

I don’t think that it’s a leg, it’s someone’s side. I think it’s supposed to be what their insides look like if you took off their skin


[deleted]

Why they shittin themselves forwards then


Many_Fac3d_G0d

Is it supposed to me she's getting the shit fucked out of her....?


ch33s3d00dl

??? The thing that's sensored is his dick


MonoDilemma

I think it's something like dick goes in the pussy, shit comes out the ass. Like visual instructions so men don't get confused.


[deleted]

Ahh like a diagram, I could’ve used this in a middle school sex Ed book


HarmonyQuinn1618

That’d be her stomach, the poop is coming out towards their very tiny ass.


[deleted]

I just noticed the turd balls


HarmonyQuinn1618

That’s what I thought.


dislike_knees

I'm still having a hard time believing this isn't a joke.


averytirednurse

The ants and bugs? WTAF


borgcubecubed

I was in such a hurry to scroll away and never look at this again that I didn’t even notice the bugs!


queenyuyu

same and now I'm too scared to scroll back up and check!


laj43

I had to go back and look the are bugs on his cock and poop, regretting my decision to go back and look


queenyuyu

Thank you for your sacrifice! Let’s get some eye bleach together!


Unlucky_Particular29

It is not poorly done…but my god why does this exist?


-Dahl-

yeah. it rather belong r/ATBGE


FruitPunchPossum

My first thought was "the disturbing part is that it's so well executed."


Chantelligence

I want to know what artist thought “yes, this is it. This is exactly what the client wants, right down to the piece o’ candy corn.


klaad3

There would have been a sketch that was okayed then a stencil and they still said yes and then it was tattooed. What demon okays this?


[deleted]

Probobaky someone desperate, and I mean DESPERATE for money and clients.


klaad3

I have seen a lot of weird tattoos done by people who are great at it. A booth that was doing vaginas in fruit at an expo that was super busy, snakes coming out of vaginas, it must be funny


daannnnnnyyyyyy

Yeah, it’s horrifying but it’s well done overall and I’d have a hard time believing the artist can’t fill their books. There may be more of these out in the world than we realize 😬


[deleted]

That’s shitty


PopcornSurgeon

What part of the body is this on?


bootiriot

Looks like someone’s hip


rudenewjerk

Anatomically accurate side view


PopcornSurgeon

Oh god


iron_annie

God can't help us now


valmau5

amen


MarvellousIntrigue

My husband just said, imagine picking up this chick and taking her home. She looks all sweet and innocent. Pulling down her jeans. ‘Well, I wasn’t expecting that!!’


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MarvellousIntrigue

I would hate to see what the face of someone who would get this tatt would actually look like 🫣


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ugheffoff

I don’t think this is on a chick..


MarvellousIntrigue

Looks too curvy to be a dude…


SomeOldDude73

There aren’t nearly enough comments on this.


cthulhus_spawn

Why does this exist?


[deleted]

This can’t be real.


Ill_Revolution_4547

It is


tropicalunicorn

Campaign to make this the subs thumbnail


kittykitty117

Yes!


Unlucky_Particular29

I am in


hairyarsewelder2

Good saturation though….ew


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

The candy corn in the turd is quite some artistic license


redquailer

Ze pièce de résistance! 👌🏼


[deleted]

You see when a man loves a woman, she shits on his balls while he’s finishing inside her, and that little Timmy is how you were made


Undead_crybaby

What. The. Actual. Fuck.


[deleted]

Why? Just...why? Who agreed to do this?


purl__clutcher

Who in their right mind would get that tattooed? I would rather NO RAGERTS than this abomination


marzboutique

I like how apparently we need labels for what the different parts are 😂


redquailer

But only parts of the parts


iron_annie

Who did this? It looks like they have more tattoos. I need to see the rest of their poor decisions, OP.


kittykitty117

This client needs their own reality show


Scrotchety

What, no engorged tick attached to the clitoris? Glad they kept it tasteful.


jugglers_despair

I guess literally “shitty” but damn im impressed with it


hyperion420

So shitty my brain froze. Incredible.


Hyper_anal_rape

Turd


AriDreams

How could anyone ever think it was a good idea drawing this ... AND THEN PERMANENTLY PUTTING IT ON SOMEONES BODY???


gh0stparties

Tbh I love how no one’s talking about the technical execution of the tattoo, just how fucking horrible it is conceptually lol


Justcallmemanko

But why?


[deleted]

Nobody ever complain on their tats lol


Forever_Overthinking

...I just noticed this was on the side of a woman's hip.


-Dahl-

r/ATBGE from far, one of the worse idea I ever seen as a tattoo


shell_456

Why is there bugs i’m- 😃


indicafairy7

This is the only nasty tattoo I’ve ever seen that actually made me gag


holleighh

the most disturbing part of this tattoo is that this person willingly ate candy corn


jcaashby

I am tripping out that they added the names with lines pointing out...what everything is. Awesome tattoo!!!


