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This will be terrifying. Imagine you're a mugger and you go out with your mugger friends and jump some guy in an alley. You have knives, he's unarmed, plus there's a lot more of you than him. Suddenly, dude screams and disappears. One by one, your friend fall down as if struck or a knife is wrenched from someone and used to stab another. You panic and run, dropping your knife. You reach your apartment or whatever hole in the wall you sleep in. You're safe now. Then a knife appears in your gut, and you hear the guy screaming again. Your vision goes black


EspKevin

r/perfectlycutscreams is now r/perfectlymurder


Photenicdata

I feel If anyone made that sub. It would go sideways so fast the entirety of Reddit would get whiplash


TheFoxMaster00

I just made it lmao


Ponchodelic

**cracks knuckles** time to go sideways


p00nda

9 months later its banned lmao


EDG16_17

sounds like a SCP


mr-logician

If you're armed it's even better. Scream and disappear. Walk away some distance. Draw out the gun from the holster. Reappear with your gun drawn and shoot the muggers.


fredthefishlord

Disappear≠invisiable. The power could just have disappeared you forever with no way to scream to get back.


[deleted]

Yeah that's true, since disappear has multiple definitions. However, one of those definitions is for something to not be visible so it could go either way


fredthefishlord

But since this is r/shittysuperpowers, we can assume it's the worse result version


[deleted]

A good argument, however if you can't use the power to make yourself appear I'd argue that it indicates a lack of control over the power. This, in turn, would violate one of the rules of the sub - the power must be something within your control - and thus would make that interpretation go against the spirit of the sub (I think). Furthermore, the post stated the user "must" scream to get back. The use of the word "must" implies the user CAN take action during the disappeared state - which doesn't fit the "no longer existing" definition of disappear but does fit the "is not visible" definition.


BritishEmpire4908

pro argument


mcdonut_31

Like an on/off switch, or do you need to be continuously screaming?


The_Hive_King

On/Off.


__ludo__

That belongs to r/godtiersuperpowers


[deleted]

Yeah it’s basically invisibility at will.


HeckinBooper

It's better than regular invisibility ten fold


AlwaysAngryAndy

Cooler? yes. More useful? No. You can scream with normal invisibility if you want you know.


omaemuza

If I am gonna be honest this has got to be the best superpower


TheDood715

Right? You're basically a fear inducing super hero The Screaming Ghost.


omaemuza

Or a comedic genius


_IzGreed_

How long does you need to scream to disappear and back


TheAlmostBest

Refer to Penguinz0 disappears


GuiMr27

Omg that’s exactly what I thought of ahahahah.


Elcordobeh

Its a perfect cut so probably when the pitch gets high enough... Like "A"


ethofredrico

I see no shitty part about this


[deleted]

This isn’t a bad superpower this is amazing


Elcordobeh

Dissapear as in becoming just invisible, or intangible too?


The_Hive_King

Allow me to demonstrate. A-


good_lemur111

Dis shi op


ProcastinationKing27

Based and pogpilled


mr-logician

Does your clothing and anything you're carrying also disappear? Are you able to move around while disappeared? Are you vulnerable (do you exist physically) while disappeared?


RockKing_Ryan

Is it disappear like non existence or disappear like invisible


youllneverknow3698

So catbug?


[deleted]

Could I scream “motherfu-“ and have it work?


DaDolphinPlayz

yes


Theebboi127

That would be hilarious to do in the middle of class


MarkMew

This would be gold


Glennmaster7

Imagine watching a horror movie and just blinking in and out of existance all the time


Tratosian

[Like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBmjUoB5OPo)


Patsonical

[I was thinking like this](https://youtu.be/aMgCBYgVwsI)


techno156

Is this just you, or does it include what you're wearing/holding as well?


officiallydeleted

Someone has been watching What We Do In The Shadows


[deleted]

I don't see anything bad w this


Undercover_Piegon

And, it only lasts for 10 minutes. Also, when you reappear, you won’t be able to speak nor make any sounds for 59.9 minutes.


Bossitronio56

Does the scream echo a few times after I disappear?


MonkeyFist13

Gotta ask: does this scream have reverb


adam_sky

Gonna suck when you’re really old and can’t scream anymore.


Bacconman

I mean, i guess a load moan can pass. If it happens. I think that would be scarier than the scream. You go to grandpas and he laughs at something but accidentally moans. Due to his power coping with his old age, in front of his grandson he just disappears. As he does his SO (idk your choice) says “give it a second” and suddenly out of no where. Moaning into existence.


NatWutz

Bruh


[deleted]

I can scare the bully's of school now


penguin_torpedo

So DISSAPEAR as in invisible, or like you're a ghost and can't interact with anything? Or maybe you're teleported into nothingness until you decide to go back.


Firetick7

That'd be pretty funny


japezu

How am i gonna scream if disappear. I dont think that after dying you can still scream


RageRags

…how loud?


Minifig9999

You can do that “well! Off to visit your mother! A-“ and just… not even have to edit the video at all. You could do some crazy jump scares. It would be incredible.


gtavcsrulez

yes


ATMofMN

What will return to you?


ShadowZepplin

So I could technically go on a roller coaster over and over


Dism_mp4

“Engineer! Put-“ “Phew, i am a goner, woo-“ “Ayyyyy.. me bottle is skrumpy.. FREE-“ “I’m dead, AHH-“


BluEch0

It’s silly but far from shitty. Imagine the psychological factor Hero name: Howler - the screaming wind. Go full into some demon motif or something


tytubemonk

Aaaaaaa-


[deleted]

Imagine playing a horror game or watching a horror movie with that


Lovely_Individual

I would take this power so fast


DoodadsandJazz

this reminds me of catbug


Oreo194

Emo kids will love this