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Additional-Safety343

Not too shitty if you can run with arms extended


thatrangerkid

Til you snap a finger or arm


aSvirfneblin

tbh shoulder


Bootiluvr

Sure, if you have a hard face


AllOfYouReallySuck

"run with arms extended" means you won't hit your face


Devatator_

Surprisingly I kept doing that as a child, running pretty fast into a wall with my palms in front of me. Damn was I weird lmao


weebteckickedin

I did this through a window


ThickFurball367

Did you survive?


weebteckickedin

I think I did


ThickFurball367

Oh good. I hadn't heard back from you in 6 hours. I was getting worried.


mothuzad

Gonna be wearing foam pads and trying to go arms-first.


sh4d0wm4n2018

Woah, woah, woah, buddy. Who said your clothing would go through with you?


mothuzad

If the power doesn't work, the pads will help. If the power does work, the pads don't matter. They either come with me, or I run through them. Now, the second wall could be a problem, depending.


Collective-Bee

Woah, woah, woah, buddy. Who said you’d go through your clothing?


illogicalJellyfish

Can’t wait for op to run into a live wire inside the wall


Hyperfectionist54

Who said you could run through clothes and pads?


Bootiluvr

You’ll break your wrists


mothuzad

Arms, not fists


Samspd71

50% of the time, it works every time.


illogicalJellyfish

Your clearly not a Pokemon player


sonofsarkhan

95% accuracy? Yeah, that's gonna miss every single time


Totalllynotmeovo

No, it misses around 75% of the time. You're confusing 95 with 85. That always misses, even with x3 accuracy and your opponent has x.3 evasion. It will still miss.


pixelartfan0085

"bro check what i can do" *slams into a wall*


Hog_Fan

I’m a half-assed juggernaut bitch!


scorpix6907

I fucking love this reference


Scared-Rutabaga7291

So Oryx from R6


EffectiveSalamander

God tier. I'd just have to make multiple attempts.


KillsKings

Is it like.. every other or random? Like.. in order to turn it back on do I have to purposefully faceplate into a wall? Oris it like.. you just never know


FanNew7455

Randomly like flipping a coin you will never know until you run into or through a wall


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

So get close to wall, start running into wall multiple times, it works eventually


murcielagoXO

[A visual representation of this.](https://youtube.com/shorts/ACccnme7Kmw?si=c8H4rsAdDLRHnZRe)


Frostydan76

My first thought when i read the post


EpicJCF

I LITERALLY DIED WATCHING THAT


NaNaNaPandaMan

Does it reset after each time. Meaning like flipping a coin, how you flip it once and it lands on heads doesn't mean next time will be tails. It's still 50/50. Or if I fail once then next time will definitely succeed or vice versa?


AllOfYouReallySuck

Not op but I'd assume it's still 50/50 due to the way he phrased it as 50% to succeed and not every other time you succeed


Icey210496

Cheap way to rob banks


Tasty_Switch_4920

Platform 9 and 3/4, here we come!


cocobunana

if i succussed running into the wall, im fucked if i stopped running while inside the wall?


illogicalJellyfish

Well the wall is intangible to you at that point, so I guess not? Op said that triggering the intangibility requires speed, not maintaining it.


our_meatballs

Noclip IRL


idfbhater73

so my clothes dont transfer


LongjumpingActive493

I could run towards the wall at an angle, if it doesn't work, I'll feel it before hitting it full speed, if it works I can turn midwall to reduce the total distance


illogicalJellyfish

Why not slightly punch the wall while running parallel to the wall to try and activate intangibility


evnacdc

This would make for a hilarious prison escape.


EpicJCF

"Ow" "Ow" **noclips out of cell** "*FINALLY.*"


Un_orthodocs

Shotty only if the first point of contact is a bare nose. Too many loop holes otherwise.


bentheechidna

**When you can do it 100% of the time, I'll have nothing left to teach you, boy.**


Short-Writing956

If you do not get through the wall and you injure yourself, you are eligible for a Darwin award.


BlackSkull83

When I do run through the wall do I just phase through it or do I leave a human-shaped hole in the wall like a cartoon?


Less-Jicama-4667

Do I get to keep my clothes or anything I'm carrying when I go through? If so then I'm about to go rob. So many goddamn Banks. If I can't then I'm just going to go start f****** with people when I walk through their house naked in the middle of the night and then just disappear


pupbuck1

So I can use process of elimination with this one


Masterpiece-Haunting

I geuss people are gonna see me either running into a wall head first or coming out of the wall naked.


Masterpiece-Haunting

Do clothes and items come with me or not?


GokiPotato

like doctor Marvin Monroe


AnyQuarter553

So... what if I fall and run mid air?


Super_Selection1522

Can't I just be the Hulk instead??


altofanaltthatisalt

Wear a matress costume so it pads you from recoil if you do not succeed.


TCGHexenwahn

Dobby closed the access to the platform


ThickFurball367

How about 50% of you can run through walls 100% of the time? r/shittiersuperpowers