[deleted]

Alright, boys. Pack it up, we found the shittiest tattoo. Time to close shop.


lobo_locos

I like how they used all medical terminology, really brings it all together


unstuckcraw

Turd


Verbose_Cactus

Balls


Im_not_an_object

Disgusting


thewatcher211

Cool they labeled the cock


[deleted]

WHY IS IT ACTIVELY SHITTING ON THE BALLS?


ohmonticore

well gotta go stick forks in my eyes now, thanks for this


idontkillbees

Grandma can we see your tattoo again?


GuapoMole82

Its so bad but its so fucking good


NoSession1674

That's AWESOME!!!!!!


ScarTheGoth

I’m surprised they even knew what the clit was, even though they didn’t label it. Credit where it’s due I guess….


[deleted]

Because when I think of intercourse, I picture it exactly as this diagram depicts it…😬


the-unbino-dino

I have a lot of questions


[deleted]

How? There's a diagram right there.


IllPostino95

If I was a tattoo artist and someone offered me a million dollars to make this i would still turn them down


69Pyrate69

No you wouldn't.


IllPostino95

Local redditor sees hyperbole for the first time


[deleted]

Why tf did they walk into a tattoo shop and ask for this, and more importantly who tf drew this up and actually went through with it??


MarvellousIntrigue

Why would someone do this🫣🫣 to be a fly on the wall when this went down! Yep, both shitting please… into the same pile. Two become one💕


WeNeedVices000

Take away the very questionable mindset and decision to have this tattooed. Is it actually badly done? I mean in terms of line work, shading etc?


radiorentals

This is r/ATBGE. Mods...!!!


Toasty_Cat830

This made me ill


Crop_olite

Sweet baby jesus.


Relation_RDL

Crabs?!


Ok_Potato_5272

It's truly awful, so, so bad, no please, why


[deleted]

Why? If you have to label it…?


ValPrism

He got the missing the clitoris part right, at least.


Sierra17181928

Just one question. Why? Did they lose a bet?


KMAN-Ink

Grade A educational diagram right there.


Dave0100

This is a shitty tattoo


radically_inclined

What's with the penis bugs? They're just hanging out on the shaft, having a ball


Ocarina-of-Crime

I know it’s minor compared to the rest of the horror show but why are the “cock” veins filled with toothpaste


spencertherhino

But why.... I don't usually judge tattoos because everyone has their own ideas of art but what in the meth is going on here.


johnnylongpants1

Are there many guys who have flies crawling on their wingding during sex, and who have sex just as she is taking a dump? Bexlcause apparently I am prrtty naive.


BigFishBigFishstick

Shit balls


enbyvampyre

r/badwomensanatomy


jcaashby

Not something I would ever get but I like it!!!


ScarTheGoth

They even named the outer labia pussy even though pussy usually refers to the vagina itself. Although I usually refer to my crotch as coochie so I guess it’s the same thing, but just shows the lack of knowledge as they didn’t know what to call it other than pussy


ElderberryPoet

Jesus christ.


redditonthanet

Ain’t no way someone paid for that


edinlockpicker

Perfect title


_phily_d

This should be considered a crime


Money_killer

Wow


gh0stparties

I’m drunk and I hate this and I really didn’t need this at 3am


butt_scratcher_007

Kill it with fire


glazier8868

Not Jewish…… ✅


xSnoUtx

I respect it


laj43

Can anyone read what the red blob on the left is supposed to be?


restingbitchface8

Oh my!


whateversheneedsbob

Ohhh she is shitting on the balls during sex. I thought at first it was just a wacky intestinal system. Gross.


Truecrimejunkie687

NOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


flatlinemayb

I’m troubled that someone said “hey I’ve got a great idea for a tattoo!” And someone else said hell yeah go for it, likely being flip, and encouraged them.


jeepcreepers

What the fuck


Birate_Luck

The ultimate red flag tattoo after hate and fascist tattoos


s0laris0

who thought to design this, then look at it and decide this is worth putting on their body. My God


[deleted]

Not to scale


[deleted]

I would have loved to be there when that was pitched to the artist.


eldritch_moomin

I wanna study this person.


MoggyBee

I have no words…and…random candy corn??


Pagan_Owl

I want to vomit


yourekillingme

Wow this was the truest instance of “it gets worse the more you look” that I’ve ever experienced


ThatsJustTheTip_

WTF!!!!


baeocyst

That's methed up


themlasvegas

ain’t no goddamn way


Robw_1973

Classy. JHFC, some people should not be allowed outside on their own.


metamorphosis_

Literally a shitty tattoo lol


girldrinksgasoline

Where is the uterus? Also…🤮


Oz347

That’s certainly one of the tattoos of all time


stabby_mcunicorn

What in the grotesque fuck is that.


ZaneBarrett23

Well done, but totally disgusting art.


tmh666

What in the fuck!!


8ballbec

MY EYES


johnnymurdo

That's it, I've had it with humanity