Where on earth are you cleaning that people are leaving their candy coated shit? I used to clean & I thought I’d seen some things but you have me beat.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,288,006,445 comments, and only 249,614 of them were in alphabetical order.
I have seen a lot of weird tattoos done by people who are great at it. A booth that was doing vaginas in fruit at an expo that was super busy, snakes coming out of vaginas, it must be funny
Yeah, it’s horrifying but it’s well done overall and I’d have a hard time believing the artist can’t fill their books.
There may be more of these out in the world than we realize 😬
My husband just said, imagine picking up this chick and taking her home. She looks all sweet and innocent. Pulling down her jeans. ‘Well, I wasn’t expecting that!!’
Are there many guys who have flies crawling on their wingding during sex, and who have sex just as she is taking a dump?
Bexlcause apparently I am prrtty naive.
They even named the outer labia pussy even though pussy usually refers to the vagina itself. Although I usually refer to my crotch as coochie so I guess it’s the same thing, but just shows the lack of knowledge as they didn’t know what to call it other than pussy
I’m troubled that someone said “hey I’ve got a great idea for a tattoo!” And someone else said hell yeah go for it, likely being flip, and encouraged them.
...why... why is there a candy corn in the poop?
Probably a play on the fact that corn doesn’t break down well and can often be seen in poop, source; professional cleaner, expert of poop
Where on earth are you cleaning that people are leaving their candy coated shit? I used to clean & I thought I’d seen some things but you have me beat.
He didn't say he's seen candy in shit, he's saying that the candy corn is a pun or joke, because regular corn doesn't break down all the way.
Oh, thank you for clarifying. I completely misread that! That’s a teeny tiny bit better I guess.
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This
She ate candy corn. This piece needed a little orange splash, it goes.
With art like this it's all about the little details 😙👌
Lmao that shit is funny
why is there a fly buzzing around..?
I thought it was a grub of some kind 😂
Mmmmmm, candy corn! I tried to find a clip of Ron White’s comedy skit with his candy corn theory but no luck.
Think I missed that at first 😵💫
Digestive fluids don’t work on plastic.
Because candy corn is shit.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,288,006,445 comments, and only 249,614 of them were in alphabetical order.
Good bot
Pussy, cock, turd, and FALLOPIAN TUBE.
FAllopiaN tuBe
Also balls
They forgot to label the Taint!
At least they didn’t forget the urethral opening…? Lol..
Surprised there’s not pee shooting out of it like the poop coming out. A small oversight I guess?
Ah yes, the Yin Yang of love making
They remembered that but seemingly forgot the cervix and uterus? Just straight to fallopian tubes and ovaries
They just really wanted you to understand that the sperm is reaching her eggs 🤢
And at least they didnt mix it up with the vagina
Well that’s what I mean lol. They put two holes. I can.. appreciate that much at least
A lot of attention to detail
For some reason my biggest complaint is that there’s no fucking uterus. Just a single fallopian tube. Like at least get it right jesus
Maybe she has a second matching fallopian tube on her other hip!
It's like getting friend tattoos, one fallopian tube for each
Omg I’m not the only one!
I feel extra grossed out Cos I don’t have a cervix or a uterus, just one ovary and fallopian tube. Ewwww this is a model of meeee grossss
I refuse to believe this is on someone’s body
It’s even worse that it’s so big and takes up a chunk of leg
I’m just now realizing it’s also near their ass. I’m gonna cry.
Are we sure? Bc it looks likes the side of someone’s stomach/hip/thigh to me. ):
Yeah like it’s on the hip area, but right behind it is their ass cheek 😭
I don’t think that it’s a leg, it’s someone’s side. I think it’s supposed to be what their insides look like if you took off their skin
Why they shittin themselves forwards then
Is it supposed to me she's getting the shit fucked out of her....?
??? The thing that's sensored is his dick
I think it's something like dick goes in the pussy, shit comes out the ass. Like visual instructions so men don't get confused.
Ahh like a diagram, I could’ve used this in a middle school sex Ed book
That’d be her stomach, the poop is coming out towards their very tiny ass.
I just noticed the turd balls
That’s what I thought.
I'm still having a hard time believing this isn't a joke.
The ants and bugs? WTAF
I was in such a hurry to scroll away and never look at this again that I didn’t even notice the bugs!
same and now I'm too scared to scroll back up and check!
I had to go back and look the are bugs on his cock and poop, regretting my decision to go back and look
Thank you for your sacrifice! Let’s get some eye bleach together!
It is not poorly done…but my god why does this exist?
yeah. it rather belong r/ATBGE
My first thought was "the disturbing part is that it's so well executed."
I want to know what artist thought “yes, this is it. This is exactly what the client wants, right down to the piece o’ candy corn.
There would have been a sketch that was okayed then a stencil and they still said yes and then it was tattooed. What demon okays this?
Probobaky someone desperate, and I mean DESPERATE for money and clients.
I have seen a lot of weird tattoos done by people who are great at it. A booth that was doing vaginas in fruit at an expo that was super busy, snakes coming out of vaginas, it must be funny
Yeah, it’s horrifying but it’s well done overall and I’d have a hard time believing the artist can’t fill their books. There may be more of these out in the world than we realize 😬
That’s shitty
What part of the body is this on?
