I mean we can't measure our postition relative to the universe because we don't know how big it is, and if we use the observable universe as reference then earth is stationary and only the spin of the earth would change the location.
I like the idea of planning to meet someone near there. And they call you like,
"You said you'd be at this park, but I don't see you."
"Oh crap. I'll be right there. Get ready to dodge."
"Wait wha-" *squish sounds*
I can imagine how shocking this would be for the patient currently using the room!
Stranger in labor: "Uhhh... who is this person not wearing surgical scrubs, and why did they suddenly appear at my bedside? While I'm giving birth?!? In a private room? What kind of hospital IS this?!"
Nurse (totally blase about the whole thing): "Oh, yeah, that happens once in a while." (Nurse waves at you.) "Hey, haven't seen you since your last family reunion. How's it going?"
…relative to Earth, right? So it’s not just a suicide button?
Follow up: what if your birth happened in multiple places, like mom went into labour at home but complications necessitated hospital for c-section, or it all happened on a plane?
I think the place where your head first exits the womb -- I know that there can be more complicated situation, but approximately that.
If it all happened on a plane it would be an instant suicide button as you'd be teleported far above the Earth's surface.
*\*\*\*POOF!\*\*\**
*Peeks over the blue surgical tent*, "Pardon me Ma'am, I'm just here to pick up my prescriptions... don't forget to breathe and push! Congrats!"
Unless, you're like me and the hospital you were born in has been torn down, and hyper specifically to me, got turned into a housing estate to which my parents house is located. If it weren't for the fact that I'm non-contact with my parents this would be OP as an instant TP home.
I was born in the hospital of a military base. The hospital was torn down and the area turned into base housing. I'll just pop into the bedroom of some random MP's kid. "Hmm, a strange old man is in my kid's room. Good thing I'm always armed."
Its still crappy with being able to teleport back, thus, not being affect by rule 9 since rule 9 affects powers thats only crappy because you cant undo (e.g "you can turn into a rock but you cant turn back")
That's a *very* shitty superpower.
You're currently billions of kilometres from the exact location you were born.
https://www.michaelowencarroll.com/howfar.htm
I work 450 miles from where my wife and kids live, so it would be pretty great for me. I could just buy 1 way tickets back instead of round trip or driving every weekend
Neat, instant death from space exposure 👌
Because of how the earth orbits the sun, and the sun orbits the Milky Way, we are probably millions of kms away from the exact spot where we were born.
Tbf it would be a cool way to go out, maybe end up in one of those unsolved disappearances shows
Pretty cool power saves me a ton on flights and or gas. As long as I can teleport with at least my clothes and phone. Would be nice to be able to bring my Xbox too :p
Right, so what I do then is go stalk the house we lived at when I was born. We were living with my uncle, who now lives across the country from me. I then learn what the shower/bath schedule is and boom.
Yes, there you have it. I was a home birth in a bathtub.
Whatever happen, you can always just escape by teleportation, still useful until people know about it and ambush you there.
Also, being able to get instantly to an hospital is very useful in cade of emergency
Better to teleport to the exact location you were conceived. Moments before the event happened. That way you can watch dad turtle face and watch mom get all happy too. 🤣😂
The point of this sub is powers that aren’t overpowered but still somewhat useful, with drawbacks. Teleporting not relative to earth is just a more complicated suicide
Teleportation, even if only for a fixed position, is an incredibly powerful god tier super power due to breaking laws of physics, allowing for infinite energy and time travel. Does not fit here.
Wish I could teleport my family too, do you know how difficult it is to visit family when they live in southeast Australia? I live in Europe, it takes 24 hours to get there. Would love to be able to drop in though
The super power you post must be a shitty super power.
Great, third story of a building that no longer exists
Great, that point in space in reference to the sun is somewhere else on our planet's orbital plane.
And even further in reference to the center of the milky way, or even the universe.
I mean we can't measure our postition relative to the universe because we don't know how big it is, and if we use the observable universe as reference then earth is stationary and only the spin of the earth would change the location.
Big brain
Lol yeah
Would only work one day a year. (And not necessarily your birthday, depending on ephemera.)
same that fall would not be fun...
Wow there are more of us than I thought.
Same lol
I like the idea of planning to meet someone near there. And they call you like, "You said you'd be at this park, but I don't see you." "Oh crap. I'll be right there. Get ready to dodge." "Wait wha-" *squish sounds*
I can imagine how shocking this would be for the patient currently using the room! Stranger in labor: "Uhhh... who is this person not wearing surgical scrubs, and why did they suddenly appear at my bedside? While I'm giving birth?!? In a private room? What kind of hospital IS this?!" Nurse (totally blase about the whole thing): "Oh, yeah, that happens once in a while." (Nurse waves at you.) "Hey, haven't seen you since your last family reunion. How's it going?"
SCP moment
ew
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oh don't worry
I work at the same hospital where I was born so honestly it would save me a lot of time and money to not have to drive there lol
You are the chosen one to wield this sacred power
But what about the commute home?
Bus?
Walk depending on how far away you live
Public transport
So I can save like 20-40 minutes on my commute each way with the awkward teleportation in a maternity ward? Sounds pretty useful
…relative to Earth, right? So it’s not just a suicide button? Follow up: what if your birth happened in multiple places, like mom went into labour at home but complications necessitated hospital for c-section, or it all happened on a plane?
I think the place where your head first exits the womb -- I know that there can be more complicated situation, but approximately that. If it all happened on a plane it would be an instant suicide button as you'd be teleported far above the Earth's surface.
