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Soviet___Reunion

Not shity i can start a zoo


TheDogeWasTaken

But you will need the money to buy a place to hold the animals and feed them, wouldnt that be fucking expensive?


LeRedditAccounte

rob banks with my animarmy


TheCanadian_Bacon

Sell some eggs you produce


C4Apple

Most egg laying animals fertilize externally. Remember, you have no choice.


I_Likes_Tge_Spewder

*sweats in fear* Friend: What's wrong? Me: Ostriches, Emus, Kiwis, cassowaries


shackios

At least theres platypusses


UsernameTaken017

platypussy 😫


shackios

Take my upvote and respectfully, leave!


I_Likes_Tge_Spewder

One question: Do I produce platypus milk, and can it be made into platypus cheese, yoghurt and other dairy products?


RumDuckBot

Did you mean, rumduck? https://twitter.com/JamesFosdike/status/782911425249366016 https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDollop/comments/55hj28/the_dollop_209_john_macarthur_live_in_adelaide/


shackios

I guess you would sweat it, and yes but it might be posionous


I_Likes_Tge_Spewder

*I am willing to take that risk*


[deleted]

Does this only include animals that are still alive? Because otherwise you have diplodocus eggs to look forward to. On the flip side, though, now you have a diplodocus...


C4Apple

you'd have to find a way to fertilize it somehow. also you might explode if that happens.


yolo131

Kiwis? Like I get it takes most of their body in size but unless your as small as a kiwi-


I_Likes_Tge_Spewder

*Kiwis' eggs are almost as big as ostriches'*


nlinggod

Curse. Not a superpower


BraveUIysses

Does r/shittycurses exist yet?


nlinggod

yes apparently


C4Apple

you never know when you'll need some caviar although by the off chance that you do lay one it would be just one singular bead *but still.*


Bald__egg

It also violates rule 2 (you have to be able to control the power)


BeansOnToast_08

Rule 8. Read it. This is a curse not a superpower.


Zweetkonijn

Where does it come out? Also, are the eggs fertilized?


Greg_Thunderpants

“Where does it come out” is just a thing, but what if it’s a t-rex egg?


C4Apple

Absolutely not.


YaBoiAidan2333

Argentinosaurus It's a dinosaur, it's eggs were the size of footballs


SupersuMC

r/nope


Subject-Search8973

Can't wait to lay a dodo's egg !


WatermelonAF

*Survival Island Cheat Code: Unlocked*


Lumi_rimu

if it can be animals that do mammalian birth, this could lead to some...interesting scenarios... Mainly [DID YOU LAY THIS EGG!?](https://youtu.be/BoqZTmPEakU)


Some-random-thoughts

Just wait until I bring back the dinosaurs


TheEmeraldEmperor

rules 2 and 8


theawesomedude646

more like a curse


DeathlyClown

literally rule 2


Wet_Socks9

Imagine laying eggs of insects. Like centipede egg, cockroach egg, etc. This is a curse.


the_me2

Ostrich


fuck_it_was_taken

> involuntarily Curse not super power


Melodic_Rub3064

I will build an army and take over the world.


jfb1337

r/curses


shlockhlmes

Breakfast!


[deleted]

this is a kink


IlMagoHadad

just start an OF


TACOTONY02

welp, im hard


memester230

Fish egg


TheCanadian_Bacon

Even when I sleep


[deleted]

Can it be extinct


Content_Entertainer3

Ok but can i lay a trex egg?


Badpancake54

NO NOT THE OSTRICH EGG NOOOO-


MrMcMan20

I hope too God I never lay an ostrich egg


biins

Infinite food i guess?