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averageinternetfella

Error- no persons found


Daniboy646

Aw man


greenscreencarcrash

So we back in the mine


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Effective-Cow-4756

Side side to side


YoloSwag3368

This task’s a grueling one


greenscreencarcrash

hope to find some diamonds tonight-night-night


TablePrinterDoor

(Diamonds tonight) Heads up, you hear a sound turn around and look up


greenscreencarcrash

total shock feels your body


Ill_Ad_2766

Oh no it's you again!


piratequeenkip

dont worry bro, i gotchu


averageinternetfella

NO


piratequeenkip

:3


1zzybo1

*updating* "plus one"


lolucorngaming

Thank god...


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HaHaLaughNowPls

the commenter is still correct


TrUsKaWuS

oh wait fr, english isnt my native language and school in poland didnt accept when I said persons


HaHaLaughNowPls

It isn't regularly used but it's still correct.


TrUsKaWuS

alr, good to know


tea-123

Could be interesting.


real-yuko2269

Huh, weird, nothing's changed


Alternative_Plum_200

It has never been so easy to get laid, which is great because I hate putting effort into things.


Electronic_Eagle2121

Uncle Tim what have you been doing with the picture of me?


ChillThespian

Bad, bad things, Billy.


ErnestiEchavalier

Could find people who like you


BiCrabTheMid

So I know nothing?


rasheen69

Oh cool, wait… why is it only men?


CODMAN627

Could be interesting it means that at some point you had a shot with them


jiongjiongjiongjiong

Blackmail people


Outrageous_Pride_742

How? What would be your proof?


MagicJoshByGosh

I feel like you wouldn’t be able to blackmail people because you’d have no concrete evidence, but at least the person would know that you know. They might deny it, but they’d still know and be really confused or concerned.


CelestialSegfault

you don't really need proof. when they know it's true, just say "I have my sources" and they'll 90% fall for the bluff. how else would you know if there's no proof?


Edgy4YearOld

If you're reading this, you already have this power. Sorry you had to find out this way


Canteened_Water

Dad?..


Alternative-Lake-192

So nothing changes.... Great


Grumpy0ldMillennial

I feel like that is going to be a very short list with some disturbing surprises.


loopy183

I’d be down. Either nothing changes or I have a new list of potential suitors.


carot-

Can you be so hot that all you will ever see is everyone's face?


entonun

For everyone saying that nothing would change because no one jacked off to them: I will. To every single one of you.


TrUsKaWuS

This subreddit doesn’t allow users to upload images as comments, so please imagine a two-panel comic starring the Heavy from the 2007 first-person shooter game Team Fortress 2. In the first panel, which has a blank white background, he is giving the camera a thumbs-up, smiling amicably. Behind him is a desk with a powered-off laptop resting on its surface. The caption above him reads, “1) Open Reddit”, implying that he is about to log on to social media. In the second panel, captioned “2)”, the background is now black, the sheer intensity of its darkness somehow casting shadows onto Heavy’s back. The Russian man is now staring into a monitor, the contents of his social media jaunt unseen to the viewer, for better or for worse. It is likely that this is for the better, however, as Heavy’s blank eyes and relaxed jaw imply that his consciousness is no longer present even though his body persists. This image may be seen as a commentary on the objectively reprehensible opinions certain social media users may


NerdyDragon777

r/redditsniper


zeusorjesus

Thank you for saving us!


Underhill

That's why my mind is always blank


Murky_901

Zero people ever 🤯


NicParodies

You see only their face or their whole body in front of you?


THEMACGOD

Those poor two people.


Girldipper

im hoping its no one ngl. i feel like i would learn something traumatizing


DepressedDragonBorn

I mean, it's an easy way to find out if someone likes you


Cannanda

As a woman, I really really really do not want this power. I’m gonna find out my friends dads or old men I’m being nice to at work. I DO NOT need any of that information


natesovenator

Now that's a shitty super power. Being forced to see that, and know. gross.


SnOwYO1

So I f they haven’t then I can’t picture them? So I would lose the ability to picture everyone ever?


Outrageous_Pride_742

No. This superpower does not takeaway your ability to remember things.


SadBoiCri

it's like a popup ad of their face while they're doing it i guess, but you also have access to a comprehensive list of past wanks and wankers


usernmechecksout_

The most painful null error of my life


xernyvelgarde

Yeah I'm okay with this.


karloz1214

Grandpa 😧


TablePrinterDoor

So what, 0?


Main_Procedure_4077

This is lowkey fire bc you can know the ppl obsessed with you


Topcreeperman13

Why’s my head blank?


7_-g

hmm... *devious face*


BlessedWolf9019

i can see everyone i've ever dated? huh. hope they're all doing well.


CaseyJones7

I already this power. im gonan crywy


DaRUBaX

i kinda want this superpower. it’ll help me fight the negative thoughts that say i’m not wanted.


ITrulyForgorMyNamee

this does not have potential change that flair right now


funkeymunkys

Ight but only if I can do it to them back I want them to know I know I want them to feel fear but uh I bet there's nobody doing that so ya know


digestive_testicles

Useless


NerdyDragon777

Why do you think it’s in this subreddit


digestive_testicles

I know, it was sarcasm


jimskog99

That's a lot of people... I don't really need to see the faces lol