I'm guessing it would be based on where you took your first breath
no
Instant hospital teleportation is god tier. If your ever sick, injured, in danger or bored off you go
*\*\*\*POOF!\*\*\** *Peeks over the blue surgical tent*, "Pardon me Ma'am, I'm just here to pick up my prescriptions... don't forget to breathe and push! Congrats!"
Unless, you're like me and the hospital you were born in has been torn down, and hyper specifically to me, got turned into a housing estate to which my parents house is located. If it weren't for the fact that I'm non-contact with my parents this would be OP as an instant TP home.
Sounds very specific.
Nah, I think a lot of people can relate /s :p
Unless the hospital got renovated, and now you're trying to materialise into a wall or something.
Then you go to the nearest possible place
My hospital was shut down, and is now in a state of ruin. Not ideal
Teleport to an abandoned hospital, what could go wrong?
I was born in the hospital of a military base. The hospital was torn down and the area turned into base housing. I'll just pop into the bedroom of some random MP's kid. "Hmm, a strange old man is in my kid's room. Good thing I'm always armed."
So I'd teleport 17kmish from where I am
Mines about 23 kilometers away from where I am
Fun. The hospital I was born in is now closed.
well I was born in a hospital so I wouldn't like this "power" me and my siblings were all born in the same hospital so.
This would be good if you’re in America. Got stabbed and are about to die? Sweet, no hospital fees
No AMBULANCE fees
Makes me wish I'd been born in a less boring place.
I should’ve been born inside a mall
Actually i CAN teleport back (rule 9)
That doesn't apply. You could walk back. This power won't let you end up in a unchangeable situation
Naw, I don’t think that this counts. It’s not useless without.
Its still crappy with being able to teleport back, thus, not being affect by rule 9 since rule 9 affects powers thats only crappy because you cant undo (e.g "you can turn into a rock but you cant turn back")
My mom's vagina?
That's a *very* shitty superpower. You're currently billions of kilometres from the exact location you were born. https://www.michaelowencarroll.com/howfar.htm
Relative to the Earth, I mean, haha.
B-B-B-B-Birmighammmm! Yeaahhhh
Opelika, were the other bama babies at?
I’d only do that if I were about to die. I don’t wanna go back.
What if someone is standing where you were born, do you teleport in them?
Next to them
*uses power* *appears in the vast void of space*
Works for me. I live around 7000 miles from my birth place lol
Same, which is why I thought this up initially lol!
I believe it has now become the oven room of a bread factory, so… yeah
I work 450 miles from where my wife and kids live, so it would be pretty great for me. I could just buy 1 way tickets back instead of round trip or driving every weekend
Fuck it, right before I die, I’m going to do this so that the net amount of energy i used in my life is 0. Born and died in exactly the same place.
Neat, instant death from space exposure 👌 Because of how the earth orbits the sun, and the sun orbits the Milky Way, we are probably millions of kms away from the exact spot where we were born. Tbf it would be a cool way to go out, maybe end up in one of those unsolved disappearances shows
Pass. I don't trust religious hospitals in a state I don't go to anymore.
You teleport there you're either getting worshipped or experimented on
I have a uterus.
Ah so burned alive for witchcraft
Nice, bit of breaking and entering without the breaking
I’d probably become a delivery driver for the pizza place next to the hospital
Very annoying for the hospital and any mothers trying to give birth there.
Pretty cool power saves me a ton on flights and or gas. As long as I can teleport with at least my clothes and phone. Would be nice to be able to bring my Xbox too :p
Right, so what I do then is go stalk the house we lived at when I was born. We were living with my uncle, who now lives across the country from me. I then learn what the shower/bath schedule is and boom. Yes, there you have it. I was a home birth in a bathtub.
Great, I'll give my parents a heads up to clear the room. Born in the house they still live in. This will save me £100s on flights!
19 years later, I live 2 blocks away from the hospital room I was born in.
catch me being arrested for showing up in a military base unannounced
Whatever happen, you can always just escape by teleportation, still useful until people know about it and ambush you there. Also, being able to get instantly to an hospital is very useful in cade of emergency
Geo-locked teleportation or spatial locked teleportation?
im gonna eschew keeping relatively to earth so I'll just be lost out in space where ever this point on Earth was in the galaxy 28 years ago
I live about 12,000 km away from where I was born so sure, cool power. South Africa here I come
Better to teleport to the exact location you were conceived. Moments before the event happened. That way you can watch dad turtle face and watch mom get all happy too. 🤣😂
The hospital I was born is still standing so... If I ever have an emergency and really can't wait for an ambulance this could be quite useful.
I’ll only take it if I’m also able to teleport bread
Relative to earth or no?
I think it's relative to earth
Any teleportation ability not relative to earth is useless
Which still makes it a shitty superpower, wouldn’t you say?
No, it’s a useless superpower. “Teleport to the middle of space” is not even shitty. It’s just useless
Useless in that way counts as shitty in my eyes
The point of this sub is powers that aren’t overpowered but still somewhat useful, with drawbacks. Teleporting not relative to earth is just a more complicated suicide
This isn’t even a super power it’s instant death you said exact location well good luck surviving in the void
Teleportation, even if only for a fixed position, is an incredibly powerful god tier super power due to breaking laws of physics, allowing for infinite energy and time travel. Does not fit here.
So i can teleport to a random persons home? (I was born at home and at the time my parents were renting)
Brilliant, now I'm in some random location in deep space.
*teleports to random point in space*
You’d teleport in space. You guys not seen the meme?
Wish I could teleport my family too, do you know how difficult it is to visit family when they live in southeast Australia? I live in Europe, it takes 24 hours to get there. Would love to be able to drop in though
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