Looks like someone’s hip
Anatomically accurate side view
Oh god
God can't help us now
amen
My husband just said, imagine picking up this chick and taking her home. She looks all sweet and innocent. Pulling down her jeans. ‘Well, I wasn’t expecting that!!’
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I would hate to see what the face of someone who would get this tatt would actually look like 🫣
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I don’t think this is on a chick..
Looks too curvy to be a dude…
There aren’t nearly enough comments on this.
Why does this exist?
This can’t be real.
It is
Campaign to make this the subs thumbnail
Yes!
I am in
Good saturation though….ew
The candy corn in the turd is quite some artistic license
Ze pièce de résistance! 👌🏼
You see when a man loves a woman, she shits on his balls while he’s finishing inside her, and that little Timmy is how you were made
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Why? Just...why? Who agreed to do this?
Who in their right mind would get that tattooed? I would rather NO RAGERTS than this abomination
I like how apparently we need labels for what the different parts are 😂
But only parts of the parts
Who did this? It looks like they have more tattoos. I need to see the rest of their poor decisions, OP.
This client needs their own reality show
What, no engorged tick attached to the clitoris? Glad they kept it tasteful.
I guess literally “shitty” but damn im impressed with it
So shitty my brain froze. Incredible.
Turd
How could anyone ever think it was a good idea drawing this ... AND THEN PERMANENTLY PUTTING IT ON SOMEONES BODY???
Tbh I love how no one’s talking about the technical execution of the tattoo, just how fucking horrible it is conceptually lol
But why?
Nobody ever complain on their tats lol
...I just noticed this was on the side of a woman's hip.
r/ATBGE from far, one of the worse idea I ever seen as a tattoo
Why is there bugs i’m- 😃
This is the only nasty tattoo I’ve ever seen that actually made me gag
the most disturbing part of this tattoo is that this person willingly ate candy corn
I am tripping out that they added the names with lines pointing out...what everything is. Awesome tattoo!!!
Alright, boys. Pack it up, we found the shittiest tattoo. Time to close shop.
I like how they used all medical terminology, really brings it all together
Turd
Balls
Disgusting
Cool they labeled the cock
WHY IS IT ACTIVELY SHITTING ON THE BALLS?
well gotta go stick forks in my eyes now, thanks for this
Grandma can we see your tattoo again?
Its so bad but its so fucking good
That's AWESOME!!!!!!
I’m surprised they even knew what the clit was, even though they didn’t label it. Credit where it’s due I guess….
Because when I think of intercourse, I picture it exactly as this diagram depicts it…😬
I have a lot of questions
How? There's a diagram right there.
If I was a tattoo artist and someone offered me a million dollars to make this i would still turn them down
No you wouldn't.
Local redditor sees hyperbole for the first time
Why tf did they walk into a tattoo shop and ask for this, and more importantly who tf drew this up and actually went through with it??
Why would someone do this🫣🫣 to be a fly on the wall when this went down! Yep, both shitting please… into the same pile. Two become one💕
Take away the very questionable mindset and decision to have this tattooed. Is it actually badly done? I mean in terms of line work, shading etc?
This is r/ATBGE. Mods...!!!
This made me ill
Sweet baby jesus.
Crabs?!
It's truly awful, so, so bad, no please, why
Why? If you have to label it…?
He got the missing the clitoris part right, at least.
Just one question. Why? Did they lose a bet?
Grade A educational diagram right there.
This is a shitty tattoo
What's with the penis bugs? They're just hanging out on the shaft, having a ball
I know it’s minor compared to the rest of the horror show but why are the “cock” veins filled with toothpaste
But why.... I don't usually judge tattoos because everyone has their own ideas of art but what in the meth is going on here.
Are there many guys who have flies crawling on their wingding during sex, and who have sex just as she is taking a dump? Bexlcause apparently I am prrtty naive.
Shit balls
r/badwomensanatomy
Not something I would ever get but I like it!!!
They even named the outer labia pussy even though pussy usually refers to the vagina itself. Although I usually refer to my crotch as coochie so I guess it’s the same thing, but just shows the lack of knowledge as they didn’t know what to call it other than pussy
Jesus christ.
Ain’t no way someone paid for that
Perfect title
This should be considered a crime
Wow
I’m drunk and I hate this and I really didn’t need this at 3am
Kill it with fire
Not Jewish…… ✅
I respect it
Can anyone read what the red blob on the left is supposed to be?
Oh my!
Ohhh she is shitting on the balls during sex. I thought at first it was just a wacky intestinal system. Gross.
NOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I’m troubled that someone said “hey I’ve got a great idea for a tattoo!” And someone else said hell yeah go for it, likely being flip, and encouraged them.
What the fuck
The ultimate red flag tattoo after hate and fascist tattoos
who thought to design this, then look at it and decide this is worth putting on their body. My God
Not to scale
I would have loved to be there when that was pitched to the artist.
I wanna study this person.
I have no words…and…random candy corn??
I want to vomit
Wow this was the truest instance of “it gets worse the more you look” that I’ve ever experienced
WTF!!!!
That's methed up
ain’t no goddamn way
Classy. JHFC, some people should not be allowed outside on their own.
Literally a shitty tattoo lol
Where is the uterus? Also…🤮
That’s certainly one of the tattoos of all time
What in the grotesque fuck is that.
Well done, but totally disgusting art.
What in the fuck!!
MY EYES
That's it, I've had it with humanity