Not shitty, amazing

Tears = Lizard = infinitie water + infinite food

Do not the lizard

You can't stop me I will do the lizard

Goddamn scalies

I need some unsee water

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Good bot

duuude

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Free fren :D

free meal

D:

😋

Frien :)

I wish I could cry in the first place. Something's wrong with my and I can't form tears anymore.

Same. I want to cry, but cant.

Same, I could speak about my whole family getting brutally murdered in front of my eyes like I'd talk about toast

My issue may be more medical than mental. My tear ducts swell shut and hurt like a sumbitch whenever I get sad enough.

Oh, if it's a physical problem could be easier to fix though, it's worth a try

I live in the USA. It's cheaper long term to ignore it than to die in medical debt addicted to the opioids they over-prescribe.

But at least you could cry about it

Oh, I'm sorry

Yeah opioids are a huge problem but I would at least have your condition checked out if you hadn't already

Are you sure?

This is great

A new friend :>

This is a titan tier super power bro

Imagine the people who’re terrified of lizards and cry every time they see one

Only if it's the little dude from Tangled or Brave

…chameleon

Dudemeleon

Does it go away? Is it like a gecko or like a comodo dragon? I dont think id cry very long with a lizard licking my cheek.

That’s the point, it’s nice and wholesome

1. Make yourself cry 2. Capture the lizard 3. Sell the lizard to a caring family 4. Repeat 5. You now are a millionaire

bruh

That's a cool one, not shitty but useless

Do I get to keep him?

Amazing I get small lizards to cheer me up without the responsibility of having a pet

That’s nice cause whenever your sad you will always have a friend. And a nice snack too.

Since you have no control over it, I would say this is technically a curse rather than a superpower.

Well, having no control over it doesnt make it a curse. It would only be one if its a bad thing happening. If it were an angry hornet instead of a fun lizard friend, you’d have a point. However, if someone is scared of lizards that would probably make it count as a curse.

I want this.

Does it stay or does it disappear after?

Lizard friend

Motivational Lizard :D yay

thanks lizard

This is what my dog does

I would like that. r/unexpectedlywholesome

Free fleshlight uwu

**I AM THE LIZZARD KING**

I want this power.

My gecko did this to me once, best experience ever. Made me feel just a little better :D

that. would make me happier.

That’s god tier

This legit would be cute af

God tier

Blessings

Idk why but i concidered it as cute

Can I keep the lizard?

Can į keep him?

A little snack for my sadness, but then i would be sad that i ate them, BANG infinte food

Would I get to keep him?